Dont open this post without dropping any gist oh.......
Let us make this Interesting.........Go into anonymous mode and tell us something that will shock us.......Lets call thisa gisting and an anonymous night post so that while some are gisting us, some are shocking us..LOL
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Friday, December 12, 2025
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Done and dusted!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA job well-done....✌
ASALGA --- More than just a local government.
A people so hospitable, loving and accommodating. E remain for una to give me wife join😂
© TEEJAY
Thought you are/were married? Or you just bang them and move on??
DeleteNa everywhere you dey find wife? You no go marry like 50 wives like this so??
Delete20:31, if you believe that "he is married" stunt ehn, then you will believe that snow falls in Lagos.
DeleteBaba that has given out himself many times without knowing.
I know that there are people here too who do not believe his stories but make we just dey look.
When he will want to talk about the imaginary wife, he will come and paint her in a bad light, like he did the last imaginary one.
My gist is a bit long but...
ReplyDeleteThat year, my father decided to join a dating app (2go). He now confided in me to help him create a profile.
I told him the app wasn't for married people, but for singles, but this man told me shatap, that his married friend was also on the app. I said ok, why not meet this your friend to help you out then? He said noo, that it was the friend's son who helped his father create a 2go profile, and he didn't want that his friend to know he was joining too. Hian!
That's how I helped him open a 2go account.
He was in his 40s that year but as good daughter I put 60 years as his age on the app, (cos everything na double double 💃🏼), I also looked for his most unflattering photo and plastered as DP so that when all the young girls see a 60 year old man they would run from him thinking he's a grandpa. Is my beautiful step Mum a joke to you sir? Type shiiii❗
Upon I was staying with his mother in another area, this man would drive all the way to my Grandma's, just because of 2go settings. Nawayaoo!
Days later he came to me complaining that he's not seeing young girls near by o, it's only agbayas, that the only young girl he'd seen is in the far North, so what are we going to do about it?
I said there's nothing to be done again o. He then used his hand and ported to Facebook after uninstalling the 2go app.
Early this year, someone made me understand that some dating apps algorithms match/pair users with people around their own age. It now made sense why my Dad kept seeing more of his AGE MATES on 2go. Chai!
Hahahaha 🤣🤣
DeleteYour Epa is jaiye jaiye man.
Hahaha, you wicked, you no want epa see another girl to add to your stepmother
Delete🤣😍🤣😍🤣Bad shild
DeleteYou're very funny 😂🤣
DeleteWicked daughter
Hahahahaha... "Wucked"!
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMake una no vex, that man been dey worry. It's sad how they won't be celebrating the Christmas with us. They have gone to join my Mum. May their souls rest in peace
Lol 😂😂😂
DeleteMay they continue to rest in God's bosom.
Wuked shide 😂😆😆😆
Delete#TheWeekend 🎉🎊💃
ReplyDeleteHow y’all doing tonight? Got home not too long ago and did laundry 🧺 I had boiled unripe plantain with egg veggies sauce …I’m making suya with air fryer to download it with a glass of Cooper & Thief red wine 🍷 the guys are going to the club later
I’m watching my favorites classic oldies on YouTube while I make the suya….on my playlist tonight
*Forget me not - Patrice Rushen
*A night to remember - Shalamar
*When the going gets tough - Billy Ocean
*The Finest - SOS Band
*Rock Steady - The Whispers
*Midas touch - The midnight stars
*Good times - Chic
*Together forever - Rick Astley
*I want to be your man - Zapp & Roger
*Ain’t nobody - Chaka Khan
*Dance party - Eddie Grant
*Thinking about your love - Kenny Thomas
*Trapped - Colonel Abraham
*Rhythm of the night - DeBarge
*Don’t be cruel - Bobby Brown
*Always - James Ingram
*Saturday love - Cherrelle Ft Alexander O’Neal
*Encore - Cheryl Lynn
*Love come down - Evelyn Champagne King
*Fresh - Kool & The Gang
Get groovy 🎉
Get funky 🎊
Get jiggy 🥳
Thinking about your love 🎶🎶
DeleteHappy weekend Paris dear 🍹
Enjoy your weekend babe
DeleteEnjoyment 😁
DeleteNiceeeee 🎶 she's so fresh, she's fresh fresh
DeleteExciting, she's so exciting to me girl 🎶
How do you get the spices for the suya? How do you make it?
