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Saturday, June 12, 2021

Boredom Eliminating Post..

 

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  1. Always coming to borrow this and that! Even the basics she's supposed to have as a married woman

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    1. Self compound but very very scary especially at this time. Getting one soon

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    2. My neighbour makes very loud calls with his extremely ugly voice. Sometimes it even look like fake calls, to feel important.

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    3. Desperate to enter my life

      Generator noise

      Trying to extort other tenants

      Gossiping someone on assumptions. She doesn't even know me yet has the most to say about me.

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    4. We have limited car space so it's one car per apartment but this guy will be forming landlord. Sometimes he will park both his personal car and his official car.

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  2. 1. Loud midnight prayers
    2. Knocking at my door early hours of the morning and late evenings as if we paid rent together. I've given him serious warning sha

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    1. St Elsewhere Phoenix12 June 2021 at 18:46

      Always fighting and throwing out clothes even late at night.

      Becos you sell coca cola products you use your market to inconvenience other people.


      Fetch water by the tap from morning till night without considering other neighbours.

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    2. Lol, kpele @Finest. What about those that cook late at night with better pounding of whatever

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  3. Nothing o. We all mind our business.

    Though I used to have a pepper body neighbour.

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    1. Same here, I dey my lane. Mi รฒ like wร hรกlร  rรกrรก.

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    2. When you stay with neighbours that mind their business ,you know peace.

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  4. Helping with taking my clothes in when it's about to rain and I'm not at home. It's a good gesture but I don't like it. Most times, one cloth may go missing and my pegs too.

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    1. Tell her abt Ur missing stuff. She will get it and stop.

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    2. What is wrong with someone helping you to take your clothes in when it's about to rain and you are not at home?
      As for missing clothes sometimes it is possible in a compound where you are not the only person that spread your clothes outside all you have to do if you noticed that one of your clothes is
      missing is to ask that your neighbour to check but missing pegs are normal mine even miss or break sometimes.Personally I see nothing wrong in it because I help in bringing in my neighbour's clothes in a situation like that.I see it as a wicked act
      staying at home and leave my neighbour' clothes outside when it's raining.

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    3. I do this a lot when I stayed off campus, until they started complaining of missing pegs n sometimes clothes, turns out that I mixed all their clothes together n one must have picked up another's. I pinched myself n stopped. After then if it rains, any clothe outside gets drenched, since they've complained before, they couldn't ask me why I always leave theirs n removed mine, na steady bad eye dem dey gimme till I moved๐Ÿ˜.

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    4. Wow! World people ehhhh. Sometimes you think you are being nice without knowing it's a problem? Like wow ๐Ÿค”. Cynthia this comment shock me o!

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    5. You've got a good neighbor, you should even look for ways to reciprocate such kind gesture

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    6. One man meat is another man's poison

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    7. Very ungrateful person you're

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    8. They don’t like it, simply take corrective measures. They have complained about missing clothes, stop it. How difficult is it. Your good gesture doesn’t end well with the complaint of missing clothing. You can be accused of witchcraft. Kindly take heed and stop.

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    9. It's a shocking episode ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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    10. I also dont like people touching my clothes. E better make rain beat am, at least I'll meet them complete.

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    11. Thank you all for your responses. I'm just seeing them now.

      Like I said, it's a good gesture and I always thank them for it even when my clothes won't be complete at the end of the day. I don't like it and I am not an ungrateful person.

      Eka Joy, what do you mean by it's a shocking episode? Please leave me alone. I've stayed away from your comments cos you're such a bully, leave me alone please.

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    12. I don't like when people touch my clothes too, I don't know why that thing irritates me, the first time my neighbor packed my clothes for me, she saw my reaction and my reluctant thanks,since then ,she no try am again

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  5. Those loud 'ameborous' greetings every morning on my way to work.

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  6. They are very dirty. They don’t empty their dust bins as they should. They are up and I’m down. They throw dirt down from there and expect me to pick them up.
    When I’m sweeping my corner, I pick their dirt and keep for them in their corner.

