Hailings!
IN HOUSE MEMO
How the go they go? The next face of In house news will be sometime in June and there will be three winners...
The winner overall will get a phone and the two others will get small cash .(If you are an emergency BV because of this competition, I will disqualify you if you win)
If you send in your photo you must include your ID.
Two photos should be recent and classy or simply with one pose standing full length and the other portrait or also full length.
Enjoy the rest of your day and dont let toxic people push you into their zone!
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The winner of face of in house news competition is Chigozie with 24 votes
First runner up is Corper Ray with 21 votes
Second runner up is Agadi na gwo Oveh with 17 votes
Third runner up is Chi with 15 votes
Corper Ray - 21votes
Anonymous/fake votes - 2
Bbjac - 13votes
Anonymous/fake votes -18
Nelly - 9votes
Anonymous/fake votes - 5
Agadi na gwo Oveh - 17votes
Anonymous/fake votes - 4
Chigozie - 24 votes
Anonymous/fake votes - 12
PRISCILA - 8 votes
Anonymous/fake votes - 1
Chi - 15 votes
Anonymous/fake votes - 2
The most innovative photos is Nelly with 4 votes
WOW everybody is a winner.....
I received 50k from BV Jeweluchi Chocolate Noir to share for the 5 of them so i am still trying to see how i can break it down cos the winner has to take more and the Innovative has to take less than the runners up.....
The five of you should send me your acct details with proof that you mailed me before with your photos to avoid scam mail....LOL
Congrats to everyone!
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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD
I promised myself when I was starting a family not to ever argue with my husband in front of my kids and I have been working on it. I made the decision because of the violence I experienced as a child and would like to do everything to prevent my children from ever witnessing such.
You can imagine my shock when I stumbled on a parenting material talking about how it is healthy to argue in front of the kids. Arguing not fighting in front of the kids can be healthy and helpful emotionally and mentally.
Conflict and resolution is part of life, the material says when your kids watch you argue with your spouse, it’s a way of teaching them how to resolve conflicts healthily. Where they see its okay to have different opinions about an issues without getting offended and being insulting.
Where they see you can agree to disagree and still be friends. It also says it helps them see how to solve issues through dialogues. There were many more benefits listed and its all good but before I start arguing before the kids, I would like to read more about this.
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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD
I promised myself when I was starting a family not to ever argue with my husband in front of my kids and I have been working on it. I made the decision because of the violence I experienced as a child and would like to do everything to prevent my children from ever witnessing such.
You can imagine my shock when I stumbled on a parenting material talking about how it is healthy to argue in front of the kids. Arguing not fighting in front of the kids can be healthy and helpful emotionally and mentally.
Conflict and resolution is part of life, the material says when your kids watch you argue with your spouse, it’s a way of teaching them how to resolve conflicts healthily. Where they see its okay to have different opinions about an issues without getting offended and being insulting.
Where they see you can agree to disagree and still be friends. It also says it helps them see how to solve issues through dialogues. There were many more benefits listed and its all good but before I start arguing before the kids, I would like to read more about this.
Hehehehehehhe they may be right on this oh......
One of my Bambinos argues like there is no tomorrow..Infact he does it so good that it was brought up as topic and he was asked why do you never give up and argue until you win......His reply was simple '' I learnt it from my Mama''
When i heard my eyes increased in shock.. My Bambino has been watching me argue and picked on best how to do it!
ARGUE NOT FIGHT.
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GISTS FROM A PROUD AREA OLOFOFO
People always asked me why I stand far away looking when gbege sets in, it is because I almost landed in prison for carrying another person’s matter on my head.
I had just come back from a party with my kids, went into the shower then I heard my neighbor scream ‘egbami o’ . I rushed out of the bathroom put on shorts and a shirt and went after the sound of her voice.
On getting there I found out that one established rude and arrogant 18 year old boy slapped and pushed my neighbor on the ground. Why? How? Neighbor went to buy something at the shop beside rude boys gate and caught the boy touching the woman there inappropriately.
She was shocked and expressed herself telling the boy he was cursed then the boy slapped her and pushed her to the ground.
The seller laughed on and told her to mind her business next time.
We abused the hell out of the woman but she didn’t care .
My head sparked and I started shouting the boys name at their gate because he already went inside by the time we got there. I banged the gate hard and the mother came out and used her big chest to push me, then I pushed her back really hard. Gbese!!!
