We only gist and gist in here on a Friday night!
Friday, February 10, 2023
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The situation of things right now in d country is making everything boring,buh in all lord I am grateful.
ReplyDeleteAda ohafia
Brace up for the times ahead.
DeleteFrom November first week I took that decision to stop eating outside but make my meal everyday. It's one decision I really appreciate myself for embarking upon. I cook twice a week and refrigerate and it will last for the week.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I make two different soup in one day. It saves a lot of money for me and I feel so happy about that. I eat so well now and so refreshing.
There's a meal I'm trying to learn now and once I do, I will really be happy making it.
To those who still eat outside, you may not understand how great it is eating a well prepared meal at home.
Check out YouTube for delicious recipes, you can type the name of the meal you want to learn.
DeleteGifty
I learnt this from my mum while growing up. Those who eat out are really trying. It cost more when you eat out.
Delete@excited courtesy, some people can easily afford that money, so it's no bigger for them.
DeleteYou eat out, come back home, you're hungry!
DeleteApart from every other things, the hygienic part of it is everything.
DeleteNothing like knowing what you're eating.
Knowing what enters your belly is the most of all carefulness.
Nice one for you..πππ
Currently working
ReplyDeleteWill bath baby after getting to my evening target then continue.
Responsibility o porrrr
MMBM☺️
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DeleteJust here pressing phone. Infact, I am bored .com
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ReplyDeleteI met this post today.
TGIF Baybie ππ₯³
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired π©π©π© all I need is rest..can anything good come out from Zenith bank? Mtchweeew ππ
I can't even do my laundry this evening cos of how tired I am,na sleep get me so.. hopefully I can wake to connect Hallelujah Challenge by 12am tonight,then watch Smackdown live later by 2am
Happy weekend lovelies π₯³π₯ get groovy jiggy π₯π₯³π
Don't think Smackdown will be that interesting. The build up to the Elimination Chamber hasn't been particularly exciting.. Brock Lesnar vs the All mighty seems the only match generating excitement now
DeleteI hope to join #HC tonight oo, I slept off last night.
DeletePele dear π€ π€ π π
DeleteSorry Paris, please rest well
DeleteSorry dear. I have given up on zenith bank. So dissappointed
DeleteMinister of enjoyment, please rest well.
DeleteNigeria is frustrating
When does the hallelujah challenge end please???
DeleteI’m just here thinking about my life.
ReplyDeleteI stay indoors for weeks trying to save money and once I manage to go out, I spend everything I managed to save!!
Be it 50k or 500k, I will shop endlessly or I can even dash it out or pay for a course or program I won’t attend. I don’t rest until the money finishes
This is serious.
DeleteWhy not put it in fix deposit in bank
Ah ah
DeleteWetin them wan call this one abeg?
Very strange
You really need to discipline yourself,by yourself,you can do it,cos you have identify the issue.
DeleteThis could be a sign of depression, some people go on impulse buying when depressed, the same way some people eat or sleep like the world is coming to an end when they are down mentally.
DeleteI pray for peace that surpasses the understanding of man to flood your soulπ«π«π«
Felicity
Fixed deposit is your beat option plus have a standing instruction with your salary account bank to do a savings for you that you cannot touch.
DeleteI hope you pay your tithe?
This is called impulsive buying. It is a symptom of a deeper problem. Maybe depression, OCD, personality disorder or straight forward hypomania. Get the help you need and it’s hospital please not church. Best wishes
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ReplyDeleteThose owing us gists, pls come and update us.
That bv that her husband abandoned her and her baby in Dublin, how are you now?
The aunty that newly found love and was feeding us with gbenshing stories, how far? E don propose?π
Who again? I have not been following lately
Stella, this is an appeal to all married men in the house, including my husband. You guys should stop sleeping with people's wives o, because if you sleep with people wife , someone else will definitely sleep with us too. Karma is real. Pleas help us to remain faithful by staying in one place. Thanks
ReplyDeleteSo you want Karma
DeleteOya ooo, married men gather here.
