SUNDAY Laughs

Some laughs in text....

-.Someone walks up to you eating Ice-Cream and tells you to help him with bus-fare cos he's Stranded.. LMAO

- That awkward moment when you type"Trophyless" on Google and the result shows"Arsenal"..that was b4 last season sha.

-.Just put currency sign to be your profile picture and gidi girls would add you ASAP

-. If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible and anointing oil or Quran as birthday gift, free her, she is a WITCH"

-.They say love is more important than money? Please try paying a conductor with a hug and kiss and tell me what you get.

-. Women are like police, they might have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
-. People That Smoke Weed Before Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"
-. At home your parents will call you from your room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them.

-. If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even use of IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
-. If 80k Brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good sense into your life"

-. Ushers!.. They won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. "Thought the house of God is also my father's house?"

-. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD REPLY'S-*Shut up too* Yoruba KID SAYS: "daddy, Shut up " *wakes up*....where am i? DOCTOR: .. At intensive care unit, LUTH ".
-. Some people with name fad, how can you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?"