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    1. ๐Ÿคฃ your last line is something I can do. Petty I know ๐Ÿ˜

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    2. Very annoying , had a neighbor upstairs before, their bins will be filled and it will starts dropping, even pampers. Spreading dripping clothes on the balcony upstairs that water will be dripping as you're entering your house nko, I van keep anything at my balcony,dirt or dirty water go dropped on it,I report to landlord,thank god he came to see it itself he embarrassed them ehn,and the woman deg always form posh, shame catch her ,they tried to curb it, but na inbuilt, they eventually packed out sha

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    3. This is just my situation in my compound... It is as if u just poured out my mind in ur comment..

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    4. You can imagine ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ‍♀️
      It’s the landlady and her kids doing this nonsense.
      They have these nasty dogs I hate, I know the dogs hate me too. They used to come to my gate to poop.....very annoying. like they were sent on a mission to come mess up the front of my apartment.
      I told them to monitor their dogs cos I didn’t come here to start packing dogs poop. Since then, landlady and her kids started carrying face for me, like I even care.
      When the dog owners are not around, I flog the dogs terribly, so anytime they see me, they run ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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    5. Slutty @flogging the dogs ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’‹

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    6. Slutty you wicked ooo.

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  7. Dude just loves to slam the gate every damn time!! Gosh!

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  8. Letting their big ass pit bulls run loose and those mur’furkers know their dogs ain’t friendly.

    And before anybody call me a dog hating neighbor, I’ll have you know that neighbours on the entire street hate dem dogs too.

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ pit bulls, kai... d agbero in me would've called dem out..

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    2. I once lived in a house like this. Sometimes, after dressing up to go out you will just see one sitting by your door.

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  9. My neighbours upstairs pounding at all hours of the day. Upto 5 times a day sometimes. As late as 11 pm and 1 am sometimes. Funny thing is I don't know them..one day I con vex say I must know these wicked people. I went upstairs knocked sote no one answered me. Na so, I come back to my apartment. Eventhough my father was the landlord and lived upstairs, he never permitted us to pound upstairs, you must go downstairs. If a landlord can be so considerate of his tenants, what am I saying sef humanity has almost dried up.

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    1. U don't know dem,as in Una never jam before?? No be ghost be that?

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    2. Pounding what?☺️☺️

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    3. Thought I'm the only one. Late poundings

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    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚ husband and I were pounding “ast night his brother was in the roOm next door. Dunno if he heard us but I know I don’t shout . As Early as 6am this morning he went to see hid gf....

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  10. Too much shinning of teeth, if she is not rating u high as per u dey on gen back to back, or she dey for another person dormot with unwashed mouth dey shout ontop her voice unto say she dey knack gist.while scratching her nyash in between. Omo the girl disgusts me alot. I keep my distance. Young girl like her, no work just siddan for house dey monitor people. Everybody gist dey her palm. Husband go comot go work, wife dey house dey shine teeth from door to door. May God help us all

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    1. Found this very funny๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ why is this funny ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  11. Not bringing water bill ontime
    No one want to act responsible about gate except I take it upon myself to fix it.

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    1. Mine is also that irresponsible he won't pay electric bill, security bill or even bring money to repair pumping machine but I heard that he is fucking the landlady so she no fit even ask am for the two years rent he is owing.. the compound just tire person

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  12. Talking and laughing out so loud with friends disturbing the neighborhood.

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  13. Cooking for events behind my window, just cos there's a tap there.
    Also washing clothes there. Funny enough, she's the only one that does it. Everyone else washes inside their bathroom. It's so annoying when the caterers start cooking and making noise very early in the morning. Later she will be apologising. I go soon change am for her.

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    1. My neighbor wakes up by 1am and he will open his window and scream ....... " Who I offend ooooo" he does it every night

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    2. Na everyday she dey do party? If na once in a while, just ignore, but carry face up whenever she come apologize,so she go decode say you no like am

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    3. Miss Sophia,say what??๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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    4. Miss Sophia that your neighbour though๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    5. Miss Sophia, what? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    6. Miss Sophia this your comment crack me up ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

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    7. Miss Sophia ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    8. Miss Sophia, I swear you don kill me with laughter here. Hahahaha

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    9. Miss Sophia, I almost choked on my drink when I read your comment ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Since he does it at 1am, next time at 12:59am, pop your head out your window and yell on top of your voice (even better with a microphone ๐ŸŽค if you own one) “who I offend oooo” then close your window and act like nothing happened ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†.

