MONDAY In House News...

 I salute everyone!

ZINACHIMDI VALERIA CELEBRATES 1st BIRTHDAY.....

Zinachimdi is a Blog visitors daughter and she is a year old today Monday November 22,2021..

May God guide and guard your steps little one.... May he protect you from evil hands and wicked eyes and may he give you wisdom to tackle every day as you grow older.....

 

  Happy Birthday baby geh... what does Zinachimdi mean?

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Recipients From Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative 

of September 9,2021

I would like to contribute my widow’s mite to the individuals listed below (anonymously please). I was touched by their respective responses to the Chronical of Blog Visitor Narrative of September 9, 2021. Please do not contact them until I confirm that the money is in your account. Transferring money into Nigerian accounts can be quite challenging I have found.

KwinG 9 September 2021 at 16:18 (N30.00)

Risa 9 September 2021 at 17:21 (N20.00)

Zabeth Eagle 9 September 2021 at 21:48 (N15.00)

DafricanStore...Clean Snails,Grinded Egusi,Red oil, Stockfish etc

 September 2021 at 19:43 (N10.00)

tendermee 10 September 2021 at 00:10 (N10.00)

ms tee 9 September 2021 at 16:23 (N10.00)

Last born.9 September 2021 at 19:13 (N10.00)

 

 

Please mark your names down oh cos the email might delete.. As soon as i get the alert, I will instruct those concerned to send their numbers....

Thank you Angel KOOF.

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NAZIRITES INK


Two weeks ago, I challenged my pupils to write a book and three of them came up with a story Titled "Don't be lost in Love"; a story about a girl who got caught up in a wrong affairs. Very interesting read.


Watching those kids excel gave me goosebumps, gave me pure joy, I now understand why my former employer was near tears when I tendered my resignation letter in my previous workplace years ago, I probably wasn't conscious about how much I did to the lives of the kids there.


You see, I wrote my first book when I was 12, my younger sister was my first reader, she loved it so much, she wouldn't stop pestering me to write more.


In recent times, I remembered all of that and took that zeal to class to challenge the pupils. The girls are age 9, 8, 11. I plan on helping them edit it, to be published and launch alongside the school annual magazine.

These girls are champions, Girls on fire, I see them flying, I see another Chimamanda, I see Nobel Laurel winners in later years. I mirror myself in them, and now have a really clear picture of how I burned when I was their age, the passion! the enthusiasm! the rare gift!!!.. 

Wow! 

I am so fortunate to have these pupils believe me, to influence their lives in this manner would probably be my priced moments on this job, and i am beginning to think God has sent me to this world for a bigger purpose.

This is awesome, please let us also read when it is published...maybe we can donate something to encourage them...BVs abi?

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FROM SUNDAY IN HOUSE GISTS

Please at what stage of pregnancy do you inform your mother? It's my first pregnancy, and am 5weeks gone. Out of excitement I told my only sister and she told me to shut up that I don't have sense Am not suppose to inform anybody till 4months and she ended the call::

 Now I haven't told my mum Am confused and rely on Google I got folic acid yellow tablet thanks to online search I can't bend or sleep due to cramps I don't know who to guide or tell me what is safe except goggle Cause am waiting for four months. 

I hear am to register for antenatal at 3months Please when is it right to inform family of pregnancy. Am I wrong?

Informing anyone is a personal decision one has to make..... even though some leave out close friends, family members are always the first to know.... I think your sister reacted too strongly out of care.....

Its your choice to tell your mum or not... Them no dey hide pregnancy.

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DIASPORAN GIST


Yesterday my tafia friends and i go do window shopping for Ipercoop mall. Na bus we take go. Everybody get one excuse not to bring out car.

For Bologna discount don burst 10 to 50%. We say make we pray for naija where dem say everything dey go up, Ordinary to pray argument must dey, mi wey be quiet person wer i come go carry these friends from??? 