Ehn ehn... What happened to that IJGB bro? 😉
See enjoyment babe 😘😘
DeleteSo this Karis boyspray(rejoice)wey person they manage, all of a sudden, Then begin hype hm for Tiktok now the boyspray price don go up and the thing no even they market again self.
ReplyDeleteI say make I buy one today, for the line nobody get hm, nah for one small shop wey I no even except I see hm, my spirit just tell me to try the last shop and last time.
TikTok hype can be annoying with thier too much yet educative hype.
Deletecausing surge in prices unnecessarily 🤦♀️
Ordinary "body spray", you cannot spell.
DeleteOdiegwu!
He say na boy pray 🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI wonder why his name was not in the gbagaun category
DeleteI'm home watching the low priest on Africa Magic Showcase.
ReplyDeleteI've closed for the year 💃💃💃💃. I will be going to 042 for the holidays. I really need this rest. I haven't gone on annual leave for 3 years now.
I have 2 parties to attend on Sunday.
Rest very, it's the most wonderful time of the year ☃️⛄
DeleteOh wow... You truly need the rest! Happy holidays 🥂
DeleteThanks Pearl Tata et Lora
DeleteSafe safe Pretty. Have fun
DeleteEnjoy your holidays 🥰🥰
DeleteWe are outside here for my friend Epa✌️
ReplyDeleteWake keeping/celebration of life of Epa..
Aged 99 years as you can see na him supposed die nah not we🙄
Please can someone shayo here like this
Just asking for a friend 🤔
After all my friend and siblings dey laf anyhow here na we go come dey cry? no way🤔
Una doh. 90 years na celebration of life well spent 🤗
DeleteSo shayo or maya is allowed dear 😄 Just drink responsibly.
Bad shild!
DeleteIgbaa,guy if you see my dancing step this night eeh you go know 🧚🦸 bending my waist already oooh!
DeleteAnonymous/gisting night,bring it on I will be coming to read plus shayoing 😅😅
Marie and pure Nwannem which one I go fess drink sef, nothing concerns again 😂
Lora bae 99 years no be beans joor😅,may we all live to grow old Amen
Wow 99 whole years. May his soul rest in peace. Babe go on and sip something even if it's small
DeleteEnjoy your self .
DeleteLife well spent 🙏
Hi
ReplyDeleteI want to first of all confirmed if am anon before they Weill catch me
ReplyDeleteYou're in anon mode
DeletePls give us gist 🤣🤣
You are my dear, bring it on😘
DeleteLol, you are anon. Oya, drop the gist 🙂
DeleteYou are
DeleteCarry gist come naa
DeleteIF YOU DROPPED A CHRONICLE I WILL POST IT NEXT WEEK......
ReplyDeleteThanks mami
DeleteThis golden tooth we were talking in the Ihn this afternoon made me remember my grandmother of blessed memory, she was an Alhaja, she had a golden tooth she made when she went to mecca, she was based in Ilorin so when she requested to come and visit us in Lagos my eldest brother would tease her that she should not try it oo, that Lagos is a very rough and rugged place those bad boys can kidnap her and remove her golden tooth she got really scared and decided not visit us again 🤣
ReplyDeleteLmao 🤣🤣 Mama will not like Lagos again o.
DeleteMy landlady in Ago has 3 gold teeth. Says she has been to Mecca thrice.
Am telling you she no gree come visit us again o🤣 na we always go visit her during festive period.
DeleteAnuty Chrismu 🤣
DeletePele o brother eleribu 🤣
DeleteReminds me of my friend in nysc camp Mutimainat. She has a gold tooth. Gosh I really liked that girl
DeleteShe must be beautiful. I like golden tooth too, I will do one if I have the money.
DeleteThis cross carpeting going on with our politicians is not helpful at all.
ReplyDeleteYou were elected under a party who spent money and time campaigning for you ,only out of selfishness you dumped the party and moved to another.
What kind of rubbish is that? There should be able stipulating that if you move,you lose your seat. In that case there will get some senses and discipline.
Not the best at all. What has APC done that all of them are dumping their parties for? Hardship, banditry, kidnapping, suicide, herdsmen,, iswap, etc what is really going on?
I've always thought about this too, I wish it can be done that way.
DeleteWhen you favourite moves again, your the same thing.
DeleteWho will sign the forms for those in PDP?