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    10. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ your comment is funny miss sophia

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    11. Miss Sophia hahaha @ your comment

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    12. Anon 23:10 and Sophia ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    13. Lol @ miss Sophia.
      His own case is beyond neighbour's wahala.
      Call Yaba Left emergency number.

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    14. Miss Sophia ooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      Characters dey dis world shaaa.........

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  14. None that I notice cos I am always on my lane...
    Wait...o, maybe always beating her maid

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  15. Generator noise when I want to sleep at night. Very noisy

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  16. Look... They look unnecessarily. The kind of looking that makes one uncomfortable or miss their step when walking.

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    1. U sef look dem back, God gave me a big globe ,na dey go run

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    2. Sorry....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  17. Loud moans while banging
    Always borrowing and never returning.

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  18. Coming to gossip about others,when I have never enter her house, always coming to mine,saying I'm her paddy,and I font want to hurt her feelings by telling her off, and she can envy, anything she sees with you on you or your kids, she will say she has it or she will make sure she buys it. Forcing friendship on me, when I always tell her stylishly that I don't do friends

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    1. That's very annoying.
      Some people don't know when to draw lines and respect others boundary as neighbours.
      I hate when one is forcing friendship on someone that doesn't want them.

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    2. I have noticed people who forced friendships do have an agenda.

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    3. *force* sorry.

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    4. @anon 21:49
      no bi small agenda.
      Not with my type cos I choose my friends for someone to start forcing friendship on me.
      You will regret it, I will snub you like shit.
      Even in my neighbourhood, some are claiming they are my friends ,ask me who they are,I don't really know.

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  19. Always playing loud music but he'll never increase the volume of his sound system if he's having loud sex.

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    1. The moaning from the sex replaces the loud music ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚pele

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    2. Anon 21:49 truth, mine followed me to market and pick things on my tight budget thanking me all along

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  20. Not paying nepa bills and causing us to get disconnected. Also not paying trash bill. Part of being an adult is responsibility. I get that times are hard, but there are priorities that needs to be taken care of. Imagine having trash of 3 months outside cos you say times are hard?
    Some things doesn't make sense.

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    1. Some people can be dirty sha. My former neighbours will mess up the gutter with food and don't care. I will be the one to come downstairs and clean the gutters. I thank God we moved out from that place.

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  21. They are not security conscious and have been robbed twice!! When you try to lock the gate earlier, she gets angry that you are locking out her wakanda sons that stay outside till 9pm in this ipob/govt wahala season.
    She always feel intimidated cus she is a full time housewife ,which shouldn't make her to feel less cus she ain't hungry.
    The last but not the least is how she mourns in the midnight,they are under us and so wonder why they dont shut their bedroom window while doing kerewawa๐Ÿคฃ

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  22. We had one irresponsible neighbor. One day im carry ashawo come back after dropping off her wife at work. The wife came back with a taxi to pick up the file she forgot at home ( no gsm then). Luckily, the man sighted her in good time. To help his customer escape, he rushed to the window and signaled his wife to take the back door, that he was hiding from the landlord who was around to collect rent, which they didn’t have. The woman went round entered the flat, while the ashawo left through the front door. On remembering she was not paid, she came back, knocked on the door, but no one answered. She then said, I am your landlord’s daughter, he is in the other flat, he sent me to get the rent, he also said that, if it is not ready, I should get 2k from you for an urgent need. Unknown to ashawo, the landlord was a 22yrs old only child of his father who had died. Madam told her to tell the landlord to come by himself, but Oga quickly gave her the money, and she left. That was how fight started o between Oga and madam. The yeye man later told someone that the one wey pain am pass be say him no come and ashawo overcharged him.

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  23. Gossip and lies

    Her Les can wake the dead, avioding her like plaque.

    That's how my daughter fell down the day before yesterday when she was going to islamia (Quran class) instead of her to say she fell cos I was inside she said she was crying cos another baby was crying, she refused to go and later showed me her wounded knee, she couldn't sleep ran temperature till morning imagine something as serious as that you are lying to me

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  24. Pounding in the kitchen as early as 5am๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
    Apart from this,they are very nice

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  25. Always shouting my name from downstairs to call my attention..mtchewww that thing annoys me..

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  26. Stella, I'm gonna have to send my own as a chronicle. He don dey my mind tipetipe.