We abused the hell out of the woman but she didn’t care .
My head sparked and I started shouting the boys name at their gate because he already went inside by the time we got there. I banged the gate hard and the mother came out and used her big chest to push me, then I pushed her back really hard. Gbese!!!
Mother of boy landed on the floor with a thud and didn’t move, I was still screaming the boys name so he would come out then my neighbor dragged me and said “e ti pa eyan” meaning you have killed someone.
My heart skipped and I quickly rushed to her and put my head on her chest and raised her head , I called for water and an onlooker who was a nurse came close to help. The neighbor I went to defend was the first to start screaming and telling everyone how I pushed the woman. Kiri-kiri prison uniform flashed before my eyes, I started screaming and praying and then the woman opened her eyes.
Thank you Father.
We carried her inside and the yeye boy showed up explaining that his mother was hypertensive. Jesu! Wetin person dey take enter prison no pass like this oo.
We carried her inside and the yeye boy showed up explaining that his mother was hypertensive. Jesu! Wetin person dey take enter prison no pass like this oo.
We all sat beside her for a while and left one after the other . I was the last to leave. When I got home I hugged my kids in tears.
Never ever will I do voltron on another person’s mater again, but I still had strength to finish my neighbor with my mouth. How can I come out to defend you then tables turn, and you are the first to call me a murderer?
Aunty getat
Never ever will I do voltron on another person’s mater again, but I still had strength to finish my neighbor with my mouth. How can I come out to defend you then tables turn, and you are the first to call me a murderer?
Aunty getat
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
Abeg your own was too much... Who sent you to push her? hahahahahah
I have changed the name again and this segment will spring up from Monday as a column named AMEBO CHRONICLES and will be posted on Mondays and Fridays like Sisi Senaponi's corner.....
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118 comments:
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Please ladies recommend a good sanitary pad for really, really heavy flo. I mean really heavy flo.
Thanks.
Good pm,lovelies..
Congrats are in order to the winners..
Vin.
Igbo presidency is a facade. Igbos want an Igbo president but can't demand it with thier full chest, but hiding under the guise of "it's Peter Obi or nothing" agenda/mantra to push it.
I repeat, Igbo presidency is a facade. It's not happening anytime soon. Not in 40 years. Not when Igbos spent the last 8 years trying to drag Nigeria down and throwing can of worms at her. And with Ipob's terrorism, they've successfully dragged the Southeast zone back politically for about 40 years
Congratulations to all the winners..
Everyone is a winner
Congratulations to all the winners..
Everyone is a winner
All those who spent the last 8 years promoting violence and insecurity against the Nigerian state to score cheap political points will start collect wotow wotow from now till 2023. Senator Shehu Sani don collect. Dino Melaye has also collect. The rest know themselves. They should get ready to collect. The zone which also spent the last 8 years causing chaos and unrest in Nigeria including promoting Lekki Insurrection thinking that in the last minute they'll bring out Peter Obi and force him down our throats will also collect.
They'll all pay for their sins in 2023
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Hi everyone.. congratulations to all the winners oo ...ok my birthday will be 29th of this month... Okiroyalty.
Congrats to all the participants👏👂 thanks Jeweluchi Chocolate noir
Holla IHN 🙌
Congratulations to the winners..
Congrats to the winners
Sorry about that! I heard baby diapers are good for heavy flow,why not try it
Congratulations to you Chigozie, God bless your kind heart Jeweluchi Choc
Black Slimzy
I always wonder the people inside nollywood films, which planet their cars dem from come. Now now now dem don wake, fiam den don enter car reach express. Ok all of una wey dey warm engine like say na food for microwave una no dey see dem??? Why your own con different???
It's a breezy Thursday afternoon..Congratulations winners...You all look good..
Greetings Boo 🥰💝 how's your day going?
Congratulations to y'all 🎉🎊🎉🥳🎈 next month own will be lit🔥 lemme goan snap fast 🏃🏃🏃
Happy birthday in advance 🎉🥳
Congrats to all of them. You are all winners.
Am loving that amebo mebo mebo jist.
Am also enjoying oga sabinus and iye osakpolor comedies. It is good to laugh always. Great guys doing well. Wonderful day all
God bless you, Jewelu C. Noir. Happy birthday once again.