Exactly my thought too. No tangible improvement, no positive changes, no accountability, just porting from one polical party to another just because of their own selfish interests. Nigeria has a long way to go with these kinds of politicians we have.
DeleteI was doing house girl for one popular politician and I was cooking and bathing the babies his wife only cook his meal while I cook for the children his wife and myself and there is one fridge that is always padlock 🔐. And they didn’t not ever send me to collect something from that particular fridge
ReplyDelete. One day after I bring back the children from school and the driver dropped us me and the children I went inside to bath the children and I saw one big heavy key that madam forget on her bed when she was rushing for their politiCns wife meeting party so I decided to try it to open the fridge padlock and the thing open hmmmm I saw different part of human parts in the fridge hayyyyy different hand leg inside the big deep freezer everything has ice block. because am too scared that madam will come and cut me I didn’t close the fridge again I just carry my handset and ran for my dear life. Why I was running the driver was asking me why am running fast I told him that madam call me on phone to meet her at junction and collect party rice I cried that day 😭😢In 2018 and my salary is 300k and I was 17 years. Am hiding in my grandma village since and I always see the politician in tv and news. Thanks his he didn’t know my house Godddd
Not surprised. If you all know what you peoples politicians are into, hmmmmmmm!
DeleteThat means he eats only human meat. That's why his wife only cooks for him. She cooks the human meat for him. That's what his herbalist said he should be eating to retain his powers and wealth.
DeleteScary..
DeleteThat's his food the reason why his wife cooks for him, so their secrets will not link.
I believe you
DeleteLinus…
DeleteMs Lai Mohammed
DeleteAt work, I have my office Christmas party tonight 🇨🇦 wondering what to wear
ReplyDelete20.27 a black dress
DeleteAre you s guy or girl? 👗🕴🏼
Delete@Mejay:: haaaaa that 2go of a site reminds me of many years ago when I asked my niece staying with me to help me create an account for dating. .This girl kept saying Aunty you don't need it. I said do it. She reluctantly did it and put a wrong age for me making all those small small boys be disturbing me. And I couldn't change. I just had to delete. I was so annoyed.
ReplyDeleteSo I can understand your popsy mindset
Oh so sorry about that. But are you sure your niece isn't my twin? Hahaha. That 2go was crazy that year
DeleteI am indoors the whole day. Not funny at all. So this is how it feels to be jobless.
ReplyDeleteIt's well. You will smile with great testimonies soon. Hugs 🫂
DeleteGood evening Stella and BVs, please when dropping anon gist make sure you’re coded if not… hmmmm
ReplyDeleteI posted a gist here about my neighbor and I think her husband is a silent bv cos he gave her the beating of her life that she has been going about spoiling his name. I’m the only one she discussed this with. Segun if you can see this then trust me, I’m coming for you in a way that is going to shock you your pen is
Segun, oniranu oshi.
DeleteIs it the one that was using his penis to rub his 8 months old daughter's punani?
DeleteA Family Friend's Wife lost her Father.
ReplyDeleteSo She travelled Home, On Wednesday the Husband ( our Family Friend) decided he want to Celebrate the Death of his FIL,So he Drank so Much Alcoholic Herbal drink, and Smoked.
Guysss he didn't Wake Yesterday.
His 1st Child a Son took his 2 Siblings out of the House that he wanted to Fumigate the House,While Plans were going to tell his Wife,A Friend of the Wife called her and broke the News, the Wife Started Screaming and Running,that she was coming to Lagos that he won't have died if She was around,She has not Woken up till now Since Yesterday.
Very Sad incidence,loosing Father and Husband in a Span of 5 days.
No Whiskey for me Tonight. Let me drink Water Mbok.
Hello Everyone!!!
Kai, this is sad. May God grant her the fortitude to bear the loss. May their souls rest in peace.
DeleteAs big as you are, you cannot narrate this short story correctly?
DeleteSee what you wrote like that of a 6yrs old.
So the wife is alive ? Yet you wrote that she has not woken up till now since yesterday .
You also wrote like the children fumigated the house and that caused the man's death.
See how you jammed everything together using wrong punctuation. See Commas everywhere.
Mtcheeew
Oh my God! This is shoing and scary at the same time. May their souls rest in peace
DeleteThis is heartbreaking 😭😭
DeleteMay God comfort and console her..
This is sad!!
Somebody should read it and explain what she typed abeg.
DeleteSuch terrible situation. So sorry. May their souls rest in peace.
