''Hello Stella and SDKers, please i have a problem...
I'm 36+ will be 37 later this year....I'm still a virgin, a devoted born again and committed to God's work!
I'm chubby and heavily endowed with b**bs, i noticed right from secondary school infact at primary school i have had big b**bs but the pathetic situation right childhood til now is that my Olympus *in stella's voice* have fallen!
I dont know why, no man has ever sucked my Olympus neither have i had sex b4!
But when i packaged myself well on clothes no one will ever know and my Olympus will be displaying as that of Toolz (infact when you see Toolz she's just a replica of me). Toolz is a perfect description of my person!
Now, i'm so worried now that i will soon be getting married to a young man of God, dont know if he would be disappointed discovering on our wedding night that my 'Heroes have fallen' away from what it appeared to be when i put on clothes or that he will take me for who i am!
Please SDKer’s no insults but advice your sisterly/brotherly advice as to what to do!
Thanks!''.
I'm 36+ will be 37 later this year....I'm still a virgin, a devoted born again and committed to God's work!
I'm chubby and heavily endowed with b**bs, i noticed right from secondary school infact at primary school i have had big b**bs but the pathetic situation right childhood til now is that my Olympus *in stella's voice* have fallen!
I dont know why, no man has ever sucked my Olympus neither have i had sex b4!
But when i packaged myself well on clothes no one will ever know and my Olympus will be displaying as that of Toolz (infact when you see Toolz she's just a replica of me). Toolz is a perfect description of my person!
Now, i'm so worried now that i will soon be getting married to a young man of God, dont know if he would be disappointed discovering on our wedding night that my 'Heroes have fallen' away from what it appeared to be when i put on clothes or that he will take me for who i am!
Please SDKer’s no insults but advice your sisterly/brotherly advice as to what to do!
Thanks!''.
*He should love you just the way you are..........he will!
Dont worry babe,this is not a serious issue and stop worrying about your fallen Olympus,it will fall more during breastfeeding....LOL
Fallen Boobs is a natural process for some women, when a baby have suckled on them or not, after a certain age a woman's Boobs and body starts sagging, I'm not sure your hubby to be will be surprised, since you are as fat as toolz, he shouldn't know that your Boobs can't be firm, even busty girls in their teens and that are still virgins have fallen Boobs . And since he's a Man of God I don't think you have any problems Aunty,I'm sure he would know that u are wonderfully made to God's taste.he would love your body.
ReplyDeleteYou've got no problem
DeleteIts a normal thing...just keep packaging
HmL in advance
Aunty huh? Like say u no senior her. Old woman like u come dey form sisi for here.
DeleteAra darada adago,nke kwuoto ka ya adakwa in flavour's voice. So dear poster chill .
DeletePlease read about the herb called Fenugreek. That's what will help you. Please google it and find the nearest store that sells it. Thank me later.
DeleteAnon will the herb make the boobs stand again? Biko don't buy nothing... Everybody's breast would fall at some certain point,whether it was suckled on or not.. That's the gravitational force doing it job...
DeleteKatt Williams said in one of his comedy series that only bitch ass niggas worry abt such things. When a real man wants 2 fuck he wants 2 fuck come join love n man of God inside, dear sister u hv nothing 2 worry abt. But if u insist, don't 'scatter' d thing on ur wedding night (I hope u get scatter). Everything shld be slow r steady. Lie down b4 removing ur bra. Do dis till u both get comfortable wit d deed n each other. Meanwhile follow Irene's advice. By d grace of God d kids won't delay so that u'll see dat ur boobs will not really ur main concern. Happy married life in advance.
DeleteVery big boobs don't always stand now,it's normal!
DeleteAnd I want to believe Pastor is not marrying u cos of dat?is he?#rolls eyes#
Don't worry urseelf,at least what better gift can u give him dan d fact dat at least u are a virgin,how many virgins has he seen even in d church in general#well dats btw#
Poster don't wory all izz well.
DeleteBecause me too I'm a virgin and I'm 25 and my boobs fell cuz I always carry my nebors children with wrapper I ddnt evn know sef that dey were faling when it happend! But my bf isn't complaining, he loves me like that.
P.S deyr excercises u can do to lift them back up.
Just google it.
That's all.
