MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings....

MONDAY MEMO

What a weekend i had!!!!

My people sleep is very very Important Ooooooooh...........

The cold weather is back and everytime i go out i catch cold...It is brutally cold outside...It is in fact wickedly cold outside....No matter how warm i dress up,my nose and my ears and hands freeze at once.... You no go understand unless you experience am...

Stella Singles Mingles post loading for Sunday November 30th... Please do not use phone numbers, use email addresses until you are of the person and then you move to the next stage.....

Those of you telling me not to drag that deported lady and even cussing me out in the comment section, I am not yet done with her oh.....Until she shows me DNA results that showed my kids are fatherless i no go leave am......My next dragging, I will even tag her to it.......

On Friday post i was supposed to pick some people for my urgent 2k giveaway LOL but my drama on Instagram took all my time.....It was toxic and drained me i dont regret doing the Job or standing up for myself against people who ugly shame people....I am a different kind of pomo, I dont cook!!!

On Friday , Saturday or Sunday I will do a Santa post for Christmas giveaway and pick IDs that i can relate with from there.....Anonymouses or new IDs will stand no chance, so if you have an old ID that you abandoned, please bring it back and state why you vanished.....LOL

Enjoy the rest of the day....

BV King Jerry Anuty thank you for the new in house news Doggy photo....

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NOTORIOUS FOR JESUS
UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH.

My husband had just seen a name pop on his Facebook notification and the person introduced himself as Temi, a Policeman by profession. According to hubby, the young man and him grew up together in the same neighborhood and he got enrolled in the police academy after his father's demise.

Curiosity lay hold of me and I further asked what had happened to his father. The tale is so terrifying I'm still struggling to believe, but hey! We are in a dark world and unbelievable things are not uncommon.

Temi's Dad was traveling to Lagos that year and he decided to dress up in his uniform. Like how if you are a uniform man, you'd easily get a lift and at check points, the driver would have easy access. That's the norm

While he stood by the road, a fancy car halted and gave him a lift. Temi's father recalled that the driver was a wealthy man who shared a very dark secret of how a portion of his body was rotten and a live lizard would come out of that spot to eat up the live maggots oozing from the decayed flesh.
After that car lift, his life never remained the same and he died two months after.




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THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE 2026

2026 is fast approaching… so abeg know these things

1. If you own a car, stop giving strangers lift.
One day, dem fit kpai inside your car and you go explain tire.

2. Your neighbour is sick? Don’t give medicine or recommend any.
If anything happen, na court go ask you who give you licence to do doctor.

3. Stop giving visitors food.....Give them sealed drinks.
One day, dem go poison visitor for another place and e go still chop for your house......You go explain tire.

4. As a man, avoid doing doggy with woman wey no be your wife.
That style dey medically stressful. If anything happen, na you go sit down for witness box dey sweat.

5. If you dey vex, avoid pushing or touching anybody.
Some people na walking corpse, small push dem don faint.
You go explain tire.

6. Before your girlfriend sleep over, check her BP and get First Aid kit.
If she collapse during the do…You go explain tire.

7. Before you date any lady, confirm her birth certificate.
If not, na court go ask you your own age.

8. Ladies, if man send you money to show up, abeg show up or refund.
E get why.

9. “Oga help me flog my pikin.”
Don’t try it. Make them flog their own pikin by themselves.

10. Avoid buying trackable items as second hand.....E get why.

11. Avoid threatening anyone.
That small threat fit later happen by coincidence…
You go explain tire.
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

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WEIRD FACTS

--Men are more likely than women to say “I love you” first

--Confidence is the key. If you don't believe in yourself, then nobody will.

--We learn how to laugh before we learn how to talk.

--If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. If you talk, make sure you mean what you say.

--People who speak two languages, may unconsciously change their personality when they switch languages.

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DATING A YAHOO MAN

Dating a Yahoo Boy Is One of the Best Ways to Make Quick Money...

Dating a Yahoo boy looks like the fastest route to enjoyment. No sweat. No grind. No hustling under the sun.

