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Thursday, December 29, 2022

Wednesday In House News..

 










IN HOUSE MEMO

How the go dey go? Its such a beautiful day and I am excitedly looking forward to the weekend. Let me drop this advice for you Ladies now...Inside is better than the streets, know when to swap roles and go inside before you miss it, you will not be beautiful forever so always have a plan B....

I have seen what old age does to the body and it is damn scary...No amount of cosmetic surgery or buttlifts or facelifts will help....Those of you who have lost your melanin because of bleaching, you are in trouble oh!
There are so many ways to catch a husband so know when to move from street to respectable wife...... May you get it all right in the incoming year in Jesus name....

You came here to read more? LMAO; thanks for the traffic!
I have been watching Instagram videos on how to make some certain foods..... Like friend rice with attitude...hehehehehehehehehe.

Catch my Kisses and stay safe!




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INSIDE THE MIND OF A MAN GOING THROUGH FATHERHOOD

Do you ever get that feeling that your children are avoiding your company when it is time for family movies?
I couldn't shake the thoughts especially when the sitting room becomes empty within twenty minutes after daddy steps in to partake of their movie...Sebi they were the ones that chose the film, why are they leaving it for me.

Well, I became Santa daddy decided to play detective during our shopping trip.
I told them ''Girls, pick anything from the shelve for yourselves (but it must be only one item sha)''. Now that I have wet the ground, my people come and read/hear honest conversations:
Dad: why do you girls always abscond from the living room when we are watching TV?
D1: Daddy you are such a spoil fun with movies.
Me: how?
D2: question master number 1, who is this person, where are they going in the film, is he gonna die, hian! I thought you said this other actor has been killed etc
Me: mogbe‍♂️(so I cannot ask questions when all your characters look alike in the Korean movies ba)
D1: chai! That one is even manageable, you will now start to advise us about the actors behavior, as if we are bad children
Me:(ehen, I don't want you to copy bad things na)
D1: ..but it is scripted, and it is entertainment, it is not that serious dad.
Me: Hhmm (in my mind eh, if I slap your mouth).

D2: simple mistake someone will make later at home, dad you and mom will now start yabbing somebody that it is only film we know, so so film no book, so we usually leave the living room before we will hear our life history.

Chai, I no blame this children o, they have finish me (na the gift when I allow dem take naim pain me small).
Modern day parent of teenagers who can relate, please gather here for selfie
Moral lesson: more truth is spoken at the shopping mall than at home


Anonymous BV daddy

Hahahahahahahahahahaha i get the same treatment from the Bambinos, if i go in when they are watching a movie they pause it and wait for me to finish but i already know why so i torture them a little and then leave...hehehehehehehehe


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PINKYS CORNER


Parents: Be watchful

My barber's shop is just a throw stone to my house. His shop is attached to the main building. The house is a face me I slap you kind of settings but has two shops attached to it at the entrance. 

I was there to shave and make all crooked way on my head straight as a bald headed man but unfortunately I met some customers waiting to get their hair cut and had to just sit and enjoy the environment pending the time it will get to my turn.

You know the nature of a face me I slap you now, naso them begin do aproko(two people standing at the entrance but don't know if they stay in there or not). From there Convo, I was able to deduce that, a boy of 14years of age(his mum is a single mother) impregnated a girl of 12years who happens to be their neighbor in the same compound and not only that, their room is just right beside each other.

What baffles the aprokos was that, the girl's mother never knew the girl was pregnant until that same day they were doing the aproko which happens to be that, the pregnancy is up to 7months(deduced this from their discussion).

So, how on earth will your daughter as a mother be pregnant right under your nose for a whole 7months and you weren't aware ..what a bad parenting style. Not only that, the boy's mother refused taking responsibility even after the boy confessed being responsible for the pregnancy.

Some parents are doing more harm than good to themselves thinking they are training up a child, I don't know why as a mother, you can be so careless to the extent not knowing who your child plays with, move with or when she comes home to the extent of being pregnant..Infact, parenting is totally different from being a father or a mother.

Please, be watchful, careful and vigilant at all time.


Abeg everything na God hand e dey...I know people who watched for 24 hours and it still happened under their watch..... Watching them is not even easy cos some become so smart that they know what to do.....
These ones are so little, how will they cope? its the girl child that suffers, the boy child will move on quickly and the girl child is stranded trying to care for the baby... Sad!



