Do you know the kinds of things he says? he no dey toast direct but he gets in between for sure... LOL
''Does your man know how lucky he is to have you?''
''If you were my woman, I would be the happiest man and respect you?''
'' I know you have someone but I have never felt this way about any woman before?''
And then they engage you in Innocent chats, slowly poisoning your mind with their presence......
They send gifts too if they are rich.....
What other lyrics do you know?
If you have ever fallen for this scam, please gist us oh, make space no waste. lol
I want to you to be pregnant for me.
ReplyDeleteThis one is national anthem lol
DeleteNo naa, this line will make any sensible chic bolt. Pregnant without marriage, na ment? Ya bagrand no tight? Hahaha
DeleteOmo make i read☺☺🤣
DeleteNo be here we dey read say women wan carry belle for man without the man's knowledge and become single mothers?
DeleteWhen I talk to you I feel at home
DeleteSeems God doesn't want me happy to make me get to you late after he got you
If I were your man I will scream so loud for the world to know I got a diamond
Talking to you makes me feel so good
If you were mine you will never have a reason to cry
I like how you dress, just the way I love my girl to look
Don't be angry, but you make my body crave cuddles
I like how you chew, will love to cook for you someday. Momma taught me well.
My colleague won't kill me. That boy will donate his kidney to be in my pants. Na laugh I dey laugh am always
This will be fun😅😅😅
ReplyDeleteOne of my friend told me how he told one young grandma that she is the prettiest woman he has ever seen since then he has not rested. This woman started trailing him wherever he goes. He has been telling his story to any one that cares to help him out of the fix. Women sha!!!
ReplyDeleteEiyah! Poor grandma...maybe no one had never complimented her looks before
DeletePls let's learn to pay compliments to her girls from when hey are small especially fathers, highlighting their strengths, not with the aim of making them vain though!
Husbands, learn to compliment your wives looks and celebrate their achievements. Refrain from cheating because it messes with a woman's self esteem and confidence so that when a small boy tells them what You have told them over and over again, it won't sound special. Women go through mid life crisis too
Wife learn to be contended with the compliments your husbands give you. Woman wey wan fall for scam compliment go fall whether she receives compliment from her husband or not.
DeleteI'm not married, but some of the lines i get from guys after telling them I am in a relationship are:
ReplyDelete"I know you are in a relationship, but pls give me the chance to show you that I am the right one for you"
"Fate brought us together, what if you are destined to be with me"?
"Do you really have a boyfriend, or are you just whining me?
The last one should make you ask him if you are a liar
DeleteAlexis, fine babe like you no suppose get only one boyfriend.
DeleteYou need like 2 or 3 boyfriends so you can choose the right one.
Having just 1 boyfriend is cheating to your beauty.
But if you have like 3, we will compete for your love, then you can now chose the best.
Just say yes to me and I will treat you like a Queen that you are.
I'm not saying you should leave your boyfriend ooo, but when you feel my care, you will definitely forget him.
'I'm not asking you to leave him, all i ask is a chance to make you feel and treat you like the queen you are'
ReplyDeleteShey una dey like too call yourselves queens, the guy men wan treat you like a queen you label yourself na.
DeleteYou're adding weight oh, and then they use style to touch the person. I will get you some things to use to keep in shape, from there handshake go cross elbow...
ReplyDeleteWOW! you have a beautiful voice. I want to be in church whenever you are the one leading the songs (Church toasting). Let me have your number.. And the wahala starts..
E plenty jare. But if you are wise as a woman you will know from their body language. Some women just pretend that they don't know, or ignore the signs and fall yakata.
I remember my crush ooo. Chai! He just put his hand on my knee while driving and I felt electric shock. Woooh! *Fans myself in remembrance. I had to RUN! Yes ooo, I sensed the feeling wasn't really mutual in terms of us seriously dating. He could have been reciting the alphabet to me and it would sound like the sweetest toasting. Hehehehehe
DeleteHow I wish I met you before my wife😄😄😄😀
ReplyDeleteYes. That one is classic.
DeleteI wish my wife is as beautiful and kind like you.
Wish I met you before my marriage, divorce her naa 🙄🙄😣😜
This line since 1960🤣🤣
Deletehahahahaha nawa oh see how *married men don cast... such pathetic lines hehehe
DeleteI just want to be friends. I need a close friend I can confide in. It’s not everything I can discuss with my wife.
ReplyDeleteNa them lol
DeleteNo be here we read say the opposite gender can be besties without anything sexual? So dem fit dey correct by saying dem wan be friends, which can end up becoming bestie. So give dem chance.
Delete15:41
DeleteThe quality of people involved in the friendship matters
Not to be giving key of pipeline to vandals na
Misery loves company.
ReplyDeleteNa pikin wey no eat for house de cry over jollof rice for party. A satisfied kid will be playing with the clown.
Agreed!
DeleteYou are right
DeleteAnd you have married women that would still fall for it and eventually open leg along the way....na dia way shaaaa
ReplyDeleteBefore nko, may of dem dey fall yakata. Truth be told, dey don ready to open leg even before guy man talk. Dem be just dey wait for am to ask.
DeleteYou are the perfect one for me, without you my life is incomplete
ReplyDeleteNa you I like pass the other lady will will soon discard her just say yes
You are the only one I can take to mama
Na still them..
