THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings....

IN HOUSE MEMO

Shout out to everyone......

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD




I was told a lot of myths in pregnancy....

 One was I should always wear pin in my clothes when going out which I never did. I was also told never to walk in the sun between twelve pm and one pm to avoid evil spirits entering my child.

I was told not to eat plantain or okro so that my child won’t produce too much saliva. Not to drink cold water so my baby won’t have pneumonia( I drank so much). Not to eat corn so my baby won’t have cough.

Not to eat snails and practically every good thing I craved.

After I had my baby, I heard things like put thread on his head for hiccups. Allow an old woman massage him so he would have strong bones(I hate the bending and twisting of babies in the name of massage). Use of hot stone or damp cloth on the umbilical cord instead of gel or spirit.

Use blah blah to prevent pile in a new born( this one shocked me). Someone even suggested that the yellowish colour of baby poop is caused by the mom eating too much vegetable oil.

I learnt to turn a deaf hear to most of it but as a new mom then, all those advises were overwhelming.

LOL....... everyone has a story or two to tell about what they heard.... I didnt hear anything though cos i was pregnant abroad and my crowd were/are Germans where all these myths dont exist but the few naija friends i let in on my pregnancy, one told me to use pin when going out and i stupidly bought pin and pin on my tee shrt until the thing opened with force one day and almost pierced my stomach, I quickly threw it away...








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Keside is One!

July is her birth month .BVs pls show some love to my baby girl.  .

Thank you ...


Happy Birthday Nigerian Barbie...Shes so cute!

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FUNNY POINT OF VIEW



Mr Chairman,
Accurate Time Keeper,
Impartial Panel of Judges,
My Able Friends,
Fellow Co Debater
All protocols duly observed.


My name is my name, and I am here to propose the motion that states.
‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn’ with my following reasons.


1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first die.


2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground because i near ground pass you


3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University.


4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you dey go your house.


5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.


6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015


7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call.


8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.


9. Person wey dey healthy fit die before person wey dey sick.


10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.


11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow.


12. When you see me na when i see you.


13. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.


I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that (‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life. Life na just turn by turn!
Je je laye gba

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