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FROM WEDNESDAY CHRONICLE POSTER


Hi Stella, thanks for posting my chronicle. I just read everyone's replies. Thanks for your candid advice Bvs.

For the record, I have no intentions of stopping him from inviting people. On his birthday, I even invited people over to celebrate with him because I knew it would make him happy. I hosted them and didn't have any issues with that. 

There are sometimes one just feels like not having anyone around. I'm happy to strike a balance. I just wanted to seek your opinions to be sure I wasn't overreacting before talking to him about it again.

I don't want to be called a nag. I'll update you guys


All the best and dont overdo it....Find a balance so that you dont chase him away from the house...




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 WISDOM NUGGETS 

from the 22nd Chapter of the book of Proverbs.*

Check that you are prudent in the things you are involved in. For example, if you are walking into parenting, what are your plans for that child? What values do you plan to instill in that child. Remember to prepare and be prudent about this else, you might fail.

Point your kids in the right direction and allow them find their way there. Sometimes, even after you’ve shown them the right direction, they might miss the track. When this happens, do not fall under the temptation of taking them yourself, they will find their way. Your duty is to point and pointing is not just about words of mouth, it is also about your actions.

The poor are always ruled by the rich. Guess what, riches is not only in money. One can also be rich in courage, integrity, honesty, confidence, influence and so on. So, wisdom today says be prudent and persistent in being rich.

Do not use your position to crush the weak. God will come to the defence of the weak. Be careful. Ignorance might not be an excuse. You have to be very careful in your dealings with the weak because God is their defender.

As an individual offering products or services, refresh yourself constantly to ensure that you are good and skilled at your job so that you will be admired and in demand. Never take this for granted. Then, as an employer, do not cheat your employees who are good and skilled at what they do. Pay up or you will loose them.




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106 comments:

  1. I am super excited for Nigerians who have relocated to other countries in search of a better life. I honestly wish them all the best. My friends are relocating in droves - weekly, monthly and yearly, and I miss them.
    But personally, I have never wished to leave Naija. I wish to go on holiday, vacation and sight seeing to developed nations. But to go there and live and work, is a NO for me. Una sure say I normal so? Am I the only one who doesn't nurse the idea of relocating abroad?
    SDK Ville, Una Gud Afternoon..#ALiSpeaks

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    1. You are absolutely normal
      It's not only and there are obviously others
      I have heard few peeps say the same thing you just said now

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    2. lol...You're normal bro. Not everyone wants to japa. But me, myself & I will not waste time to japa once the opportunity comes my way.

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    3. This was what I used to think until the first time I visited Lisbon. I cancelled that thought immediately.

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    4. You are normal o
      But Mua! If I japa from Naija... I go pack small sand 😁 make I take dey remember home

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    5. I was like you too I just traveled for six months holiday and the rest they say is history. When I went from point a to b without traffic and honking of horns I just overstayed my visa🀣🀣

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    1. What's up sis? Hope your journey is going smoothly?

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  3. Good afternoon to each and everyone of you on this platform.
    Which would you rather between cornflakes and golden morn?
    Are you an oatmeal lover too?
    Good looking out to y'all.

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    1. Good afternoon, golden morn.

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    2. As a young child, I hated oatmeal but now I super love it. Nasco cornflakes is no longer as crunchy as it used to be. Add milk and the thing will just become so soft like expired punani. Lol. I prefer golden morn.

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    3. Hello IHN, Cornflakes mixed with golden morn, oatmealπŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

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  4. Beautiful afternoon everyone πŸ’•
    Thanks SDK,I got data from Waju this morning. May God continue to bless you and yours.so so grateful.
    Thanks Waju.

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  5. Welcome IHN 🧑
    Greetings everyone
    Fatherhood poster πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. To my fellow candy crush addicts.

    Is it just me or is 30 secs only a short time until u have to watch an advert to get a life?

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    1. Sometimes I just vex and use those bricksπŸ˜ͺ
      If I lose 10, I no go die abeg

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    2. Fidel, I have gathered 615 gold bars and I still can't use it. Talk about being stingy to myself πŸ˜‚

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  7. Ify's kitchen and Tolani Diary of a kitchen lover on IG has helped so much with cooking varieties.Hubby wonders all the varieties I dish out when I am in the mood.

