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Tuesday, July 06, 2021

Boredom Eliminating Post

 

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  1. 🤔

    Can't think of any right now.

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    1. Reluctancy by either of them to sit anywhere inside of a cab and it's a case of 'I must sit close to this person today and nobody else'..👀

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    2. St Elsewhere Phoenix6 July 2021 at 18:25

      When we are on the 1st date and you want to spoon or fork feed me...Nah eat your food...

      Me and you have to wear the same Ankara outfit or matching colors Arghhh 🥴🥴😵

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    3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 afi ' reluctancy' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    4. As much as we all know that farting can be a reflex action but if you feel like you are about to fart,excuse yourself and fart. I just don't understand how that amounts to "being real"🙄🙄🙄

      When we go out,leave your Nollywood fantasies at home and eat from your freaking plate🙃

      It might be hard at times but please,try to close your mouth while eating. That thing doesn't sound romantic at all.

      In addition,don't chooooook my ribs in the name of tickling me.

      The one I dislike the most?
      Fing*ring.
      Why would you be cooking my insides in the name of romance na

      After reading all these,I come resemble person wey no get joy. Chai🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    1. Then I will annoy you all day. 😛😛

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    2. Ah Snarker, PDA is kool na

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    3. Isi gịnị? I love it, but somebody I know hates it. Oh well..🤷‍♀️

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  3. E plenty.........o cant remember

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  4. Eat from each other’s plate. Mind your own plate, dammit. 😡

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    1. 😅😅😅 That's some people's idea of PDA..*side eyes at my husband. Anytime we go out and he asks to taste from my plate, I just leave everything for him bcause we both know more than half the food will be gone. And the way he opens his mouth to "engulf" my food or snacks eh, always brings tears to my eyes. So, I always force him to add whatever he gets for me to what he wants. At home, we can eat together no wahala, but outside, unku mind your plate

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    2. What about waiting to eat at the same time ?

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  5. A married boyfriend insisting on washing my dishes anytime he comes around. Sometimes sweeping the floor

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    1. Married boyfriend? 🤭

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    2. Why is married and boyfriend in he same sentence? So you are a side okuko? Abi na side mama? Jisike nu.

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    3. ....just imagine the nonsense, someones husband willingly doing houseboy work in another woman's house, because of pussy

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    4. Those type will never sweep or wash plate for their wives

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    5. I am very sure this one won't wash dishes in his own matrimonial home.
      He would be doing "oga of the house"
      See him doing house boy

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    6. Anon 18.30,No be side hen o
      Na side vulture she be,for the married boyfriend to dey wash plate for her.

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    7. Hahahahahahahaahhaha
      No vex as I laugh o

      Those are the types that wouldn't allow their wives to breathe at home
      Smh

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  6. Tattoo someone's face or name on one's body.
    It is not done for "love" but for "lust"
    Let's be clear, all the dos is for the p8nis to enter between her thighs.
    🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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  7. Excessive calls!!! My goodness😰!

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    1. I hate excessive calls, it's annoying.

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    2. What?😧 Choke me with calls...I love it

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    3. As long as it's not "Have you eaten?" Kinda calls, I dont mind.

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    4. I was told that if you are into someone you wouldn't despise excessive call, true or false?

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    5. I gt tired of calls cuz we will discuss what we are meant to discuss for one year in a week..

      Maka whwy

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    6. Anon 19:14
      That have you eaten question ehn
      SMH
      And you will kow answer that you haven't eaten.
      The best they will reply is ...babe just try and find something to eat.😒😒😒😒
      Shebi if I hungry I go eat.

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    7. Anon 20:23, FALSE! And yes, I'm shouting.

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  8. Buying me flowers, teddy and cards.

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  9. Matchy outfits.

    It’s cute but some people overdo it.

