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Tuesday, January 04, 2022

TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

 In house hailings.....











INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



My Christmas 2021 was more satisfying than I imagined. My son’s first birthday came a day before Christmas and I had to do almost everything myself, I was so exhausted but happy.

On Christmas day itself I practically did nothing and every one ate from the party’s left over because I refused to cook, abi now I can’t come and kill myself. It was nice having most of my family members over, it took me back to childhood.


 My step daughter was so bored, she kept pacing and asking to run errands, I couldn’t help but smile because I know she wanted to show off her Christmas clothes. I did that as a child too.

The day ended well and I resumed cooking by making a very large breakfast for the whole house on boxing day, my sisters kept asking what was the good news that would make me wake up so early and cook such a large meal for everyone. It was just that, I was so deeply grateful that I had my family around and I was happy. 


Slept exhausted .....



Happy 2022 to everyone!







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NAZIRITES INK

In this 2022, let your heart be full of gratitude. In all circumstance, thank God.


If you lost some things in 2021, God is the reason you have not lost everything. Never complain, instead, present your request with thanksgiving, just like Jesus did. He lifted up the few bread and fishes and gave thanks, then it multiplied.


Never murmur, God is ever angry with those who complain, the only reason God destroyed the Israelites is because they were complainers, so God destroyed them.

Instead of complaining, let your heart be full of thanks, and you will see God manifest in unimaginable ways,


Lastly, stay in the process of God, those who don't always fumble.





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IN HOUSE MEMO

It is more blessed to give than to receive.... Dont ever forget this!

God bless us all.


πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š



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DIASPORAN GIST




Beautiful Sdkers una good day ooh...

We go visit naija families wey return from their naija holidays, Everyone nai know the reason of their visit...My own be say i dey always hope for free dry fish and some ogbono.


D tory na about d mighty NAIRA ( hian dem don return again wit their tales of woe) how everything cost n bla bla..


Make una hold a second said mi. D Naira no be una mate oo... Currency wey una say e nor worth nothing, even without leaving naija, e nor fear una euro, Sterling, dollars,..E tanda dey wait make una change the foreign money.


As una come down from Plane the naira don ready for u. 

 D free trolley go turn to payment becos u nor get naira to slot in, U come go change foreign money, dem pack plenty naira for ur hand, Ur thought be say khai the money plenty oo .NA LIE.

D Trolley man nai begin the subtraction, from that time na so so minus every money weh you change go dey see.

D money you carry enter naija, naira don take everything from u. BUT u fortunate to see 2 or 3 naira banknotes weh clean and new, you keep am to show your oyibo friends, LAI LAI, Custom n immigration say wer u dey go wit dis small dry fish, Nigerians nor get to eat, u dey carry am go. 

U dey argue, u won lose ur flight, so u come give the new naira bank notes to dem.

Hurrah the NAIRA don win ooo, u dey board your flight without the strong forex u brought to Naija. U still dey think say the Naira na weak money?????

Well dem nor give me neither dry fish or ogbono, next time i go keep quiet.


Cheers Cheers Cheers.




This one na really konk pidgin and really funny... i pray you get fish and ogbono next time





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ATTENTION MEMO TO ALL


Hi Stella, 

 I haven't been able to view past the 1st page of your blog. Like i click the next page button but it doesn't respond. I have cleared cache and all but its same. Can you please check if there's a setting from your end??



BV MARTINS SAYS....

if you are having issues with using the "Next" or "PREVIOUS" Button on SDK BLOG, here is how to sort it out.

1) Switch on the "Rotate" Button on your phone

2) When you are on the Blog or any post and need to use the "Next" or "Previous" Button; Tilt your phone; then press the button..

This works on all phones irrespective of your screen resolution..

Hope this helps..







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PLEASE READ THIS


A Rabbit entered a shop and asked: "Do you have carrots?".

They said, "no we don't have."

The following day the rabbit came to the shop and asked again, "Do you have carrots?"

They replied angrily, " We said we don't have carrots, if you come back again asking for carrots, we gonna SINK A NAIL in your HEAD with a HAMMER!"

The third day the rabbit came yet again and asked, "Do you have a hammer? They replied, "NO."

He said, "What about nails?"

They said, "NO."

Then he calmly asked, "Do you have carrots?"

In the year 2022 don't let the devil scare you, he doesn't have anything. 

Just pursue your dreams.....