+ does ur bf sucking ur breast make it fall? Cuz I hear that happens? I think its a lie tho'
According 2 d law of gravity“anytin dat goes up, must surely com dwn”.NA ur own share u de take
DeleteIt's a normal thing
DeleteIt will still fall after your baby sucks out the living day out of it
Flavour said breast wey fall Don fall,the one still standing go still fall
Stop complaining and thank God for your sweet shape,can a woman have it all? For some yes,for others no
Www.omosarah.com
Wat an interesting topic today! The dream of every woman is to have firm and perky boobs. But for some women, it's only a fantasy as their tatas r hardly d size, shape n firm the way they want em. For this poster, solutions to her problems lie mainly wit her psychology rather than physiological. She needs to shore up her self confidence by appreciating what she has n making berra use of em.
DeleteBut for those who want firmer boobs, these tips could come handy.
I am a firmer believer in using exercises to solve physiological issues of d body. A girl who desires firmer boobs should should engage in Push Up Exercises. This shud b done in d plank positions wit d back kept straight, stomach muscles tucked in. Wit reps, it produces firmer boobs as the chest muscles r exercised n tightened. Other chest exercises like Chest Fly, T-Planks, Chest Presses done 3x weekly will help a lot. Swimming does help too.
Hydrotherapy : this is using water to control d firmness of the breasts. The girl should alternate btween using hot n cold water wen bathing. That is pour warm water on d d breast for like 30 secs, then then water water for like 10secs. This improves circulation to the Mastia or bobbi, thereby stimulating d production of Collagen n Elastin (Skin Proteins). These skin proteins r responsible for the elasticity of the boobs. I bet it's cheap enuf to practice.
Quit smoking. The breast tissue ages 3x faster than other parts of the body. So wen u smoke, u r drying d tissue that ages faster, thereby helping to aid d ageing n reducing their elasticity. It destroys the collagen n elastin
Don't encourage em to bounce: the load you carry around can b heavy n subject to laws of gravity. So letting em bounce strains the skin that supports em to defy gravity. So wear tight bra during work outs or wen u run so they can d supported n reduce sagging
Massages : this is a very cheap technique to engage in. In d mornings or before u go to bed, apply a lil oil or powder n then massage wit upward circular strokes. U can also use ice cubes to massage for a minute. Using d ice cubes provides a soothing coursing sensation. So u can have DH use ice cubes for foreplay. That way, u get d pleasure and d treatment.
Sleep on your back : it's advisable to lay on ur back wen u sleep. This way, the breasts r not stressed. They r allowed to breath free, circulation is optimum n d skin is not wrinkled like wen u lay on ur side or sleep face down.
I wish I can say more but I don't know much about boobs. I was weaned a long time ago.
She needs sometin to firm d already fallen Olympus dat is large, not fenugreek dat will help to enlarge again
DeleteKehinde Ake, my right hand man. Xes master 1 of Sdk, boobs professor, heart break counselor, heartbreaker of all nations. D one who makes SDK Bv wet without touching them.... I trowey salute. mega twale to u. Network don appear cos e. C the topic abi. Diarris god oooo
DeleteKehind Ake aka. Xexxxxxxxxxxxxxx! I always await your lecture in such topics! I dey hail o! You be kwekupus! Your brain dey hot well well!
DeletePepper ose oku the only executive jet flyer!
Ake of life my paddy,so with alllll u have said,now suddenly u claim u don't know much?chai!u ehn,lol!u gave the most useful info to us all btw.keep the sex related knowledge of urs up#winks
DeleteHave a blessed day
Forget those measures.sagged boobs are sagged for life! Just up your self esteem,he will fall in line.massage ko,hydro ni!
DeleteKehinde Ake himself, my hubby of life. See me famzing...lol
DeletePoster, I didn't plan to comment before.I just wanted to read comments and reply the funny ones.Shame on me.This is a problem and u need help. Now,I want to accept that you are a virgin @ 37? Congrats!(#whispers:Virgins full here sha)You are a rare\endangered specie. Now to the olympus issue. You must realise that unlike men, our package is right in front of the whole world. You are big and busty;Everyone,including your husband~ in~ waiting,can see what you carry around.Even if he's a virgin like you, he is not that naïve to expect your double Ds to be standing.if he's shocked on your wedding night,then he must be out of touch with the simple facts of human anatomy.With the laws of gravity,he sure knows that your boobs won't be facing front or up. Only a "boobs~man" woos a busty babe. Conclusion: He likes your boobs for being extra large! Your worry now should be if he can satisfy you.what if he has a small dick,or quick ejaculation? At this point,attack is the best form of defence.Wish you Goodluck without jona!
DeleteLOL! Anony 9:49, Wetin na, Do you know me before? Na wa o. There's no pleasing people on this blog, I wanted to address her as "dear" I then thought of people I've seen being attacked for referring to their seniors like that here, just so you know she senior me wella, asin Welllll and GPU for making me type this.Ode.