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    1. Matchy outfits is a no no😑😑

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    2. Hahaha Paris Baibay, I do matchy outfits but keep me Anon. 🤐

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    3. Lmao
      This reminds me of my course mate in 200L that did 1 year anniversary of relationship with her boyfriend back then and they cut cake,celebrated,gave out exercise books s souvenirs with their pictures together exactly like these pre wedding pictures them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      Geh that stopped dating the guy sef before we got to final year.
      One day she saw me with the book in using it to write a lecture and she was begging me to not use it again that she'll get me a new book.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜
      Geh na big girl now

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    4. 😂😂😂😂😂@ keep me anon
      Girl bye 👋🙄

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  10. Insisting he stays with me in the toilet while I do number 2,just to show he loves me and even volunteering to clean my bum..abeg which kind werey love be this,I no fit o.

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    1. 😆😆😆 probably he loves the smell of you when you are in the toilet

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    2. 18:11 same here. I got scared and ran. In retrospect I should have accepted his proposal. Oh well shit happens.


      Lovelace

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    3. Haha! Lovelace, shit really does happen. Shit your man wanted to clean up. (pun intended)😁




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    4. Shitty love😋🤸😂😂😂😂😂🤸🤸

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  11. Sharing the same toothbrush. I'd rather use a chewing stick, than share brush.

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    1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺🥺

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    2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.ooo dear I can relate

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    3. But una dey kiss, bah? If two people fit kiss why dem no fit share tooth brush, na question I ask o. Also, if two people can make love shouldn't they be free to use the same towel, this na another question o. I go like answers.

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    4. Candy too funny.

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  12. Watching a romantic movie together, she already seen it but won’t keep quiet and let us enjoy the moment. She will keep on talking about the next scene until you won’t enjoy the movie again, you’ll just decide to play along make it no be say I can’t take a joke again, abi wetin man pikin fit do, I’m in love already, no going back

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  13. Calling me every time to say.."hi babe, i just called to hear your voice" Sigh! Leave me the fuck alone goddammit!!!

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    1. Arrrrgh! You pipu Sha... I love the in between calls, letting me know how your day is going, who annoyed you, and something that just popped up

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    2. Omo! Wendy e pele o

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    3. 😆🤣 @MarkMorgan and be calming down o

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    4. some people dey find that kind of attention oo. Dis life ehn! No wonder dem talk say one man's meat is another man's poison.

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    5. Anon 19:08; sorry to burst your bubble, I don't do that. To start with, how will I call a guy "babe" sef? Mtchewwww

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    6. Apt @ Mark. Excessive calls irritates me so much. Call me in the morning and evening. Vice versa except it's an emergency. Don't call me everytime. I'm not with your kidney.
      2. I hate PDA. I also used to hate cuddling but mehn, I'm improving. Glory!
      3. Don't be all up in my face. Allow me breathe in peace. I get tired of people easily so make yourself scarce. I'll be back if I remember more.

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    7. Wendy, hope you’re reading…

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  14. My boyfriend came to my base,I live in a compound with 3 flats.In the morning guy man carry broom dey sweep the whole compound. I was in the bedroom thinking he was in the kitchen or toilet o,only for me to come outside,he had finished sweeping.my neighbors were just looking thru their windows.when he saw me,he rushed to kiss me.shame nearly kill me that day.The next day he took broom I locked the door.

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    1. 🤣😅😂😃😃😀🤣 Epic disgrace!

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    2. No be una say you like neat guys?

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    3. 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 e choke

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    4. Chaii! Smh at him. Man really loves you but damn! Who taught him to do that? Hope you corrected him and showed him one million reasons why he didn't need to stoop that low just because he's inlove?

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    5. O chin ooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wetin person no go see becos of ❤️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    6. You for carry dustpan go meet am

      Love in sharing

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    7. I concur with Jet li. No need to make it awkward

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    8. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
      I like him already. I love when love is effusive and innocent. 😉

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    9. Hahahahahahahaahhah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      This takes the cake😂😂😂

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    10. You need to see my husband's own. Sometimes I feel people will say I used kaya stuff.

