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Friday, July 30, 2021

Hilarious Application Letter...

WHAT!!! .....  

This may be funny but this is the kind of English some Teachers are teaching your Children...



 

32 comments:

  1. I hate English I hate to write

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    1. I hate talking, but I loooooooove to write.

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    2. Gifty we are in the same boat.

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    3. This is why I hate it when people use "in the abroad." The English language spoken and written by today's Nigerian youth is TERRIBLE. I have been pleading on this blog that we should stop corrupting the English language in the form of a joke... Never mind that the guy is not Nigerian, most of our youth cannot communicate in good English.

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    4. I refuse to see that 'in the abroad' thing as anything other than a joke.

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    5. That " in the abroad" dey scatter my head like wtf ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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  2. Hahahahaha the guy don sentence himself.

    I remember when we dey public school ,(primary) the school teacher was teaching us good gooder goodest. Bad bladder baddest. Chai see happiness for children face thinking na good thing until I entered secondary school. Even I was really confused oo but God no put me to shame

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    1. Lol, mad, madder, maddest๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  3. I don't think English is his first language๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Nor his borrowed language๐Ÿ˜€
      Make him leave English for people way sabi

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  4. Most of these letters are made up. All the spellings are correct inside the letter. Just worded poorly. If it was real, you will also see the errors in the spellings. But then again, those of us that leave abroad are used to hearing Asians speak like this. Lol.

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    1. May you not "leave" abroad ๐Ÿ™

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    2. I got one application like that, it was so bad I saved it in my cloud account maybe someday I'll send it to Stella. And the boy made good results makes me wonder

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    3. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    4. No pun intended Anon 15:02, but most times when BVs attempt to correct English wrongfully used or spelt, they always end up making mistakes too๐Ÿ˜‚ He be like say they are jinxed...... you too now, you ‘leave’ abroad. Who knows the errors in my comment too๐Ÿคฃ

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  5. Princess Sarah30 July 2021 at 15:02

    ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  6. Kia
    I sentence myself to laugh

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. Can this be true or is it just for fun? A university graduate for that matter ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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  8. It's the I usually come part that tripped me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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  9. English is hard sha, He has sentenced himself already.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  10. English is hard sha, He has sentenced himself already.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  11. Laugh my nyash off.
    He killed it.

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  12. Looks deliberately written that way,but entertaining to read.

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  13. Thank God say Lagos State House of Assembly have signed into Law Yoruba Language as one of acceptable and speaking languages.

    Na by #force??? RIP to WAEC or WASSCE!

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  14. Seems like they used an English dictionary to translate from their original language. Cause this is badddddddddddddddddddd..lol

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