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Saturday, August 15, 2020

Saturday In House Gists - Funny Things That Happen Around Us

Do you live in a house full of clowns?Or you work with really funny people who make you laugh all day?Please share with us these funny things on this beautiful Sunday.........








My Bambinos are clowns...............I just finished cutting their curly hair and after all my hard work,they told me it is good i did not try to be a hair cutter for a living cos i suck at it with the way i drag necks and all....After that the thank you came in stifled tones.....lol
Corona please come and be going so that i can resign from cutting hair ooooh.

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  1. LMAO,your Bambinos fit you well,that's the way😜πŸ€ͺ

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  2. That's how I woke my 3+ old daughter up one morning. She said mum am tired, I was in awe..I was like y tired what did you do, she said she didn't sleep well..lMAO

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Same with my 2yr plus. She's always tired and sick.

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    3. Your daughter is so funnyπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    4. They obviously learnt from you, my daughter learnt the word tired from me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    6. Oh my πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    7. Same here with my 2years plus son, any small thing, he will say mummy I'm tired, the first day he said it, I laughed ehn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€. He learnt it from his sister.

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  3. I paid my sister and her family a visit. Lunch time and my younger nephew (he's almost 4) tells me to feed him. I took a small bite from his chicken, it looked yummy o (maybe not so small,😜). He didn't say anything o, he just went downstairs and told his Mum to dish my food, that I want to finish his own foodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. His mum came up laughing, and this boy had a straight face oo

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. Hahahaha Hahahaha. Longthroat aunty.

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣 your nephew is hilarious

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    4. Na waa oo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. That one is growing up to be a no nonsense person.

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    5. This is hilarious, this got me rotfl i swear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. @Blacky and Choco baibay, lil man wasn't smiling o.
      @Nique,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I had to taste the chicken na.
      @Essa darling, he is o. He and his brother always make me laugh.
      @Chi squared, next time, I will hide to "taste" it.

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    7. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    8. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    9. @Anon 15:24,everytime I go visiting, I always have stories for twinny, and lots of videos. @Chisom darling, he is o. I love that no one can bully him.

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    10. He wasn't having none of that! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    11. 🀣🀣🀣

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    12. Hahahaha Dude don't want to be disrespectful

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  4. My 4 year old niece saw the smiling photo of Mama Idahosa on her birthday brochure and said to my mum

    Grandma?


    This woman is 77 years old, why is she smiling?

    My people help me answer o, elderly people no dey smileπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    1. Tell her the old woman is smiling because she's happy.
      Tell her old and happy people smile a lot πŸ˜πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‡

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    2. LOL
      Twin squared you are funny i swear

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    3. lmao 🀣 so she shouldn't smile cos she's old,
      Kids are so cute and innocent πŸ˜‡

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    4. Tell her the woman has lived a fulfilled life, as such, she is very happy

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    5. In other words, your mom, her grandma does not smile? Is her question? Not being disrespectful, just wondering why she sees an old person smiling as being strange if she has been used to it.

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  5. My 4 year old is a clown and talks more than her age. We call her professor.
    She's like, mummy I want to watch cartoon. Put PBS kids. If I ignore she will say 'ooooooh, this woman, put cartoon, you don't use to hear word'.

    Again, she can make me shout for Africa because she likes to do what you say she shouldn't do. If I shout she will say 'mummy, you like shouting too much o'.

    If she and the younger one are going out with their dad, they will start saying 'daddy slow down, stop speeding', and it's not as if he's speeding o.

    Some days ago she had a nightmare that left her shaken and when I asked for details, she said 'mum can we go back to sleep, I don't want to talk about it now, maybe in the morning but not now'.

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    1. She's a real time professorπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Biko, next time allow her talk about in the morning. She sounds like a small madam.

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  6. We were all watching TV yesterday when my 3years old son started saying his waist is paining him, the thing he said was daddy come and press my waist, its paining me, the daddy and I could not understand why a 3years old will be complaining of waist pain, you can imagine the relief we had when I asked him to touch his waist only for him to start touching his shoulders.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ€°πŸ½πŸ€°πŸ½πŸ€°πŸ½πŸ€°πŸ½

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    2. πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ˜‚you need to start teaching him part of the body.