      Been married 9years but the last time I swept was the year we got married. He just doesn't let me do it. If I do it, he'll redo it. Same as laundry!

      He enjoys chores so much! I stopped arguing and let him be. If you see him cleaning balcony and all.

      In my father's house I was the original house girl doing everything. But since I married my love, I have turned sherikoko.

      He says just look beautiful for me. The last time I washed toilet was in 2017 because he travelled. He came back and rewashed everywhere.

      Funniest part is that my boys are like their daddy. And this my omalicha daughter is following my footstep.

      The only chores me and my daughter do is cooking. I cook so well and we cook enough for them. I bake too. And my girl (7) washes plate.

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    11. 18.20 you just cracked me up with the locking of the door .

      That one na wetin we dey call "LOVE KILL ME DIE"

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    12. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    13. Can't stop laughing 😆🤣😂😄😅😭

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    14. Chisom na wa for this your mindset.which one is stoop so low?to sweep?na wa

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  15. Sharing of towels and sponge 😑😑

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    1. I share towel. Paris, you have OCD.

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    2. But dem dey do everything together na, so why is sharing all that a turn off?

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    3. I share towel and sponge🤷🏿‍♀️

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  16. Please don’t suffocate me in the name of cuddling. You claim to love me but will not allow me to sleep freely, what if something decides to chase me in my dreams how in God's name do you want me to escape? I have warned him, any day I encounter danger in dream and manage to escape in God's mercy, okwa nteta ehn njiri aru takasia ya ahu.

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    1. 🤣😀😂😅😂😀🤣

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    2. 😆😆😂😂 I don't understand the last few lines but I'm sure it will be funny

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    3. Aru adi gi? 😂😂😂🤣

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    4. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    5. I love cuddling but some positions are uncomfortable. Sometimes I stay in the position because I don't want to let go of the warmth. Na wa ooo, as if na by force, na wa for me ooo.

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  17. Calling me baby ignoring the fact that am married, oga I no be ur baby biko.

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    1. Ah, this one no join na.

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    2. Paprika haba !
      Let him enjoy his baby calling nahhhhhhh !

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    3. Thank you.

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    4. What about me that his whole organization knew as Babes, even ever before wedding ?

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  18. Licking ear
    Ear wax no be am

    Bursting pimples

    Smacking bottom

    Winking like say e get convulsion or Apollo

    Using everybody's nickname for you


    Scratch & sniff (forming relaxed with you😒)

    Putting pictures on status (no be everyone like display)

    Forcing particular outfits to massage rubbish ego (not everyone must wear mgbeke combo or colours in the wrong ensemble as it was bought)

    Picking teeth and belching forming free then smiling

    Farting nko

    Hugging that can dislocate ribs

    Handshake and scratching center of palm (🙄😑)


    Abbreviation of name shouted with high voice in the midst of absolute strangers (must we show our razzness)


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    1. Wawaaaaaaaaaas

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    2. Now this one carries the cup,choi🤣🤣

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    3. Smacking of bottom dey sweet me eeeh.

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    4. Lol!!! Na wow ooh, annon pls go to pluto, I'm sure na there your man dey, go there plss, you are in the wrong planet, or better still go create your own man, if you can oo.

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    5. 😂 😂 😂 😂
      You are very picky

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    6. O boy your own pass my own o

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    7. 😂🤣Hugging that can dislocate ribs

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  19. Eating in the same plate, especially okra or ewedu soup.

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  20. Licking my ear. I mean putting their slippery tongue in my inner Ear. Oh chim! I know a lot of people will say if it in my vjay now I won't complain, my people I also complain in that area o. The first person that washed. Y plate did a very bad job and I woke up with watery smelly vjay full of whitish yellowish stuff. I went for check up after trying self medication and guess what the doctors told me! Let me take break biko nu

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    1. Why didn't Stella moderate this comment now? But if I write that she can't cook comment no show. This is too much info for a familyish blog.

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    2. Anon 19.18 what is wrong with the comment?