    Good afternoon

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    1. Tolani is soo good..

      The day she showed her kitchen Equipments;I was woowed..

      I calculated sharperlyπŸ˜€πŸ˜€ as an Igbo man and mehnn if you settle an Apprentice with goods that amount,he can only be broke again if the oracle in his village swore for him to be useless in life..

      Like millions of naira,there is no equipment she doesn't have in her kitchen..

      @MARTINS

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    2. See why I love you? You sabi dey give idea❤️

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    3. Martins,babe is loaded oo
      Her store is like a superstore(our bestie).She recently went to spain for more cooking training.

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    4. Fidel,love you right back babe 😘

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    5. Ify's kitchen has been really helpful. Now, I am a super jollof rice maker. Do you know i have never made fried rice all my life? I am just always afraid.

      Welcome IHN.

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    6. Please don't be afraid, it's actually the easiest to make. If your stock is rich and delicious in taste, the fried rice will come out perfect same with jollof... Try this with one cup of rice first.

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  8. Fatherhood poster, I can relate. I so much dislike talking when watching an interesting movie.

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  9. I thank for journey mercy,I arrived my town safe and sound.

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  10. Good afternoon fam ❤️❤️
    Today weather is fair enough 😊😊

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  11. You're not getting divorced!

    An old man calls his son and says,
    "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough."

    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

    Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister.

    She says, "Like hell, they're getting divorced!"

    She calls their father immediately.

    "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, and don't file papers. DO YOU HEAR ME?

    She hangs up the phone…

    The old man turns to his wife and says,

    "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
    ~Copied.

    Good afternoon everyone πŸ€—

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  12. Good afternoon. I caught those kisses SDK. Thanks for putting smiles on people's faces.πŸ€—

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    1. Thank you Jeweluchi Stella for the data, God bless you. Thank you Waja I received it.

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  13. STOP GOSSIPING!

    THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRONT HAIR 😏😏😩🀣

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  14. Good afternoon everyone, countdown to 2023.

    My Daddy My Daddy i bless your name for the Gift of Life.

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  15. Parissssssssssssssss darling πŸ₯°πŸ₯° I'm going to call you all the sweet names you have been calling bvs here
    Honey
    Cupcake
    Darling
    Sweetheart
    Sweetie
    Baybie
    Loml
    Boo
    Bae
    This names shows how sweet you are n what you mean to meπŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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    1. Thanks anon πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ’™

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    2. You need to stop this cruise

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    3. Wey u! Do well abeg. Which one be all this cruise like shots? Abeg abeg

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    1. Pls try and have a positive mindset for onceπŸ™„

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    2. Come here Unnie πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ’ž

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    3. Anon 14:46 pls be kind 😌

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    4. Thanks ParisπŸ€—the week has been stressful work wise, can't wait for tomorrow ,my weekend is gonna be restful.

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  17. Greetings to you all
    Compliments of the season

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  18. In the remaining days of 2022, the mercies of God will overflow into your life. The Lord will open the heavens each day to water your life and keep you evergreen, blooming and flourishing in His fruitfulness, banishing sorrows in your life. By His Grace, in the days ahead, no weeping, no mourning, no regrets, no lamentations, no untimely deaths in your household. Angels of blessings will visit you each day and Your mouth shall be filled with shouts of Hallelujah in his mighty name. Amen.
    Good afternoon everyoneπŸ’–❤πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’ŸπŸ’‹
    Thank you Stella for the data may God replenish your purse in million foldsπŸ’–πŸ˜❤πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’ŸπŸ’‹

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  19. Fatherhood poster you are doing well. Your kids must be above ten years old considering their conversation, mine are still young, we watch their cartoons and animated movies together and they eagerly explain what is happening to me.

    SDK I look forward to that time when they will start pausing their movies when I come in or change the channel πŸ˜ƒ. These ones no send you, they won't even notice when you join them, the youngest will go and stand in front of the TV as if he wants to enter inside🀣
    Hoping to send in my own contribution too, soon.

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  20. Happy holidays peeps
    May God help in training these children,all I ask for is grace.

