INTRO.....
Big figure in black Burka catwalks towards security operatives at Niger border....
The figure is sweating from the eyes....
Former Pensions Boss Maina jumped bail with his big frame and hid out somewhere in Abuja while allegedly giving out info that he was already out of Nigeria....
He did that so that he could carefully plan his escape while Nigerian operatives look for him abroad....
So he planned and planned and planned and then came up with a plan that would have entered the Guinness book of records if he had succeeded...
Maina decided to sneak into Nigeria republic dressed in black Burka and wearing a COVID 19 face mask.....Only his beady eyes were showing as he meandered his way into Niger.....
Operatives at Niger republic border took one look at his shapeless form and decided the thing wrapped in black could not be a woman,so that they did their search and lo and behold it was a man with male privates and when they looked closer,lo and behold again,it was Maina!!!
The security operatives called their Nigerian counterparts and as you read this Maina may have arrived Abuja already or still being prepared to be extradited...
He will be taken back into custody and as it stands no one will take a risk putting their neck on the line for him the way Ndume did and was rewarded with Maina running and him (Ndume)spending 5 days in jail.
End of story!
He did not get a good lesson from his previous rogue master Diepreye Alamieyeseigha. He set the pace
ReplyDeleteDon't mind him.
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Ms A him teacher don die na so he couldn't go for refreshment classes.when teacher was alive he (maina) was busy dancing skelewu on top women so he coycould concentrate in class to learn the act.
DeleteThis is funny but really isn't. I was at the bank yesterday and saw an old man complaining that he received pension and 65k debit alert came into his phone. I felt so sorry. This is a man that spent his whole life in civil service.
DeleteIt may not be directly related but my God will continue to PUNISH Maina and all his accomplices all the days of their lives in Jesus name. Amen!
Lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThat is enh. Alamieyeseigha really teach am well but that was olden days. He should have asked iamdikeh and zacsaloma to teach him the new way!!
DeleteThis is a remake of a popular movie we have seen before.
DeleteHehehehehe
🤣🤣🤣 what a disgrace.
ReplyDeleteBig disgrace oo
DeleteMy Mama say na leg them de take run from oyibo.... Chaii and them still catch am ooo
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame
ReplyDeleteThere's no hiding place for criminals and evil doers. They will only run but can't hide.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 no hiding place for a thief.
ReplyDeleteShameless thief.
ReplyDeleteHe didnt finish his learning school feom Bob risky
ReplyDelete😁😁😁 haha eleha
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ReplyDeleteShebi when he was catching bushmeat,he was doing it with delight,now bush meat don finally catch hunter.
ReplyDeleteWatta funny something.
Maina has pulled another Alams on us again 🤣🤣🤣 isn't this like the third time he's being caught while trying to escape?If it's not Alameseigha,it can never be like Alameseigha.Opolo eye,e no be open eye🎵🎶.
ReplyDeleteWith finger prints now is not easy to run from crime
ReplyDeleteThis country of ours will disturb you to do e- registration that they don't use.
DeleteFinger prints can only work if they decide to consider moving forward like every 21st century country.
He wanted to pull a Alamesiegha's stunt, bu he failed.🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWhy am I ashamed for him?
ReplyDeleteThis one sweet me specially. Na only baba Alams fit dress like that move 😂 🤣 🤣. Shameless thief! E do be for you, well na Nigeria anything can still happen.
ReplyDeleteThis one sweet me specially. Na only baba Alams fit dress like that move 😂 🤣 🤣. Shameless thief! E do be for you, well na Nigeria anything can still happen.
ReplyDeleteand tomorrow he will say he is innocent, you are innocent but yet disguising as a woman
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame
ReplyDeleteWhere is the picture evidence? Those securities at the boarder don't have cameras or even phone cameras?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂Nigerian politicians and leaders, nawa for una ooooo.
ReplyDeleteYou can run but u can't hide !
ReplyDeleteMadam Sharon Ikpeazu really did a lot for pensioners in Nigeria. One of the unsung heros of Buhari administration.
ReplyDeleteI pray she goes to higher offices in the future. That the Nigerian press didn't blow her trumpet while she was heading pensions office is really a shame.
Maina has entered Nigeria's Hall of Shame record, let's shamegratulate him. Onye Ori gara school.
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