WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is your Woman crush Wednesday going? I hope great? I just took something for headache, I woke up late today and it kinda stressed me up...Thank you Lord!

Ehen so for my gist!

Yesterday i got a mail from a company requesting for a big advert and rates and i complied.. The person also sent the same request on whatsapp and i requested that we talk on phone... This person called later and as we talked i kinda felt i was on speaker but before i could be certain, someone alse took over the call and started talking and my mouth dropped open..A Big man that is a BV!!!

To prove his BV Status, he said he has been a BV for 11 years, he talked about the omugwo chronicles, labor room drama ,sisi senaponi's corner and a lot of the columns... I was blown away and gave him small discount...The deal was sealed.

He told me my blog content is organic and awesome. He told me i am original and that if there was a blogger award i deserved it cos of how neat, well organized and tidy this place is with unique content.....He should to keep it up and continue like this (where is that BV that shaded me for having horrible content? hehehehehhehehe)

Last last, he ended up on my wassup..loooooool

Thank you so very much Sir H......

Please send in your Chronicles or drop them in the comments sections with the word 'Chronicle' so that i will knw instantly.

If you have omugwo Chronicles or labour room drama or anything entertaining, please send it in......*side eyes at Sir H.

Can someone please explain the urgent 2k Joke to me? Cos i dont understand what urgent 2k can do for anyone.... things are really expensive and i dont think 2k can buy anything anymore in Naija

Kisses to everyone eeeeeeeh

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SOME SOCIAL RULES THAT MAY HELP YOU:

 1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to; 

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes. 

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner. 

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem; 

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public; 

6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time; 

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative; 

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all; 

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're; 

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you. 

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately; 

12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will; 

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next; 

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness; 

15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed at how rude you can treat someone below you but people will notice if you treat them with respect; 

16. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude; 

17. Never give advice until you’re asked; 

18. When meeting someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don’t ask them their age and salary; 

19. Mind your business unless anything involves you directly - just stay out of it;

 20. Remove your sunglasses if you are talking to anyone in the street. It is a sign of respect. Moreso, eye contact is as important as your speech; 

 21. Never talk about your riches in the midst of the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of the barren. 

22. After reading a good message try to say "Thanks for the message". APPRECIATION remains the easiest way of getting what you don't have. #respect #space #humility #advice #polite #comment #business #thankyou #people #help #money #like #ceo Copied

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