Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

This column is to keep you updated on the gbasgbos, gists and everything happening on the blog comment section that you probably might be too busy to notice. The drama and brouhahas are well documented.

Last week, Blogger had a upgrade which made posting and publishing comments almost impossible and because of this, our usual 'Friday Night Post' was reposted on Saturday. Among the 82 comments on the post was Teejay 's, where he made a 15 paragraph comment, which the first two was about people cheating unintentionally because their ex wouldn't let them be. Then, in his subsequent paragraphs, he narrated about how his ex girlfriend, which the relationship he had with her looked very bright, out of the blues informed him that she'd be getting married to someone else. Teejay said for this girl, almost became a SIMP and spent heavily on her even though he wasn't that financially buoyant at the time they were dating.

He said the babe, after being served breakfast came back to him, wanting them to continue from where they stopped But, otilo because Teejay has fallen in love with another babe.

Eka joy commented under his post, asking him how his first two paragraphs related to his comment. Teejay took out time to give an explanation to her question. Then, on Sunday spontaneous post, Teejay made about how he's never going to engage a certain person on the blog because shoe has size and he has grown past some bunkum! At this point, 'i need some 'akara and bread to be washed out with chilled viju milk while I listen to my fave songs on the radio.

Then, on Monday spontaneous post, whilst Nigerians were celebrating democracy day, Eka joy woke up and decided to use wheelbarrow to pack shades which wasn't hers. Eka, said that if she replies Teejay the way she deems fit, Stella wouldn't post. Stella then warned her not to ever mention her name in her rogbondiyan. She said that once her comments are curse free and doesn't litter other posts, she'd post.

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We were still on Eka vs Teejay plus the numerous wise anons, when Blackie posted a comment wishing BVs a happy democracy day and a beautiful morning. when BV Sandra commented under his post "morning dear, sorry I missed your calls last night. I'll return them today". Sandra baby, kindly tell us whether to start saving up for asoebi.

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In this life, may we not be unfortunate. Stella remembered the serial scammer, Mark Morgan (Mark Akachi Njoku) who was a very popular BV and a Ladies' man before he was exposed. He used to lie that he works with British Tobacco Company and also worked for former vice president, Prof Yemi Osinbanjo. MM usually come in form of a very good friend or in form of a destiny helper/big boy. He makes people very comfortable around him, then he strikes! He also begs for as low as 1k, 2k to barb. His pictures were posted on Monday and Tuesday ihn so that BVs will be wary of him and his type and never fall victim to scammers.

There are very mad and evil people roaming the internet. One demented anon was barking like a rabid dog, alleging that Stella waits for her rich friends to credit her account. Then, rushes to the blog to announce giveaways. This anon said "they" saw Stella's dad's burial. Stella replied and cussed out the anon that they will be buried like a dog without a owner.. Many BVs cursed out the anon that dropped that message...... May Nobody see the anons burial AMEN

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One anon posted that he/she doesn't like BV Milkshakes and milkshakes retorted that the feeling is mutual. Then, BV Eesah took it upon himself to defend Milkshakes and also advised him to continue speaking his truth no matter whose ox is gored. He went further to tell him not to lose his voice because that's the greatest disservice to himself. Eesah also told Milkshakes not to comment to seek acceptance from strangers on a faceless blog who doesn't care about him.


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On Tuesday ihn, BV Kelvin decided to take it upon himself to advise BV Milkshakes to stop going under people's comments with his corrections isonu. He also told him that being the most unliked(SIC) BV isn't cool. Then, he went further to wonder why Milkshakes chose the blog ID as a guy.

Some anons said Milkshakes ousted himself to be G#y on one Friday night post like that, that his se#uality, gay, is an open secret. Then, BV Miss Aboki wrote "Sister Miliki is an agege lover. I'm sure he wanks with Peter Obi's pictures hence the obsession. I was like yekpa, sister Miliki bawo? Anyways, sister Miliki wrote a very long clapback and told his haters to expect more truth from him as they can't shut him up, neither can they break him.

