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Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Music CEO Don Jazzy Uses Cake To Explain Why Marriages Of These Days Don't Last Long

Nigerian music producer Don Jazzy has shared a playful theory about why modern marriages don’t last as long as those of older generations and he blames it on the wedding cake.


In a lighthearted video, he says couples in the past used dense fruitcakes soaked in alcohol, which could last an entire year. After the wedding, they’d serve a small slice to guests and save the rest for their first anniversary, eating it together as a symbol of endurance.
He jokes that today couples prefer soft butter cakes, ice‑cream cakes, or even giant fake display cakes made of foam, with only a tiny real slice for photos. Nothing lasts, not even the cake.
Don Jazzy laughs and ends the clip with: “Maybe I’m high.”

He may be high but he makes sense.....

33 comments:

  1. Hmn.... True about the cake though, used to last.

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    1. Don jazzy what happened to your own marriage? Adviser,weldon.

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  2. Hmmm 🤔 he might be right to an extent..I remember too, those wedding cakes used to last for months

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  3. No don jazzy ! You are not high … dats wisdom coming from you …. What you just used as an example is a Fact ! 💯

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  4. Bro u make sense jare btwn you are looking Good wholly Igbo..

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    1. Success always has many relatives and cousins and distant cousins.
      Don Jazzy is Isoko, a Nigerian.

      Stella, epp your Bvs confirm from Don Jazzy himsef.

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  5. Ok we have heard.
    Do fast and celebrate your own wedding with alcohol cake that will last for a year so that your marriage will last long.

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  6. Some painful truth come from such
    (high) places 🥱

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  7. This reminds me of a relative that froze their wedding cake in our house when I was younger. We had a Lister generator that carries our freezer so they brought the cake to preserve at our house because their own generator couldn't carry theirs. They came and carried their cake after about a year.
    I used to wonder why they kept the cake for so long.

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    1. It's ridiculous, I would not eat a year old cake Biko nu

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    2. They wanted their first child to eat from the Cake.
      That was a practice then in addition to feeding after reception/honeymoon visitors as explained by Don Jazzy

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  8. Lol. This could be true

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  9. Very good illustration don Jay

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  10. He is right. These days it's mirage and illusion.

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  11. Truth bur bitter to admit

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  12. Marriages don’t last because Nigerian men are complacent. They don’t know how to show affection. They will forget wedding anniversaries and they think marriage is ownership instead of partnership.

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    1. Marriage will definitely no last with some like you who always look for who to appropriate blame to

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    2. You and Gifty don genderise this simple fun post.
      No matter what.
      A cork stopper must float.
      Lol

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  13. Funny but true narrative 😀😀

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  14. Nothing is real these days. God help our children 🙏

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  15. It was a thing of joy to serve your wedding cake at your first anniversary! However, que sera, sera.

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  16. He is probably high, cuz what manner of talk is this???

    Women have been going through a lot since time immemorial after all the phrase "Di wu ndidi" was some of the nonsense they always chanted. Most women these days are not interested in tolerating the nonsense they saw their mothers tolerate.

    Some of you men need to grow up and unlearn a lot of rubbish cuz no one is interested in una bad behaviour these days

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  17. Quite funny but true. I saved one layer of my wedding cake until my first anniversary. My marriage is 22yrs this year. Fake cake display was also not so common then. I had a four-layer cake, all real cake so there was enough to share, and to save. There's just a lot responsible for the rate of broken marriages these days, but this is quite funny.

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    1. I didn't any, neither did my siblings. All four of us have been married atleast 19 years.

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  18. Hmm, this might be part of the issue. It makes sense. Maybe he's picking up on something real 😏.

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  19. He's high but the truth in his words is undeniable.

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  20. He is truly high. Most women then endured so much, the society and even families frowned at women expressing themselves, so you had no choice but to stay put. If you asked a woman then in all the 40 years she has been married how many was she happy in it, you'd be surprised to hear only 5. That's why they use omugwo as getaway or payback time.

    I will not be like those women, neither will my daughters. These days roles have changed, men are no longer bread winners, they leave their wives to cater financially and otherwise! The woman has now found her voice, do anyhow, see anyhow. Marriage is no longer "The Holy Grail!"

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