SATURDAY LAUGHS

 

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A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge.


She came up with the following methods

1- She copied all his chats with one of the women.

2- She opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.

3- She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.

4 - She introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.

5- So, if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like Ram.

6- I know you. I know your name is Jamilu, your father's name is Mohammed, your mother's name Khadija, you have 3 children. Al'ameen, Zahara and Yusuf. Abdulrahman is your best friend and Usman is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at FCE. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Usman, you follow Jambutu street and you spend time together.


I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a Ram as I said earlier".
The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating 'Innalil-Lahi wa innaillaihirraji'un'.


She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.
The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia.


He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for prayers The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.
Hope she has done well?





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