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Saturday, July 23, 2022

Saturday Breakfast Post..

 Food is like music to the stomach........





I am just sipping peppermint tea with a dash of Almond milk for breakfast.... My mouth is tired of chewing....LOL


What are you having for breakfast this beautiful Saturday morning?

49 comments:

  1. WHICH FOOD DESERVES TO BE THE BOSS OF ALL*
    BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.
    POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.
    BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.
    RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.
    YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.
    POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?
    YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.
    EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it.
    OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention.
    POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?
    SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.
    POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o!
    SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk.
    INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro.
    SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you.
    BEANS: (laughs)
    INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.
    (Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)
    Then garri walks in.
    All: Ah All hail the Commander in chief

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    1. Saw this on an FB post yesternight,it was so hilarious.
      For me nothing beats Rice, Rice I think is the king.

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    2. Omo!!!
      Garri all the way men!!!!

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    3. LoL πŸ˜‚! I like.

      Some of them has gotten bragging rights. Especially this Bokohari regime.

      But I still think that Rice takes the crown.πŸ˜†πŸ˜Ž

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ rice takes the crown abeg

      Na that egusi own funny pass

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. This is so funny.. I laughed ehhh... Some people can put things together eh.

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    7. Such a funny piece. Garri used to be the king but this Bubu time, na rice biko

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    8. Lol...Egusi is blushing while okra is crushing.

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  2. Lipton black tea and 1 boiled egg.

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  3. Noodles and eggs,My go-to food.

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    1. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

      I don't like it, some times, wify will say, na light food we go eat sleep, fiaam, she don bring noodles, na one eye I dey take look am

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Why you go dey look am with one eye. Everyday no be garri, akpu and semo

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  4. Dunno what to eat yet. Still on ma bed.

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  5. Hot akara and bread got me this morning.

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    1. E don try ooooo..I like this combo like mad.

      Once I take it, na water for me all through the day

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  6. Boiled yam with pepper /onion sauce.
    With the way yam is expensive I guess we are lucky in Benue.
    5 tubers is 3k, I bought. I will start the business of selling to you bvs since is cheaper here.

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    1. You can imagine!

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    2. Ilorin is even cheaper than yours 6 for 3k if you be her customer she fit sell 2k5 jalejale

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    3. That is really cheap. Enjoy your yummy meal.

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    4. I guess it's d new yam, cos d last time I priced 5 small pieces of old yam, d woman said #7500 last....very small yam oo

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  7. Pap and Akara for me this morning 😬😬

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  8. So,we went to buy bread this morning and they said they've gone on strike,I quietly said to myself,after all man shall not leave by bread alone🀣🀣

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    1. They have increased price again. I bought a loaf N900.00 last night. We must survive. Me and bread Sha.

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  9. Na beans I dey plan to cook oo but scared of my gas now🀦🀦🀦🀦🀦

    Make I kukuma manage my fufu with vegetables jare

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  10. At my sister's place for the weekend. They preparing yam n egg sauce. Patiently waiting make food ready before i get up from bed. Na holiday i dey 😁

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  11. Pineapple (mixed like puree) every morning for more than a week now. Been seeing the effects on my stomach that refused to flatten. Gradually coming down, Thank God.

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    1. Please let us know how you do it. Me too wan flat tummy.πŸ™„

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  12. Hot pap for now, I will eat rice and beans later.

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  13. Spicy Spaghetti with fry fish.

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  14. Green tea. Go download proper food later

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  15. Trying this for the first time. I boiled my beetroot and used the water to make tea so all the vitamins lost in boiling will be gained on the tea. I added tumeric powder, black pepper and honey to the tea while I ate the boiled beetroot...so yummy and breakfast is served!!!πŸ˜‹πŸ΅

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  16. For those of una wey no see food chop and those wey see food sickness no gree them eat may God provide for you πŸ™πŸ™❤️

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  17. Just finished eating porridge beans. I sprinkled garri on top of the beans before eating 😁😁
    Weird combo, I know, but I just like it

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    1. Not weird o, I learnt this combo in secondary school. Most students then will even sprinkle sugar join. Mostly Yorubas though

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