DeleteChai, this is so sad 😢.
DeleteMay their souls rest in peace.
This fat man that I’m dating is always telling me that I should reduce the way I eat meat and suya but if I buy 8k suya he will eat like 5k or 6k own and telling me that I’m adding weight and my arm is now Christian mother hand I’ll star gym on Monday and he must join me in the gym too
ReplyDeleteIf you are not a sugar baby then he won't speak to you like that
DeleteWhen he says that about your arm, what do you tell him?
DeleteYou don't tell him that his own belly looks like 9 months pregnancy? That his head looks like that of a hippo? That his preek has almost disappeared due to fat?
What are you doing with a fat man?
After marriage, hope you know it will get worse and he may not be able to satisfy you in bed anymore.
Today 12/ 12 is a special day for me. Reason best known to me but God knows.
ReplyDeleteGod, you are God of all creation. Perfect all that you have started. Never let me be put to shame. Amen!
Amen. He will do it for you. He has done it for me. Just keep believing
DeleteI love my wife so so much but I can’t stop cheating on her is so sad if this woman leave me then it’s suicide but satan has decided to use me
ReplyDeleteMumu man
DeleteKukuma marry four wives like your colleagues do advice here.
Then you don't love her. SIMPLE. You can't claim to love her, and then still cheat on her. That is BS.
DeleteYou can't say you love someone and break faith with them, it's bullshit!!
DeleteYou men should stop listening to that bullshit talk that have been passed down from generation to generation that it's ok for a man to cheat cuz it's in their nature blah blah blah!!
Discipline yourselves, there are repercussions to these things for every human not just women. Zip up!!
Dey deceive yaself dey go
DeleteMumu🙄
Am doing online hookup and one pastor invited me to his house but as I arrive he said I will knack him and his wife 3sum. Wow I did it anyway and the pay was three times what I’ve ever made since my two months in the business it’s been weeks. This man’s wife is a piece of hot cake 😍😍so I called them only to see they have blocked me everywhere
ReplyDeleteHope the did not use my enemy for Christmas money
This your fabu e dey mad gan...weldone ma
DeleteThey have use your glory. Greedy and lazy girl
DeleteI am proud of you a little.
DeleteYou shouldn't have told him you found anything. I'm sure you already knew that he was stingy before now. Hope you have learned your lesson
Na you come know that one oo. In the line of duty, plenty things dey happen.
DeleteImagination…
DeleteHelping my oga to sell okrika wears and I find 300 dollars in one of the pocket of jeans trouser but I told my oga that it’s 100 dollars I saw now he collected it without giving me shishi thank god I didn’t give him everything
ReplyDeleteI'm proud of you a little
DeleteYou shouldn't have told him you found anything.
I'm sure you already knew that he was greedy before now.
Hope you have learned your lesson
I'm proud of you a little
DeleteYou shouldn't have told him you found anything.
I'm sure you already knew that he was greedy before now.
Hope you have learned your lesson
This is wisdom
DeleteNsogbu
DeleteLast is my birthday and all this man brought from abroad is the 20 in one earrings I gave it to my little nieces and the whole thing faded instantly staining their clothes and causing irritation to their skin. Whenever is this man’s birthday I celebrate with good gifts and cash. Why is my own always different why. Tani mo sè 😭😭😭😭😭 is not me that you will follow to 2026 o uncle Dennis
ReplyDeleteWhat were you doing with him till now?
DeleteOk, you had hope that he will take you to abroad one day.
Zero tolerance for a stingy man.
I don't know why your comment made me to laugh 😂😂.
DeleteAbeg ooo make him no follow you enter 2026 😂😂🤣
Hmmm
DeleteYou mindset need a total overhaul, so you can stop attracting these sort of men
Tell the man you urgently need some huge amount of money to do something. When he gives you, take your time to leave him. You don't need such a stingy person in your life. Find ways to collect money from him and do away with him
DeleteJust finished my balcony Christmas decor and I absolutely love it!
ReplyDeleteI just imagining how beautiful it will look with those colorful lights glittering at night awww😍
DeleteCongratulations and Merry Christmas in advance
DeleteHave fun
DeleteNeat and Cut don become praise singer/area girl hailer cos of xmas gift. Shame on you😁
DeleteMy wife caught me cheating on our matrimonial bed and she has refused to forgive me even after I’ve begged her severally this woman still went ahead and cheated on me with someone I know. I hacked her WhatsApp and saw it all. I’m so pained and an Esan man… Let me end it here
ReplyDeleteCorrect wife. No time to check time.
