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Tuesday, June 09, 2020

Just For Fun

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128 comments:

  1. I will put on all the necessary gears and carry the cash! Will isolate for 14 days and quarantine 😏😏

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what are you isolating, the money or your cute self 🀣?

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    2. Stella I was one of those health workers that had covid in my hospital,my whole house contacted it through me but we all sail through. We take vitamin c 2000mg and turmeric daily.
      Trust me if we could sail through with no admission, just the test showed positive when we all had symptoms. I will gladly take the money and use it as relief fund for all my troubles. I will use part of it to buy food for the the homeless, asylum seekers and illegal immigrants in my county. I thank God I’m back to work and negative now,though my husband is still positive but we will be fine.

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    3. @ Paris! Same here... I will also quarantine the cash too...

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  2. I will take it and soak it in bleach. Trump said, bleach kills the virus. After that, l will soak in a detail filled bathtub. When the money gets dry, l will call sdk and gift money to all the blog visitors in need.

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    1. Awwww. How sweet of you, Cinnamon.😘😘😘

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    2. nice one,you have the heart of an angel

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  3. Covid 19 is not a death sentence.
    Take money home. arrange in a safe place, then wait for a day or two, then report my self to NCDC so that I can be isolated and treated.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣report yourself πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

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    2. TWC, yes oh, I can't come and die and leave that money.
      Choco baibay πŸ’•

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  4. Covid wetting you say...???
    Ommo the way i go jump on it ehnnnnπŸ€‘πŸƒ‍♂️πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’΅

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  5. Why should I take it, does it belong to me?
    Greedy Nigerians. 🀸🏻‍♀️🀸🏻‍♀️🀸🏻‍♀️🀸🏻‍♀️🀸🏻‍♀️🀸🏻‍♀️

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    1. Dear Greedy commentor, the money you have now was once preowned by a body/organisation/company..... before turn LEGALLY to yours. Whereas it is just for fun.

      #Covenant

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    2. lmaooooo @ you both πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  6. Hmmmm call NDCD for wetin nah?
    Na dem go first thief am
    Abeg na the money o first.

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    1. 🀣🀣 you don’t kuku give them another name πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

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    2. Enchantress na d money fever make me change am..πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€Its been a while I saw ur comment.. Hope are good?

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  7. Hian!! Na to decontaminate the bag with chemicals and alcohol, then claim money. NCDC ko, nnpc niπŸ˜‚

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  8. I trust the Nigerian in me.. All the ginger, garlic, soap, lime, disinfectant, prayers, hydrochlroquine, warm water, name it will fall on this money that day. Infact it will wear nose masks πŸ™„πŸ˜Ž

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  9. I will carry it and start home remedy to cure myself.

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  10. Will take it and order for Madagascar drugs.

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  11. I will grab it fast who ncdc help. I will take without nose mask and glove sef. Notin do me.

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  12. Call Ndi gini???? The bag will recover faster in my possession /home.

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  13. Simple pour sanitizer on the bag ,wear gloves, cut the gaddem bag, transfer the money into another bag and quarantine myself for fourteen days with the money.

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  14. What's NCDC....is that a name of person, animal,place or thing??.

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  15. no problema, dejarΓ© la bolsa y tomarΓ© el dinero.

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  16. So good it's only the nylon that's infected, I will wear my PPEs, discharge the money into my own uninfected nylon or bag, go to my house to quarantine the money for two weeks, I can even do four weeks, then call NCDC from my house to go and carry thier patient to the isolation center, lobatan.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  17. Let me be truthful....I will take itπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹. NCDC my foot

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  18. what's the name of that drug NCDC announced they're using to treat covid-19 patients again? I will administer the drug on the money and kaput with it

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  19. Call NCDC to take it to isolation Centre or what ? I ll keep the money of course, highest I ll let it sit in a corner for sometime to let whatever die before opening it.

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  20. I will wash all the money with hypo, detergent, sanitizer, dettoi.. And spend the money abeg..

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  21. Call Ncdc is a no no
    I go pray and sanitize my hands

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  22. Hmm! It's better not imagine I'm calculating how i will invest the $1 million. Call which NCDC? I will quarantine myself by myself and enjoy my money by myself.

