TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS...

 Hailings.....

 

IN HOUSE MEMO.....

Hello House........

I hope that the day is going on as planned?

My PA will call some of you on the phone as soon as i send her the list of those to call for something important... Please pick all your call this week oh.... If you miss her call, you miss it....

My friend in the US gisted me that her Oyibo friend called her to tell her that her Cat almost died but an emergency operated saved it.... My friend said her friend was crying.. After their talk she discovered that 7k dollars was paid for the operation on the cat.....7k dollars for cat? Hmmm people dey try!!!

How much be that for naira so?

Enjoy the rest of the day.....

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD




A friend posted how she will be going on a child free vacation once her baby is six months old and that is all I have been daydreaming about. I can only dare to imagine spending a few days being pampered without my kids or worrying about them( if that’s even possible).

So in the last few days I have been planning an imaginary vacation, I have a nice schedule in place too. So first thing first, I would check in to the hotel early, shower and just sleep. I mean sleep uninterrupted without tiny voices screaming mommy and tiny hands and feet poking me.

First thing the next morning after devotion, I will order breakfast and eat while in bed, call everyone and sleep again. Wake up have brunch, go to the spa get facials, manicure, pedicure and most importantly deep tissue massage done.

After this I would have a large dinner speak to everyone, pray and sleep for at least twelve hours. Wake up continue the cycle at least for a week, would go sightseeing, shopping and long walks.

I don’t know when I will be able to do this, a year, five years or ten years from now maybe, but whenever I have the opportunity to do this I will for sure but for now a girl is allowed to dream.

I don’t mind going on this kind of vacation with the whole gang sef, I don’t need an exotic location, going to a nice hotel in Lagos , beach, spa and all with someone to handle the kids will do but No!

 I really think a child free vacation is better. Let me keep enjoying my dreams and imagination in my alone moments. It is relaxing.







Make it happen soon, you really need it.

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SISI SENAPONI'S COLUMN

Una weh done o my people.

Dearest Stellalimpopo, how market today?

I remember one house wey dey near my former house for City.

The house na old bungalow but dey come sell am give Developers when the owner and him wives die at old age.

Na so Developers level the Graves with concrete and build better two storey building on top and carry Tenants put inside.

Na so I come from village rent one room for the next compound.

I meet one young lady wey we from come from the same hometown. Make i no lie you O, the first 2 months for that house, things begin work together well for her no be small.

Some other young Tenants even marry, buy car, open shops etc within a space of 6 months in the house. My friend collect promotion from office, dem even double her salary that time.

The house get good luck for body no be small.

Not until one night wey I say make i quick go find fuel put for my generator, na as I dey come house I see say one tenant for next compound don kill a sick-looking cow and spread the blood for their gate entrance.

Wey be say the thing dey impossible to enter or comot the compound without crossing or stepping on the blood.

Few days later, the pikins of the real owner of the house come the compound to fry Puff Puff abi na Akara for their Papa remembrance.

Make i no lie you O Stella, since that month wey dem do those two events for that house, nothing dey work well again for the tenants again except the tenant wey kill cow.

Problem start for work for my friend, customers no gree pay as dem sef no see money to pay or patronize the woman wey open provisions store.

Every where come tight like something else. The tenant wey get car begin fall sick. He lean no be small. I see am for road resemble HIV patient. Person way dey mingle with celebrities with better money and connect. He quick pack comot for the house that time. Be like person don warn am to relocate.

Na when time reach to collect NEPA money, Tenants go begin fight and beg NEPA officials as na only the tenant wey sacrifice cow dey see money pay and the rest na half and half.

Stella, na there I take see say, something don dey truly happen for that compound.

Na as my friend come my compound we begin discuss, she lose her job begin find money to even buy ordinary Garri chop. Person wey her house na Land of food before. Choi...the matter shock me no be small o. I no come even get much to assist her with but we dey rough am together that time.

My own neighbour wey be elderly woman na Im come tell me and my friend say the house don dey bewitched from prosperity. Na the woman tell us the secret behind the house as she don dey live for that area for more than 10years.

She tell us say the Tenant wey kill cow no be the first time o, say he don dey do am since and will 'kwantinu' until Power Jam Power! She say na wetin he dey use divert other tenants blessings and virtues to himself and his business.

Stella, to rent house inside city in this country, na the grace of God o!

Developers wey build bedroom on top Graveyard of Landlord and his three wives and level with block and cement!

Innocent tenant go dey battle unknown spirits and forces inside house.

I even heard some children will give developers go ahead to exhume the bones of their late parents and discard it anywhere. Just for the million naira cheques they will get.

If in the future, they ask those children to go and appease or pray on their parent's graveside, abeg na where dem wan go? I no know if na greed or wetin?

Some person even argue say Government no suppose allow people dey bury landlord or land owner's family on any property.

So after person don suffer finish carry block, sell pepper, buy land and build house finish. Na pikin wey never even fertilize go carry the house sell and collect cheque. Choi!....

Nne, May God restore all our lost blessings for us o. May we not use our money to rent house or shop wey go swallow person destiny O!

I say make I gist una small.

So who is that Tenant that killed the cow? how come nobody in the house noticed it and you did? what was the killing the cow about and why did the kids fry akara in the house? I dont understand 

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*SIX GREATEST LIES IN NIGERIA*

*1. Bail is free*
*2. One Nigeria*
*3. Police is your friend*
*4. Youths are leaders of tomorrow*
*5. Education is the key to success*
6 *. The court is the hope of a common man*

Which of these lies vexs you pass? Nah all vexs me eeeeeh

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PINKYS CORNER
Greatest Mistake Ever


I got to my house around 9pm yesterday from where I got to do implantation of something (story for another day). Thank God it went well because it is a blessing from God.


On getting to my gate, I heard noise from my landlord's apartment but as amebo, I asked my wife to go inside so I could just go there and check if there was no problem because in there was hot(I mean the noise na another level). When I got there, I met a particular guy or let me say man that I have been seeing for long and what I noticed is, whenever he wants to go into the landlady's apartment, he do sneaks in like a thief(Reasons l don't know).


I thought he was the landlady's son but never knew he is an inlaw(he is married to the landlady's second daughter). The issue is, he has been staying with them since 2016 without even planning to get his own apartment and not only that, he stays there with his wife and two children.


The landlady's second to the last born who happens to be a male(a guy for that matter) and also a womanizer comes home with different ladies, uses the in-laws things anyhow without taking permission, goes into the room, open their pot of soup to entertain his visitors. The sister's husband got angry over the last one he did on Saturday (based on what I heard from him). He went into their room and took the remaining soup the wife(his sister) left for the husband and when he came, he had nothing to eat which cause the little rift.


The mother in-law was seen and heard clearly supporting her son for that wrongful act and the son also standing fit to beat his sister's husband if he decides not to leave that house yesterday night. In order to make peace, I told him stylishly to come sleep over at our apartment then he can find his square root the next day.


Now: What do you advice such person in this case because I faulted him when he came to my apartment for even agreeing to stay with his in-laws not even for a night but since 2016. He gave several reasons and told me the challenges he was passing through but I told him clearly that, it wasn't enough reason to stay in his in-law's house.


As a man, don t ever make such mistake,it is better to live and sleep under the bridge than agreeing or keying into the idea of staying with your inlaw when you are faced with housing wahala. Your wife can go stay with her family but as for you,don't ever make such mistake.

My dear suffer dey turn man to woman sometimes, dont blame him!

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