While other girls are struggling with 9–5 jobs, sitting in traffic, or learning a skill that pays peanuts, you, the girlfriend of a Yahoo boy is already cruising life on autopilot.

You don’t need to work, you don’t need to suffer, you don’t even need to think twice about where your next money will come from. With a Yahoo boy, money flows like water.

You buy the latest wigs, the latest designer clothes, the sleekest cars. You don’t save to buy an iPhone, you change them like slippers because every upgrade must belong to you.

Celebrations are no longer just birthdays or graduations. With a Yahoo boy, even on an ordinary Tuesday, you can wake up to a money bouquet, a brand-new bag, or a trip to Dubai, all because he feels like it.

You are pampered, washed, and showered with things your hardworking mates can only dream about. On social media, you shine like a goddess. Your pictures glow, your lifestyle trends, and everyone secretly envies you.

But here’s the part nobody tells you.

--They don’t tell you that the same Yahoo boy who buys you roses today can wake up tomorrow and decide you are the sacrifice for his next ritual.

--They don’t tell you that behind the cars, the wigs, the trips, and the money bouquets, there is blood crying somewhere. And one day, that blood may demand yours.

---That the same arms that hug you could be the same arms that hold the knife to your throat, not for love, but for ritual.

--They don’t tell you that by choosing the easy life, you may be choosing an early grave.
And the worst part?... Nobody posts that side on Instagram. Nobody uploads the cries of the girl used for money rituals. Nobody shows the corpses of the girlfriends who disappeared. 

My fellow ladies please be very careful.

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WHEN A MAN HURTS YOU, CONFUSE HIM LIKE THIS

The moment a man hurts you, he expects noise, tears, drama, or endless explanations.

Don’t give him any of that.
Give him what he can’t understand:::::: your calm.

1. Withdraw your access, not your dignity.
You don’t beg a man to value you.
You simply step back and let him feel the heat he created.
Nothing shocks a man like the peace of a woman who used to care loudly.

2. Stop matching his energy, rise above it.
He expects you to fight back.
Instead, be polite, composed, and unavailable.
A man can argue with anger, but he can’t argue with maturity.

3. Focus on yourself like he never existed.
Upgrade your mind.
Upgrade your habits.
Upgrade your life.
Men feel it deeply when the woman they thought would break suddenly becomes better without them.

4. Give him no punishment, no payback.
Just give him consequences.
When he calls, let him wait.
When he texts, reply when you genuinely can. Not out of spite but out of self-respect.

5. Let him wonder if he ever truly knew you.
A woman who stops explaining herself becomes unpredictable.
And unpredictability is power.

When a man hurts you, don’t collapse.
Don’t perform.
Don’t threaten.
Just rise.
Quietly.
Gracefully.
Completely.
Because nothing confuses a man more than losing access to a woman he thought would never leave the door.

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This is apt!!!!

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NEVER LEAVE A JOB ON BAD TERMS COS THE EXIT IS PART OF YOUR REPUTATION

No Matter How You Feel In The Moment, No Matter The Ego, The Frustration, Or The Quiet Rage ;You Should Never Leave A Job On Bad Terms.

Swallow Your Pride. Thank Them For Everything. Walk Out Clean.
Not Because They Deserve It ,But Because You Deserve A Future Without Unnecessary Enemies.

A Graceful Exit Is The Difference Between Having A Network That Will Vouch For You Ten Years From Now And Having A Silent Coalition Of People Who Quietly Hope You Fail.

The world is small. industries are smaller. People Talk. And Nobody Forgets The Man Who Detonated The Bridge On His Way Out.

Leave Professionally.
Leave Strategically.
Leave In A Way That Keeps Every Door Unlocked ,even The Ones You Never Plan To Walk Through Again.

THE WAY YOU EXIT A ROOM WILL BE REMEMBERED LONGER THAN EVERYTHING YOU DID INSIDE IT.

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Hmmmmmm!!!!

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