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  21. PDA
    Plenty disturbance
    Not giving me my space
    Abegggggggggg

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  22. Imitating my tiny voice cos they think it's "sweet". 😠

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    1. Geez!!! Sounds creepy🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

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    2. Haaaaa, Americanah

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    3. 👀🙈 Have you got an accent? I am just curious

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    4. Very creepy!

      Eloquent, yeah, heavy native accent. 😁

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  23. Eating from each others mouth, yuck!

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    1. Na wa!
      Imagine if its ogbono soup and fufu or oats and boiled egg, so he will now chew it and pour in her mouth and then she will chew and pour back abi how is it done?

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    2. Red flag.

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    3. Even in my next life ehhhh I no go try am🤮🤮🤮🤮
      Also cannot allow him shave me never

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    4. in pregnancy he will shave down there...

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  24. Incessant texting. I know we want to be in contact daily, but ten or more texts per day is too much!!!

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    1. My own is poor and unintelligent texting. And not replying when we are obviously chatting. Only asking what I have eaten............. Nothing else to chat about......... If you aren't into chatting I think it is better being upfront about it.

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  25. Licking my ear all in the name of romance instead pilling spit in my ears
    Using my facial soap to bath
    Are you normal?😂

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    1. Communication is needed. I am guessing it is a guy and many don't know nothing about facial soaps. They often wonder why women spend a lot on cosmetics.

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  26. Please don't lick any part of my body,it reeks the hell out of me!!!

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    1. Babe not reeks, maybe irks?

      Can think of some parts of my body i don't mind getting licked. 😊😊😊

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    2. 🤣🤣🤣 laugh wan kiii me oh
      Meaning you must have a romance handbook for your hubby or boyfriend abi ? Titled......0
      "How To Romance Me"
      I know of a friend, that doesn't kiss, she never kissed her husband from dating days till over 2 decades in marriage now.
      So you are not alone sister.

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  27. Okay okay, ‘babe’ is where I draw the line. What’s wrong with babe?
    Touching bum randomly is super cute! I touch his bum too. ☺️

    Hydrogens, you tripping.

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  28. Using the same tooth brush, I really hate it.

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    1. I hope you also get disgusted by kisses, (and the biggest one) blow-jobs and head giving because if you do all this and find sharing toothbrush et towel annoying or disgusting then i don't know what to say to you.

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    2. Using the same tooth brush, that one is otokoto love.

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  29. Kai....naija girls, see all of them, na the same una go dey complain that nigeria men are not romantic, now i see.

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  30. Hydrogen this ur own no follow na, nothing wrong in all u listed above, except u are bitter and jealous.

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  31. What about when you guys are out with people around and he starts to look for you, asking everyone including your parents, "where is my wife, where is my wife" l will be like, and l have name oh !

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  32. Oh I forgot to add
    When we lying and facing each other to gist,after the gist please hold me from back instead. There's nothing romantic in us breathing into each other's nostrils exchanging breathes

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  33. Lol ! I just wrote this somewhere now, as in, "lyawo mi da" everywhere, the irking part is when my parents are asked that question. And l have a sweet name this man can call oh.

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  34. Lagos Mainland Girl6 July 2021 at 23:15

    Sharing toothbrush
    Sharing sponge(we can share soap o)
    Sharing towel

    E no mean say i no love you o

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  35. Hilarious comments 🤣😂😆😄

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  36. Funny comments.
    My wife is the type that likes sharing so we share towel, toothbrush, sponge, eat at the same time, eat swallow from the same plate - even if we dey fight o. Been doing that for the last 13 years

    As for me, I smack her bum, or touch her nipple every now and then - unless we are fighting :) In fact, if I don't do that for a while, she go ask me say wetin happen - say she don notice say i no dey touch am again!

    Different strokes for different folks, I guess

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    1. Oga dey touch'am o, e dey strengthen marriage o. No mind the village ones wey no fit play with their spouses.

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