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108 comments:

  1. God’s already seen every mistake, every failure, every weakness, and the good news is He’s already forgiven you. He’s not holding it against you. He’s waiting to see how long you’re going to let the accuser make a slave of you. How long are you going to live guilty and condemned, thinking you’ve blown your future? How long are you going to ask for forgiveness for the same thing?

    REMEMBER SAY: NA PERSON WEY GIVE UP,FUCK UP.
    AIDS IS REAL,USE CONDOM.
    SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION.

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    1. BVmartins, please help me out. How do l make all the numbers in my email to be in my iPhone contact?.

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    2. Hi Anon 14:27

      1) On your iPhone,Go to Menu,then scroll and click on "Settings"

      2) Scroll down and click on "Mail" then click on "Accounts",then click "Add Accounts"..

      3) Sign in to your email with password and after its successful all contacts will appear on that iPhone contact..

      You can then choose to "Copy and Paste" permanently to sim or phone(optional since it's already appeared)

      Hope this helps..

      @MARTINS

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  3. Divine Health Confessions!!

    By the power of God’s Spirit, I’m reigning in life–in my health, finances, job, and every area of my life. I walk in the victory and dominion of Christ today. I manifest life, glory, and excellence in every fiber of my being, and I grow from strength to strength every day.

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  4. D meme ...
    God pls pick my calls

    God bless the givers

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  5. Good afternoon everyone πŸ’•
    How is your day going?

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  6. Good afternoon. The pidgin write up is superb. Well done.

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  7. Hello from me to you.

    A positive mind and a grateful heart. Have a lovely day.

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  8. If there's one gift you can give yourself this year, it's to learn Confrontational Management. It's the ability to not feel the need to raise your voice when an argument isn't favouring you or to get defensive and insulting because someone doesn't agree with you.

    Hello IHN πŸ’ž❣️

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  9. Belated Happy birthday to your son@motherhood.


    Hello IHN!

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  10. Good afternoon my peopleπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  11. I got home today and my neighbor was beating his kid seriously, at first i looked away but then, i couldn't help it, the helpless and poor kid was crying out loud, all she needed and prayed for at that moment was someone to come plead on her behalf.
    I knocked the door, the dad didn't open, i had to open the door myself, i held the dad saying....please it's enough, haba, he's still a kid, what did he do?
    The dad stopped and looked at me, he said, my brother, i said....Naaaaam, my brother, i said....naaaaaam, he said...My brrrrrrrrrrrrrother...i said Naaaaaaaaaaaaaam..... he said how can i pay hefty sum of amount all at once for my son's school fees and i told him to sing me a nursery rhymes and my own son started singing......"Pata Iyabo, woti lo"
    I say....Arrrrrgh...Egbayen ope meji?(da cane no reach two?)

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    Good afternoon to you allπŸ’‹πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ˜

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣 Please someone should translate the Yoruba,I didn't understand but it is funny already πŸ˜‚

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    2. Lols 🀣🀣🀣🀣
      #sponge,it means iyabos pant

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    3. Eehe, that one sef na nursery rhyme now, abeg free the boy must everybody sing oyinbo own, it is call tin wa tin wa πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

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  12. That diasopran gist was a pain to read. The gist will still be sweet with English na. Please, in case of next time

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    1. I had a hard time reading ☹☹☹☹ I need to learn how to read and understand pidgin

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    2. I don't even understand the post at all

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    3. Yes,it was difficult to read but I read to the end sha.Please give us more gists in English

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    4. 🀦🀦
      And I'm madam pidgin English! Very konk one

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    5. I couldn't read it,I no even understand sef. I just leave am before I go get headache

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    6. The pigin didn't flow at all couldn't finish reading it.

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    7. I started and stopped immediately

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  13. Hello everyone.
    Let me officially wish y'all a happy new year. Go and prosper.

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    1. A big Amen @sunshime and you too

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    2. Happy new year Sweetheart ������������ God bless you richly ��

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  14. I want to marry before next month. I don't have a babe now.i like oyibos it is very positive over there.but here..hmmmm

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    1. I don't know why this made me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. When you are ready to marry. You will know

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  15. Pleasant afternoon lovelies

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  16. IHN
    It is more blessed to give to receive.... Dont ever forget this!
    God bless us all. Amen
    πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

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  17. IHN is here. Little harmattan here and there. Hopeful for better days. Believing God for that miracle that sound like a lie.


    Positive mindset always.