Amebo Chronicles, I enjoy your stories. Well done.
Diapers are the best for heavy flo
Paris babe 💕 💓
Enjoyment babe greetings from me to you..
Good day beautiful people. Congratulations to all the winners.
In addy to you
Holla guys! Howz your day going? Quick one...Let's talk about hygiene. A colleague of mine, correct guy o, he went to pee in the rest room, I was strolling past, and by God I didn't hear any sign of someone flushing the loo or washing of hands. This guy came out, saw me and started hailing me JP Morgan!! JP Morgan!! JP Morgan!! Baba wan shake me o, for my mind I was like wait o, na me this guy wan use my hand cleans "piss" ?? In my head as I turned I just put hand for pocket and started forming I was answering a phone call. I hang baba hand for air o..no be my hand you go use clean piss abeg. Make I shake you,make you use hand wey you no wash rub for my hand abi?? All these were the thoughts in my head,baba felt embarrassed o. Was I wrong or right???
It's IHN again
Congrats to the winners
Indeed, arguing without fighting is healthy , wish all men can learn this
Argue not fight😀😀😀.Balance is the key. You can argue without shouting.
Congratulations to Chigozie. Congratulations to all the contestants. All of you won
You're all winners and congrats to you all. God bless and replenish you Choc Noir.
Let's go there. Make I hear say I no follow participate for next face of iHN competition. My mind dey tell me say e fit be Iphone 12🤣🤣🤣🤣. Make I begin look for a good camera man to take a good shot. Abi Bvs una no go vote for me???
Laugh want to kill me @ oloforo gist, mind your business next time.
Congratulations to the winners.
God bless you jeweluchi chocolate noir.
Laugh want to kill me @ oloforo gist, mind your business next time.
Congratulations to the winners.
God bless you jeweluchi chocolate noir.
Happy birthday in advance
Thanks love
Amen
Congratulations to the winners
Ihn is here
Good afternoon everyone
Oh Wow... I'm among the winners. Thank you so much to all who voted for me, I'm super grateful. God bless you always Jeweluchi Chocolate Noir for this kind gesture. Amen. You are kind. Congratulations to all the participants. ~BV Chi
Mercy found me,grace kept me.
I am that woman that, God have shown so much mercy(YOU LOOKED BEYOND LORD😭YOU LOOKED BEYOND MY FRAILTY🙏
GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY
Congratulations to the winner.
God bless you Chocolate 🍫 Noir.
...I just saw that Prof. Ikonne is the flag bearer for our state. Our state moves from one hand to another 🥲🥲
Congratulations to the winners
Stellz mama, kindly un-ban Shooter gyal. I miss her here....
Congratulations to all the winners. God bless the giver (Choc dear). It's a beautiful day and my baby bump keeps growing on a daily. I'm grateful for every phase and stage.
Congrats to you all,una doo
Ada ohafia
Congratulations winners.
Enjoy the rest of your day BVs
Molfix size 4 will be perfect.
Congratulations to all the winners!
Congratulations to all the winners.
Everyone who sent in pictures are winners, e no easy to send your pictures come online.
Good afternoon from this side bvs.
Big congratulations to all contestants and the winner. Y'all rock 100%.
BV Jewelu chocolate nair, God bless you real good. Such Kindness is second to non. Thanks for being a blessing
Congrats to all the winners ,God bless you chocolate N...
Bbjac
What you did was right please but take him somewhere for dinner or so and discuss it with him...... help him in case of someone else doing it to him... its not even piss hand he wanted to use to shake u, nah gbola hand.....
Congratulations to all the winners. I hail you all
Congrats to all the winners💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
Argue not fight👌thanks for the info ma'am .
Good afternoon everyone🥰🥰
Na so this FOIHN take pass, I wanted to participate o. Make I see if I go fit join the next one. Congratulations to the winners.
Amebo gist, you don make me laugh well well this afternoon
Say "nah gbola hand"😂😂😂
Stella ma'am, Lol. But maama why people no dey wash hand naa?? Na wa. Even those wey blow nose or pick their nose go still shake you. Lol @gbola hand🤣🤣.
Paris you say? Are you ladies trying to be funny? Biko come back and explain further.
I enabled this comment to respond to you..... Its a big net space and she can port somewhere else........i have deleted all the NASTY EMAILS she sent me and blocked her emails else i may have asked for your email and sent them to you.... Recounting al what she told me about myself made me realise how much God blessed me and how in a good place i am...