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  27. My former neighbours can open and close gates like 100 times a day. They are very noisy and dirty. Thank we have move and there is peace.

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  28. If you have the type of neighbours I have ,you will go gaga.
    How can someone wake up very early in the morning, leave his room/space,go to the neighbour's next door, start monitoring and poke nosing every blessed day.
    After some minutes he will go back to his room.
    I doubt if the person is mentally okay.

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  29. I don’t even know my neighbors lmao, don’t even know what they look like

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    1. @snarker , were8 same, I dont know them, wont recognise them on the road if i see them, the mind ur lane in my area is on a different lenel

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    2. Thank God I’m not alone in this. I don’t know my neighbors. But the guy downstairs though... Once you hear him laughing with a babe, just know that the next thing is to hear loud moaning. Yesterday afternoon was on another level. Nawa.

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  30. I have stayed in this compound where neighbours hardly see one another.
    I didn't even know almost all the neighbours because everybody mind their business to the extent you will enter the compound and think nobody is staying there.
    You hardly hear noise ,fight or quarrel.
    If there is any message you leave it with the security man.

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  31. Mine na for shop, early in the morning when I want to open shop ,she won't allow me pray before starting unnecessary gist's, blocking my shop entrance by spreading her two hands,the act disgust me, the more I avoid her the more she keeps blocking my shop while gisting.

    I am hunting for another place now

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    1. @ Ayobedspread
      The woman na ' agbara kwuchiri uzo'
      Some people and trouble are like 5 & 6 no matter how you try to avoid them.

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  32. Nothing really.

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  33. So nobody does annoying things where they live? Only another person own una dey see okios Kwantinue.

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  34. I can write a whole book! May God answer our prayers so we can move to a better accommodation. I sincerely don't have strength for neighborhood gossiping and the likes. They have known me to be someone who likes to stay indoors and mind her business. I know no one is perfect though, so I won't write about little imperfections here and there, cos I'm not perfect too. However, there are some actions that are borderline annoying. I just keep quiet and ignore cos I no want wahala. There are the pokenosers - like the one that opened her mouth waa to say to me that I am the one who has refused to give my daughter a sibling by refusing to get pregnant. I smiled and walked away. The thieving children of an irresponsible mother nko - that would always defend her children when caught stealing? There's the one that refuses to contribute towards nepa bill and every other bill, many times leading to disconnection of power supply and drawing us back when important repairs need to be made. What annoys the rest of us is that this person clearly has the money, but won't pay. There's the one that blasts us with loud Fuji music when everywhere is quiet... There are others but, these are some of the very annoying ones. It is well.

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  35. I miss the days when I had neighbours that didn't give me wahala. Those days will come again, by the grace of God.

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  36. She hardly greets. In fact, she no dey greet just to keep a straight face all the time.

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    1. I like her already, sis is just staying on her lane and not trying to mingle before see finish will enter. It’s not by force to smile and greet.

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    2. Then ignore her. It’s not that hard.

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    3. Divine are you sure you are not referring to me? Sorry dear, I mind my business! Maybe if you greeted yourself you would have gotten a reply. Learn to mind your own business too. I don't like people all up in my personal space. Abi I don offend you before? You see that silence my dear, e get why!

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  37. Nothing
    Everyone is minding his or her business

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  38. I used to have one Neighbor That never turns off his generator. It runs even through the night, unless there's light. You cannot sleep at night

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  39. Madam, are you sure I'm not your neighbour lol? I hardly greet as well except you are my acquaintance or someone I have/had had dealings with.
    Greetings no be by force.

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  40. One dirty guy that leave downstairs, always smoking weed and you can hardly perceives fresh air outside balcony without perceiving weed. Always carrying different ashawo in a day.

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  41. Lagos Mainland Girl13 June 2021 at 12:03

    Two bachelors living with eacb other beside my apartment has never brought out broom to sweep for once since they moved in a year ago,and me i sweep my front of apartment almost everyday or whenever it rains
    Now their dirts ,indomie noodles nylon,empty food packs,empty condom cartons usually flies from their place to my place when d wind blows
    I have complained tire
    They have a black dustbin nylon o ,but most times for them to open d nylon ,pour dirts inside and tie the nylon is work for them

    It is still dem that will forget to close their tap thereby making the apartment to be filled with water

    Living with some bachelors and students no be am at all

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