Stella Dimoko Hilarious Quotes Of Nollywood Actors Responses When They Are Caught Cheating


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Friday, October 06, 2023

Hilarious Quotes Of Nollywood Actors Responses When They Are Caught Cheating

This is about to be a Rollercoaster of Laughter.....

In the movies we have seen over the years, when some Nollywood actors are caught by their wives in bed with another woman ,they may say..

Ramsey Noah :
"I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain"

John Okafor(Mr Ibu) :
"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"

Pete Edochie :

"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I'll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"

Chiwetalu Agu :
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are an old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?"

Nkem Owoh(Osụọfia) :
"I said it. This is a set up. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not,why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman. Don't worry, when we get to the ụmụnna,you'll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"

Olu Jacobs :
"Now,I am sorry. I'll give you a cheque of #10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I'll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"

Charles Awurum 
"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still be a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her,but she no gree. Na im I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong"

Francis Odega :
"Honey,I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come una two resemble so? Nawaoh! Na when I dey on top the thing I come begin wonder say my wife thing no dey ever sound so. My wife own na kpaa kpaa kpaa. But this one dey sound fukum fukum fukum. Na the thing I just dey wonder before you come open door"

Tony Umez :
"I am sorry, duurling"


Any other actor you want to add?


  1. John Okafor and Chinwetalagu are just bunkums 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Stellz you missed Sam loco ooooo e dey get plenty 🤣 So thé street Urchinssss told you about the session happening in my burukutu barakata 🤣😂

  2. Team Obasanjo for me 😁:

    Please forgive me and always pray for me, o don't know why I chase women and can't be faithful. I'm like Naaman in the Bible but mine is sexual leprosy, just keep praying for me..

    The.G.O.A.T 🐐
    Agba scoper🙌
    Na you dey cheat, na you still be victim wey need prayers😂.. na why that him ex babe no fit forgive am, that thing can pain ehn, when you finally have sense and see things for the way it is..

    1. Obasanjo said this? When and where?

    2. Copy my second paragraph and search it on Google, a link to a post on SDK blog would come up..

      Click and read..

      The day it was posted, I saw many of you guys saying the post is too long say Una no go read am, now you want to stress somebody🙄

    3. Obj suppose dey among the actors. Sexual leprosy..hahahah

    4. You no dey forget something 😂 See how you mastered the lines so well .

  3. Na that Tony own funny pass 😂

  4. Can't believe I was reading out loud in their various voices 😂😂. Sam Loco is missing oh

    1. 😂😂 IJ baby me and you both 😂 I was also reading in their various voices,facial and body expressions 😂😂. Very funny.

      Osuofia na typical naija man..will always blame woman for his yeye lifestyle 😂😂

    2. Me too, I read all in their voices while imagining their faces. Whoever that wrote this got it perfectly 👌

    3. LOL 😄, @BV osundi, I share same sentiment with you on Osuofia own.

  5. Hahahah!
    OMG! This got me ooh🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. lol. this is so funny. Chinwe Ntalagwu eeehhhnnn... that man's proverbs when caught is something else. Our Legendary pette Edochie, the king of all proverbs

  7. "Ekwensu eromancia mammy water". Chiwetalu Agu is one funny actor I swear🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. Chika(hello iya boys)6 October 2023 at 13:50

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chaii

  8. 😆 😆 Stellamo I no get one oh, but you want boost my belle 😆 😆

  9. Kai 🤣😂🤣very very apt o lmao this is so funny especially
    Papa Pete

  10. Hahahahahaha... I don laf taya

  11. Nkem will never accept and say sorry 😀😃😄

  12. Sir Pete and Nkem for me

    Obi for president
    Wizkid FC
    Proudly Tiv

  13. They are all hilarious🤣,fear no go let who catch Pete Edochie talk wetin e see😅

  14. 😂😂😂😂😂

  15. Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this is freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


  16. Stella Thank you! I be dey vex before but light my face 🥰

  17. Omo this is very accurate , it feels like I was watching the scene 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  18. I actually read them in their voices. hahahahahaha. Very accurate.

  19. 🤣🤣🤣😂


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