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Monday, February 03, 2014

THE NGEE SHOW Of Life.....LMAO!



Beautiful and refreshing Ngozi.....

She gives her opinion on words that were over-used in 2013 and says you need to dump these lazy over used words ASAP.
This is really mad funny....for example,someone is chatting or telling you something and you say ''KK''....for chrissakes,what is ''KK''? what is wrong with saying OK?...I mean it
comprises of the same two letters if its laziness that is your problem.

Ngozi even goes as far as dissing her people from Eastern Nigeria...hehehhehehe

Listen to the video to find out the other words Nogzi recommentds you MUST dump......really funny.

Nice one Ngozi.

46 comments:

  1. ngee kkk, dat is ur own opinion,
    so nxt story pls.

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    1. "Kk". Ngozi. "Seen" duh...#go and die.
      Buh seriously u r so right. U know what they say abt bad habit and how is not easy 2 drop abi? Good!!! Even when writing my reports @ work i use a lot of abbreviations. Honestly I just can't help it. My MD 4warded one of my reports back 2 my Email last month and gave me a query on top. Like Seriously? I dnt do it intentionally. Do u kw i went thru' my report 3times b4 i clicked "send" button but still... *smh* am more conscious of my self now tho. 10x 4 ur lecture. U'r my kind of gul. Do u stay in Abuja? *rme*

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    2. The one I detest most is 'kk'. What's 'kk'. What happened to 'o'. When I get that 'kk' from any of my bb contacts, I usually think: 'here's another idiot'.

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    3. I love this sketch, slightly long, five mins would be ok but love her expression and face

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  2. Now this is a show! Not all those my name is amanambu pillow talk. Mchew

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    1. So funny and true
      Particularly the "I'm strong". That's gets to me like everytime. You see someone dying and the busy saying "I'm strong"

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    2. So funny and true
      Particularly the "I'm strong". That's gets to me like everytime. You see someone dying and the busy saying "I'm strong"

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    3. Sick but saying "I'm strong"- that one na faith but will only work for those who have the faith- no be just to dey talk for mouth.

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  3. Kk. Seen.....nice day Stella

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  4. Lol
    I love calling my guy 'my boo of life'
    Hahaha, was awkward but I jus like saying it.

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  5. Ihekire Tony

    I typed her name on google and I was directed here. I guess this is the only thing about her.

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    1. Hahahaaha @ Tony. U sef.

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    2. So what, who knows you? I truly enjoyed this

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    3. hhehehhehhehhhehhe.....lol...kk... Tony of life

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  6. Ngozi na bestie of life not bff of life.

    me: Ha ngozi u never pay me my money o.
    Ngozi: hmm my sister, i am rich

    " Hmnn, my sister i just want to bless God because if not for God peradventure my enemy for don die"

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    1. My Edo sister of life

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    2. Very funny julit as well, I can see you being this Ngozi

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  7. Ok Ngozi... Uv gotten ur 2 minutes of cheap fame via publicly displaying ur 5 minutes of madness! Next paramount issue please. Stella be wary of issues u present us na. Gist don finish?

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    1. Oh please hateful being. That beautiful woman is the Brand Ambassador of Amstel Malta. Not face of o. Brand Ambassador. Google is your friend. Beauty and brains is what you see up there and she definitely does not crave cheap fame. Nne of life, carry on biko. And no, I'm not Ngozi. Just a friend from long, long ago.

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    2. A's in ehh... see pain! some people just come on the Internet and hurt others yet they don't put up their own names. Why? Cos they don't want to be hurt either.

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    3. Foolio of life! What does it take to be a brand ambassador? If u think its brains then ur the D in Dunce! Titi .......and ngozi u dont ve to feel guilty nd try to mask ur identity!

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    4. Sigh. What is deficient in you that makes you think abusive words are the way forward? I pray you're healed and you find closure. I made a mistake in writing her job title which proves I'm not Ngozi btw. She is the Senior Brand Manager of Maltina. Ie: a manager at Nigerian Breweries. That is not beans. She is slowly working her way up the corporate ladder and I am so proud to be associated with her. So as Oshiomole would say, go and die!

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  8. Ngozi of life,kk,seen.Nice day,Stellastica of life!

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  9. Hilarious!! Nice one. I enjoyed it thou

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    1. Sommie, is this you?

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    2. I think Ngozi should add is that you to the list

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  10. Mr bad. Brand Manager Maltina and 2012 Future Awards winner of the Excellence in Service – Corporate award.

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  11. Lol...Nice one poster! Actually use to think it was only me that detested that "KK" of a thing.. Mtcheew!!! Laziness in totality.. Ride on girl, you have gat and said it all. @i_Choptas_Not

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  12. She needs to loosen up a little. Nice one though. Made me laugh at least.

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  13. hahahahahahaha,i so much hate that too@"....of life"will never be caught saying or typing it

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  14. LOL Nice one Ngozi. Funny and so true!

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  15. rubbish.. there something called slang...... park well joor

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  16. Ngozi of life. "KK" - two letters or 2 alphabets not two words. Thank me later.

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    1. See as u run come hia make u correct am...she corrected herself joor ....oloshi olobruku ole mabruku onyeoshi! Interpreter pls!

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    2. No need for insults, this was to make us laugh

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  17. Thank me later. Alphabet is the entire group of letters. Thank me later:)

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  18. She forgot then most annoying one... 'it is well'

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  19. u forgot 'i cant shout' so very local and disgusting. mtcheeew

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  20. Please o Ngozi shld go and hug a transformer joo. If she doesn't like it and so what? #Hisss# we should stop saying it becuz aunty ngozi doesn't like it.

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  21. Am so guilty of using the Kk',cant even. Remember when and how I learnt it!
    Coincidentally,it caused me embarrassment two days ago while replying my uncle's text,and I was like 'kk and he asked what do I mean by dat, I felt so stupid to say it meant ok' cos truely what happened to the 'o'?dat phrase is actually silly!
    Ngee I permit u to bury alive 'kk'!!
    As for others,pls let them remain ur personal opinion as u said.lolz

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  22. Ngozi Mike merchandise, Aunty Ngodi's daughter, you forgot BUH...I HATE that!!!, can people please type a common 't' where its needed???

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    1. I swear that's one of my pet peeves. What's buh? pweety?

      One day my late hairdresser said to me 'ha, odabi pe ofe re ota mi, (ha, my enemy si about to fall sick') and I replied "Amin oo, iru e lama ri (Amen, na so we go dey see am), na so the woman shout.

      I hate I/we bless God with a passion. How can anyone bless God? Do people even know the meaning of bless? The first day I heard it? hmmmn Bless? as in sanctify, bestow, favour, endue, donate?

      How can any human being do these things to God. It is disrespectful and blasphemous!

      Bless is not the same thing as glorify and should never be used in the same context.

      PS: I love Ngozi already (the sweet Ibo twang in her accent).

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    2. The worse thing is that, people that call themselves 'pweety' are nowhere near.....

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  23. Ngozi Nkwoji!
    go and face your work in Maltina
    with your igbotic accent!

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