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Saturday, July 11, 2020

Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver - 32

Wetin Oko Ashawo no go see for road? 

This is a memo to men with blokos wey no dey hear word. One day you go dive enter 'River' wey go drown you!!!




Some days ago at about 7:30pm, I was on a trip with a male passenger when he sighted a pretty young looking lady at a bus stop along our way. He asked me to find a place to park and he got down to meet her. Shortly afterwards, they joined me in the car, sat at the back and the guy asked me to take them to a restaurant nearby.

I observed as the lady giggled but the guy did most of the talking. There was something weird about the lady’s behaviour but I couldn’t place it straightaway but shortly afterwards and all of a sudden,she started laughing out loud and saying some disjointed things. Haaaa ... 


The traffic was slightly heavy and I could steal glances to see what was going on at the back of the car. Without looking at the guy, she started shouting in the car .... “so, you think you can just leave me and go like that?” She kept screaming in the car and said some other incoherent things.

 It dawned on me (and him) that she had mental health issues.

At this point, I noticed that the guy had started fidgeting and sweating as he typed something on his phone. He then told me to check my phone as he had sent a message. I read the message quickly and he wrote that I should park at the next bus stop so that he can discard the lady.

As we continued, the lady saw a billboard and said she would sue the company for using her pictures for advert without consulting her. Hmmmm ... I knew I had to find a way a way to end the trip really fast. A lot of things went through my mind, like ... what if she suddenly bites me from behind?or launches a severe attack on us both?

I didn’t even wait till I got to the next bus stop. I pulled over and asked the guy to disembark from the car. I don’t know what he whispered to the lady but she obeyed and followed him out. I didn’t even wait for any drama to unfold and I ended the trip immediately and drove off. Luckily it was a card trip.

It’s really sad that we have a lot of people out there with mental health issues who do not get help and are easily branded with names...

Could I have been able to help her by taking her to a mental home?In Nigeria i might get arrested and a new charge pinned on me...

The guy who picked her up had other intentions but was quickly put off by her mental state but there are some who would still go ahead and sleep with her and in worst cases get her pregnant!!!


The next time i have  a passenger who wants to pick up someone from the roadside with intentions,i would rather end the trip and go home to sleep than encourage such act.......

I pray she finds help soon...

Memo to men .- continue doing serial lover and picking up random ladies until you pick up mammy water or a spirit who decides to seize your blokos and deal with you......Continue oh!!!

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    1. Drunk in love has messed her up.

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    2. Oko ashawo u self no pure na. So that should be a letter to self and all the men out there.

      That part got me laughing really hard! If she decided to bite you from the backπŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£. Na so u dey fear reach??

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  2. Eeyah ... It's possible the lady suffered a heart break for her to be talking about someone leaving her. In Nigeria, you can't just help anybody anyhow o. The tables can be turned and the case will be against you. Who will even foot the bill? I don't think the term "Good Samaritan" exists anymore 😏

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    1. In other climes, yes,its good to be a samaritan but in naija, NAH,it will land you in trouble waters that will be difficult to settle.

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  3. Hmm Men of easy virtue..God don catch am..Oko Ashewo abeg dey very careful o

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  4. Favourite column,more ink to your pen

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

      I laughed very well

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  5. Poster How do you know he was planning to sleep with her? People meet people in different places. Some meet their wives on the roads and exchange contacts and they take it from there. He asked you to take them to a restaurant, not a motel if I am correct. Because she was at the roadside meant she was a prostitute? What if she couldn't get a bus?

    Well, most people are so keen on physical health that they don't have the foggiest idea of mental health issue being a thing.

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    1. Where did you land from? Jupita?

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    2. See gobe 😯😯
      Of course he has the intention of sleeping with her.

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    3. @Sabella, I'm wondering if we read the same thing.
      Hian..πŸ™„

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    4. Okay, guys. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. Na wah oh! Will men hear? In anything in skirts get me hooked like jazz

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    1. Another angle, the girl changed her mind presuming that the driver and passenger were ritualis.she acted that way to escape from them.

      The lady acted smartly except she was not dressed up then, I can assume with you that she has mental illness.

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    2. @official prestige, that's what I thought too

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  7. Guys and fine girls are like bread and butter, that was how a guy in my village picked a ghost without knowing, na God save am

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  8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that stray dick for enter express πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚. I wish that the lady bite the man.

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    1. I was trying not to laugh, but your laugh made my laugh to laughπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. I was laughing throughout. Very funny write up

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  9. Oko asewo your eyes dey see something ooo....Serial lovers this☝️☝️☝️is for you allπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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  10. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  11. wandering d**k this is for you, the girl for show him little pepper mixed with ginger, everything I see I must taste,he for taste little madness join.
    Some people are actually funny, you have where you've planned going already,but your third leg decided to play your brain

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    1. You can imagine... Someone on a trip to already planned event decided to catch some fun not minding the consequences..

      Misplaced priority...

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  12. I wish she bit u aswear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    Anyways during our Uni days back in Sch my roomie was hot with a well moulded ass and perky breast, her market was selling out fast, I can’t remb where she said she meet this guy , every girl dream kinda guy from a wealthy home.
    One 9t she called me not to lock up her crush Town,d guy doesn’t stay in 9ja. I said ok o, slept off, normally my phone stays on silent all day long, na so I wake by 4to wee, 200 and something missed calls , fear catch me , countless text msgs. I quickly opened it , it was her asking I shd come down to presidential palace and pick her up. Those calls where since 12/1am. Haaaa
    I called back she no ans, later in d day she called with abusive words and advice about safety and security . Eventually she got home well shaken upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. D gist was , this our milk, crush was a Drug abuser, she asked if I had seen a wild monkey b4, the man was worst , he did coco in her presence, injected himself with whatever, am guessing he over did it and went 360 on my friend. Wen she showed me her ass, the thing was swollen,with marks all over that guy spanked her with all sorts , hit her back and almost killed her, she said she saw a live beast! AUNTY turned born again for a week o🀣🀣🀣. Morning mass on a daily. It was not funny her experience.
    So true many Kolo pple r roaming ard well dressed

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
      This is the really bad bladder mbadamba😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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    3. ....anony 13:34,you're that girl and the incident happened while you're an undergraduate in Enugu

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  13. I died when I read what if the girl bites me from behind.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I can just imagine the bite and the driver screaming for help. Oh Lord.

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    1. Mad people can bite eh

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    2. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€I just dey imagine the girl bite off oko asweo ears from behind😁😁😁😁

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  14. Oh! What a story. People should thread with caution.
    Hope finds help and get better, mental illness is no joke.

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  15. Hahahaha...Oku ashawo so you are scared of her biting you. Memo to all loose dick everything on skirt isn't real some are fish tail.

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  16. Will men hear 😫


    Sorry for your ordeal oko ashewo, more sane customers to your hustleπŸ™πŸΎ

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  17. Men are very foolish lmao, always ruled by their dicks and nothing else. 🀣

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    1. Women nko? Always running after money πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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  18. How I wish say the girl bite Oko Ashawo for neck. E for sweet me πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️πŸƒπŸ½‍♀️

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  19. Thank God she didn't bite your earπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  20. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  21. Damn,she could bitten him🀣🀣

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  22. All this serial cheating men.

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  23. Things dey happen o

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