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Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Tuesday In House News..

 I hope your day is going as planned? Have a blast!

















HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGO


God bless you for all you do Jeweluchi. I Just want a shout out from this blog as God has given me a new year to my age.
Happy birthday to me and all the April celebrants.
God bless You and the bv's...
Ego.



Happy Birthday Dear....






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RAMADAN GIVEAWAY


We like to assist four Muslim families for this Month of Ramadan..
We gonna pick 2 families within now to 15th of Ramadan by giving out 10k to each of them..
and pickup the remaining 2 families within 16th to 30th of Ramadan..


Am Sure this will go long way for the Sahur and Iftar..
So any Muslim family here that Really Need it should Send mail to Engr.ayyub@gmail.com With Proof.


Notice: We already picked 2 families and need just 2 families to make it 4 families that we promised to assist this year...







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JULIANAS OPINION

Indecent Exposure



Hey men, what have we done to you guys to deserve this? Please you guys should come and answer me, how will you be flashing your johnthomas up and down as if na NEPA. 

You will be on a busy road next thing you will see is a grown up man comfortably and happily displaying his "mma agha" in the name of taking a piss. Some will even back bushes they are supposed to face and face the main road as if they are displaying a trophy.


 Stop corrupting us women and small children abeg.


Now let's talk about how many of them that wash their hands after urinating knowing that they have to hold junior each time they want to take a piss, to think that they are the first to touch you in the name of calling your attention and also with their habit of hand shaking....


How many MEN wash their hands after urinating? The kind of germs that inhabits some peoples hand are yet to be discovered. Mind how you shake people and how people touch you as you go about your daily business.
The ones that make me mad are market sellers, that will be touching you in the name of calling your attention to come and patronize them. Even in this corona era they are yet to repent, if you warn them to stop touching you they will ask you if you are gold or diamond crazy lots.


In conclusion I saw one of these people that sell fried peppered meat, that they mostly carry in bucket taking a leak with his goods right beside him. After he was done with his pissing he shook his guy man, stuffed it into his trousers used his handkerchief to wipe his face and off he went, business continues. He will use the same urine and penis juice decorated hand to give you your sweet peppered meat.  


Wash your hands after urinating or doing number two, be you a man or a woman. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.






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If George Floyd case happened in Nigeria:

1. Derek Chauvin would be transferred to another State as punishment.

2. The governor would set up a committee to investigate what Derek Chauvin did.

3. Police would invite that young lady who recorded the incident on her phone. She would be asked to give statements upon statements until she's tired of everything. The police will in addition seize her phone as evidence and ask her what she was doing there at that time!

4. DPP's advice will not come in 3 years.

5. George Floyd family would ask to be allowed to mourn him in peace and thus, not interested in prosecution. 

6. The governor would give his daughter scholarship.

7. Police would kill 5 protesters during the protests. 

8. Some people from some parts of the country and from certain political party would tag the protests as attempt to remove the president from office.

9. Kinsmen of Chauvin would carry placards and allege witch-hunting by some political bigwigs.

10. Deji Adeyanju would write Foreign Embassies to place the IGP and COP on travel ban. 

11. During trial, Chauvin would arrive court in a stretcher taking drips. He would have spinal and brain disease. He would be unable to stand, sit, lie down or breathe. He would need urgent medical attention abroad and as such the case would be adjourned for a year.

12. Derek's lawyer would object to calling the young lady who recorded the incident as a witness. The court would overrule the objection and then the lawyer would appeal the ruling up to the Supreme Court. 

13. Lai Mohammed would have listed conviction of Chauvin as one of the achievements of Buhari. It happened because of Buhari's body language and spartan nature. 

14. PDP would have called the conviction victory for democracy and that the police has become APC's killer squad.


15. Aisha Yesufu and Oby Ezekwesili would have called Press Conference to state that the daily sit out protests on #JusticeforFloyd  continues as it has become a metaphor for all victims of police brutality in the world and that they would not stop protesting until all victims of police brutality in the world get justice.


16. Femi FΓ‘lΓ nΓ  would have granted an interview to explain how the State High Court has no power to convict for 3rd degree murder. 