DeleteMumu man. Esan man kee you there.
DeleteIf she had cheated first, would you have forgiven her?
Ewu. Go and continue cheating to make it 2:1.
Pele
DeleteOha for Oha
DeleteEgusi for Egusi
Nasal for nasal 🤣😅
Which one again mk una come help oo😅
Now you guys can forgive each other and move on or not!!
DeleteDude , you cant do more than pottage yam. Esan my kpekus.
DeleteComot jor
Who cheats on their matrimonial bed. At least respect the dignity of that space. Your wife too is a an extremely wicked and vindictive person. If she had left and cheated, I wouldn't have been too bothered but after apologies and begging?
DeleteThis world has lost its balance for people to be supporting this rubbish.
Both of you deserve yourselves.
There is cheating and then there is cheating with offense. You had no business bringing anyone to your matrimonial home and taking them to your matrimonial bed. Some women do get satisfaction from cheating back. Two women that I know of who cheated, did so through retaliation and they were happy with their decision. Not every woman is going to bawl their eyes out and enter war room, some will just screw your best friend or brother and call it a day.
DeleteBoiling rice with coconut milk with little butter and carrots is the truth! Then pair it with a plate of delicious stew 😋.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure trying this 😋
DeleteGoody!! I saw a video on this just this week, she added other vegetables tho.
DeleteI will definitely make this for hubby when he gets back
Some people don’t have any anonymous post to post but when others post they will come here and start shouting FABU how did you know it’s fabu or are you staying in the same house with the person that post that post
ReplyDeleteIf you have story bring it but if you don’t have then allow others to post and breeef
So, so far, have you seen/read anyone "shouting FABU", ehn, 21:02?
Delete22:05, stroll up, one goat shouted fabu.
Delete@ Anon 21:02 they might be in the same house with different phones abi the same phone in different house😅😅
DeleteGive us your gist no mind them joor
Glory, you no just well rara🤣
DeleteSee me laughing in the middle of the night. And the anonymous replies? Hilarious!
Thank you all for the laughter, no need to go pay for any comedy show 😄
I fuck my manager last week and am so ashame of going to office again
ReplyDeleteOK.
DeleteWhy are you ashamed? Didn't you enjoy it?
DeleteYou both fucked yourselves, stop being ashamed.
In my days of fuckery, I used to fuck and face front. No shame.
I fucked married and single, old and young and faced front. No time.
Why are you ashamed.
DeleteWeldone
Nothing spoil when you go office,open your eyes well dey look him,and he go dey look you too
DeleteAnty fucknizer
Nonsense and ingredients 😙
Because he saw the way I enjoyed it and how I grabbed his waist when I feel one kind sweetness that my husband has never given me. Yes we're both married. I'm afraid it's going to happen again 😭
DeleteAbeg fuck am well and enjoy yourself. You don't know what your husband is doing in town. Just be careful and don't get pregnant and give your husband another man's child
DeleteCurrently watching the movie "Brown Sugar."
ReplyDeleteTina Mba is an actress of inimitable gait and dexterity. I just love the way she carries herself. She is a phenomenal actress that delivers consistent, stellar and nuanced performances.
And oh my God! I Gotta give it up for Eronini Osinachi..that guy is got serious skills, no lie. No be cho cho cho.
Eronini Osinachi is just a standout. Such a skilled, natural, incredible actor. Infact, He is a force!
You guys should watch this movie; it explores an age gap romance between a 60-year-old woman and a love-struck
29-year-old man and I am loving it.
Still on it. Make I go finish am abek
Thanks. I'm sure going to watch it. I just remembered Eucharia Anunobi's What the Heart Sees. It's a banger too. You see that lady Tina Mba, she was born to be an actress. Damn! She's too good and makes acting look so real. God bless her. To me, she's underrated
DeleteOff to download
DeleteSorry about your aboniki episode🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I downloaded it last night, will watch today. I hope they didn't hold anything back o and went all the way 😉
DeleteLet me go Anon on this
ReplyDeleteMy period was late for 3days which is very unusual..I decided to get a PT strip yesterday and it came out positive..I nearly wan run mad 😢😢
We have two kids already and we are struggling to survive at d moment(both jobless)..So a new baby doesn't even fit in d picture at all..I dey sdk dey hustle for giveaway..another problem come show face..I am not happy at all🤦🤦
I intend to get rid of it..we can't afford to cater for another baby now..
