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Sunday, October 11, 2020

Sunday Laughs

  



JOKE!!!

Husband and Wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge
: You have 3 kids...How will you divide them?

The husband had a long discussion with his wife and said; *"Ok,Sir We will come back next year with 1 more kid"* so that we can divide our children equally between us.

Joke doesn't end there o...

*9 months later....They got twins* 






























25 comments:

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    1. Oh our eagleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  2. Some kids are so heartless and merciless demanding money from their dads.

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    1. @Ms. A,
      Some Nigerian kids.
      😊😊😊😊

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    2. Who do you want them to demand money from, if not their dads. Abi you want to borrow them your own daddy?

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    3. Who should they turn to?

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  3. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
    Funny jokes
    That student should just collect his dad's card instead of the long list. πŸ™‍♀️ 🀷‍♀️

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  4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣That eagle is ve...........Ry angry.

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  5. Most kids do this( no justification for the act tho) cos some of their parents don't give them money for clothings,shoes,hair,makeup etc.So they multiply cost so as to see extra money (toppings). Most parents just focus on school fees, books, accomodation and neglect the rest.

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    1. Thank you o, at least that's why I do mine 😳

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    2. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
      My rips oooohhh

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  6. The eagle meme is so funny πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kai! the look on the face alone.

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  7. Stella you see that list ehn, I just pray I have good children cos my type of parent will just look at the total. I I won’t bother going through the list but just go straight to the total.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. That child no go go school πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

    slashing the list half🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Etc are you 'kidney' meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Funny laughs!

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    1. Na the 1st and 2nd semester fees weak me. Na secondary school?

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    2. When I was in Uni I knew a girl that collected tuition twice
      Project money
      Seminar money
      And the list is endless , well cos her dad was really looking forward to having a lawyer in the fam he never hesitated and he was also a stark illiterate but very wealthy.
      Such a pity

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  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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  10. Even eagle tire for njaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  11. Naija matter set dey vess Eagle how much more me wey be human being. Abeg make una free the eagle hate make e enter Ontario

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