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Friday, September 26, 2025

Friday Night Gisting Post

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  1. Three bunches of my banana was mature for cutting last weekend. I gave a bunch to my brother and his wife. Sent another to my Mom and kept one for myself. A woman who sells fruit and bottled groundnut thought I was going to share the one I kept for myself with her.

    I had covered mine on Sunday evening. This morning before going out, I checked it and saw it's ripe for consumption. I ate about four pieces of it and brought it out from where I covered it.

    This evening when I came back, I went to buy bottled groundnut from her. The woman told me 2,000 naira. I asked if I can get the one of 1,500. She said no. I bought it for 2,000. As I was about leaving, she asked of the banana. I told her that is the reason I bought the groundnut. She began to beg I give it to her to sell. I asked her how much is she offering so I can divide it into three and give her two part. She said buy ke? Can't I give it to her for free? So if she gives me money now I will collect it.

    I asked her the groundnut I bought now, did she give it to me free? She said I should leave that thing that I'm a man. I shouldn't be stingy. She has started blackmailing me emotionally already of being a manπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Okay, I told her refund 1,000 to me for the groundnut I purchased and I will give you 2/3 of the banana. This woman refused ooo.. I jejely walked away. As I was going, she said I'm not a good person.

    I think I understand why she behaved so. Twice I have given banana for free. Now she's become entitled to it. The audacity women have over men's thing sometimes baffles me. Because you're a woman and so fucking what?


    Abeg abeg abeg.

    Wey the banana and groundnut sef πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    © TEEJAY

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    1. "The audacity women have over men's things..."
      Later, you will say you don't generalize.
      Jisike.

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    2. She is not alright at all, make she come carry am.

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    3. So that is the only thing you could picked from my comment baaa? Una too like trouble here pass any other thing I swear.


      © TEEJAY

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    4. Lucky you
      A bunch of banana i bought from bush market since a week plus has refused to ripe 😌

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    5. Teejay I disagree with you generalizing this situation, it should be audacity of this particular woman not all women. She is greedy and not all women are. Good evening

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    6. Yea @Yemi7up, she's a greedy woman. Apologies to the ungreedy women. I mean better women oo. Na this bad women dey always rope una into this. Make una no vex.

      @Gloglo,

      If you allow the banana to mature very well it doesn't take time to ripe. Again, cover it very well without ventilation getting into it. The heat will make it ripe quickly.

      I am even selling considerately. Since it's not my main line of business. I do sell a bunch for 4k and sometimes 5k. Big bunch for that matter. Even the one I wanted to give that woman would have given her up to 5,000 after sales. She couldn't sacrifice 1k. Someone I have dash banana twice, as in two bunch in two different occasion.

      Me and my neighbor for compound will do justice to it. Yeye woman.

      © TEEJAY

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    7. Some women are like that. Only men should give out freely. Make sure you don't give her next time.
      If she's not ready to pay, share it to other people if you fel like.

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    8. Gloglo, this happened to me too, mine took almost two weeks to get ripe

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  2. Just here watching flatmates and chilling with a can of smirnoff double black.

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  3. Keep pushing, your “yes” will come.
    Never give up.
    Have a great weekend fam πŸ™

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    1. Slimzy, what's up? It's been a while, hope you are okay.

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    2. @Sluttychic, I am good, and I am fine. How's everything?
      Cheers to the weekend

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  4. Ladies & Gentleman
    The weekend πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ

    How y’all doing? It’s been a terrific week with lots of targets to meet, so stressed but I’m thankful

    Im on my way home, have a birthday party to attend later with dem gang πŸ₯³ we’ll party till momma calls πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺI don’t even the slightest idea of what to wear 🀦‍♀️ hopefully we get home before smackdown live tonight 🀼

    Happy weekend lovelies 🎈
    Get funky πŸ₯³
    Get groovy πŸŽ‰
    Get jiggy 🎊

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    1. Go out there,enjoy yaself Paris babeπŸ₯°πŸ˜˜

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    2. Enjoy your evening my Paree nwa oma πŸ₯°

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    3. Jiggy mistress πŸ‘πŸ˜

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  5. This pic above looks like Candy Paris and Phoenix πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Im out with a friend of mine I've had a very eventful day and I've had to make some tough decisions mais la vie doit continuer .

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    1. And you Choco baibay can't be there, cos it ain't a golf course, right. 🀣🀣🀣🀣.

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    2. Im there now look at me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Im out living my best life boo

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    3. Choco na only the ladies you see eeh, like you no see brother somebody there okwa yaπŸ€”
      Abeg abeg abeg🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. The one in brown looks like Miss Aboki, she still carry mouth like who like gist too much. Lol.

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    5. The one on animal print looks like Miss Aboki

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    6. Hahaha 🀣🀣🀣

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    7. My Choc choc, long time.
      Hope you are well. Keep having fun πŸ’•

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    8. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­Glory i had to scroll up that brother looks like ______________ lmao 🀣

      @ Slutty boo i have missed you how are you doing sis ?

      @Abby @Nee you're so right I just scrolled up and it's so true πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

      @Osundi my darling it's true now you know they like enjoyment too much.

      I was out and my hommie decided to pick me up despite having a chauffeur so my evening was cut short.

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  6. E be like my son does not know he's a full blooded Nigerian, not with the kind of oyibo skin allergies my son comes down with.
    The other day, it was full blown allergic reaction to coffee powder, like his eyes were all swollen and shut tight.
    Yesterday, he got Nutella all over his face while eating (normal for 1 year olds right?), and in a few minutes, he's all eyes were swollen, red and almost completely shut, had to give him an anti allergy before bed, he woke up still slightly swollen.
    Be like he needs to come collect naija air for like 6 months and dey alright.
    Eczema and dry skin nko? Na him, then throw in consistent allergic rhinitis to the mix.
    Life is lifing mehnnn, I barely even have time for myself anymore, sighhh. Lunch break is almost over, will come back to read more later at night.

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    1. Hugs mama. I can relate. It will get better with time and more management πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  7. Yeah Glory O in the building✌️
    ‎If you no get breast try to get nyash
    ‎E get whyπŸ€ΌπŸ’ƒ
    Chillaxin and cooling off my head after a very stressful week but a successful one thoughπŸ₯°
    Una Weldon oo
    Bring it on...

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  8. Relaxing tonight with the movie No Vacancy. I love whenever Dimeji acts like a local Igbo man, the way he gets the accent ehn. So immediately I saw him, I know I had to watch oh. I hope I don’t regret.

    First scene, I was already laughing sha

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  9. It's the weekend and thank God for another one. Let's keep the comments coming

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  10. Nothing to report on my end. Will be connecting with some loved ones in person and through Whatsapp later. I have a date with Ruth and Boaz later on Netflix and so tickled to watch it, the anticipation is too much, I hope it lives up to the hype. I'm kinda in the mood to consume the unholy spirit, so something fizzy with a kick may do.

    I am thinking of getting my 10 yr old niece to paint my toenails for $5, not sure if that counts as child labour or exploitation, but I don't feel like doing it myself. Happy weekend everybody.

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  11. One week now we no see light. Everywhere just dey boring.

    Oko ahewo you don scarce o abi the constant rain dey spoil your parole. Abeg bring gist for us o.

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    1. It does look like it. I wonder what is happening with him. I do hope he is well

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  12. Cant read this night no matter what. Let the book pack one side joor. Trying not to get emotional this night. Will spend some time with My father above . Just thanking him for how far he has brought Me.
    Tomor is My Bday ❣️

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    1. Today is mine. Happy Birthday to you doll, enjoy the day

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  13. Watching BBN as I drift off to wonderland.

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