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BV Morayo announced that God has perfected her mom's healing. She thanked everyone that prayed for her mom, and we also pray her mom's healing be permanent in Jesus name, Amen

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Who deyyy???!!! Our very own Ezege worldwide, CEO extraordinaire, one and only Teejay announced that he's finally going to propose to his girlfriend. He asked for suggestions on how to spice up the day as he's popping the question on his babe's birthday. He also made it known that money isn't the reason why he hasn't settled down since. Also, need I mention that as a real gee that he says he is, he won't be kneeling to propose. Congratulations Teejay. We are waiting for news of the proposal


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On Thursday morning, it rained credit alerts. Thank you so much Stella for putting smiles on the faces of strangers, God bless you real good.

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BV Milkshakes did a disclaimer, he stated that he hasn't being posting on Nairaland with the moniker "geniusvincent" and his account has been inactive for about 6mnths, says a Beguiler or imposter may be on the cusp of tarnishing his image. 

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Stella announced there'll be giveaway to support old hustles and it's only eligible to BVs with very active IDs. She says that it'll take miracle and intense prayers for those that have received business giveaway more than once to convince her into getting another one. Also, anyone that has it in mind to lick her ass like ice cream should consider her/himself disqualified. She called on blog witches and wizards, pastors inclusive to pray for adverts. Then, she begged BVs to act normal by giving her blessed name, Jewuluchi a break.

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BV Ali B in his Friday edition of his daily nuggets posted that, burning bridges with exes after breakups, especially sensible ones isn't a wise thing to do. He said that those exes may be vital for you tomorrow. He asserted that instead of cutting off completely, boundaries should be created. Most BVs did not share his ideology.

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Teejay shared with us he's beginning to love Law now and he wishes to be a lawyer but age wouldn't permit him. His inspiration are Labour party lawyers. BV Pinky advised him that age cannot stop him from achieving whatever he sets his mind to achieve. Then an anon asked him for clarification on the babe he's proposing to. Note, Teejay shared with us about the tomato seller he met at the market and also another babe he met at the polling unit on Feb 23rd presidential election. Teejay then clarified that the lucky angel is the polling unit babe. Wahala for who no vote o.

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BV Kelvin noticed that during the credit alerts rain on the blog, appreciative BVs made stand alone post to thank Stella and show their sincere appreciation except one person. He noticed that this person just found a way of squeezing his comment under somebody else's comments that if you don't look well, you wouldn't notice the 5k acknowledgement post. Then, this person did subsequent stand alone comments. Well, Toodles!

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Teejay shared that his landlord increased his rent due to fuel subsidy, Dante also revealed that his landlord also slapped him with 100k increment. Then, he went ahead to share that at this point, he doesn't mind being and Abuja big boy. (Abuja big boys are said to live on packaging and their cars are their homes). He also revealed that he might as well consider moving to Ibadan. Thereby squatting with Pinky since Stella described his new apartment as big. Pinky told him his house is always open to him but he told to make sure he enjoys praying cos he fires prayers in his house. Pinky said he doesn't regret having Dante here, he swore to his anus.


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BV Supernova lamented that her mom saved her brothers' numbers on her phone with sweet names but saved hers with her full name. (Surname and first name) Dante consoled her and assured her he'll save her contact with sweeter names.

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During Milkshakes, sister Miliki faceoff with BVs, an anon begged BVs to pls ignore him. As being on his case might prompt Stella to dash him some Benjamins to pepper his haters. This comment really amused Stella. She announced that anyone that could prove they made the comment would get a credit alert from her... Has anyone contacted her yet?

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Dante's admirers have noticed that since he got back from the hospital, he's been lenient to women and has stopped bashing the womenfolk unprovoked. Dante retorted that after he told us that James Bond has nothing on him when he's on the steering wheel and also wanted to place a bet, the blog winches and wizards struck then he lost money he was to bet with. Infact, he says we should be thankful he's still commenting. Affliction shall never rise against you again, Amen.

Lastly, we thank God Stella has not given advice on the chroniclöes that earned her bashing this week.. We pray the holy spirit takes over her life and she continues giving sound advice......

See you next week Sunday for the weekly updates of BV activities in the comment section..

By SDK BV OyinGATE

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