MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings.......

IN HOUSE MEMO....

What is the reason for all the disagreements in the comment sections? Ladies, if the men here have a different opinion, then state yours and leave them alone nah... I feel the attack on them is too vicious cos of the kinds of words used...make una take am easy cos its not easy for me abeg una..

I am not taking sides but asking nicely that it is toned down, its becoming toxic!

God bless you all.....

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD



So I started growing my hair out and few weeks ago I decided to make my hair just to look different ....

I went to the salon and my hair was woven and crocheted, it was quite painful. I expected the pain to reduce after few days and used painkillers but the pain got worse, I started to feel feverish so I yanked it off.

Few days ago I decided to give it another try so I went to the salon again , I made another hair style and the pain has been crazy. I noticed that when the hairdresser was making my hair she was in a rush, she didn't make the back of the hair properly so they fell off when I got home.

I had to go back to fix it. I am going through the pain again. When I went to make my hair this time around, I noticed a pattern, that every Saturday my hairdresser is always in a rush. She does everything to turn down jobs and does a shoddy work with the one she does. This is my fourth Saturday in her shop, I normally just wash or retouch my hair.

This was the first time I would take my time and she does this so that she can attend parties. I was surprised, guess some people are wired that way.

So far I have been managing the hair pain with painkillers it’s just day two, I don’t know if I would be able to endure for one or two more weeks. It’s not helping that my kids won’t stop pulling my hair and I can’t find a comfortable sleeping position but I am trying to see how long I can go before yanking it off.





Your hair dresser turns down Jobs or makes bad hair on Saturday so that she can attend parties? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha 

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SISI SENAPONIS COLUMN


I hail o my fellow SDK yard people dem dem!


How una dey?


Stellacocoscopic...I greet ooo!

With all the hustu and bustu wahala for City and the rate wey people just dey miss anyhow for road.
I say make i give una one tori wey happen to person wah know back in the days before dem carry her go.


This lady dey always comot house around 5am go tanda for Ojuelegba bustop, to go work for Victoria Island, Lagos.

The resumption time na 6:30am, their Manager nor dey waste time knack person query!


So dem go do meeting for 1hour, 15mins for staff to take position for counter, 15mins to prepare for door opening to customers.
Fiam! 8 o' clock don knack!


The kain pressure to meet target for that time no be small matter! She go call me and members of her family, begin threaten us to come buy market wey our salary for 12months nor fit clear. Jesus abeg O!


Sometimes, her matter be like person wey wan carry waist trainer advertise give Mr Ibu?? Or person wey wan sell Manual on 'How to pamper your daughter-in-law' give Mama Gee inside film! Abeg na how una reason am?!


As girls dey accept complimentary cards from customers, dey go lunch and dinner after and during office hours no be here o!


Even the male staff too nor dey carry last to dey compliment their Mama age-mate say 'you look 21,Gorgeous!'. Choi! You go hear, when do you get off work handsome?! Here's my card!


Na for that City there, she dey see say person wey him job na to just wake up, wear clothe, look fine, begin waka upandan like 'spirit wey dem thief him pikin', no job, nothing o!


Dem go carry better complimentary card wey get 'expensive aroma' give any potential mugu inside any hotspot especially, working class ladies out for lunch or a business lady on a leisure trip.


You go see card wey dey scent like Dubai, fit just be All-black with inscriptions like:
Jona C. Nineveh, under him name you go see CEO, Whale Rogue Inc...followed by an International phone number, wey the simcard nor dey see ordinary light of day o!
Simcard wey get timetable inside phone! *clickstongue*


The Man go then say, Erm.. let me have your phone, I'll dial my local digit init.


And some young girls nor get sense say, the Android wey dey their hand get something wey get sense pass dem (Google), wey dem suppose use go check and balance the person profile!


Na when the villian don near dem, chop dem, clean mouth, dem go see say the House for Banana wey he carry dem go, na property wey Bigman give him friend dey find buyer for!


The period wey the house nor dey available, wey the real Agency wan show potential clients, na to tell the victim say he nor dey country...or he carry dem go another house for Ikoyi...Begin use borrowed properties acquire real ones! Choi!


And some single working class ladies wey time don dey go for marriage dat time, na so dem dey jam these kain men O! Wey dey package with their friend properties.


Small time na the lady go begin use her savings dey pamper the guy make another woman nor collect am. After she don show the man off to her fellow single friends.
Those kain men dey always fine, speak better English and their dress sense na die!


Na dem dey get access in and out of the creme de la creme places for Lagos City o! Most times sef na their connect or friends dey manage or get those places...So na complimentary something dey arrange codedly!


Nne, nor be regular complimentary o, na the one wey na their friends wey get the lounge or restaurant go come clear their bills after after!


Time wen Tab don dey full and running over! We dey see dem plenty back in the days na!
Some go even rubbish Bartender and Waiter for woman front o! Choi! Staff wey sabi your parole! Say na ontop credit! God dey!


Small time wen the lady see say the guy nor get anything, time go don too go, to end the thing!


