Monday In House News

  Majestic Monday Hailings!!!

MONDAY MEMO

I greet you all......

I hope that your day is going on well? It was a cool weekend but the sun is up again today, honestly i cant deal!!! This hot, cold, hot cold is not it at all...This is why some people run back to the weather in Naija but as e be like this, naija weather is not even reliable again...LOL
Hmmm someone was saying over the weekend that in 10 years or more the whole of lekki and environs will be swallowed by water.....My head just big as i hear am cos i remembered when i almost drowned in baby swimming pool..LOL

Make una send in Chronicles if e dey......

Shout out to all the Columnists...Thank you all for thrilling us with really Interesting stories,if you are a columnist you can also use your column to advertise whatever you sell......The advert would be free....

None of you got the reason why i like Thursday........Its not cos of the fact that i dont cook....

Before the week ends, i will think of something Interesting for In house news that may be a giveaway...Dunno what it is yet, if you have ideas, send them to my email and do not post here----

The amoeba like nonentity that is monitoring me on this blog eh, you go tire....Someone tried to Insinuate that i sacked BV Caren, your head no dey there....The job i gave her was for a few months and its over...If she is not commenting anymore then she must be busy.....I know who made that comment, it must feel good to want to force it o everyone that i fight all BVs..........

Well i dont need any BV to be my friend..read and go.if you come to my private space to gaslight me you will get exactly what you deserve...Stay on your lane and lets respect each other......

hugs to everyone....

kisses to everyone

watermelon wins to everyone

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SAD TRUE STORY BY BV

Isaac, is a 52 year old father of 4 adorable children. 

He loved God, loved his neighbours and just generally loves people. 

As the community chairman he was always available to assist people in every capacity and settle conflicts, sometimes even between couples. Isaac, was loved by everyone both in and outside the community.

The morning of 31st December 2024 was just a normal day for Isaac and his family. He was outside writing briefs for a meeting he will be attending in the next couple of hours. His wife was doing laundry next to him. 

When suddenly power was restored but there was no electricity in his house.

He quickly called his personal electrician to come and fix the problem.
The electrician came after some few minutes with all his tools but forgot his gloves.
He told Isaac, that he had forgotten his gloves, he can't work without them. He rushed off to go get the gloves.
After a while Isaac, became impatient. He decided to fix the electrical problem himself.

His wife told him not to try it, that he should wait for the electrician who is more experienced an equipped to come and fix the problem. He said okay. Thinking that he will actually listen to her, his wife took her laundry to the backyard to spread.

 Immediately his wife went to the backyard, Isaac, carried some of the electrician's tools and climbed the iron ladder with just his boxers and bathroom slippers. He was hoping to fix the problem before the electrician comes back, and maybe brag that he did it.

Barely 5 minutes after he climbed the iron ladder to fix the electrical problem from the pole. His wife heard a loud sound on the roof and something rolled over and landed on the ground with a thunderous sound that shook everywhere.
His wife quickly ran to the front of the house only to find her husband lying on the ground lifeless, he had already urinated on himself. She screamed for help. Neighbors came and quickly rushed him to the hospital he was pronounced dead on arrival.

When the electrician came back after 20 minutes he was told that the person he just left some few minutes ago is dead. The man wailed!

Isaac, will never get to give his daughter's hand in marriage, he will never see his grandchildren, he will never grow old with his wife. All he had to do was to wait for 20 minutes, for the electrician to come back and fix the problem.
His decision to climb that ladder changed the course of his family forever.

This just teaches that one should be Patient in all things

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POOR VERSUS POOR LOVERS

If you're poor and dating someone poor, keep these 7 things in mind.

1. Love alone will not pay bills. Both of you need to be intentional about building financial stability, because poverty puts a heavy strain on relationships.
You are both in survival mode and it will be difficult to think clearly or make future plans. In this situation, the first person to break through may not be benevolent to the other.

2. Family expectations can be overwhelming. Relatives may see your union as a source of financial help, and you need boundaries or it will drain you both.
You may be pushing barrow or doing conductor work in peace, earning small money to take care of yourself and your woman. Then you come home one day and meet her 3 siblings who came for "holiday". 5 months after, 2 of them are still there.

3. Opportunities are harder to access. Without family wealth or connections, you’ll have to work twice as hard and be more creative to climb socially and economically.
It is never easy for "poor man pikin".

4. Conflict about money is almost guarantee. Scarcity breeds tension, so you must learn financial discipline and communication early.
Your partner may desire a new watch or hair when there is no gas in the house to cook. It is sad, but it is someone's reality.

5. Patience and long term vision are essential. Progress will likely be slow, and you’ll need to remind yourselves often why you’re enduring the struggle together.
And when you finally "make it", do not abandon each other. No rich person is ever truly loved for just being. There is always a condition attached heavily, so you're better off sticking to who was there when you had little or nothing.

6. Pride won’t feed you. Both of you should be willing to take humble jobs, hustle, and sacrifice ego for survival and growth.
"I'm a soft babe and I can't suffer" will only lead you to expend a part of you that should remain exclusive.

7. Poverty can kill romance if you’re not intentional. Stress, fatigue, and lack can choke intimacy, so you’ll need deliberate effort to keep love alive beyond survival.
Small time, you will no longer see water or be able to stand again.

When you are poor, it is not only about if she genuinely loves you. Do you also truly love her? Often, poor men may not be with their preferable woman. Instead, they may be with an available woman. It may seem like love. But it is really convenience.
It may surprise you to note that many poor people do not even know themselves. Many are anodyne. Some are humbled, which is an entirely different thing from being humble. Some have anger issues that go away when money comes their way.

Even though you do not like beans, when you are hungry and beans is offered to you, you will eat. Yes, that beans is good for you. It has protein and fibre. But if you had your way, you won't eat it. Many people who marry when they are poor are eating beans when they would rather eat rice!

Hmmmmmmm!!!

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WIERDFACTS

---Official temperatures are always measured in the shade, not in the sun

---You burn more calories in cold weather than warm weather

----Insomniacs may also experience “sleep misperception”

When you believe you were up all night but, in reality, you’ve slept for hours

---Twerking is actually good exercise. It works the deep muscles of the hips, as well as the core muscles of the lower back and abs.

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