Wednesday In House News

 Hailings...

WEDNESDAY MEMO

Happy woman crush Wednesday to you all....

How una dey???????

I dey kampe and sending honey and lemonade to the person who dropped an insult towards me for interviewing Jaruma concerning the Billionaire's wife..You no get sense at all..... If you did have any sense, you would know that it is what it is.......Una lucky sef say i don cool down .......The drama and controversies that my stories bring behind, i dont have energy for it anymore so i am on my lane....I wont stop doing what i need to do and you wont stop cussing me , so God bless me and thunder faya you there...LOL

Today we will be cooking...I will tell you what ingredients to use and if i choose anyone i will not tell you why i chose you or why i didnt choose you.

So please cook me something to eat, i dey hungry........I also want an appetiser and a desert.

Enjoy the rest of the day and please know that if you fight in the comment section you go disqualify yaself oh.........

Weather cold and windy and sun dey shine without heat...lol

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Lover Girl's Narrative: Diary of an Unwritten Implosion (part 5)

I thought 2020 was the worst shock until I met 2021.

 I enjoyed a little bliss, likely because I had convinced myself in my head that he was a changed man, and we weren’t seeing each other very often.

 I consoled myself with a thought that I knew was a lie, until I received a call from Miss Y. K. saying she was pregnant, and she was very much in contact with Wrecking Ball.

 I wasn’t surprised, but I decided to ask him. He denied it as usual and gloated about how much of a trophy and upright man he was, and that I might never be lucky to meet someone this “good”. 

“The facade of control often crumbles under scrutiny.”

I knew I needed to be more proactive in getting to the bottom of the truth... 

I hacked into his phone. I died!!! 

Therein, I got to know that I was a great fool.

 For context, Wrecking Ball had a habit of sending me assignments and projects for me to write for him. He would always pass them off as his work (because he was running a postgraduate program at some point) or that of his siblings. 

I would gladly oblige him. Hacking into his phone made me realize that those assignments and some of the projects were work pushed down to him by his women.

 For context yet again, he was always on the move, tagging it as family meetings or work trips. Hacking in, I got to know that those trips were fuelled by the fact that on Facebook, he chatted with women randomly. 

He would roll out as many as 50 friend requests to random women in a day, sending requests to girls and also suggestions from their friends’ lists. 

“Patterns reveal the architecture of character,” and his were disturbing.

 I got to know that anytime 2 or 3 of these women agreed to play the game of “cherry” with him, he would travel solely for that purpose. 

Sometimes, he sent money to them; they ate it and didn’t show up. I also got to know that his lost tooth was a result of a trap set for him by two friends who he was pestering for sXx. They set him up, and he was stripped and publicly beaten by their boyfriends... 

Above all, I got to know that Wrecking Ball was a rabid dog. I was lost. 

I even created a pseudo account and sent in a request, and I was greeted with the same approach. Did I leave? NO! Rather, I stayed glued, using my pseudo account to expose him to whoever he was targeting for manipulation. 

“The cycle of pain often binds us tighter before release,” and mine seemed entrenched.

As if that wasn’t enough, around the same time, I got an invite for an interview, and so I decided to pass through his base. Initially, he said no because he had a “cherry” appointment with a lady, evident from their Facebook chats. 

He figured he could push hers up a bit and so he told her to hold on until the next day and asked me to come. On the day of my interview, I left very early because it was in my former base, and the trip would take 2 hours. 

The lady came in my absence, and he tried sXxually assaulting her. I knew because the evidence was their in chats. 

When I returned, my bags were well hidden, lol. 

I was pained, but I stayed... stay with me!

How did you hack into wrecking balls phone and kept reading his messages? I am not a fan of hacking but this your own was necessary.....WTF!!!

I honestly hope that i will read that you have healed at the end of this series cos this is too much....This man wrecked you emotionally.....

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WORDS OF WISDOM FOR REAL WIVES AND WIVES TO BE

1. As a Wife, your BEAUTY attracts your husband, but your WISDOM will continue to keep him!

2. Your ELEGANCE catches his ATTENTION, but your INTELLIGENCE convinces him!

3. NAGGING irritates your husband, but your "CONSTRUCTIVE SILENCE" weakens him!

4. Remember that the "BOYISH" character in your husband comes out occasionally. But, your ability to always handle it, is a sign that you are a MATURE WIFE!

5. Every man has SECRET STRUGGLES AND PAINS, including your husband. If you should ever find them out from him, please exhibit the greatest maturity by asking the ORIGINATOR of your marriage(God) to help you with USEFUL IDEAS, that you will suggest to him (your husband)!

6. In the long run, your WORDS matter to your husband than your "LOOKS"! So always invest the RIGHT WORDS!

7. Earn your husband's RESPECT and he will consider you as the YARDSTICK for all his actions!

8. Learn to MOULD your husband's MOODS, and he will NATURALLY give you his "FUTURE" as he recalls your maturity in the past issues!

9. Note that, WOMEN are everywhere, but REAL WIVES are scarce, let the QUEEN in you come alive, and your husband will always hold you in very HIGH ESTEEM!

MAY GOD BLESS YOUR UNION

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WEIRD FACTS

----We tend to perceive familiar routes as taking less time than unfamiliar or less-traveled ones — it’s called the “Well-Traveled Road Effect”

-----Sleeping late on weekends makes you more tired on Monday morning

----Your brain begins to shrink when you’re in your 30s/40s

----Brain scans have shown that we do not experience the world continuously, but in rapid snapshots

----The average text message is read within 90 seconds

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS
FORMAT CASTED.

So, my son and I sleep on the same bed. At night, I would usually sneak out of bed to set the pace for the day's work, And like the sharp Naija mum wey I be, I always pull one sharp James Bond move.

 Come along, Let me fill you in.
I'll drop a pillow beside him, like, “Alaye, hold this in place of me.” In his half-sleep, he’ll pat around, touch the pillow, and think, “Ah yes! Mummy is here.” Mission always successful.

But on this fateful night, NEPA suddenly brought light. Apparently my guy’s eyes opened more than usual, he touched the pillow, squinted, didn't see me and screamed like he just discovered a ghost! 

Next thing, he jumped up, crying, running round the house like Tom searching for Jerry.
Guess where he found me? Peacefully chilling in the sitting room. Ladies and gentlemen, format casted! 

Since that day, the pillow trick has officially retired. My son said, “Mummy, no more fake substitute!”

Na wah so even at night you dont have rest from him? You made him too dependent on you, why are you sleeping with your son on the same bed? That is really bad orientation oh

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