Shame sef nor dey gree some innocent ladies to tell people. Na so dem go continue to dey do 'breadwinner' while the scammer go dey carry the money spend for other girls wey him really really like fa!...
Una see wetin unnecessary pressure on top single ladies between that kain 35-50 dey cause! Abeg make una dey leave dem alone o! Na only God sabi better husband wey dey come for road, biko!


Na yeye men like that, dey enter my friend office, dey find potential mugu & target among dem customers wey dey come the office and potential baby girl among dem young female staff wey dey work for the office. Una see am!


Back to the office matter o jare...


If customer make mistake report you like this, na from HQ you go receive mail! Dem go copy like 1million people.


By then, top, top people for management already conclude say the Staff 'nor jor get sense' before dem even meet you face to face! So sack nor dey mean anything for dia side!


HR sef go just dey comot query left, right and centre for person file!
Na you sef go ask HR may she jor pity you, give you transport go house!


Some celebrities wey dey show for dem office dey sabi throw tantrums like 6year old pikin, once nobody give dem face or idolize them above other human beings, wey first dem come...na to declare war begin lose home training!
Some celeb go dey find staff or customer wey wan follow dem snap picture. That time na only Facebook really dey outside, like that, like that!


Even though these ones wey dey find attention that time na upcoming, wey do wakapass, but na dem get bad character pass!You famz dem na insult! You nor famz dem na ridicule!


I even hear say one celebrity slap dem female staff! On top say she tell celeb say her card declined twice.
The Staff say make celeb sidon sort her card issue while she attend to other people on the 'kwi'...And the staff geh natural loud voice like thick, man own!
She land the poor geh slap nor be play! Na the voice make am be like insult!

Na those kain people wey usher dey like put near loud speaker on Sundays! Dey nor sabi keep secret cos dey nor get tempo.


Na manager wey nor dey use eye see fine woman, go carry the angry bird...sorry celeb, enter him office begin behave like pikin wey see Coaster Biscuit...
Their Manager wey go dey speak English wey enter keke go Poland!


I don go her office before, so I been use my own eyes see different characteristics of wetin God create and wetin circumstance don remix!


Persin wey get blood pressure for Family history nor fit work for dia o! Hian! Na like market place wey everybody carry shakabula come!


If high value customer come, wey another staff dey eye come follow you talk...My friend say na make you nor make mistake leave your food or water look another place o! Hmm..say nor be friendly match o! Dem dey go work with bullet proof and dagger!


One time wey trailer spoil for bridge enroute Island from Mainland, this 'very wise' a girl carry okada from Ojuelegba reach V.I!


Stella, imagine dat kain risk o!
When she come house teh me, be like mah carry broom flog her!


Okada people make better money, almost buy Ferrari that period o!...lols.


As manager dey pressure my friend to come and 'collect' inside him office, na so customer dey wink-wink for counter! She nor dey gree me sleep for night!


Na lamentation upon Chronicles! Small time na me go begin dey feel depressed, she go dey feel relieved as she don offload her frustration, come begin snore! Na me no go come see sleep sleep again!
When Jesus say cast your burden on me, he get why! I nor even know as therapists dey take sleep for night!


The bobo wey she wan marry dey him parent house, he nor even get better hustle! Still dey latch for him Mama bwess at 35!


He geh luck say him Mama never watch any Eagle documentary that time! Wey Mother Eagle go do like say she wan carry her pikin go lick ice cream, as dem reash outside, na so Mother Eagle go drop the pikin from Up! Up!


Abeg make una teh me if this kain pikin wey she call husband-material go fit comot wings and fly?! Person wey fit use small pikin scooter for staircase.


He lazy nor be Small! Ordinary church mass, we nor dey see am! Choi! But him mama too nice and fine abeg! Fine woman at almost 70! Omalicha! Egovin! Na better MIL, na the pikin jor ment small. We say we go manage am.


Their marriage plans jor be like the City of Babel! Everybody just dey speak wetin dem like, he nor Mata if you understand or not, mouth sha just dey in motion! Action na impossibility.


One fateful day, thieves come rob for our area, so she nor fit comot house until day break small. Me I nor even bother go work as na my off day.


I just relocate go parlour go sleep! Because when this my friend wan prepare for work like this, she fit empty one whole bottle of anointing ontop her self. So she go fit meet target for the day and, begin bind all the demons wey carry her manager placenta, wey he nor dey use eye see woman!


Abeg, when she come carry bag, comot for house, who the demon go come show pepper inside room!?


Nor be me and you! I go carry my wrapper kwantinue my sleep for parlour!


She reach office for 7am, with plenty risks involved o! Hanging ontop okada with backpack and pashmina wey almost cover okadaman face on top express! Three people on top okada for express!


Manager still knack am better query wey get Habanero pepper!


He tell her say her 'himalaya monkey-looking suit' from 'Super' dey rumpled and the creature wey curl and die ontop her head dey very unpresentable!
He say make she go back house, change and come back office before 8am when office go open for business!

Person nor fit go through dat kain journey make the suit even dey normal! He nor possible! Wey two men squeeze person, front and back on top okada! One hand dey hold handbag, the other one dey try hold wig!