 Ngwa na make we go. Na so we enter bus, we kuku go occupy d place for 4 persons make italo no come sit down wit us. We sit down dey talk our confusion dey go wen suddenly we hear big long hiss for front near d driver, nai we move forward to know wetin happen. 

The italo mama dey tell d next person in ltalo say she nor know d lady., and she nor understand dat long kiss, the next stop,, d hissing lady come down, we forget Mall, follow her come down ..we come dey ask her. Wetin happen my dear???

She say the elderly woman stand nai she get up for her to sit, d mama still stand dey complain. Oya listen to us, na becos of you we come down make you nor for carry vex go house.

Italo nor dey respect their white hair elderly people. We know say u nor understand the mama. You don calm down she say yes, time don dey go midday, nai we decide to go sit down small for park, to remember wen we first understand say dem nor get respect for their old people.

My own na wen we stay with mother in law and father in law, Anything dem won do ,i go run go do am Family gathering nai worst, if i go help dem, families go dey laugh, Then hubby come explain say UNLIKE naija if you help elderly here eh its like you are calling dem handicap.
E- HUGS TO EVERYBODY YE.




Heheheheheh sweet gist...

 In Italy the old dont need your respect....

You dare not try this in Nigeria!!!

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STRANGE MARKS

Dear Stella,


Please kindly keep me anonymous.


Thank you for such a great platform .


As per the marks on the body hmmmmmm, it's definitely not medical , someone mentioned demosomething.... it's rather different. The medical angle are just skin types that are extremely sensitive to marks, you do not need to sleep before u see them , it reflects on any single contact abi.


This one is strange !


Contributing to the previous post on strange marks , mine was always always on my palms.... can you scratch your palms ? Iike 100 tiny razor cuts on your palms!! Sometimes I'd wake up very weak after dreaming of my former self acclaimed witch friend beating nonsense out of my body with so many other guys in the dream.


She wanted me to become a lesbian , physically I didn't become one but in the dream I sometimes saw girls luring me in the dream which thank fully to God , I always escaped .


Please pray very very very well. Don't even get tired . It's because you are a shinning star, the enemy send demons/jinns to pollute and defile you at night..... and then leave a trace to just depress u further .


When u wake up to pee , pray again just never stop praying . You carry so much greatness and there are forces assigned to make sure you miscarry your purpose.

Also , if u are involved in immorality...ah please fast fast stop completing....those are the passages they take to get through you.

God healed me o.




Na wah oooooooooooooooooooo

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 LAGOS PEOPLE, HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW LAGOS?


- Job interview - Lekki, Ajah, VI*

- Yahoo boys - Egbeda*

- Gift items - Adeniji*

- Coconut - Badagry*

-Direct bus to anywhere - Oshodi*

- Pepper - Mile 12*

- Chelsea fans - Ajegunle*

- Bread - Agege*

- Chemicals - Ojota*

- Agberos/Touts - Mushin*

- Accident - Otedola Bridge*

- Land for real estate - Ibeju Lekki*

- Okada riders - Mile 2*

- Traffic - Apapa*

- Bus parks - Jibowu*

- Stranded people - Berger*

- Roadside beggars - Iyana Oba*

-Olosho - Pekas Allen Avenue*

- Printing materials - Shomolu*

- Fish - Epe*

- Coffin - Mushin, Igbosere*

- GNLD marketers - Iyana Ipaja, Meiran*

- Electronics/DJ Mixes - Alaba*

- Phones/Laptops - Computer Village Ikeja*

- Beach -- Lekki, VI*

- Street lights - Festac*

- Suya - Obalende*

- Indian men - Ilupeju*

- Shoes and bags - Vespar*

- Car spare parts - Ladipo*

- Akube (second hand) - Yaba, Aswani*

- Christmas clothes - Balogun*

- Worst routes - Otta, Badagry, Sangotedo, Ikorodu*

- Best place to live in - Ikoyi*

- Best place to enjoy a plate of Amala - Shitta Surulere, Sabo Yaba*

- Most likely place to lose your wallet - Oshodi, Ojuelegba, Idumota, Obalende

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