JAPA!!!
Friday, January 08, 2021
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I'm outtie
ReplyDeleteLol said it all my darling🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMy darling, no time for rough play.
DeleteRun ooo
DeletePlease when did your dog give you the memo that it won't bite? Abeg Japa Japa
DeleteHenhen...bidding your house bye forever
ReplyDeleteOre yin sir or ori yin ti gbale sir.
ReplyDeleteI will scream and climb on top the person's head. #scary
ReplyDeleteA huge dog like this that got loosed by mistake have chased me before.. I never run that kind run before in my entire life, that day! I became automatic Usain bolt and was able to run inside somebody's apartment
DeleteAs in, I open door, enter and even lock the door like say na me get the house. The people in the sitting room were all just looking at me with so much shock as I dey sweat profusely.
I refused to leave their house o.. Infact they had to beg me to leave their house for them after asking them to go and check for me if the dog already left 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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DeleteLol, OMG. Sorry
DeleteHahaha
Delete😂😂😂 this was just playing in my head as I read your story.
Delete😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, too funny
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteChai, laff don finish me here... I just dey imagine the way you run enter the people house.
I attended Juma'at service that Friday to go "san owo ope" and give praises to God.. That those people didn't lock their apartment door.
DeleteMy Belle ooo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 the scenario is playing my head again
Be screaming mma m eeeh while running for dear life 🏃🏻♀️ 🏃🏻♀️ 🤣
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha @nma m eeh
Delete🤣🤣🤣
DeleteNo be me and you. 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
ReplyDeleteI will respond when i get home. Am sure the answer may not be good sha but it will depend on the number of miles it takes me to get home.
ReplyDeleteHold your dog because if e bite me you go pay ooo
ReplyDeleteDOG BITE U THERE!!!
ReplyDelete😂😂
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DeleteNo problem, see you later 😆😆😆
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I like dogs, many of them can be very friendly
Nigeria dogs de always de vex like say them put too mch pepper for their food
DeleteI stopped fearing dogs after our former neighbor bought one. So long as you walk calmly past it,it won't disturb you
ReplyDeleteexactly if you stay one place he likely won't bite just stay calm
DeleteYou have not jammed Mr Nwokoro’s dog.
DeleteIf they sense fear, they'd chase you n bite you.
Delete🤣 true anon 20:06. Them never jam.
DeleteMarvel not all dogs are calm ooo,I pray you don't meet those hyperactive dogs that always want to bark and bite stranger
DeleteU never see mad dog
DeleteMr Nwokoro's dog? 🤣🤣
DeleteAre you the dog? You dey im mind? Wait I dey come. Dead body no dey defend imself.
ReplyDeleteNo comment, 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
ReplyDeleteI don’t like rough play
ReplyDeleteThis one that looks like a Lion? "Tell the dog to tell me that by itself"..
ReplyDeleteWe no go visit person and get torn to pieces IJN o
Amin
DeleteAmen
DeleteI almost died few months ago when I went together with my boyfriend to visit his sick colleague at home. She had 2 very big dogs. Immediately we entered and I saw the dogs, fear catch me. I couldn't move. They were not in cages and were so aggressive.it was later we were told one of the dogs was uncontrollable and the owner was keeping him illegally.I peed in my pants that day. Since then, when I want to visit anyone, I ask if they have a dog first.
ReplyDeleteBye bye, no be me and you
ReplyDeleteNo time to explain. I don Japa 😁😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteRecently, I went to a friend's house. I knocked at the gate and there was no response. I pushed the gate and it opened only for two ferocious looking dogs to walk quietly in front of me.
Immediately, I froze and started walking backwards with the intention of quickly jumping into my car.
Luckily, his younger brother came to the rescue and took the dogs in. I was already afraid and saying my last prayers 😁😁😁😁😁😁
U try. Do I look like a ritual material? Thank u o.
ReplyDeleteI hear
ReplyDeleteWhat the inject in the nose is not what the inject in the eyes
See proverb sef😂😂😂😂
DeleteSee you elsewhere if we must meet
ReplyDeleteAre you the dog?
ReplyDeleteBefore you finish the statement I'm already at home
ReplyDeletePlease hold your dog not in the mood to play, some other time biko..
ReplyDeleteIf I hear am🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
ReplyDeleteWhich type of play? Off I go
ReplyDeleteGod forbid
ReplyDelete🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
ReplyDeleteThose canine teeth for vegetables only?
ReplyDeleteLol I don't think so
DeleteI don't visit people who keep pets talk more of dogs. I no fit for dog mata
ReplyDeleteI won't even enter your house
ReplyDeleteMy friend who went for a catering job had to hide with her cooks inside generator house for close to an hour because the client forgot to secure the dogs. Imagine abandoning stew on top fire cos of dogs. It was when the owner wasn't hearing noises of the cooks she sent her son to investigate.
ReplyDeleteLife is better than party jellof
Delete😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI "bolt" it
ReplyDeleteFrom outside the compound
ReplyDeleteI shout see you later
ich gehe lieber nach Hause .
ReplyDeleteOh ! forget l have been on this table countless times.
ReplyDeleteAnd the owners, will sometimes say, is just trying to say hello, it doesn't bite, l will be like, did it tell you that with its own mouth ?
My reply, okay remove the teeth, then l will play
At times, shame go wan catch me say, Black people too dey fear dog, so l go come form small play 😳
@remove the teeth 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
DeleteMe I no get shame o.. I can't coman start using one leg to walk, ain't playing with no lion
I no mind make shame kill me but I ain't playing with no pet much more a dog
DeleteGosh I haven’t laughed this much in ages o! May we always have reasons to laugh. Amen
ReplyDeleteIf they sent you, tell them you didn't see me
ReplyDeleteYou well so?
ReplyDeleteAye mi temi bami!
ReplyDeleteI fear dogs pass snakes!
ReplyDeleteChai!
That's how on JW member just opened gate and walked into our compound,we had one crazy dog then,boxer, his name was a true definition of how he was. Boxer pounced on oga and managed to bite his leg. The man ran out screaming, that's how we even got to know what happened. Later that evening,oga came to knock on our gate demanding for money for treatment from my mum. We had a good laugh that day
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