17. Sahara Reporters would have reported that an undisclosed source in heaven disclosed to them that George Floyd is indifferent to the judgment as his neck is still paining him.

Welcome to Nigeria.

-copied
 







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101 comments:

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  2. Let's look at this topic,'who gives children,is it God or man'.
    What I heard yesterday from a guest speaker is still kind of confusing.
    According to him,man gives children not God.He said it is a natural law put in place by God,that when a man and a woman comes together, conception takes place. That if a man and a woman doesn't meet, there will be no reproduction.
    He went on to ask 'if a lady was raped by an arm robber, wo uld we say it's God that gave her the child? He also, that's why with technology,man can now reproduce through various means.
    We understood all he said,but what most of us argued was that, since God is the one who put the law,then He is the giver, because without the law and how He fashioned man, there will be no reproduction, and besides those various methods of reproducing still involves sperm and egg, gotten from a man and woman.That since God is the one who made man,He is also the giver of children. The guest speaker said the only people God created was Adam and Eve, and they went on to produce others.
    Do you agree with him? What about testimonies of people without womb whom God healed miraculously?

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    1. I get him but you can't change the fact that God is still d master planner and d one who gives knowledge for those various method.
      As for me, God gives children

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    2. All these motivational speakers who are so motivated to the point of losing their senses and obtaining a reprobate mind that excludes God from man's affairs.
      God is the giver of every good thing, but man has allowed the devil to create a perversion of the good gifts of God.

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  3. Good afternoon!

    Happy birthday Ego. God bless you now and always

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  4. Divine Health Confessions!!

    I disregard any undesirable, transient circumstances in my life or health. Instead, I fix my gaze and focus on the eternal realities of our heavenly Kingdom. Irrespective of contrary winds and opposition I may face, my faith grows by the Word, prevailing and triumphing always. I speak perfection to my health, finances, family, and all that concerns me, and they respond to my faith-filled proclamations, in the Name of Jesus. Amen.

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  5. Ego, I maka!
    Happy birthday dear.

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  6. My sister in Nigeria suggested I buy female wears and send down for her to sell, I mentioned it to husband is against it. He said he doesnt know why I am investing in petty businesses, not when money goes missing will I started chasing her for "small small change", he said its best I just face front. Tod him I was going to use just $100 not like I would invest heavily he said he has told me his own whatever I want to do is up to me. Now I dont know if to just go ahead or just face front

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    1. If the $100 won't affect your family in anyway, give her! Maybe send her $200 & tell her to buy in Naija & sell in Naija.

      Reason: if hubby said no, you can't buy and send without his knowledge.

      But that shouldn't stop you from helping your sis if you can. You maybe the one needing her help tomorrow.

      Look if tables were turned and your husband can afford to do so for his blood, you won't even be informed about it.

      Men are wise, women be wise!

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    2. Thanks for your input. The Money will not impact my family in any way

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    3. Na wah for your husband.

      It is not like you are investing $1000 dollars now.

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  7. Welcome to Nigeria Indeed!!
    Even if na to read masters am seriously considering leaving by next year..

    The Peeing stuff.. Nothing is as annoying as seeing them standing at odd places, same just park and pee middle of the express
    Very disgusting

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    1. So typical of some Nigerian men. I thought i was the only that's disgusted by that act.

      Nigerian men, y'all can do better.

      Ah!

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  8. Can anyone please help me on how to get Alex to take a bottle. She was taking initially from the moment we got back from the hospital and I was pumping milk. I stopped for like two to three days after my flow reduced and since then she has totally refused to accept bottle.

    I have bought different bottles, from avent to chicco to nuk to doctor Browns and now Nuvita but this girl is bent on using frustration to kill me. I have tried every suggestion I have seen on google to no avail. I am at my wits end here.

    I’m up introduce formula soon and go back to work in just over a month. Pls help me.

    Did anyone ever have this problem? How did u solve it pls

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    1. Tomme Tippie closer to nature, it's shaped like a mother's nipple

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    2. Make sure the mouth of the bottle is opened well and the mouth is very soft. And try feeding her when you noticed she is very hungry.

