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Friday, January 08, 2021

Hilarious Response To Hilarious Meme Needed....

 


JAPA!!!


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    1. Lol said it all my darling🀣🀣🀣

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    2. My darling, no time for rough play.

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    3. Please when did your dog give you the memo that it won't bite? Abeg Japa Japa

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  2. Henhen...bidding your house bye forever

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  3. Ore yin sir or ori yin ti gbale sir.

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  4. I will scream and climb on top the person's head. #scary

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    1. A huge dog like this that got loosed by mistake have chased me before.. I never run that kind run before in my entire life, that day! I became automatic Usain bolt and was able to run inside somebody's apartment

      As in, I open door, enter and even lock the door like say na me get the house. The people in the sitting room were all just looking at me with so much shock as I dey sweat profusely.

      I refused to leave their house o.. Infact they had to beg me to leave their house for them after asking them to go and check for me if the dog already left πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this was just playing in my head as I read your story.

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    4. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 081385163289 January 2021 at 07:37

      πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£, too funny

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣✊πŸ™†‍♂️πŸ™†‍♂️πŸ™†‍♂️πŸ™†‍♂️🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Chai, laff don finish me here... I just dey imagine the way you run enter the people house.

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    7. I attended Juma'at service that Friday to go "san owo ope" and give praises to God.. That those people didn't lock their apartment door.


      My Belle ooo 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 the scenario is playing my head again

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  5. Be screaming mma m eeeh while running for dear life πŸƒπŸ»‍♀️ πŸƒπŸ»‍♀️ 🀣

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  6. No be me and you. πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️

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  7. I will respond when i get home. Am sure the answer may not be good sha but it will depend on the number of miles it takes me to get home.

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  8. Hold your dog because if e bite me you go pay ooo

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  9. No problem, see you later πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    Anyways, I like dogs, many of them can be very friendly

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    1. Nigeria dogs de always de vex like say them put too mch pepper for their food

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  10. I stopped fearing dogs after our former neighbor bought one. So long as you walk calmly past it,it won't disturb you

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    1. exactly if you stay one place he likely won't bite just stay calm

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    2. You have not jammed Mr Nwokoro’s dog.

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    3. If they sense fear, they'd chase you n bite you.

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    4. 🀣 true anon 20:06. Them never jam.

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    5. Marvel not all dogs are calm ooo,I pray you don't meet those hyperactive dogs that always want to bark and bite stranger

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    6. Mr Nwokoro's dog? 🀣🀣

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  11. Are you the dog? You dey im mind? Wait I dey come. Dead body no dey defend imself.

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  12. No comment, πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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  13. I don’t like rough play

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  14. This one that looks like a Lion? "Tell the dog to tell me that by itself"..



    We no go visit person and get torn to pieces IJN o

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  15. I almost died few months ago when I went together with my boyfriend to visit his sick colleague at home. She had 2 very big dogs. Immediately we entered and I saw the dogs, fear catch me. I couldn't move. They were not in cages and were so aggressive.it was later we were told one of the dogs was uncontrollable and the owner was keeping him illegally.I peed in my pants that day. Since then, when I want to visit anyone, I ask if they have a dog first.

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  16. No time to explain. I don Japa 😁😁😁😁😁

    Recently, I went to a friend's house. I knocked at the gate and there was no response. I pushed the gate and it opened only for two ferocious looking dogs to walk quietly in front of me.

    Immediately, I froze and started walking backwards with the intention of quickly jumping into my car.

    Luckily, his younger brother came to the rescue and took the dogs in. I was already afraid and saying my last prayers 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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  17. U try. Do I look like a ritual material? Thank u o.

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  18. I hear
    What the inject in the nose is not what the inject in the eyes

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    1. See proverb sefπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  19. See you elsewhere if we must meet

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  20. Are you the dog?

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  21. Before you finish the statement I'm already at home

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  22. Please hold your dog not in the mood to play, some other time biko..

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  23. If I hear amπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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  24. Which type of play? Off I go

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  25. I will run like there's no tomorrow. I fear dogs ehn

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  26. 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

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  27. Those canine teeth for vegetables only?

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  28. I don't visit people who keep pets talk more of dogs. I no fit for dog mata

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  29. My friend who went for a catering job had to hide with her cooks inside generator house for close to an hour because the client forgot to secure the dogs. Imagine abandoning stew on top fire cos of dogs. It was when the owner wasn't hearing noises of the cooks she sent her son to investigate.

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    1. Life is better than party jellof

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    3. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 081385163289 January 2021 at 07:36

      πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  30. From outside the compound
    I shout see you later

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  31. ich gehe lieber nach Hause .

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  32. Oh ! forget l have been on this table countless times.
    And the owners, will sometimes say, is just trying to say hello, it doesn't bite, l will be like, did it tell you that with its own mouth ?
    My reply, okay remove the teeth, then l will play
    At times, shame go wan catch me say, Black people too dey fear dog, so l go come form small play 😳

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    1. @remove the teeth πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

      Me I no get shame o.. I can't coman start using one leg to walk, ain't playing with no lion

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    2. I no mind make shame kill me but I ain't playing with no pet much more a dog

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  33. Gosh I haven’t laughed this much in ages o! May we always have reasons to laugh. Amen

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  34. If they sent you, tell them you didn't see me

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  35. That's how on JW member just opened gate and walked into our compound,we had one crazy dog then,boxer, his name was a true definition of how he was. Boxer pounced on oga and managed to bite his leg. The man ran out screaming, that's how we even got to know what happened. Later that evening,oga came to knock on our gate demanding for money for treatment from my mum. We had a good laugh that day

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