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Sunday, March 07, 2021

Boredom Eliminating Post

 



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    1. Just picked my phone and pretended like I was talking to my husband and I lied to my daughter that her dad wants her downstairs.
      I really need to sleep, I am so tired 😴😴😴 plus I'm super excited school resumes tomorrow after 3 months of remote learning πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ’ͺπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸ½. I can work from home in peace and the way these children eat ehn, I still can't understand.

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    2. Please can we talk in the morning, I am sleeping.

      Meanwhile my movie got me fixated and I didn't want any distractions

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  2. Can't remember, I am no saint but I hardly lie.

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    1. It was 2days ago in the church fah! To the priest!! I said my husband was on call and couldn't make it to the church which is a lie and unlike me.

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    2. I sent a mssg to my brother that i am broke under the pretence say na my friend i wan send am. just to avoid sending money to me he sent mssg to me later in d day dat toothache dey worry say he needed money too. Wayo meet wayo

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  3. I traveled to bonny... Because I don't want to see anyone πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
    I dey my house!

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    1. Haha.
      You know this.
      You're in Bonny island on an official assignment, just came off a heli.

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  4. Hmmm this one go hard o.
    I don't keep track of my lies.

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    1. Dem go dey catch you well we'll be that.

      I don't always lie
      If I do..I always remembered

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  5. Cant recall any for now! One thing sure i still remain the only guy that can boldly say" oh no Amanda just hold it right there & what are you trying to do ?? ohhh no just....just... just stop pls i have a girlfriend do you wana runin my relationship? Leave my belt alone ! Whats all these rubbish? Even if you want give persin blow***b slf naso dem dey kneel down give person? Haba

    Wait a minute im still the only faithful reminder in this country abi we plenty ?

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ kill us

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    2. Yinmu 😏😏😏.

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    1. Burrowed someone money.
      Lied the money was not for me.
      So that he will pay at when due.

      Make my good no kill me

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  7. Two mins ago to avoid plenty talk.. was going out, you stopped me and wanted to start plenty story madam I know what you are trying to say .. I have my probs to.. you no go straight to the point..so I lied that I'm actually out to pick a friend's wife in labor.. I zoom zoom zoom....lol Lord have mercy on me

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  8. That i havent had sex throughout this year

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    1. You just lied🀷🏾‍♀️

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    2. Lol. You wish i was a bloody ass liar like yourself oriaa? Don't go and clean up after yourself o, stay there and be thinking that BV Chisom has your time. Oloshi buruku.

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  10. I hardly lie.. I have this belief that you can't beat me so why should I lie... Instead of lying I would rather ignore you....

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    1. Exactly. Besides lying eh, na work. You might forget the 1st lie.

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    2. Exactly o my sister. Like, who are you to make me lie to you and exactly what will you do if i tell you the truth? Omo this is the truth, deal with it if you want to as i continue to move.

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    3. Exactly. If I must talk, I say the the truth. You can't beat me.

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    4. Almost everyday,my husband shouts a lot over little things and likes to keep malice, so I lie just to avoid wahala abeg.

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  11. I lied that I was planning an event in Delta state. I have never been to Delta oh. One of these, I am going to fake my death, I swear. I haven't blown and people are pestering me. My cousin is planning on getting married and she needs financial support. She has literally been on my neck. I wonder if she ever wonders why I am still single. If I had money to support someone's wedding, I should have enough to sponsor mine na. That I am not married means I don't have money and I can't support anyone. Why people no dey think na?

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    1. Could it be that you show off a lot? On social media perhaps? That may be why they think you rich pass Dangote. Lol

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  12. Last night 🀣🀣🀣 that I'm menstruating because I was too tired .

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    1. My hubby will see past this kinda lie sharp sharp πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Eeeiiyaa! ☺️☺️

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    3. πŸ˜‚but felt bad .what do I do now

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    4. Walk naked into you guys bed room, sit on his laps and tell him that you lied yesterday about you being on your lady time. Kiss him afterwards and throw yourself at him, tell him to do whatever with you this night. Lol.

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    5. Salma why should you lie? You would have told him to close your wrapper when he's through with whatever he wants to do.

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    6. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€#chisom I will do as you just said.
      @Most complex🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  13. This weekend, was trying to avoid hanging out with this person so I told them that I was going shopping with my mom lol. I don’t feel bad sha.

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  14. Pinocchio has nothing on me. Lol

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  15. None I can think of, instead of me to lie I'd rather keep quiet.

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  16. I'm not that holy girl but I hardly tell lies. So, I can't really say.

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  17. Told my husband I loved him.

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    1. You think he doesnt know the truth?

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    2. I don't think he cares. Men value respect more than love

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  18. 4 lies today o during and after Sunday service.

    Them:What of your hubby?
    Me: Oh, he went to the East for an important burial.

    Person wey dey another continent.
    #Oriegwu
    Lagos is tough with too many arrows biko.

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    1. A very necessary lie. 🀝

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    2. Yep. Lie to protect your sanity your image and your home. People are wicked.

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  19. mazzysolomon@gmail.com7 March 2021 at 19:51

    Lol

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  20. Hmmm. Me I have told so many lies. Let me not lie. I even lied to my landlord this evening.. Not that I like it though. You just need to lie to some people for no reason.



    #proudly Tiv#

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  21. I told my cousin that her kids were of good behaviour. Big lie..!
    This morning, while the three non musketeers were sleeping, i was cleaning up. I cleaned like I was expecting some inspection. I mopped as if the tiles were overly dirty. And then they woke up. Apart from boss lady calling me by my name like she was there when they gave birth to me, everything went smoothly. The twins said they want noodles and plantain but madam opt for cereals. Interesting fact about them; this Lil girl does not eat rice and the boys eats like birds. All of a sudden madam started crying. Her brother took from her cereals, everywhere scatter. She was trying to hit him with her spoon but her bowl of cereal fell down. Place wey I suffer mop..!😩😩 I don't know if somebody screamed "food fight", next thing I know the supposed gentle twin started throwing the remnant of his noodles on his sister. Ha! Place I just cleaned..!😩😩😩 Everywhere noodles, milk dripping from the table to the floor.. Anyways na to go throw dirty carry me go outside, but I Sha find myself for junction. Their mom came to pick them up this evening and when she asked if they were good to me, they all said yes. Just imagine the audacity..!😩😩😩 I am not doing again..!

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣some kids can frustrate ehn.

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† sorry I had to laugh, children are to be with. My 4year old niece can fly up and down like a squirrel. But she's fun to be with

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
      Kaα»‹!
      I can so imagine, these kids eeh!

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  22. That I'm drinking hot/warm water πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    1. Are u drinking cold waterπŸ™„πŸ™„

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  23. Told this guy I work for an International oil company because he is the type that is only interested in professional hard working ladies that can take care of him financially. I wonder how long I can carry this on for. It's fun to play with the minds of guys like that cus I don't really rate them

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  24. I've lied about my age. Usually men guess younger because I look it. And guess what? I will continue to do so because most men want to believe that I am that age and most men lose interest once u tell them truth. Using what I have to get what i want. Lol. Men lie anyway so they don't appreciate the truth. You get farther with lies than being honest esp in naija

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  25. I don't lie, I just reformulate the truth.

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  26. I didn’t cum inside ..just did now now

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  27. Lied to hubby that I was at work two days ago while I was actually at the church binding, casting and strangulating stubborn side hen

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