      Baby, Alex, be nice, be nice.πŸ€£πŸ€—

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣my son never took bottle from day one..pele

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    4. My daughter took from 0-3 months lockdown happened she stopped taking bottles. Tried all sorts nothing. So I gave up. She's a year + now and still hasn't touched a bottle πŸ₯΄

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    5. 14:33, I really can’t buy any more bottle cos both nuvita and dr brown’s are supposedly nipple shaped as well, still...

      Mrs Sharon and 15:32, u ppl are now scaring me oh

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    6. Joy to be honest with you , it will take the grace of God for her to accept bottle feeding again.

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    7. Eka because you are going back to work, this might be hard to do. Try using spoon to feed her the milk,that was what my son used when he rejected bottle. Use spoon,then the bottle it hard work but pray you succeed before work starts.
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    8. I like your baby already @Eka joy, na strong girl, you must back her go work be that oo😁😁😁.

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    9. Anon 17:35, I’m just visualising that scenario 🀣🀣🀣

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    10. Eka I am same person as 15:32. I just remembered my friend (her baby is 4 weeks older ) started rejecting bottles so she took her son to her mom's and left him there for a week and he adjusted but my heart and my husband will not let me try that method

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  9. Happy birthday ego you are beautiful,red looks good on you

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  10. iHN is here😁😁

    Have a lovely day ahead blog fam

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  11. Welcome ihn , thank God 4 today..no maket bcs of the muslim observing ramadan..i tot muslim dnt drink liqor? how come that i am not selling bcs of muslim fasting?

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    1. What are you saying woman?

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    2. Madam oki u don leave hairdressing and dey sell liquor now? Happy selling o

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    3. I mean say nah muslims dey drink alcohol pas..even the cleric dey drink shege 4 alco.

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    4. Thank God for everything

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣I don't know why I'm laughing πŸ˜†

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  12. Good afternoon to y'all and what's happening wherever you are at? Who are those unknown gunmen in the South East causing mayhem and wreaking havoc everywhere? IPOB and ESN terrorists or militants,una mumu never do? Ala Ndigbo,y'all should call your home grown destroyers or killers to order before it's too late

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    1. So they should fold their hands and allow Fulani to finish them abi..we are just starting

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    2. Eloquent so u have hands to type this nonsense,no wonder yahaya Bello is dealing with ur people in kogi and no one is talking..u are a fool aswear.

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    3. Huh? What are you talking about? Which mumu never do???? Hmmmmmm I can now understand πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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  13. Good afternoon all. The day is still young. Have a blast

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    1. Happy birthday Ego, God bless you. You are beautiful

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  14. This sign out meme it is for me...

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  15. Ego, your red dress is lovely and suits ypu perfectly. Happy bday.

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  16. The last meme though...
    Real BS.

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  17. Neither of the two is happening to me @ meme.

    Happy birthday Ego Bekee, God bless your new age with good health, peace and love. 😍πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ₯‚

    The George Floyd/Derek Chauvin Nigerian version is so apt πŸ‘Œ

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  18. Well except if you're talking about life generally..

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  19. If you can afford to move your family out, start now. Get your passport ready, get as many visa as you can afford. Keep your money in dollars, pounds and btc. Be prepared.

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    1. The world is gradually coming to an end. Its not by getting visa and running away. The peace you seek is not in any country or man. Its only in God. The end is near. Tribulations is coming faster than we can imagine.

      Get ready for the great tribulation by making peace with your creator.

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    2. Anonymous 16:40, since tribulation is coming faster I hops you are not saving money or planning for the future. I hope you are just living for each day without a plan for tomorrow.

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  20. Juliana,
    Are you for real with this your write up?
    Do you know how many road accidents indecent exposure from your gender cause daily, staring while steering is the cause of many road accidents but we are not ready for that discussion because no body wants you people wahala.. man go dey use side mirror 'skemp' asset wrapped in a very short tight dress.. shebi una say make we dey commot eyes, make una sef dey commot eyes..

    2. How many ladies wash their hands after using peeing.. how many? Even me that do it as a guy has been called OCD.. is it ladies that won't clean their coochie after peeing that wants to wash their hands..