May God forgive me😢😢
So why did you fuck raw in your ovulation and expect not to take in
DeleteYou and your horny husband could have used the abortion money for condoms or morning pills in the first place. Now you want to commit murder of an innocent child what if you give birth to him or her and he brings blessings and open doors? What if you die in the process of abortion your husband will definitely marry another and your innocent children will hear ehiiinnn be wise woman don't be unwise thanks
DeleteYou want bvs to come and beg you to keep it?
DeleteYou better remove it cos no one here will help you pay bills.
Next time, tell your horseband to use condom or you go for family planning. Stop fucking senselessly
Madam, this manipulative begging style is unneeded.
DeleteYou are proudly threatening to end an innocent child because you and the father took an adult decision without considering risks.
Do you expect others who were not in the room with you to take up the responsibility for a child you made?
If you want to snuff 0u+ your kid as a sacrifice for a life you consider easy, your conscience will tell you.
You and your husband had better sit up and be focused on your future.
Wishing you safe delivery already and I advised My friend to use withdraw method and she turned her showing me her third baby she is backing and said "this is my withdrawal method here"🤣🤣🤣chai it's not funny,because of that pregnancy she developed HBP and now she has decided to go for family planning despite the side effects it's giving her 🙄
DeleteImagine calling your own blood a problem to beg for money that will finish within a month.
DeleteDo it and get a coil after that,please
DeleteMarried couples face this issue every single day.
DeleteHubby said babe get ready we are getting freaky tonight and practicing new things so I am hanging out and getting high to be in mood cos me Chi cannot fall hand oooo
ReplyDeleteHave a peaceful night rest my people
Enjoy yourselves
DeleteEnjoy your self 🥰🥰
DeleteYeah babe, enjoy wella,mk sure you try housefly style tonight, you fit add am Angel 90 abi wetin dey call am again 🤣😂
DeleteTouch your toe well bae🥰
You think you will abandon me and marry someone else
ReplyDeleteMumu girl
DeleteIs marriage by force?
Don't go and arrange your life.
Chai!!!
DeleteIt is well 🤗
Wahala promax🥺🥺
DeleteNot all relationships must end in Marriage
DeletePlease keep it moving
Stupid anon. Am a man. I'm sure you're a old hag without money and without husband and children too
DeleteOk you are a man?
DeleteGo and arrange your life. Marriage is not by force . Ewu.
My people TGIF o. I salute those people wey collect t giveaway. E sure me say some go use that money enter town and pick olosho tonight. E too sure 😅
ReplyDeleteNa end of year party I dey so o. The enjoyment too much sotey na just now I remember say Friday night post dey o 😂
I still dey pray make I collect award so that man pikin go fit enjoy this Xmas o. My friend wey block me still never pay me. Them talk say after party dey so e be like say I no go fit enter my joint to look olosho tonight 😒
Stella say make we drop shocking story. My own happen one rainy night when I go my joint go drink. After I manya finish, I dey stagger go enter my car. Na so I see one better girl with big bwess standing near my car. And big bwess na my weakness. I come call am say how far. As she dey talk na as I go devour the bwess just dey my mind. I noticed she had a Ghanaian accent and spoke very well. I say make I try Ghana olosho jare. I ask am say where she dey go say make we go feel fine na 😉
As she enter motor, na so she comot Bible come start to dey preach for me o. I ask am where she dey stay. She say na prayer city. Dey tell me say God say make she carry me go mountain top make we go pray. I come say this one na crase woman or druggie o. I don go carry gbese o 😱
I tell am say I no dey go again say make she drop o. She say inside rain? Say she must follow me go sleep for my house o. I thought of dragging her out but I no wan abandon am for road inside rain. So I just carry am go one hotel nearby say na there I dey stay o 😅
As we got down, I say make we go bar go drink first. And this Christian girl come say make dem give am Star 😳. I say make dem give am two. Me sef order my beer dey drink as I dey listen to her jargons. As I see say she don dey feel at home, I tell am say I dey come. Make I go piss. Na so I japa o. Till today I no just know wetin do the girl for there o. I felt bad but that was the only way to escape the mad woman 😢
Last week, when I reach my car, my chicken don weak. E no even fit do kukuruku again. E don tire come just dey look me. As I reach house, I just go dash one woman for street o. Make the chicken no go die for my house. By Sunday, I saw the chicken dey bully other chickens for road. E don gallant. When e see me, e pick race 😂
Make I continue my enjoyment jare. Happy weekend.
