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Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Laugh Out Loud

 




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  1. It's starter pack from the deputy chairman of disciplinary committee. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    1. As inπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    2. Hahahaha..... You sabi book!

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    3. Lol. @ starter pack. So when is the main bundle coming?πŸ˜‚

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ most time the main bundle doesn't take place

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    6. Starting point dey get finishing point nah.

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    7. @ Cutie hence my mum would discharge ones judgement at the same scene of the sin.
      She used to say, when she defers judgment she forgives.
      But be sure not to commit the same exact sin any time soon, otherwise the book of remembrance will be opened before you, on the basis of the fact that, since you didn't collect your bashing for the first offence, hence the effrontery for the second exact offence.
      My dear you will collect your bashing with the accrued interest, pele !
      The worst part, she would instruct you to go and bring your cane. If the devil venture used you and your eyes were cloudy to bring an underage cane, sorry ! you just doubled the bashing for not being honest.
      And my Mum most times didn't need the cane, l bet you, because that signature look was just enough 🀨
      We now tease my Mum these days tough....

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  2. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£lmao @ registration.

    Kai my mom was a panel beater , my dad never raised his hands on me. He'd just always threaten me.

    I remember when my dad and I switched sim cards ( I still wonder what I was thinking) , a guy sent me an sms asking me to be his babe lol , my dad came home and told his p.a to ask me to wait for him at the lounge hmm, when he got in he asked who it was and then told me he was going to report me to my mom !!! Ha my mom?
    It felt like my life was over πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I slept at 5pm and woke up the next day out of fear. Well he never reported me to my mom cos he knew that would be the end of me.

    I miss you homeboy but I'm thankful for the memories we shared ❤

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    1. Aaawww.....beautiful memory.

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    2. He's in a better place. Holding him to memory and praying for his soul is the best you can do for him now

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    3. Yeah πŸ‘the good memories made will be a source of comfort on dreary days πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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    4. Choc dear you just reminded me of my late dad,my mum is a disciplinarian.But she's also sweet and unique. I love you mum you will surely eat the fruit of your labor πŸ™πŸ™

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    5. A resounding Amen to your prayers @Black slimzy.

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    6. So sweet @ Noir, we used to jump my Dad too, his biggest cane was a small baby comb like that.
      And my Mum used to be angry, because that was all he could do as per flogging.
      Hence whenever my Mum was bashing us, and Daddy was around, we would magnify the screaming by one million dBA, because Palle would come to our rescue, up Daddy ! I am buying him a special Wine for this memory.

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  3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  4. That slap was just for testers, wait till 12 midnight for the real deal, sadly everywhere will be quiet, yet they will require you not to cry out...πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜ πŸ˜ πŸ˜ 
    Never me tough !

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    1. That midnight na death sentence oooo,u go collect tire

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    2. All you will hear is pkaaaaaaa the sound of tuning stick on your bum bum, then you will rise and start pleading I will not do it den the disciplinarian will require you hold your lips while he do his job😰😰

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    3. @ Slimzy U go collect U go tire, nowhere to run to, door don jam gbam !
      @ Dimplez while the disciplinarian is doing his job, he will be playing, "if l hear pem from your mouth l will start all over again, sebi you know the neighbors are sleeping"
      Thank God for my Dad 🀠 my Mum 🀷‍♀️ could have been that disciplinarian.
      Lol !

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  5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  6. The slap was appetizer before the main course.

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  7. That's appetizer na,main meal dey come πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. To reset the brain for the real beating to come.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  9. Chia parents

    The most Complex B

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  10. The slap na introduction

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