    Mtcheew.. even the ones weh never baff for 2 days now will come and tell me that it's the kind of girls I meet..
    Yimu

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Your last sentence thou, you no dey disappoint for matter wey concern your genderπŸ™„

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    2. I am saying this with a huge smile on my face. Dear Dante my guy, paddy man your babe or wife gats strong o. you dey worry shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... she has to love you so much more than you do bro.

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. The babe no need to dey strong...Me Phoenix can handle Dante wella him go just chillax big time...🀣🀣🀣 They are are plenty paths that leads to the market

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    5. @ Morgan, Dante, is a very loving and kind guy. Don't just misbehave with him. I know he's very soft at heart.

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    6. Shantelle come ooo! I don't know what Phoenix is trying to do. Come get yo man fast!

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    7. I keep saying it on this blog, Dante is a man! He is one poster I respect. I do not always agree with him all the time, but I respect the fact that he calls out bullshit, hypocrisy and nonsense talk. He is also independent minded and not swayed by popular opinion.

      Dante, keep it up. Enough respect for you.

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    8. Dante you are correct, many ladies are very dirty, sometimes I wonder if they even notice their own unpleasant smell, some of you women on wigs should pls have mercy on we guys, abeg, the smell that oozes out can kill a dead body, I mean, I had a personal experience, a very fine girl o, but smelly armpit and wig, na run, I run, I no fit die from smell.
      Another one is bra, women wash una bras oo, some go take off the bra and you will wonder, if there is a war of germs actually happening on the bra. I'm tired of writing pls.

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    9. Dante, I'm with you on this about women not washing their hands after peeing.My colleague did this and I just couldn't breathe mehn...rotten pee smell was oozing out from her hand and she was even sitting close to the fan.

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    10. Phoenix what are you on about?

      Dante you too? You've turned market,anybody can enter and price? Wow!

      Anon17:08, you no see world ppl? Na dem.

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      You guys are funny and make the blog interesting.

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  21. Beautiful Ego, happy birthday, you're do beautiful with lovely skin, God bless your new age dear

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  22. Happy birthday Ego. God bless you

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  23. Good afternoon.
    Happy birthday Ego.

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  24. Happy birthday beautiful Ego. May this year be your most wonderful year, yet.

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  25. Happy birthday beautiful Ego, you share same birthday with my hubby! Congrats, April babies are unique πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

    Lovely afternoon allπŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
    Stella babe πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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  26. Good afternoon to you all
    Happy birthday to you Ego you look beautiful enjoy your day

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  27. Happy birthday bv Ego. God's blessings be upon you πŸ™.

    May Allah reward you and your family engr. Ayuub.

    My people how una dey?

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  28. Happy Birthday Ego.....Many more years to come
    Enjoy your day

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  29. Good day all. Whats popping at your end? Stay safe and outta trouble. God bless you guys.

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    1. Wendy, oya come and greet Mark now 😍

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    2. Anon 15:06 hahahahaaa. she knows already. calm down. Lol. thanks anyways.

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    3. Just seeing this.

      @Anony 15:06: πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

      Mark, dey say I shuu greet you. Oda, good afternoon, Mark.
      Anony, I've greeted him, sir/ma'am. Lol.

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    4. 🀣🀣

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    5. Wendy, ANON is now our family friend. see the joy in the emojis. Gosh!!! and the laughter!

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  30. IHN don land. Happy birthday Ego, may God bless your new age.

    The George Floyd write up is so true, that's exactly what would have happened in naija.
    Enjoy the rest of the day.

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  31. If u help see EGO make u tell am happy birthday

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  32. Happy birthday Ego.
    Enjoy your day.

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  33. Happy birthday Ego

    We will continue to declare peace on Our Nation. Amen

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  34. Good afternoon everyone.
    Happy birthday beautiful Ego,God bless ur new age and plenty ego in ur account.

    E go surely be ✌️

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  35. Happy birthday ego.
    Sign out post na be like Owerri people talk, a real owerri man will quote a proverb, it will have two meanings, one funny meaning and a good meaning at the same time.

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  36. Happy birthday Ego Oyibo πŸ₯°

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    1. Ego is the fair version of my gf in uni joan. Happy birthday dear..

      Hey shooter darll.

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