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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Hilarious Stingy Memes

 Nigerians are very creative and every day is a new one!!!

The SMAN and SLAN memes became viral on Monday.....























 





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  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... I support the ladies.

    Close your legs ladies, close your legs!!!

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    1. Pure cruise..
      My own be say,i gatz join the stingy ladies association. 'anything for the boys' must come to end!
      My money is for my family and I only.

      Peace to you all.

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    2. stella, they now have the lavish men association, friends with benefits association( motto: if you game, i game) and sugar daddy association(motto: your happiness is our concern)🀣🀣🀣

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I saw it yesterday and I was just laughing

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  3. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, creativity at its peak!
    Some people will take this seriously now and stop giving their spouses upkeep money

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  4. Very funny memesπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Nigerians are very creative and we know how to make ourselves happy

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  5. It was so much fun on Twitter yesterday. Some people even produced their ID cards

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Nigeria is a country filled with comedians.
    since Government no wan reason our matter, we just have to find a way to make ourselves happy nah.

    I even heard that Buhari is also a member of SMAN.He is even the chief patron of Abuja chapter.
    kai naija is finished be thatπŸ˜‚

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  7. Lol

    Dante is the president SMAN, he is forever complaining on top 2k.

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    1. Lmaaaaoo! Babe reduce the volume oh..you know he sabi wail premium. Av murrcy!

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    2. Lol..
      I'm sha not having wet dreamz with burna boy after staring at his 6packs and fantasizing cos konji want to finish somebodyπŸ˜ƒ..@Shantelle

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    3. Like!!!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Dante but you sha have bn phu*cking me in your head all this while..durrh!

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    5. Gifty please off your mic.

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  8. Stingy women "Do not open" Isn't that belittling of the women specie? As in, is it sex alone a woman can afford/offer in a relationship or to a man? That is what that symbol above signifies and pointing towards even though I understand it's all for fun. Come on! So belittling. They should use something better than that. I'm not even a fan to that trend though. Me wey like oringo die. Truth be say, some of us no stingy ooh Lol.., na get we never get wella but we go definitely get and enjoy it wella.

    Nigerians play too much.

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    1. It is also belittling to the men .Is money the only thing men has to offer?This was why most of the men I have met felt bad despite all their money baby gal was not interested. They got shocked their holding power did not impress. Men need to work on themselves and bring more than money to the table anyone can make money. Me support Both men and women should close leg and make that moneyyyy

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    2. @Olutosin, I love your submission on "Me support Both men and women should close leg and make that moneyyyy" But don't you think if both are belittling, the woman's own is more? I was even expecting some women here with dignity kicking against it, I mean hard working women but look at some comments cheering the "close legs slogan and embracing it as if that's what they all live for. Trading their treasure for money.

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    3. Olutosin, 😘😘.

      Kai! I love it when a brother goes nuts because i messed what's left of his ego as a human up by turning him, his proposal and his "money" down ehh, lol. So because you think you have "money", Chisom will now be your girl ehh kwa? Hohoho!!
      Men and women need to do better ojare.

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    4. Honestly Teejay I feel ashamed on behalf of the ladies own. It’s shamefully disgusting.

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    5. Lol..@Tejay..
      I blame testosterone. It makes us think of sex too much and these other gender are taking advantage of it and milking us dry. Lol.. Though we both have the hormones but that in ours is 20times that in women, they have more of estrogen, it's the reason they can exercise more self control compare to us, even though they also lov sex. So what they devise is to us it in enriching themselves since the demand is more from men. Men cheat for sex and women cheat for money.. (of course there are always exceptions to every rule).. so you see men are the victims here as usual ☻

      However in all honesty, the issue is not about exchanging money for sex, it's the fraud women engage in, wanting to take the money without dropping the sex.. who does that nah Lol

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    6. Teejay, Hmmm...I see where you are coming from.

      I tell you chisom. The shock on their faces is pathetic. 😁
      They just can't understand and are thrown into confusion. They start to wonder If I can't get her with money what else can I use? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the dumb one will console themselves and still think maybe, she is dating an oil baron for her to ignore me laidis as heavy as my pocket is. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ At the end of the day they still refuse to see beyond their noses and continue to attach their worth and whole existence as humans to just money. SMH
      I am like, you gotta work on every other aspect of your lives not just your financies to be attractive.

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    7. To be honest my countenance changed when I saw both the SWAN and SLAN motto so degrading not funny

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, the drama they pull after they've been told no always gets me ehh. Very funny set of individuals.