Even you sef know say that last part about your chicken bullying other Chicken and running when it saw you na fabu. You just added it as jara
DeleteIkwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa, e say na Kukuruku 😆
DeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Lols,yeye man,continue dey enjoy dey go
DeleteLol. It's the chicken picking race for me. So it recognized you. Enjoy yourself
DeleteDid you give the chicken water? And some maize broken up into small pieces
DeleteHahaha 🤣🤣🤣 the chicken see shege for your hand na him make e see you e pick race🤣
DeleteOko ahewo maybe na craze woman you carry that day o🤣 God save you.
They attempted to kidnap a man few houses from mine this night. We heard serious shouting and then gun shots. People are saying it's the security man's gun and others are saying the robbers shot. The shots were so close, I had to lay on the floor. Everyone already saying they won't renew rent here, cos I no understand oo.
ReplyDeleteThey attempted to kidnap a man few houses from mine this night. We heard serious shouting and then gun shots. People are saying it's the security man's gun and others are saying the robbers shot. The shots were so close, I had to lay on the floor. Everyone already saying they won't renew rent here, cos I no understand oo.
ReplyDeleteHah! Please be safe. Yes laying on the floor is the Koko, maka stray bullet. Sorry. How about involving the police
DeleteThey will say that women’s private smell I didn’t know men also smell down there gosh. This man smells down there gosh and he knows. First time I visited him and only by pulling his under short in my front and everywhere scatter with smell and when he saw me showing signs he started telling that there’s a dead rat somewhere in the kitchen but he couldn’t find it bla blah blah tueh I told him to his face to stop I told him to go the hospital for some culture tests anh ahn how can you be alive and be smelling. The only thing he talks about is giving head pro👅. Why won’t you be a bag of gonorhea after eating it from different pussies. I feel disgusted. Bye Felicia
ReplyDeleteHeading to the Christmas party. Hopefully I make it on time in this traffic. I confessed something that I had kept quiet about for 25 years, I felt it was time to let someone else know and it felt good. Sometimes you gotta let someone else know, cause these sinners acting like saints need to get their balloons popped.
ReplyDeleteSo, I have drawn my own conclusions that juju works when you are sleeping and will show up in a dream where you will have to accept something. Pay special attention to your dreams, how you show up and how you feel in them. It is not solely about eating food, it can appear very innocent.
ReplyDeleteSo, if you see yourself on a street walking around collecting coins you need to rebuke that dream when you wake up. Picking up coins is often associated with those in great need or who live on the streets, you accept that dream then you accept poverty. If you see yourself in a subservient position to someone serving them while you are doing this in a space that is below standard, you need to wake up and rebuke that straight back to hell, and declare that God rebukes the dream. You may even see innocent situations like children and babies to make you feel like the dream is well intentioned, but you see that you are placed in a place of lowliness, you better not accept it as your portion. Do not be fooled by innocent things, look at how you are placed in the dream and how you feel in that placement. Never accept subservience in any dream.
The reason why those ppl praying at midnight, 3am, and all night vigils see results is because the are pushing back against the forces at the hour when they are strongest, they expect you to be sleeping and at your most vulnerable receiving diabolical suggestions easily. Pray continuously for wisdom and discernment being alive for 70 years gives you no advantage against an enemy that has existed for millions, even billions, you are a child. Attune to your flaws, whether they be lust, greed, anger, unforgiveness, malice, envy, or anger, when you have glaring flaws you will much easier to influence. Fix your flaws! Most of all be careful what you accept in your dreams. Even King Solomon who was stated as the wisest of his age fell and was made to look the fool, how much more you!
Welcome Friday anonymous post oo
ReplyDeleteAm just here praying for the best
Celebrated a 90 years years old Baba Egon. The joy long life and good health no be here.His children, grandchildren gave me so much joy as I watched them danced . I saw another perspective of life. We all danced ,cheered, ate and drank. I carry hand touch Baba o. Please baba na only 80 years me i want bless me. Na so baba pray for me .See baba active, dancing and not wearing glasses . what more do we want self in this life
ReplyDeleteall this hustle. make all this next of kin be warned.