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    3. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    5. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    6. Teach him the nursery rhyme: head shoulders knees and toes.

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  7. My first son is just a clown. This is the one that happened recently.

    So a friend of ours, the son has been staying with us since March. He is in Jss 2. And he is a year older than my son. but my son is in Jss3. The boy is taking on-line class. But my son is not. So last week, he went to meet my son where he is reading and the conversation went like this:

    Boy: M, you know I will soon write my promotion exam soon on-line , that means I will be in the same class with you. Haven't you thinked of it?

    My son: is it with this kind of English you want to use to enter Jss3?πŸ˜’

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  8. you boys let you cut their hair?nice cos my son will never let me cut his hair,he will rather carry full hair ,till his Dad is ready,and he will still come to show me and ask,if the haircut is okay.

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    1. But with Corona and salons recently opened, having a haircut at home will be most appropriate, mine have not visited the salon since March. Since Stella's Bambino's are mixed it will be easier to cut than an afro hair.

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  9. Lol... I played the game of Ludo with my 8years old niece,she was bored and begged. Little auntie is super competitive and doesn't like losing. Unfortunately for her, I won.

    She entered the kitchen and told her mum not to give me night food. The mum and I had a good laugh that night.

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    1. Hahahahahahhaahahahhahahahaaha

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Next time, abeg allow her to win...

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. No Golibe. She needs to learn being a graceful loser

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    5. As per punishment na πŸ˜‚

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    6. Good for you.
      Next time you will let her win. πŸ˜‚

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  10. My brother bought a beautiful toy aeroplane for my 4year old daughter, she's been crying and disturbing me to buy airport so she can be parking her airplane properly. Pls bvs if you have airport for sale, holla at your girl.

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    1. Lol πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ πŸ˜† This is hilarious...

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    2. Lol...your daughter is funny...children are so innocentπŸ˜„

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£you better create a space for parking in your house.

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    4. WthπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜….buy her airport oooo

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Buy the airport na!

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    6. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    7. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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    8. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632815 August 2020 at 16:15

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    9. Sabi girl! Yes! Get the girl an airport! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    10. 🀣🀣🀣🀣abeg go and buy airport o.

      Children and their innocent talks.

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    11. This one is serious ooo....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    12. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    13. OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    14. You go fear owner of private jet now. πŸ˜‚

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    15. Interesting.. this kids will not kill one with laughter oπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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    16. Hahahahahahhaha.. OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    17. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    18. Wow 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  11. Stella, na Saturday we dey o.🀣🀣🀣

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  12. When my 2years old wants to be funny,and you ask him of his name
    Mum:what is your name?
    Son:πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”i dont know
    Mum: what is your Father's name
    Son: my Father's name is baby
    Mum: what is your mother's name
    Son: my mother's name is mummyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Awwwww 🀣🀣🀣

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  13. Feeling horny every day
    This my pregnancy is really dealing with me... I pity my husband, his getting tired of fucking me every day...his just doing it for love he saidπŸ˜²πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
    The sex is sweeting me now heeee
    Oga dressed up this morning ooo about to go out, I begged him to do 1round before going out.. He refused😭. Said I need to wait for him to come back
    Is well oooo

    Am waiting for him joor
    I don't have any choice than to wait for him

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  14. They can finish me with questions upon questions such that I yell and scream. They the reporting starts.

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  15. my 10yo daughter told me I shd get her bra top( jumper). I bought 2 for her. I told her I don't have money and she promised to pay when I get it 4her. She was d happiest when I gave her and when I asked her to pay d money, She said mum don't worry, she is not having 1k. that thank God she doesn't even have breast. She will wait till she has breast...

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    1. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'15 August 2020 at 15:59

      Hhahahahahhahaha Lwkmd, please allow her in peace. Funny children

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahha...