DeleteEeya, a willing tool in the hand of karma
DeleteMarried men will not listen
DeleteTrue story
DeleteThe day I fell into adultery unintentionally was the day my karma came. My phone rang while we were at it. My smart watch on my wrist answered the call……guess who? YES, listened and recorded for 7 minutes……karma comes in different forms.
We are good if you are wondering.
Pardoned! Repented!!Humbled!!!
So happy to see chocolate noirs comment today, we thank God.
ReplyDeleteOne of my customer gave me fresh palmwine, I'm chopping the life of my head with antelope pepper soup,abi na soup pepper sef cos I don't understand wetin I mix as I no get pepper soup ingredients at home,but the taste is so yummy,I even regretted not boiling rice π with it. Make we chop life first before we gave naija wahala,na who don chop dey shout for bank
Enjoy yourself π€π
DeleteEnjoy yourself
DeleteLast weekend I drank the freshest palm wine ever in Illah close to Asaba.
DeleteWe were served with Nsala soup, pounded yam and one sweet river fish like that.
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Good evening everyone, bored Friday night.
ReplyDeletePHCN, una nor go make Heaven he Sure me very well.
I was traveling from Oshogbo to Ibadan dis week, i sat at d baq seat of d car, the ventilation was nt enuff and i think say wen car dey move, breeze go dey blow us...
ReplyDeleteOnly God knew d person dat was farting from d middle seat n d breeze would bring it to d baq, and d mess no get place to pass and d thing go disappear for all of us for baq
The person just dey mess and d way d breeze dey bring am.come to us for d baq seat was killing
The messing galore took like 10 mins at interval, if i no exaggerate..
All of us for baq had to cover our noses as windows for baq no good like dat
I no no wen i shouted say make driver pls wait, make the person wey dey mess come down shit
The driver too said he dey perceive d mess
Nobody come down o,
I chop mess no b small
In fact, it took me days b4 i no perceive d mess for my body again
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DeleteSome passengers are wicked sha
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DeleteLMAO
DeleteAnon@20:29 I dont know you but I must say you really made my Friday night you need to see me laughing like hyena! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
DeleteWhat you experience when you enter public transportation.
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DeleteππPele..farting and using airfreshner has body sprays near me are what I do not pray for in a public transport.
DeleteSomeone did this to me on the plane and it is very painful
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DeleteToday made it one one week my husband's hoe woke me up by 1am with video call and nude pics of her and my husband sleeping over in a hotel. She mocked me so well with words and his nudes. The poor man was sleeping while all this was going on. He was stalk naked snoring. Side chicken was harassing me plus disclosing all my personal secretz. Words fail me.
ReplyDeleteThe person you could play dealt in a nice and calm way, even if you'd melt it should not be before her. She's achieved her aim, next time ask her what's the use of the information she's sharing with you, if you don't stand up for yourself she'll continue to torment you to leave for her.
DeleteFelicity
And what did you do?
DeleteYou are still in his house.
The guts from her is worrisome.
DeleteShameless horseband man, Madan stay strong
My dear press ignore Button. The side chick wants you to get angry and leave your husband! Talk to your husband calmly see his response from there you will know if your marriage is worth saving! No go dey fight ooooo. Use your brain not your heart in matters like this! Your husband has serious questions to answer.
DeleteYour husband is the main enemy and not the side chicken as you called her . Go confront your husband cos he sols put all your secret just to get into her cookies.
DeleteGosh. I hope you taking care of yourself. Why do ppl do such evil things? Isn't it enough to just take their abominable sin and leave you to sleep in peace. Will she or her daughters not marry one day, wtf does she think will happen to the evil seeds she has sown. Then they come disturbing ppl with stories in their later years when they know that it is retribution striking them.
DeleteJust pray that she lives to see her harvest. Confront your husband too and tell him to stop discussing you and your family life with his loose women. I cannot stand men who have to throw their wives under the bus for bicycle poosay, that everyone gets a ride on.
Sorry for the emotional torture.