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  18. The last post πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ. Thats the right spirit.
    Happy new year Fam ❤

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  19. Sunny 🌞 day it is peepsπŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ˜˜
    Good day guys😘

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  20. IHN is here.
    The cold in Jos is on another level, please sun I need you here.

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  21. IHN is here.
    The cold in Jos is on another level, please sun I need you here.

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  22. Nazareth Ink,all you wrote on Thanksgiving is what works for me.Even when things are going the way I want,Thanksgiving opens doors of blessings for me.✌✌✌

    Lemme translate in pidgin
    "If where you dey no pay you,move as you no be tree"πŸ˜…

    Good afternoon BlogFam

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  23. Good Afternoon Honourable Blog Visitors 😊 ✨

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  24. So i entered into H-medix to buy wellwoman plus. Quiet expensive but one of my resolves this years is to take good care of my health. I already served my mum and siblings the memo. Until i get married and have children, please (i still put please on top my money oo) nobody should ask me for money. I already settled my younger ones and mum in business (it is left for them to do the business or not). This new year and beyond will be for me and mine. It will be about using my money to take care of myself. If you people are the ones stopping me from getting married and having kids so that i will be spending my money on you, it will be revealed this year. I wish you all well.

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    1. Self love is very important my sister πŸ˜™

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    2. 14:27, you really don vex. This got me laughing..



      Lovelace

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    3. I thought wellwoman plus is for above 50? You need to buy the ones appropriate for age to avoid adverse effect.

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    4. Anon 15:12, sorry its Wellwoman Max.

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    5. You did well. Wellwoman max is very good, it's almost 10k per pack here

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    6. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "4 January 2022 at 19:56

      Wellwoman max is 10500 here and very good for all ages except teens

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    7. Oh ok, well done. 16:02 Yes to self care and maximum self love!

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  25. The rabbit post, that is determination and desperation together.

    Diaposrian gist, the pigin really konk. May you get your ogbono next time.

    Life of a woman going through motherhood, belated happy birth to your son.

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  26. IHN is here

    Pray God heals those who are sick this period and give us all good health long life and prosperity

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  27. Work resumes tomorrow but my body, spirit and soul is still in holiday mood.

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  28. Good afternoon people. Welcome IHN. Happy belated birthday to your son@ motherhood writer.
    The attitude this year is gratitude.
    @diasporan gister, the pidgin too konk, it took the sweetness out of the gist, though i enjoyed the construction.
    Thank you Martins, because i also have the same problem.
    Enjoy the rest of your day my good people.

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  29. Motherhood poster:The family togetherness is one thing I also cherish during festive seasons.

    Nazarites ink:Thanks for this post.'God is the reason we haven't lost everything"-RhemaπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘

    Diasporan gist:Please give us more gist from abroadπŸ™

    Thanks Martins for the solution you proffered.I also have same problem so I usually change to desktop version whenever I want to read previous posts.Thanks again for coming through for us😍😍🀩.

    The signout meme is so on pointπŸ‘.

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  30. The way I'm still vexing ehn because of that shawarma that I ate 19th of December 2021 at 5PM. 😑😑
    See ehn I'm warning all of you if you know you do not know how to make Shawarma, go and sell dodo ikire or roasted yam.
    Do you understand me clearly? 😑😑😑
    Not that you will be chooking coleslaw inside bread and calling it sha.wa.ma and scamming people of their hard earned money. Rubbish. 😑 I said God wii punish you.

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    1. The question is,how much was the sharwama you bought?

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    2. I hate to eat bad sharwama,that's why I don't buy from just anywhere.So sorry

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    3. 15:02 Whether what the post bought was 2k or 20k ,the important thing is if you are offering a service give VALUE FOR MONEY. SIMPLE. Even an imbecile shd understand that. We allow too much mediocrity and rubbish by asking stupid question' how much you buy am sef'? we are not talking of fiber wig, this is food.

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    4. 1445 🀣🀣🀣

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    5. Pele Anon, next time ask for testing.

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    6. Pele o anon15.16.If you buy cheap article,you expect lesser value for your money,argue with your keyboard,mbok!!

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    7. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "4 January 2022 at 19:58

      hahahahahahaha abeg dey calm down jor next time quietly buy bread and dodo or akara this is new year!

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    8. 18:16 Don't be daft even if you grew up as such. So 2.5k is cheap in your dictionary?
      Is there anything like a cheap shawarma abi are you confusing shawarma with meatpie? Mtsheww.
      Please get lost abeg. People will be commenting with their buttocks.