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  23. Ha, oh my God, which kain temptation
    be this, if I call ncdc, I will not 1mill again, if I take its coro will
    catch me., please God give me Solomon wisdom.

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  24. I will use my 😷 and hand sanitizer..
    I’ll carry ‘my’ money jejely 🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️
    BV Yosola

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  25. I will take it abeg. I'd wear gloves to wash the money, and then sanize my hands. Use disinfectant to clean the money when dry, and then spend "my" money.😁😁😁

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    1. This one is hard! Is it lost like someone else's or an either 1m or covid 19 situation?
      If its the latter, hazmat suit ✔ securing that bag hunnay!

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    2. Sanitize*. Imagining that money won't allow me spell correctly.

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  26. I'll grab some gloves and isolate my money for 14 days jor. Which NCDC?

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  27. Order a thousand dollar level A hazmat suit and take the bag. I'd gain $999,000.

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  28. I WILL TAKE THE MONEY, DEPOSIT IT IN MY ACCOUNT, GIVE MY ATM PIN TO A FAMILY MEMBER AND CALL NCDC FOR A TEST.

    YES I AM SHOUTING.

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    1. Oh Sis πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. E reach to shout.

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    4. You would infect the bank staffs that will have contact with the money and members of public that will spend the money o

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  29. Hmmmmm by the time I sanitize the bag and put the money in bank eh,the money go holy by forceπŸ˜„

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  30. Abi I don call Ncdc ni? 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️🚴‍♂️

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  31. Call NCDC say wetin now???
    I will take it and go into isolation immediately. Afterall a lot of people have recovered from covid-19. It's not a death sentence.

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    1. lmao !!!
      We all seem to be on the same page tonight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  32. God forbid bad thing. If Dangote's money didn't come with covid why will it be my own money that will come with such? Tufia

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  33. I will wear leather, take the money home, spray it with disinfectant and sun dry it very in my backyard.
    🀣🀣

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  34. I will wear like 5 sacs that cover my whole body.
    I will carry it and to Isolation center so it will be well treated before I carry it direct to the bank.
    Then I will go home and wait for the alert

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    1. Carry it to isolation center ke! You better carry that money home, and self isolate, or else kobo, you no go see.

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    2. Anon 22:11, its like you are not a Nigeria living in Nigeria.

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    3. Anon 22:11, its like you are not a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

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  35. Ama sanitizer the bag,money and myself. I don't even know what NCDC means 😎

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    1. Even without sanitizer and gloves sef I'll grab it with all the strength in me

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    2. shooter ooooooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      Lmao @ i don't know what ncdc means

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    3. Shooter you gorrit πŸ˜‚

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  36. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'9 June 2020 at 22:12

    Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha this na Temptation with a little confusiiiiiiooooon but o No no no n no no no no no I really need to Lol!.

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  37. I will pour Chelsea on the Gaddam bag and repeat the action for days or weeks if possible.... gbogbo Corona ara e ma get outside

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  38. I will take it without not even thinking twice

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  39. Would rather take it to the church or orphanage. We go wash am with hypo and bleach then rinse in holy water And sanitizer 😁. Allow to dry out for 24hours before opening it. I’d rather they have it. All the donations NCDC has collected, what have they done with it? They are yet to give account of how they spent it.

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    1. lmao @ take it to church
      You better watch that bag closely o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  40. One thing must kill a man biko and it has been discovered that Covid19 no Dey kill Nigerians so I’d take the money and buy myself a private Isolation centre.

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  41. We should thrive to treat people how we want to be treated.πŸ’‍♀️ NDDc are humans too and deserve to live just like us and everyone else.🀷‍♀️ We can't keep relying on the. Government all the time for every little thing 🀦‍♀️ they already have enough on their plate😌 workload is already too much on them. So I have got this oneπŸ’ͺ

    In Summary...what I mean is I will take the money, thank youπŸƒ‍♂️

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    1. But I will Wear my glove first, face mask and disinfectant
      The bag then use my hand sanitizer and next is enjoyment galore. 😁

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ sabellaaaaaaa oh dear 🀣

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
      You're so kind indeed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  42. no be every body go fit get corona.
    i get odeshi...so no corona for me.
    i go take the bag!