DeleteEayah, hope you recorded it to show him. Useless man. I hope you will do the needful to your stupid horseband
DeleteOh my God
DeleteHow did you handle it? It’s well
While trying to get keke to my route, some guys walked passed me then I checked my bag, the bag that was closed was opened.
DeleteOnly God knew how they did that, I quickly checked my bag, my phone and the extra slippers was gone.
The guy who picked the phone couldn't move away as there were people around, then he said he saw the phone on floor then handed the phone to me, another gave me my slippers.
I collected my items, put my bag under my armpit and increased my speed, to go board keke to my house.
Imagine the replies I'm seeing here, side chick wants her to leave the marriage for her, which marriage? Is that one a marriage or a situationship?
DeleteMadam, remain there and save your "marriage" o. Keep praying and crying.
Can never be me sha. I would dump the idiot of a man, let him marry his sidechick if he likes. As long as I am at peace with no man or side chick giving me sleepless nights. Marriage is not a ticket to heaven or long life, infact, marriage shortens some women's lives, e.g this poster(if she doesn't find her way)
22:49, unless you have been in the same situation you do not know what you would do. Nobody knows what they would do in any situation until they are in it. None of us know ourselves 100%.
DeleteSo Here's my gist. It is about my days as a corper. I was posted to Ota in Ogun state but i didn't really serve. I was a comfortable corper and i really didn't need the allawee. I left it for them at the secretariat. I only go to sign clearance from my base in makurdi.
ReplyDeleteOn a particular return trip back to Makurdi from Ota, I was seated close to some fresh babes and since I was feeling like a fine boy, I didn't hesitate to strike up a conversation. Everything was going smoothly. The babes were all over me it appeared(I'm a great conversationalist). I was already even indicating to one of them that i'll want to see more of her when we get to Makurdi and she was receptive. I was excited. I didn't know that nature had other plans.
Just as we approached Asaba, i felt a rumbling in my stomach but i ignored it. However, as we got into the heart of the town, i realized that something more serious was going on inside. Na shit dey worry me. Not wanting to loseguard, I faintly mentioned to the driver that i needed to RELIEVE myself. Na me get english abi? The driver ignored me even after i repeated myself a number of times. We approached Onitsha bridge and met serious hold up. My people, my ancestors plan me that day. Inside the hold up, with soldiers controlling traffic and a driver that didn't care, i abandoned english o. I didn't even send the babes again. I started screaming at the driver from the back seat that i was, "DRIVER! I WAN SHIT! DRIVER I WAN SHIT OOO!!" I was screaming at the top of my voice. Before i knew it, i was trying to squeeze myself out through the window of the bus. I didn't care what the soldiers or the passengers would say. I was prepared to risk the bus going on without me.
Seeing the urgency of my situation, the driver appealed to me to please hold on till we crossed the bridge. Those few minutes were the longest in my life. As soon as we got to Onitsha and the driver packed, na so i fly comot from bus with reckless abandon. I saw one abandoned filling station and rushed inside to do my business. Those useless Onitsha boys gathered and were waiting for me saying i must pack it or pay. I didn't even hesitate. I gave them 5k and returned to the waiting bus. If you see the look those girls were giving me eh? One even asked, "Oga, you no go speak your queens English again?" Shame no even allow me answer her. Na so I silent till we arrived Makurdi.
Las las I and them became great friends but any time they need serious laughs, they bring the matter up. No pray make shit ever disgrace you.
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DeleteMy question is ,how did you passed onitsha when your going from Ogun to Benue state??? Abi na dj whyk mule levels
DeleteHahahahahahahah
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DeleteOta- onitsha -makurdi.how come???
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DeleteYou can hold your pee for hours, but poop no. That's why some ppl stick to the same diet and never try new foods.
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DeleteHahahaha. Shit matter no be here oo. Dey disgrace king and queen
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DeleteMy favorite π,enjoy.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyment lady ☺️☺️
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ReplyDeleteEnjoy your self.