She even threatened she would beat me up if she sees me.
I am sorry but i dont want her here... lets move on
Happy birthday to you in advance
Black Slimzy
You are both right and wrong. You for shake the guy, later you wash your hands. The embarrassment was not fair. I will feel awkward if it was me.
Good afternoon people 😍.
Congratulations to all the winners.
MM abeg getat!
How many men wash their hands after peeing. All these men that pee by the roadside, where dem wan see water take wash hand? Abi is it the ones that pee inside that enclosure made with corrugated iron sheets by the beer parlour that wash their hands? Mark do you wash your hands after peeing by the roadside or you want to tell us that the only place you pee is inside a toilet with running water? 🙄🙄
Thanks to everyone
Thanks slimzy.. Okiroyalty
Which state is that?
Shootal gyal is sick and all those who allowed her nonsense to continue without cautioning her are not good people. Instead of helping her, you keep hailing her.
Stella with your great ikebe, you go sit on top of her
We no want toxicity here again pls. The blog seems sane now, since some uncouth bvs were relieved of their talking right here. Children's day celebration on going here💃💃 catch ya all lerra... Make i go whine body small😁.
She threatened to beat you up? Tonto Dike's sister 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Rivers state blood no dey carry last!
Lmao @ gbola hand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holla Momma💝🥰💝 how have you been?
Biggest size of any diaper. Use a very tight pant to hold it in place. Say goodbye to stains and discomfort during periods
OMEH
Enablers!
OMEH
If I no vote for you wetin I gain?🤣🤣🤣
You will definitely win.
This for anyone that has written TEF Canada. What was your study schedule? I don't know how to read or prepare.
Guy!! You are a case!🤣🤣I am tired of coming at you. Your wahala too much. The lekki "insurrection" like you put it, was not sponsored. It was us against the state/system. No matter what bro, don't throw a slur at Peter Obi's name.
As in beat you up? Some people have gat no joy at all. It is better she is not here then.
Congratulations to all the winners.
@Sandra,it’s a fact and no joke..
Go for Huggies Nappy pants(size 4) then open it properly and use..
It’s very nice with no sort of discomfort and would leave you with zero stain after use..
@MARTINS
Good day everyone, thank you for your votes. I specially want to thank Stella and Chocolate Noir, God bless you richly, I'm really grateful.
EESAH rest na. That wasn't why Peter Obi left the PDP and dropped out of the race.
Peter Obi no fit spend the kind money when people like Atiku go spend and politics in Nigeria requires money. Delegates are seriously cashing out this season.
AMEN!!!
Lol anon 15:20, first of all, I don't pee by the road side, never have , never will, standing rule! It doesn't look good. And you said "all those men" that pee at the road side.....bla bla bla... I go hold the piss till I reach house/destination. And yes, I wash my hands. Anon, No let make I use my gbola hand rub your face o🤣🤣.
Good day everyone, congratulations to all the participants. God bless you Stella and Chocolate Noir for your kind gesture. Please, how can I get an ID?
Excellent afternoon peeps ❣️😘
Sandra, yes diapers work. Whoever is having that heavy flow should go and check for fibroids or any underlying ailment
Awwwwnnnnnnn..... congratulations to you
Happy birthday in advance Okiroyalty… I wish u good health n long life with abundant favour.
Iye, that one cracks me up 🤣
Congratulations to all the winners,, God's bless you more Choc Noir.
Olofofo, thank God it didn't land you in prison. This reminds me of the body of a man that was brought to the mogue of a private hospital I worked with some years back, according to what the family said, the man heard the shout of fight (between husband and wife) from the neighbor's flat, he went there to settle the fight, unfortunately for him he was mistakenly hit with pestle by the husband and he slumped, by the time they get to the hospital, he was declared DOA.
MM even when held up in traffic Abi?? U go still hold d pee till u reach house? Especially when u drink beer Abi? Story for sango…. Abeg getat
JP Morgan, you for try correct am on the spot.
If to say na me, I'll be like; "guy, na hand wey u just use hold pr*ck you wan take shake me? Abeg go flush ur piss, then wash your hand jor. Corona virus is real (even tho pr*ck hand nor concern coro, na to gee am soft landing 😂).
Happy birthday mama Sterling.