DeleteThat guy called Tobe on Instagram..
DeleteImmediately l saw you, your beauty entered my eyes. Please give me a chance to spend on you.
ReplyDeleteWhy haven't we met all these while?
ReplyDeleteIf I had met you before my wife(stalest).
We're meant for each other that's why out paths cross again.
You don't even realize that the life you want is just in front of you.
I just go..��������
Why haven't we met all these while?
ReplyDeleteIf I had met you before my wife(stalest).
We're meant for each other that's why our paths cross again.
You don't even realize that the life you want is just in front of you.
I just go..🙄🙄🙄🙄
Especially those players, they will tell u: " I know u are in relationship but can u please just give me a chance by putting me on Probation Test for one month". And I will be like: this is Nzuzubility
ReplyDeleteOne guy that asked me out said I and his mother are namesake, and that he sees his mum in me, blablabla.
ReplyDeleteI didn't succumb to his sweet talk, only for me to find out from other girls that he tells all the babes he toast that they are his mum namesake.
He definitely has no respect for his mother.
DeleteThere was this annoying guy that was using flavors songs to toast me, with his frog voice. I told him to stop being stupid, I was actually searching then and he was my spec but that annoying song spoilt it, I am not romantic
ReplyDeleteWoman: are you in a relationship?
ReplyDeleteMan: it’s complicated,we will talk about it later,don’t let it ruin this special moment.
Which moment?
DeleteNa voicemail!
Where have you been all my life or why didn’t I meet you before I got married.
ReplyDeleteAnswer
DeleteTor, na so life be
I felt stupid in my second year, I met this cool guy driving a very clean car, he asked me out and without thinking I agreed there immediately, he dropped me off at my hostel and to pepper them girls, I came down and kissed him mouth to mouth.
ReplyDeleteI was feeling high, we chatted and he won't stop calling, he could pick me up and take me to hotel and always in a hurry.
Let's call him ola, ola told me about himself, all lies that I fell for.
2 weeks after my feeling high, my cousin called my attention to a viral video of ola, ola is a driver, he takes oga children to school, lessons and hobbies, so those free hrs is what he used in using me. My enemy saw him at an eatry with oga and family and secretly took a video, they were busy sending the video around and my cousin saw it, they titled it.. Na driver be Nike new dude🤣.
I called ola to comfirm and he said, will you have agreed if you knew?
Chai, I got depressed and got healed but the Gist sweet my enemies oh
At least he has a job and there is dignity in labour. Would you have loved if he was married or a yahoo boy?
DeleteSo, because he was a driver is enough reason to look at him with disdain? Our values in this country...smh.
Delete😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
DeletePeople can be mischievous sha.
Guess it pained you because you were the pepper them type.
Trust you are in a great place now.....
Many of us did foolish things back then.......
Just give me the Chance, I will date you and him together and will not be an obstruction in your relationship with him.
ReplyDeleteLamest🤢
DeleteI remember one yeye married colleague(with four beautiful children) who was disturbing my life and kept saying he wanted me,loved me etc.
ReplyDeleteThe poor wife was a teacher in the village where she lived with the children, they came to Lagos during long holidays to spend time with the man so he was living like a bachelor(never went to his house o)
I told him the only way I could date/marry him seeing how much he loved me was for him to kill his wife and four children because I don't share.
You needed to see how guy man looked at me as if I had gone bunkers
Needless to say he avoided me like a plague thereafter except we had to relate officially
Hahahahaha!!!
Stupid adulterer oshi!
Oh you have a sweet voice
ReplyDeleteI can never get tired of listening to you.
#lori iro 😂
You're a distraction to me as per the gbege on in house news today
ReplyDeleteThe one that I once fell for was, you're much more younger and my mom will approve of you. She did approve and liked me but he still cheated and got her with a baby.
Abeg make una leave me o.
My mum has been disturbing me since to get married. Please give me chance so that l will take you to my mum.
ReplyDeleteI'm in the same shoes. After making all the sakara now am meeting up because of gucci marmont reversible belt he ordered for me on farfetch(£400). Hope he won't make an attempt for love making and just a simple date.
ReplyDeleteCourse he will.........
Deletelemme drop my own... "there isn't a day that goes by without me wondering what it'd be like if you were mine instead, you redefine the concept of perfection in every sense of the word, you make the essence of beauty seem like it was crafted exclusively for you, with a personality as humble, kind and exquisite as yours any man would be so blessed to have you, unfortunately for me a man already has you, but regardless every inch of me can't help but desire you, it's a urge i'll have to fight, and I truly hope I win this battle"
ReplyDeleteheheheheh omooo, make una no reason am ohh I just dey catch cruise.. I just crafted the paragraph thinking about the kind of woman I'd love to have
Kikikikikiki 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
DeleteChris dis ya mouth go sweet ooo.
You so look like my mum,I want to marry you.
ReplyDeleteI have read so many lines that have made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣☺️😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteCant stop laughing men oh...
ReplyDeleteThis your phone needs changing..
ReplyDeleteYou know what your presence does to me.....
You're my puff puff,lori iro
ReplyDeleteYou're my chocolate,lori iro
You're my rodo,lori iro
You're my tomato,lori iro
Oti po repete,iro po,iro po💃💃