DeleteGoodevning fam
ReplyDeleteEnjoyment minister
ReplyDeleteNa God hand we dey for this country.
ReplyDeleteAEDC you guys are not trying, the weather is so hot.
ReplyDeleteGood evening peeps! A customer of mine was very angry just because his transfer wasn't seen earlier enough. Pick some and leave some since I wasn't credited but his been debited. He refused and swore never to patronise me again.
ReplyDeleteI was only trying to avoid scammers cos I have been a victim couple of times
Don't worry. You have to protect yourself from scammers. The economic frustrations boiling over. Maybe putting up a polite sign may help so they know ahead of time.
DeleteTGIF babyππππ
ReplyDeleteStill moving, And wasting precious time on SDK. Yep, I am procrastinating big time
ReplyDeleteMotherhood is hardwork, from the troubles that comes with pregnancy, the changes, and then labour pain, you will teach the child to carry their neck, teach them to sit, listen to them blab, say yes to something you clearly don't understand, then they begin to crawl, scattering the whole house, then they stand, walk, started learning to talk, porty training, waking up in the middle of the night to carry them out to weee, the many sleepless night, the times they get sick, it can be so tiring, but if you have help from your partner, it's a relief but you see this single mom of a thing, O di very tiring, my tired is very tired, seeing your child down in this hot weather and harsh economy, Ahhh if I no craze like this, I no go ever craze again.... Happy Friday everyone
ReplyDeleteThen God forbid, imagine smone will finish all this and the child will grow and cut them off, that is when they would remember that the mother is not worthy of even an invite to their wedding. If not curse, what other weapon does the mother have at that stage when her energy has finished.
DeleteHmmmmmm
DeleteIt’s well honey. How about his/her dad?
DeleteIt is hard work. Can you get a maid to help out for few hours few times a week? Trustworthy maid ni o, make dem no run away with your child. Or what about her dad? Can you co parent with him? Wishing you the best.
DeleteYou no go craze my sister π€π€π€,all will end in praise.
ReplyDeletePerfect healing to your child.
Since I started working at the hotel as receptionist, my eyes have seen shege. For those of you that claim the your husband is faithful, I laugh in French π€£πππππ
ReplyDeleteYou no go dey gist us ni?
DeleteGod I thank you for the life of my daughter. Please touch her with your hands of healing. Heal her lord, and may your name be praised forever
ReplyDeleteMay she be healed swiftly and compmetely. Amen.
DeleteShe is healed in Jesus name.
DeleteShe's healed In the name of Jesus Christ
DeleteThank you for your prayers. I'm grateful.
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ReplyDeleteAll the best to you. The abroad is no bed of roses. But proress is progress. Your confidence will build and better things will come.
DeleteAll the best to you
DeleteEnjoy!
ReplyDeleteMe, na only God go help me.
It is well with my soul.π
I’m in love with my childhood friend. This guy asked me out so many times but because he doesn’t fit my type of guy in terms of outward appearance like swag, bad boy look, no church boy look, I said NO over and over. Even introduced him to 2 of my gfs so he’ll leave me alone. It didn’t work out with my friends sha. Now that he’s married and I’m married, we reconnected again not too long ago. We’ve been having conversations on a deeper level and I’m just like this na the type of guy that would have given me peace of mind, love and affection. Swagger guy I married don show me shege at home & my eyes don clear. God understands sha. If there’s a marriage in the next life, I’ll jejely look for a church boy that’ll give me peace of mind! Happy Friday BVs!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
DeleteIt’s well
It’s well
DeleteNa wetin you deserve.
DeleteStop before Okafor's law takes effect.
DeleteSince i heard about the death of A.K.A the south African Singer, sleep just eluded me.... Such a fine guy just wasted like that..ππ
ReplyDeleteSad to hear about his death. This should be a lesson for those that support evil. Karma is a sore bitch. He openly supported the killings of Nigerians in SA...can he say thanks to them for killing him?
DeleteYou are sad because he was a fine guy? He was a fine guy though..........
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