Drama King Teejay's Corner

 The man With all the Drama you can Imagine!!!

''I came back from my travel after two months and a week and discovered someone has rented the apartment closer to mine. As I was opening the entrance gate to my room, a lady voice roared, ''Na who be that?'' I kept mute and was about entering when a fair lady came out from the parlour and greeted me. I responded evening ma'am. She asked if I'm the neighbor they said traveled. I replied yes and asked if they're now my next door neighbor. She smiled and said yes. I told her welcome and went in. 

That night, a man over 40 I would later known as the main occupant of the apartment came back. We greeted and gisted briefly. I welcomed him and told him to feel free. During introduction, the  lady screamed that I'm from her mother's side. She's a northerner but the mother is Igbo from my state. From that moment, she began calling me 'My brother' and interact with me very well. 

Initially I thought they were couple and I asked her the next day how's Oga? She said Oga kwa? That's she's a widow with a daughter. I said I don't understand. She said  he's just squatting her and no partner are they. It was at this point, she narrated how she came from North to Port Harcourt but lost connection of the person she had in mind of staying with. I think she said the person relocated from the old location she had known. It was at a joint she was relaxing, this man found her and after listening to her decided to take her home to stay for few days before she could find her way. 

At first according to her, she refused the man but he insisted and told her not to be afraid that he's a man of God. That was what convinced her to follow him. What seems like a few days stay got into weeks and a month. When trouble began, the guy approached me and began to complain bitterly that I should talk to my sister. Obviously, he has heard her always calling me 'My brother' when I asked him what the problem was all about, he narrated a different thing to me on how he met her. That she told him her husband drove her away and took the kids. My mouth was left hanging. This is someone who told me she lost her husband and he was buried this last November of 2024.

At that point, I began to put 1 and 2 together. He complained that the lady doesn't sweep the house day to day. She don't even wash the bedspread. When she cooks, she will eat it all before he returns from work and keep the unwashed pot and plates for him to know she ate that day. The most annoying aspect of it is that, different men now comes to pick her up. Sometimes she comes back late or the next day. He also told me how he saw female cond#m in her bag about one packet. I didn't know when I shouted blood of Jesus. This one na real OS oooo. He also said he asked her few days after she started staying with him if she'll marry him but there was no response from her. 

''I have heard all you said and I'm going to ask and talk to her when she's back.'' I told him. Eventually I did as I said. On her own narrative, she said the man doesn't take care of her but always want to gbensh her. ''How can he gbensh me on an empty stomach? Does he think I'm like his Akwa ibom sisters?'' She said unless the man starts taking care of her, she won't open her legs again to him. That any man who does, she will give the man enough of herself. I said to myself, Ezege thank God you have left the things of this world and found God. Or else what kinda temptation is this from a plus size lady? sorry for the digression. 

One day she came back late night after a man had picked her up earlier in the presence of my neighbor. My neighbor refused her entering and told her to leave his house. I was almost asleep when I heard the noise outside. I came out and saw them. I pleaded for calm to hear both of them. The lady was threatening of breaking the door after the count of five if he hasn't open the door. Even landlady came out to intervene but to no avail. What I heard next that shocked me was, ''Okay naa I don hear you. I go leave your house but you go pay me wetin them dey pay ashawo. My money na 500k for the one month you carried me dey f#ck me. She swear say if he didn't give her that money she won't leave the house. She began speaking aggressively in Hausa language and swearing. 

This is serious.. My neighbor went into panic mood and was afraid. He asked me what he is going to do? I told him open door let her sleep tonight. You need to see the speed he use in opening the door and said to me, tell her I don open the door. He has seen real threats, blackmail and swear all in one. Where him from get 500k? Till date they're still cohabiting. She carry Oga handicap over 5.5. Football gangs will understand this better.

Sometimes when I return, I will see both of them gisting and smiling outside. I will say to myself, Oga this one na your cross, carry am well. They'll both greet me and I will greet back. What I do now, I don't judge or involve myself again on their drama once they starts. I will just put my earpiece on. Almost everybody in the area have known her. She lies for a living. This lady claimed she came from the north but she knows almost every places in Port Harcourt I mentioned.    

Severally, she has tried to lure me but that kind person God forbid. I no fit get er#ction eeeeh. 

I doubt she'll ever leave that guys house. The guy from what I heard, didn't finish secondary school. He can't even read or write. So I understand why he can't think properly on how to handle this case. The last thing I told him before I decided never to intervene anymore was that, he should bear in mind if anything happen to her in her sexual escapades with men, they will trace who she's staying with first and being a northerner should get him worried.''.

Welcome back Teejay, please dont boring..... Like i always beg Pinky, please try not to make it too long and please do not use s#xual words....use coded words....

As for this story, your neighbour has been sleeping with her otherwise what is he having panic for? abeg mind your business