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    9. Yes o, Chisom. Awon benefit papas that we shock with 10 million:-)

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  9. Kai,lmaoo
    Money for hand
    Yansh for ground
    No money
    Legs closed

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    1. Not all ladies open legs. Some go chop that money,clean mouth run..na why the guys dey wail! No mind them.

      In patoranking voice..you carry woman go club,you spend all your money,the girl talk say she no do..you come dey cryy..
      Omo see brother..
      Brother wey mumu..

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    2. lmao....in my uni days when i don chop your money tire and time come wey i know say you wan collect the punani i just wear sanitory pad..at least guys then dey respect period..dont know about all these very randy boys of these days. after that day i will be planning another strategy or just ghost you till another toaster comes along

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    1. Lol..
      It's our work oh..
      Though most men are ashamed to state the main reason for this cos they've been manipulated to be ashamed for being 'men'.. only babes weh open go enjoy the money.. no collection if you won't give.. don't ask and shame or insult the guy for asking something back in return, him no be your papa, if you're not trying to use your sexual privilege what stopped you from asking from your fellow female..

      If you want to close till further notice, then the guy should close him pocket too. No free lunch anywhere. Everyone should be able to sacrifice something, no one is a slave to the other.

      The truth is bitter but it must be said anyway

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    2. Lmaoooooooo @ Samurai.....

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  11. I have a question.
    Are they not presenting us ladies as transactional?
    Don't we have dignity? Isn't closing of legs till marriage
    a dignified behavior and character? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    1. Good questions... You are intelligent. You are beginning to see where I was coming from.

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    2. Teejay rest,you're everywhere repeating yourself like a broken record.
      Anon closing legs is for both men and women until they're married. Thank you!

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    3. Bia Shantelle, wetin dey pain you for my comments naaa? Abi you see me under your own comment? Abeg free me ooh. Face your match in Dante.

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  12. Wahala dey ooo πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

    No money , legs closed

    Wahala for who no sabi release money πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  13. I'm a bonafide member of SMAN.

    Motto: I will see what I can do.

    Me: shi shi I no go give.

    Solidarity forever.

    Lol

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  14. Hahahahahaha
    Wonders shall never end in this country

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  15. I'm in support of slan or swan
    Biko don't open
    Don't bother asking them for shi shi
    Werk werk werk werk werk and the pepper go dey land little by little you go hammer. God got us joor

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  16. I just love the creativity and hope it won't stop. They can create so much out of this huge joke, I tell you. I don life tire. SMAN, SWAN and SLAN. Covid 19, Nigerian government, corruption, terrorists, kidnappers, ritualists, armed robbers, pen robbers etc shame on you, this is Naija and you can never take happiness and joy away from us, we keep moving happily.

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  17. Something that is just for cruise someone is already rantingπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„Shishi e no get🚢🚢🚢

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    1. The thing taya you too abi? Ordinary joke, Dante is already filling this post with epistles as usual. Oral diarrhoea

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    2. Ode..@dirty..
      This next month valentine don dey fear you bah.. you no go see shishi.. spend your money😊

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    3. Omugo ni bobo Dante yi sha. I'll translate that in case you ain't yoruba, 'you are dense'.
      My hubby is a thousand times the man you can never be to your future wife (that's if you find anyone foolish enough to put the husband tag on you) and I will happily spend all my money on him and vice versa. Choke on that!

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@ Dainty T

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    5. Dainty T, haaaaaa! Omo this one enter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ choi

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  18. We Nigerians sure loves cruise no be smallπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I have been laughing since yesterday on twitter! Some even have πŸ†” join🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 like Don Jazzy

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    1. They even have certificate of incorporationπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I love Nigerians jare

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  19. My hubby say him wan join sman, I say make him carry go. Best thing na for me to buy chain and lock upπŸ˜‚

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  20. Like play, like play, Dante and Shantelle are falling in love. Next thing is marria...

    Na here we dey when e go shele.

    Ok bye

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    1. I thought I was the only one who felt that way.😁

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    2. I feel same way too, I dey gbagun them. This kind love can strong sha. Shadant2021

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. I can't wait o. SDK wedding of the year loading.

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    5. My baby won't settle for less. She deserves the best!

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    6. Don't say that. No one knows datnte outside of this blog to call him less.
      Don't judge him by his comments on here. I believe you would know better sef considering you are someone who claimed to have a different personality offline compared to the negative one you display on here day in day out. He might end up treating her better while he kneels down to propose to the disappointment of Ceaser.🀣 Guys like that who acts like lion online could be a softie in real life.

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    7. Anon lemme rephrase what shooter is trying to say ' God forbid on shantelle's behalf'

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