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Saturday, May 01, 2021

Dr Freak's Journal - The Evil That Men Do Is Oft Interred With Their Bones -

In your English class you were taught "the evil that men do lives after them... the good is oft interred with their bones" right? Fret not thyself, my caption is just a paradox.

Some years back, on the "table of men" where life and live issues were tabled and dissected, a friend shared a story and the story popped up on my mind this morning. 

Mr X was/is a top executive in a new generation bank. Suave and smart. From the information at my disposal, he was not the sociable type but he indulged once in a while. He had a side chic or two at the time. 

On this fateful day, he visited one of his "daughters of Eve" and after some "romp session," Mr X who was extremely fagged out now then elected to "relax" for a few seconds but it is trite that no one can cheat nature. He slept off! 

The bossom of Carol must have offered him some kind of unique "comfy" such that he did not open his eyes until about 2.00am (the one we call "ago kΓ©kere"). He picked up his phone, almost 100 missed calls from his dear wife. At this point it already dawned on him that "trouble be like bicycle!" He was in soup.

After some minutes, he summoned up the courage to call his greatest ally. There was trouble in his home and the ingenuity of his ally was urgently required. The "bad boy" never failed!

 He cooked up a plot and a blockbuster emerged from his pot of ingenuity. He was advised to switch off his mobile phones immediately and go to bed in peace. Like seriously? Following the advice of his coach, he woke up the following day and approached a police station. 

He arranged another drama with the station officer, "...arrest me and record that I've been with you since last night and come up with any crime in connection with which I was arrested and detained." Few minutes after, a call was pulled through to the wife and she was instructed to come and bail the husband. Poor woman, she got a lawyer (please note, not the writer) and Mr X's bail was processed and he was admitted to bail without further delay and they lived together happily thereafter.

Did the wife find out? Maybe, or maybe not. In any event, do not try this at home.


  1. Replies
    1. I swear, they're something else.

    2. Some men can lie sha. Lies crashed my last relationship. Trust is everything.

    3. ROTFL.....this is a fantastic one to pull on Dear Horseband... 2 can play the game abi??
      eeeehh,, maybe mine will be 'oh, come to so-so hospital to discharge your wife as she had an heart attack and was brought in here since late yesterday by some good Samaritian, now she has regained contiousness' lmao.

  2. πŸ˜… this is hilarious I swear.
    The extent men would go for p#$y.

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    1. Oh poor woman.

  5. Just passing!!. If you kill yourself because of any 'man'. You go resurrect and die again..

  6. Women will soon beat you all to this shit!!! Enough is Enough.
    Just imagine the kind of trauma his wife might have gone through ..🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

  7. oh shit!πŸ˜‚

    The things you men do for a piece of ass eh!

  8. I cooked and pasted this article in my husband's WhatsApp an hour ago.
    Now he has replied me in my latest terms " o baby,zukwaanuike".
    Who coined this internet term? Who?

    Ok. I give up but I trust no man,not even the Archbishop of Canterbury.

    Thanks Mr Kunle and thanks once again for boldly clearing the thoughts that the writer wasn't the lawyer in the story.
    Smart you!

  9. Men and the bro code😊....unfortunately women will do the exact opposite.

    1. The police woman will even cook soup after work and go & serve him to sympathise with him over the trauma his wife put him through with missed calls last night. Women problems lies majorly with women. They hate themselves; plus crazy hormones makes them hateful & bitter.

  10. This is hilarious..πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  11. This's small compared to the ones I have heard.

    The most Complex B

  12. Was it worth the trouble? I mean the p? Poor wifey!


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