Even the Yaki wey she carry for head don 'flip' with the kain cold wind on top third Mainland Bridge!


Na to soak that wig inside hot water for 12 full months!
Meh the wig rest from the humiliation wey im don face for that office! After, make she dig ground, give am befitting burial!


Na only palm oil remain wey she go rub the wig as the thing get the spirit of disobedience inside!
I still dey ask her if she pay complete money to buy the wig because, we almost begin borrow Rake from Landlord brush that wig!


Na another male staff sha help her beg manager!

So the unfortunate next day, she tanda for Jibowu around 5am. Na im my friend enter one chance, wey kidnaper/ ritualist carry her go o!

Stella, make I go pour water for body. I dey come with the main kidnapping tori!



Hahahahahahahahahaha permit me to say you are an idiot... I have laughed and laughed and laughed.. Your stories are always too long but really sweet and funny... We are blessed to have you and the others...


I know you already sent some but please the other ones, epp us and reduce it....

Thanks.

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BLOG VISITOR MEMO TO ALL BLOG VISITORS ON KIDNAPPINGS

Seriously a lot is happening that some of us haven’t come out to say our stories doesn’t mean we were not victims too but thank God for life in 2021 I went to supervise my uncles project in the village and after all on my way back March 26th right inside Abuja , zuba to be precise I saw a taxi 9:45pm,and decided to board it with one gal whom we both entered same bus from Enugu state, since we were both going to kubwa ,not knowing it was the biggest mistake of my life 

My instinct felt odd about the taxi but I didn’t listen ..just immediately after zuba, that sharp bend, the taxi stopped pretending to have car issuesand the lady sitting next me started telling me she suspects the driver ,seems he got bad motives..

I quickly hid my fone in my bra b4 we could realise it, he brought out cutlass and guns ordering us to come out of the car 

while we came out about 5 guys came out from the big gutter and that was when we knew it was all planned.

We had entered wrong taxi. they started taking us rightwards inside that bush, cars were passing and I tried to scream for help but no one stopped ,I was frightened and thought of my poor mum.

My fone vibrated many times on my chest,I cried, I was traumatized

could not help my self cos the all had guns and cutlass that side of zuba is dark no light 

When they walked a certain distance they made us sit on the floor, the lady with me was trying to whisper to me that we should run but I didn’t answer her in my mind I said run with this guys, the guys spoke Hausa to each other, soon two left us and we were with four guys.

 I kept praying inside my mind, I said God this can’t happen to me, my mum and siblings would not be able to take this pls help me 

I promise to always follow my spirit/mind

few mins later I saw this babe I was with kick one of them on his manhood and the other on his hands and manhood, the other with me rushed to use cutlass on her and she kicked them too. she held me and she said ''run run run'' I told her babe I can’t I am traumatized

She held me forcefully , dragged me and started pulling me so I summoned courage to run.. they chased after us saying ''we shoot we shoot'' she told me keep running .

I remembered my mum ,my siblings and I ran so hard til we got to the park with  tears in our eyes….i ran leaving my luggage. I lost all I had and only my fone was with me .

We agreed to go to the police station the next day, It was in the police station I realised she was a soldier …oh my God that’s how he used her to save me, 

 I am alive and thankful 

 

For 4 solid months, I was indoors crying and thanking God each day .

one thing I have learnt is, when bad things want to happen, God sends signals to us ,our mind feels this discomfort ,please learn to follow that mind that tells you not to.......

Thank God for you!!!!

It is also probably fear that prevents most people from making a run from their kidnappers.. they just sit down and keep negging God to save them....

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FROM FRIDAY NIGHT POST

Stella and bvs I'm not happy,

I'm just sad and thinking of how to take my own pond of flesh. I'm married with kids, my hubby used to do sch runs before but kept complaining of how stressful it was for him.

To the glory of God he bought a car for me, not my dream car but it's ok. I resumed sch runs, go to my weddings without bothering him and stuff. I noticed he started complaining that I don't stay one place, always driving about town. I went to a wedding last yr, packed car in d parking lot.

After party finished I walked to where I packed my car, my people car disappeared, my car was stolen. I cried like a baby that day. When I finally got homey hubby was consoling me. saying maybe God wants him to buy a bigger and better one for me. He begged me to stop crying.

He started leaving his car for me to do sch runs or attend my stuff. It just lasted for a month, oga changed, doesn't allow me near his keys. i maintain face my okada and keke. There's this his best friend that I recently became close to his wife. She visits and spends time with me. 

So last Week she told me that she wants to leak a secret to me but I should promise not to spill. In fact I assured her that I won't spill. Only for this woman to open up to me that that my car that was stolen was a plan by my hubby. That he arranged for the car to be driven from the wedding and took it to her house before finally selling it. That my hubby complained that since he bought d car for me, my nyash no dey stay one place. I'm heartbroken, to think he was even consoling me. Now I want revenge. i want to arrange for boys to steal his car too. i must revenge......

Please let us know whatever you do because this sounds like a movie... Your husband get mind oooooo

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