Drama King Teejay's CORNER

There's this guy in my vicinity that football brought us into friendship. A bit older than me. At weekends when I'm around, I do watch matches at his bar. 

He loves our interactions on football to the point that he usually check up on me whenever there's a star match and I'm not in his bar. Sometimes, we often throw football banters, for that's the beauty of sports fanship.

He has a pretty lover though not married but has a kid with her. I was shocked the very first time I noticed both of them take weed, Canadian loud and all that. I also learnt they cook with it as well. I was shocked cos they both look calm, easy going and very clean. 

Most guys I have seen taking weed and colos usually have this brown tooth as a result of not brushing. Bad breath, burnt, dark and swollen lips. They're usually unkempt, even malnourished. But this guy and his woman are exceptionally neat and well dressed.

Earlier this week, I teased him by asking, ''for a beginner, between weed and colos which one will I start with and graduate to?'' He responded by saying I should start with colos so that I will run mad quickly. You need to see the heavy laughter from the both of us. Funny guy. He knew I'm not serious about it hence the response.

When I talked about his woman also taking weed, he smiled and showered her with so many nice pleasantries. He said to me, nothing can ever separate their love. He narrated how they have been together over a decade. He said she's the only woman that understands and reads him very well.

Furtherance to that, he went on to say the many instances his woman has caught him admiring other women and she will be like, ''You want her? Make I run am for you.'' He said he has strived few women through his woman running the shit. I don't know what to make of it but it is so shocking hearing that. I asked him, ''For real?'' He laughed and said we Nigerians take life and this relationship thing too serious. 

He began narrating his few years overseas and how couples (some) will visit a club, exchange partners in the dance floor, leave with each other partner to their home or hotel and then make out time with the person. In the morning of the next day, they return to their partner and continue their life.

Though I've once heard this from someone but hearing it again confirms it's real.

Mehn!!! This is crazy I must say. What woman will arrange another woman for her guy's pleasure or men exchanging their wives for their s#xual fantasy. This one is too heavy I must say. I heard as well that over there, marriage isn't taken too serious like we do here in Nigeria. 

A part in me is still finding this whole thing difficult to believe but then, anything could be possible.