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  43. I will not just take it, I will receive it! Later, I'll take Hydroxy chloroquine, zinc and very high dose of vitamins C. I'd also take plenty of hot garlic and ginger drink...

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  44. Thunder fire covid19. Make I hear say I call any bagar

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  45. Even covid19 would be mad at me if I don't take the money

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  46. Why call NCDC when I have my hypo 3L,dettol 1L,my nose mask and surgical glove kΓ­Γ‘ mo ti carry And tear open. We have been given enough information on how to protect ourself.

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  47. I WILL TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY,WAITING BE COVID-19?

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  48. I'm taking it straight ahead.

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  49. I WILL TAKE IT IMMEDIATELY,WAITING BE COVID-19?

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  50. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
    I'm an ncdc staff like this

    PPE ✔ ✅

    Sanitizer ✔ ✅

    Fumigation ✔ ✅

    Secure the bag πŸŽ’ ✔ ✅ πŸ›« ☑

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    1. Call meπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    2. Well said Noir πŸ‘Œ
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
      Corona virus go fear 😳

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  51. I simply disinfect it and take it.
    Lobatan

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  52. U say call NCDC wetin? Godforbid bad thing n I regect all poverty portion in my life
    I go wear like 4 face masks n 8handgloves I go even sew like 8 ghana must go to cover myself and after taking it I go leav it under d hot sun for 5days,den I will become rich😸😸😸😸😸😸

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    1. 4face masks, sew 8 ghana must go. How you want take move na?

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  53. With my hand gloves, sanitizer, face mask, water and soap, I will do justice to the money.

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  54. Is NCDC immuned to COVID_19?a ma grab the bag

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  55. I’m the war! The liquid metal! The indabosky pahose so I’d take it😏

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ chai

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    2. Indabosky Mama. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  56. Is.it the bag or money that's infected? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Very simple na..

    I will pour sanitizer on the bag, clean it and make the money responsible..

    I have done the work of NcDC..😁😁

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  57. If it is the type of covid they have in Europe , I walk pass oh..not taking

    Meanwhile,
    My brothers and sister, hustle oh..make them no call you from town to come carry masquerade.

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    1. First paragraph 🀣🀣🀣🀣you are absolutely right.

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  58. I've made my decision obviously. Don't ask my choice. Covid 19 virus can be cured EXTERNALLY BY SANITIZER but not inwardly by sani...
    I GO BATHE THEM ONE BY ONE. I don't mind if it takes me a week. LOL

    #Covenant

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  59. Lol which NCDC 😜😜. I will quickly buy 10 -20 litres of disinfectant. Before I carry the money I will make sure I put on a protective wear etc. Then pour the disinfectant into a basin, leave the money to soak for few hours bring it out with my hand glove on, then spread it to sun dry.
    After that pack my money to enjoy πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  60. You are not allow to take it, so I will drop it at the police station.

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  61. This goes to show how dishonest Nigerians are.
    What have you done to earn $1M?
    You just see money, you collect?
    And everyone will be blaming the politicians for looting?
    All of you will loot if you are put in the tiniest of positions.
    😏😏😏😏🀦🏻‍♀️🀦🏻‍♀️🀦🏻‍♀️

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  62. I will take the money oo. Covid is not after my age group πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  63. As a good citizen, I will take it to a safe place , to prevent people from getting infected.🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️🚢‍♀️

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  64. Which NCDC? I will take the money, wash with hypo and then go in to self isolation for 14 days drinking agbo

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  65. I will pack both coronal no de catch black man ����

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  66. Stella I know this question is not for me, I just left covid 19 isolation room now, I will simply use the same techniques, quarantine the.money for 14 days and declare it covid free. As for me,nothing like quarantine cos I would have picked the money in covid armour suit

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  67. I will take the money and give it to the Federal Government as a good citizen of Nigeria. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  68. Even NCDC will pack the money without PPE. Who corona help!

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  69. Call who? Me myself I'm NCDC.I will wear protective gear,disinfect and carry it quietly.

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  70. Carry the bag home and pour disinfectant inside bathtub, me and the money will swim for 30min. We are okay...😁

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  71. I will wear mask ans gloves and put the money nylon inside another bag , keep it for 14days without opening. By then the corona inside go don die.

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