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    9. 1.11,go and hug your transformer,opportunity,stupid moron,oloshi,oponu way no get sense,werey day disguise🀣🀣,you have forgotten to take your drugs again,better shut your dirty trap before you tear your clothes,bitter thing🀣🀣

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  31. Good Afternoon Beautiful People! That diaspora gist will be sweet in soft Pidgin,hmmmm school runs has commenced,almost closing time

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  32. Good afternoon one big family❤❤

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  33. Good day everyone. So I have been following this Kim Kardashian and Kanye's gist back to back, all I can say is that Kim really is a h**. Like I've always liked her, rooted for her and all, but why can't she just forgive her husband whom she birthed 4kids for?. He admitted he fucked up, tried to make amends but she isn't even giving him face, all because of that small boy peter davidson she's currently dating. Someone she's way older than. I don't just get how this white people think, does she not know that peter is just having fun with her? I'm soo pained honestly. 😑😑😑 I just pray Kanye finds happiness everlasting.

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    1. Supernova,you that is not a h**,drink water and face front,judge judy.

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    2. I am very certain that if Kylie births her baby whom i guess will be a boy, she will kick her baby daddy off. Even khloe that was doing join body again with her baby daddy, she was just trying to see if she could get pregnant again.

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    3. But Kanye is also dating others na and it may not be easy to be married to someone like him.I think kim is also just having fun like her boytoy

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    4. May God forgive you @supernova for judging a matter you know nothing about.

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    5. She wears the shoes so she knows where it pinches .

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  34. I can relate to the motherhood story...
    Its new year and we have sweet memories which were moments we hoped wouldn't end hahaha anyway the hustling and bustling continues in a different mood. Time to make money and make every moment worth your try.
    You all stay blessed and safe.

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  35. Love the rabbit story.
    The diasporan pidgin pass me o, didn't get the gist.

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    1. As in couldnt go past the 1st line. Can't afford a headache. Too expensive.

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  36. Good afternoon people 😍.

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  37. BV Martin please I need your help. I've been getting a notification to upgrade my HUAWEI πŸ“± since last two months but I'm afraid that I might lose all my data. Is that what will happen if I upgrade it?? Cause they said it is for better functioning of the phone.

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    1. Hello @15:12..

      There is nothing to worry about;upgrade is different from "Reset" or "Flashing".

      Upgrade will increase functionality,user interface and much more while all your previous Data remains intact..

      Flashing or Reset will remove all previous Data hence why you need to have a backup before proceeding..

      So kindly go on and enjoy..

      Hope this helps..

      @MARTINS

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  38. How do I kill procrastination from my life completely? I want 2022 to be a different year for me I need a job tired of living a life of lack and want.

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  39. good afternoon blogfam. join us in the new year prayers

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  40. Good afternoon bvs, even with the sun the weather is so cold here, i love harmattanπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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  41. IHN ... Ekabo oooo. Diaspora poster kilode? My head is aching me now, who send me ooo

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  42. My own is how do I identify sweet paw paw?? Ehn? See paw paw I bought tasting like cocoyam in my mouth. I don't know which mountain aboki pluck this kind pawpaw. Fill size pawpaw tasting like newspaper. This us what happens everytime I buy pawpaw. Waste of money.

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    1. That is what is going on with all the foods. No taste again. Sweet potatoes tasting like yam. If to say na sweet yam, shebi e for good.

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  43. 2022 starting on a not too good note for me.was informed this morning my side business(poultry) has gone down the drain.Am exhausted and tired..No be so me and God take talk am..Entrepreneurs I give you people kudos.Jusy said I should invest in this business when salary barely meets one's need..End of Rant..Goodafternoon..

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    1. Sorry dear, may you gain back all that was lost. It is well

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  44. I love the rabbit and carrot story

    Stella thanks for sharing

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  45. I know it's coming late.....Happy New year everyone πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

    I missed this blog

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    1. Madame koinkoin A.K.A "PeaceMaker "4 January 2022 at 20:02

      Happy New year to you Ryrygold.

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  46. Something makes me laugh that I can't stop laughing . Seems there is 'mumu spirits around. Once you give them a chance to enter your house, everybody in your house will start dey 'mumu'
    Many are mad few are roaming.
    Check your mental Health.
    Few are normal in this Lagos.

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  47. " If you don't like where you are move,you are not a tree"...Word

    Even if they tied you rope ,cut the rope and flee you are not Zombie.You need nobody to tell you ,unless you have no brain.

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