In this life eh, never mock anyone cos you might just find yourself in the same situation.back then when Chisom was banished due to the aftermath of her gbasgbos with Shooter, Shooter used to gloat and mock her. Now see 😐
Name names
I love that song..God bless Mercy Chinwo. Good afternoon big mama.
I love that song..God bless Mercy Chinwo. Good afternoon big mama.
Please Martins can you explain open it up properly? Like does it have adhesive? Thanks so much.
Even me wey no dey fan you, I go vote for you. But you dey make me vex some days sha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Hello ihn 😘
Good afternoon everyone.
Congrats to all the winners and the contestants,you all are beautiful and winners.God bless sweet Jewelu choc Noir and replenish her pocket in million folds.
Chai...phone for next foihn winner! abi make I follow contest see wether I go win fone and change this my senior palasa fone🤣 shame allow me o🤣
Motherhood poster,I also agree with that material..there is nothing wrong in arguing to resolve an issue.
Madam amebo this your gist sweet o..God save you the woman no die🤣
My people una dooh oo 👋
E go surely be ✌️.
That's why I don't shake men's hands. More than 15 years now. And all my monthly malaria disapoeared. I don't know when I entered hospital last and I will not enter till Jesus comes.
Those ones that will spend 2 minutes bathing as if na olympics, are those the ones you expect to wash their hands after peeing?
Stella, na you dey enable the psycho na. I understand that you always want to give people a chance and that is commendable but sometimes be proactive in sanitising your comment section. I know how many people would complain about her ugly uncouth comments, you go dey form unlooking. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As the gremlin wan pour you shit for body you quickly knack her gobs! And na very small pikin, just razz and untrained.
She and that her fellow psycho wey dey speak grammar upside down dey always make me laff. I go laff so tey chest go pain me.
Congrats to the five of you. You all are beautiful. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
What he means is, spread it open and wear. Use tight panties as it doesn't have adhesives. Alternatively, you can go for adult diapers and strap on, like u do for babies
Amen
Anon oya no vex again you hear. If you're a woman come let me hug you.
Wishing you smooth pregnancy journey
Black Slimzy
Ikonne would make a good governor and YES he is my uncle....
Thanks for the votes I appreciate you all. May God bless the donor @Jeweluchi
Bv Agadi Na Gwo Oveh
Wow!
💃💃💃💃💃 I'm so so happy.
Thanks, Stella for this wonderful platform and BV choco for the financial support. So so happy.
BV Chigozie is the new face of Stella's blog for May.
Truly Truly appreciate.
BV Chigozie the winner.
Waoo! Alert received
Thank you so much Stella, Choc Noir... I'm really really grateful. God bless you!
Thanks @17:09..
@16:45,it comes as a pant and the edges are sealed(unlike the usual diaper which you clip manually yourself )..
So you open those edges and spread then use..
The emphasis on that very product is because it absorbs well compared to the usual diaper without clips so there is no worries of getting soaked till you change when due..
Hope this helps..
@MARTINS
@Jeweluchi, threatened to beat you? Wawu....
@Yori Yori you can say that again. And they'll be saying there is an atom of sweetness in her. Mtchewww
Awwwwww.... Congratulations dear. Safe delivery it'll be for you Amen 🙏
Awwww....Alert received with immense gratitude. Thank you so much Jeweluchi (Stella ) and Jeweluchi Chocolate Noir. God bless you richly.
~BV Chi
1. Anon 16:33 😁
Stella na wah for you o! Why will you want to put Amebo whatever with Sisi sena's post on thesame Monday and Friday. Looks like you clearly enjoy creating toxicity between people, creating unnecessary unhealthy competition, enemity and drama between people. Later you will come and be preaching peace. As if those are the only days in the week. Na dem get time to dey send you stories anyway. Whatever happened to the other boring days of the week. If you are replacing one post with another, sha let us know so we don't anticipate.
Congratulations to all the winners and contestants.
I say I was shocked when Stella had a post on which bv we loved the most. See pple I hold high on this blog saying their fav was shooter..that she is a sweet person bla bla. I was like , this life ,we really need shock absorbers!
Congratulations to the winners, mehn, that olofofo goat, na so life be ooo
God bless you 17:09 and Martins. Thanks for replying and helping me understand. It has really been very hard for some of us. Love you guys. 🥰
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