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SHOCKING LONG STORY FROM TUESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

''Good morning morning my people. I'm not good at story telling, and my English might not be ielts compliant,so the girl in English class should kindly skip. I dropped a gist about my neighbor that have birth few days ago, hmmmmm plenty dram don happen after that day.
The hubby ,who is part time hubby anyway,because he has 2 other wives,and he doesn't even have a good job o, he stays with any wife that can feed him till the money finished or that one show him shege,then move to the next. Anyway, we've been hearing that my neighbor is dating one old man,a former council chairman in our street, and we wonder what she's doing with such a very old man in his late 70s or early 80s sef. 

The gist had it that the hubby is aware, and they're both in the business of collecting money from the man, his atm is permanently with her because she's operating pos, so anytime baba needs money he will just tell her to bring money. The woman said baba can't get that "thing" up, than he will just be doing genital meeting, he can't penetrate, and will touch breast and finger( excuse for the raw language), anyway when she got pregnant, the hobby told her the should push the pregnancy on the man, as he's a rich man and he will soon kpai, so as for the child to get inheritance, but between the 2 of them they know the hubby is the father. The woman said she can't do that, that caused wahala between them, but the woman still seeing baba with the pregnancy to continue their genital meeting.

 Anyway, the husband came 3 days after she deliver, and denied the baby ,that its not his. He called family meeting and asked the wife to swear if she's not sleeping with chairman, even while pregnant, na so yam pepper scatter scatter, and she let every secret out, that it was arrangements between herself and husband o, that baba has never released since they have being doing genital meeting, so how can he be the father? 

I wonder what chairman sef dey disturb himself on top,abi wetin "baba bamifisi" dey enjoy for gods sake. Shame leave these people come dey catch me on their behalf ,see dirty talks. Anyway, the case still dey on, we never know how dem go settle am. I no fit even ask how preparation for naming go be ,and she don make mouth before say her naming go loud, but as e be now, I never know how the thing go go.

*Just imagine what a man is sending his wife to do!....I blame the woman for agreeing in the first place to such nonsense!

I am sure we have a lot of them like this that have turned their wifes into HO's and then turn their back on her when they dont see the money anymore..hissssssssssssssss

Abeg send us update on how it went oh.....

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The John Doe story: Part 2

Read the JOHN DOE STORY - part 1 HERE


… I got home a bit late because I had gone out with some of my group members. We had gone to the IDP camp on the 25th so decided to chill out the next day evening as per Christmas get-together. I still managed to call the club manager that night but he picked and told me that he would call me back the next day as he was pretty occupied and couldn’t understand my enquiry. I decided to search the name on social media.

 I saw about five accounts with same name on Instagram while a few other names are quite similar. In those with same name; one was an elderly man which I ruled out, another was a young lady (his real name is a unisex name), one which has a flower as a display picture was locked (I sent a request, yet to get access) while two others weren’t active. Among the two that wasn’t really active; one has no post at all, while the last post on the other was since 2017 and has about 28 posts which most were pictures of a teenage guy (if I could guess).

 I called the club manager before midday the next day and enquired if John Doe works in his club. He said that he hasn’t heard such name. I told him how he had left home since 24th and yet to get back home and his uncle was worried about him. He promised to check with the HR team in case there’s a new staff he doesn’t know about. He asked how long the guy had got job but I don’t have such information so I told him that I’d check and call him back. I called the uncle afterwards but there was no positive news yet. I told him to report to the police about it. I also told him to go back to the club on Wednesday evening to ask if they had seen him.

 I didn’t tell him about my conversation with the club manager because I want him to still find out from them himself. May be the ‘his colleagues’ would know better or so I thought. I took my search to Facebook and I found many accounts with same name too but I narrowed to the one that the pictures looked like the pictures in the inactive Instagram account.

 It wasn’t exactly the same name but the pictures were quite same though the one on Facebook looks more matured and grown. I checked and saw a link to an Instagram account and followed the account. The Instagram name was completely different from the guys name tho. The last post on the account was at the wee hours of the 26th and it was a party video. The guy I saw doesn’t look like he would be working in a club, looks can be deceptive though. I saw posts of wraps of money including foreign currency, expensive drinks and the ones he took in an expensive hotel rooms and cars.

 I wasn’t sure that was John Doe so I called back his uncle and asked that he send me his picture so I can also ask my colleagues in case they had seen him. Not long after, a contact different from the one I used in communicating his uncle sent me a picture which was exactly the one I saw on Facebook.

 I immediately messaged him on Instagram but got no response. I checked the tags and messaged one of them and got a response. I told him that I saw his pic on my explore, liked him and decided to follow and message him. Before I could say jack, oga was already liking me and asking when we can see. He said he likes slim girls like me.

 I asked where he was and he mentioned the city I live in, I simply told him that I love in same city but travelled for Christmas(I didn't travel sha) and would see him when I'm back but we should just keep in touch before then. He's just 23. I'm way older than him but I can pass for a 20 year old. 

We got talking and he said he's into FOREX and Crypto. I asked how he spent his Christmas and why he didn't travel, he said he had seen his parents and siblings not long ago and his Christmas was a messy one. I sensed the messy Christmas could involve John Doe; so asked him what was messy about his Christmas.

 To be continued.


VERY LONG but interesting Narrative..... hope it will end with part.....




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PINKYS CORNER

I don't know what this generation is turning into. They have taken some nasty way of life as means of getting rich, some are into betting, some are into ritual while some are into scamming people of their hard earned money.

On Sunday, I was home all through, in fact, I didn't go to church at all because of my health condition. So around 2pm, I decided to just stroll out and also use that opportunity to watch some matches. I got to the bet9ja that is just a stone throw to my house and everywhere was filled up and I had no option than to just stand and rest my back on the cubicle in that shop.

A young boy was standing beside me(I met him there though), he was busy playing baby nseju(virtual), all I was just hearing was, e ba mi play two up, two down over two, I didn't even look at the screen, it got to some stage, I heard e Jo , e play 1,4,9 home and away score two goals..It went on like that for like an hour plus, baby gbe were trabaye.

Not long, the idiot started crying badly, it started from sweat, I thought he was crying because he received a call but I was wrong, it was one elderly man who then asked him what's wrong because people were not even watching the ball again, they were interested in what was making the boy cry. 

The guy who was in the cubicle was now the one who narrated the issue, "he said, the boy is the owner of the fan yogurt truck outside and he has no single yogurt again. I was like so?, he said he used all the money in playing virtual ..

The point is, he is not the owner, he has to report to the fan yogurt office and submit whatever sales made for that day then he will be able to know how much his commission is but baba has enjoyed his life with two up, two done goal goal, 1-5 over 4 etc..

I am so sorry if I sound somehow but sincerely, I didn't even care to advice him, i was just laughing and speaking to him in a very bad manner because to me, it's so annoying to see a young promising boy living his life on luck games, game wey no sabi person wey invent am. It's a pity, the boy went outside and sat at one corner and didn't even bother to go till we finished watching Arsenal match.

As if that was not enough, when I woke up the next morning and prepared for my POS stand, I saw the small truck still at the same position which means he didn't even take it down to fan yogo's office, he decided to leave it there and run away..

I will try to find out if he is back to pick it or its still there .That game is a killer, the game can make the lame walk and make a physically stable man to be a handicap. .

 I can't try what will give me instant tears.

Nah wah oh....Anyway, we move!



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