    I know a girl that got pregnant and we only got to know she's perggy on the day she's to put to birth. She just looked more chubby,fairer and more beautiful.

    Hope you're all enjoying the holidays?

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    1. Leave Pinky na... He never know say some pregnancies dey hide. Before I will call anybody a bad mother, omo I will check well o. Cos it's not easy

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  21. Una good afternoon ooo, I dey one wedding like this, this wedding rice no go pass me today.
    I dey comeπŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»

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  22. Last Thursday for the yearπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

    One day you will look back and realize You worried so much about things that do not really matterπŸ‘Œ

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  23. Good afternoon lovely people of sdk

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  24. Good afternoon Jewelu and Bvs.

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  25. Thumbs up @ Wisdom Nuggets.

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  26. Good afternoon beautiful people of God. Pinky Chai I pity that 12yrs old pregnant girl oo, what is this world even turning to? I pray she will be able to carry the pregnancy to full term and give birth successfully I really pray so coz 12yrs old is a child bringing another child to the world. πŸ˜₯

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    1. Heartbreaking. Can't even imagine all what she will be feeling.

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  27. Good Afternoon Beautiful People!

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  28. IHN is here.
    I'm still feeling cold, hope say no be fever oooh. God abeg l no wan fail sick

    Joyful day to everyone.

    Licious babe

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  29. Hello everyone
    Stella I am not your "Honey" o 🀣🀣🀣🀣
    I just read SP now, your "Honey" won't even use "Honey" as blog Id. He would most probably be Anonymous sef.

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  30. I've missed the blog. Network in the village is poor. God help me to be able to protect my little ones from the dangers of this cruel world

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  31. Stella, thank you for gifting me data via Waju. God bless you ma'am.

    No parent wants to ever be caught in the wahala of teenage pregnancy. It's well.

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  32. Still at lesson 🀞🀞Pop in to read IHN

    Beautiful Day πŸ₯°

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  33. Good afternoon everyone. Compliments of the season. Anonymous Bv daddy your children are so funny 🀣🀣🀣🀣. Nice advice Ma'am Stella.

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  34. To the bv on SP that asked how I did it, the pop ups and videos are back o.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
    I also need help as I dey so

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    1. don't think it's possible to eradicate those pop ups. I've tried blocking them but they still come up.

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  35. Ihn........ greetings my people, still the season of celebration, thanks to you Stella for the data, it's a big one.hmmmmmm inside is better than street,I had to read couple of times to understand what that means, truly inside is better than street, wisdom speaks louder.
    Fatherhood..... yours are teenagers whose intellectual are high,to avoid questions that hurt.... they had to run for their sake, while growing up when is 9pm news hour,our father made sure we all gathered to listen for current affairs sake,to win his heart we had to sit to previous news hour to be able to answer his questions.
    Pinky..... Life in treanches ,I escaped it, I'm greatful.
    Chronicle poster.... continue to win with love my darling.
    Wisdom nuggets....I choose to be wise.

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  36. How una dey take get data ooo...I have apllied many times no luck

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  37. WOW. Been a minute I commented here. I’m a new mum and it’s my first time. Juggling motherhood and all it comes with is not funny at all.
    This is better experienced tho. With it’s joys and complaints. SDK, i wrote my labour room drama to send o, but it is too long! I chronicled how I started the pregnancy journey and all before getting to labour room. I wonder if I should summarize or send it like that. Will look at it again when I’m free again sha! Thanks for this platform oo, it is what has kept me sane and happy to an extent.
    Cheers!!

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  38. WOW. Been a minute I commented here. I’m a new mum and it’s my first time. Juggling motherhood and all it comes with is not funny at all.
    This is better experienced tho. With it’s joys and complaints. SDK, i wrote my labour room drama to send o, but it is too long! I chronicled how I started the pregnancy journey and all before getting to labour room. I wonder if I should summarize or send it like that. Will look at it again when I’m free again sha! Thanks for this platform oo, it is what has kept me sane and happy to an extent.
    Cheers!!

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  39. Mc Pinky is so judgemental its sickening. That's how he tagged someone's mum as wayward. You just concluded based on ofofo, you don't even know the single mum you have tagged irresponsible. Please do better in 2023.

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