I fuck an old oyinbo woman for some dollars. Oyibo people have one smell like garlic and ginger
DeleteNa WA oooo . U doing well tomorrow you smell curry and thyme
DeleteHad threesome with two sisters...it was crazy mhen
ReplyDeleteSo nobody is fucking dangote or Davido or other celebrity abi. Where are the celebrity side chicks and side baby mama you will not come and talk now right but seeking and enjoying other stories
ReplyDeleteMy friend bought charm from Fulani woman and it worked and her 3 boyfriend has been giving her exess money she borrowed me money to buy too but its a different story and opposite is she using my star. She just give me her used clothes and shoes and wigs. Well I thank God e everybody destiny is not the dame
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend of 2 years invited me to Abuja and when I visited I saw plenty of dirty naira notes in bundle in his wardrobe and he kept asking me to take as much as I want for my daily needs. I hate dirty notes they're smelly too. This guy was a banker and I met him in my base where we started a relationship before he moved to Abuja for another job that I don't even know. One afternoon I was in the sitting room and he rushed in with his friend and told me to go to the bedroom that he was discussing an important business with the friend. I went in and forgot to unplug my phone where it was being charged in the sitting room. Over an hour and their still discussing business? I came to the sitting room to retrieve my phone but I couldn't see very well again cos everywhere was filled with smoke I just stood there trying to figure out what was happening. Suddenly the smoke reduced and I saw this man and his friend tying white towel chewing some black stuff they were fetching from a Calabash while a native pot was on the center table bringing out the thick smoke. This man used anger and sent me out of the house without even letting me change what I was putting on. He said that I spoiled their prayer with the way I appeared in the sitting room. I left but his number has never been reachable again. All his socials deactivated.
ReplyDeleteYou escaped hell. Sometimes it’s the lil quirks about us that saves our life. You hating dirty money is what saved you.
DeleteStollen waters... My wife's younger sister is the sweetest woman on earth. She was schooling abroad when I married her sister but the day we met at her graduation party everything clicked even without two of us saying a word to each other. She's so caring she tells me to be nice to her sister and child. I'm sorry but I'm planning to marry her secretly April next year after her birthday celebration. She has accepted my ring. My P you're heaven sent and I believe god used your big sister for me to locate you 💗💗💗
ReplyDeleteYou really have decided to break another family in half because of your ‘feelings’? Find another sweet girl to marry if you want a second wife. If you truly love her as you claim, set her free! This is an act of complete selfishness.
DeleteWait do this woman think I still lover her? I martied a slim woman and not some akpa akpu snoring up and down. She's not contributing anything to the house all her money is to sow new ashabi clothes and go to party with frinds. Always on social media 247 insulting men in the name of feminist my people and I have carried wine to another woman's family for introduction it's when I do the proper wedding she will know the real meaning of shock
ReplyDeleteYou’re cruel.
DeleteReverend fathers have the sweetest dicks is it because it's anointed 💦🕯️damn. I have fucked two and they're sweet. My mom is a chef who cooks for padres. The older one has been transferred and now I'm climbing the new one and he pays me well and I carry enough yam chicken and rice and tomato when I'm going back to school. I snooped only to find out he's sleeping with my mom too. Well I'm not here for love but for the bag
ReplyDeleteYou are not going to feel the same way about this in 20 years. It is not good for a man to intimately know about a mother and her child. Believe that there is a better story for your life and end whatever this is. You think you are winning but this will hurt you one day, and when you have a daughter of your own you will never want this to be her story.
DeleteI was a pastor in one of oyedepo church and only God knows how much I made from that church. Even with the cameras myself and other young pastors cash out big time after all it's out papa God's money. The truth is there is so much money in the church business so much plenty money that daddy Oyedepo alone can rebuild the country. I retired and I'm in the UK now with my family thank you Abbah. Let the blessings be
ReplyDeleteYesterday on my way to go and see this man in his hotel room and boom my period started. And my flow is always heavy on day one so tampon won't help. That's how I miss 100k 😭
ReplyDeleteWas giving my man mind-blowing bj and i heard the camera record noise. No worries as he sends me his fapping videos too. I know he'll watch it to relive the moment and delete later.
ReplyDeleteListen luv, how you know he is not uploading it to some online parn site and making money off you? Protect yourself and do not put 100% trust into anyone, especially someone who has not made any covenant with God about you through marriage.
DeleteSee as fabu fabu just dey everywhere. Hiss!
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