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    4. That's how my 3 years old son coughed and said mummy 'I have corona virus' with straight face o...omg, my husband and I just shouted 'what' and burst into laugh.lol

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  16. My son that dreams in cartoonland. He'll be like, ' mum, I dreamt that king mufaso and Angelina ballerina were telling pinkalicious that Sofia the first went to lalaland....
    Two hours later,
    'then I saw catboy and Batman chasing Lion guard....
    The thing weak me abeg

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    1. lol.... same with my daughters, they dream about cartoon characters. My daughter even said 'Paw Patrol came to visit her' lol

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Oh dear.
      My 5years old daughter is disturbing since to take her to Princesse Sofia' s house to meet princess Ivy.
      PLEASE YOU GUYS SHOULD GIVE ME THE ADDRESSπŸ˜‚

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  17. My sis_in-law is fond of begging me for money everytime.someone told me they were looking for an office clerk for 70k per month i advised her to take it. She said the money was too small.
    I gave her 250k to start a petty small business she said the money can only rent shop and not buy stuffs not even a generator even though she collect .
    She sent me a text message yesterday that her son want to celebrate his 5th bday that i shld assist. I replied back that lazy people dont celebrate their son bday!!!!. And she replied Bad wifeπŸ™„

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    1. Lol....bad wife😝😝
      Let her get a life!

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    2. She’s a lazy woman who wants to enjoy without working! Tueh

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    3. She is such an entiled person. God save us with lazy and entiled in laws.

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    4. Laziness and long throat is worrying your sister in-law, how can she reject such offer. I like your response to her.

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    5. My dear, don't send that kind of message to her in future. Just say you don't have, lol.

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    6. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
      Lmao 🀣

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  18. My 3 years old boy is always tired when I asked him to come and bath, he will said mummy am tired let me bath later and I will tell him that it means you will eat later that's when he will agreed to bath

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  19. This no school season has really changed these kids. I wish I could send a voice note, my 7years old daughter ehn is a super funny and says those things innocently with a straight face especially on food matters(she speaks both Yoruba and English and even code-mixs). God keep them all for us all

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  20. I usually fast on Wednesday as mfm member.my daughter always ask me why I always fast that I should slowing down.

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  21. My four year old is a chatter box. She speaks with so much confidence.
    I had a teen visitor some time ago. She was playing with my daughter at a point they had a misunderstanding... My daughter just stood and asked her to go to her house.
    It was so shocking.

    And she can say Sorry for Africa ehhh

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I love her already
      Just direct her in the right path
      Her confidence is chic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  22. I was at my friend's place and the daughter i think about 3/4yrs old came to greet me,next thing I jokingly said to her,you know you're going to school on Monday, she said I'm not leaving this house on monday. Lol.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      I cannot wait to have children

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  23. My 12 years old kid bro is a clown! Him and momsy came visiting last month and he was all over her, so much I had to ask if she was running away. His reply;

    K.B: WO, let me play with her very well here because when we get home now, daady will be frowning and pursuing me away from her side anytime I want to play with her, as if I want to snatch his wife away from him πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„...
    Me: 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ma pami na 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  24. Watched these videos between mother and daughter, both of the kids should be about three
    First one mum and daughter were walking home and the following Convo ensued
    D: mum i want to live in a dumpster when I grow older
    M: what! No you can't
    D: but I want to, when I grow older
    M: no you can't
    D: I want to (crying)
    M: fine, maybe we should have this conversation when you are older
    D: ok (stops crying)
    M: good talk! (Laughing)

    Second
    D: why are you mean to me (crying)
    M: I'm not
    D: i think I need another mommy(inaudibly)
    M: what?
    D: i need another (more audibly)
    M: ok who do you want to be your new mommy
    D: aunt jeanie
    M: ok then I'll tell aunt Jessie
    D: thank you mommy
    M: but you can't call me that
    D: mama?
    M: you can't call me that either
    D: (confused look) well what's your name?
    M: Mitchell
    D: you are no Mitchell!
    M: ( laughing) would you like to go now
    D: yes mummy

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  25. I remember my kid bro when he was about 7 years old. My mum planted pineapple at the backyard and told him it's for him. All he has to do is ensure it is watered daily. One day I caught him under the rain, guess what he was doing? Watering the pineappleπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜

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  26. When my son was 3 yrs old, he requested to crack a boiled egg by himself. He succeeded in removing the shell but had difficulty removing in the membrane. Out of frustration he shouted,'who put tissue inside the egg.

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  27. My second son that is 4yrs plus is the real clomn.one day we where preparing him and the elder one for school, he mistakenly touched his polished shoe and he screamed who paint my shoe, we where all looking at him, he shouted again,I say who paint my shoe, we all starting laughing.

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