DeleteVirgin @ 25 and your boo is sucking your boobs? Please what are you not telling SDKers? Women can lie!
Deletefallen boobs is just a big turn off + hope say u no get strechy ??? Hmmmm every man with his choice sha
DeleteLmao. SDK, d picture u used is more interesting than d story itself. I can't stop laughing out loud.
ReplyDelete@Poster, don't worry it is well. The God dat gave u a hubby at 37 will make him understand with ur fallen Olympus. Amen
I dey tell you. Are those plants or snakes? Very eewwwie.
DeleteYes poster, wish I could send you a pix of my boobies . I am a VERY plus sized and boobily endowed female. I sure say u dey learn for where I dey. I have 2 kids and breast fed both of them for one full year each.
My olympuses have definitely fallen but they appear to have spread out to the sides more instead of nose diving.
So they still look full and fresh. And my husband loves dem silly. He spends alot of time. Maybe even too much time on them when we make love.
You should even be grateful that youre bursty. I know someone whose breasts are the size of regular apples but because of misuse and abuse, and several abortions,theyre now like empty pure water sachets. Yes! Completely empty !
Yours cant possibly be that bad since u say ure still a V. So biko keep packing those water melons properly and stop being concious of them.
Ur man will love every inch of your body !!! But first you have to love yourself and if it makes u feel any better, know dat about 90% of olympuses have fallen !!! You're not alone.
Ps; invest in good bras too. La Senza & Ashley Stewart have good bras.
Stella, this pic wey you put fit wake 2days old baby from sleep! Weird! Poster! You don't need to panick! Its normal! Unless you are not telling something! Is it touching your stomach? If not, no panick! True love suppasses all you know! He should love you just the way you are. Have you tried to creat an atmosphere for such discussion with your about to be hubby? You can do that not necessarily telling him its you!
DeletePepper ose oku
If na so breast dey for real life, I'm not sure men will still find pleasure in them. That pishure is ''worrible''
DeleteBia Stella, these breasts on display get as dem be oh.
DeleteBtw poster, keep packaging them well. The day you finally unveil them and oga says 'he thought, I always believed', tell him sey 'what you see is what you get'. Don't worry your fine head over this jare.
i just love attitude already hahah that is what we face especially we the bursty ones.poster invest on good bra they can be expensive but they will package it well.stay away from chinese bra gosh i hate them cos i hv also used them before.
DeleteLol @ Olympus has fallen! It must fall na
ReplyDeletedis is a true picture of "pack d breast mek d shape 5n"
Deletednt wori fallen boobs or nt,he ll stil love u.
Blue IvY
Stella breast feeding does not contribute to the fall of olympus o, its pregnancy, aging and extreme weightloss. I intend to continue exclusive breastfeeding lol
DeleteThere's more to marriage than Olympus! No marry man wey love you only for ya boobie
ReplyDeleteEyah madam poster sorry oo I cannot advice you as I dont know how it feels to av a fallen olympus lol... Please try surgery or better still, pray he loves you for you. Moreso, this one u de complain about ur olympus, how are u sure say him p***k no small or too big? Sebi na virgin you be? No worry on ur wedding night una go surprise eachother lmao
DeleteLmao.....i agree with you,i dnt think she should be worried,they will surprise each other indeed
DeleteYou don't have a problem. Wear that bra with big straps always,even to bed.
ReplyDeleteWhen u get married,allow ur hubby to breastfeed/fondle them always. Even when he doesn't want to,force him. Then every morning immeadiately u get up from bed,push your boobs together n upwards,do so for like 5minutes,bathe and wear your big_strapped bra. Don't wear half cup bras pls. It is well. I wish you luck as your treasure is unlocked on ur wedding night
Errrrm, will all this instructions make her boobs firmer? *confused*. I'm asking so I can tell some people to do same
DeleteThis Irene sounds like a perv. Omo see advice lmao
DeletePoster,if u are so worried about your boobs,let me teach you what to do during kerewa. In missionary position,squeeze ur boobs together,let ur pastor take the two nippopo in his mouth,I bet u he will speak in tongues more than the people that were in d tower of babel. Abeg,read books on how to make love,eff or screw. You need to satisfy that man of God cos all these choir girls eyes dey tear ooo.
DeleteIrene ooooooo. Lwkmd!!!
DeleteIrene ur head dey there, tot thats my own little secret. Mrs O
DeleteHahahaa Lmao IRENE!!!!!
DeleteYawn
ReplyDelete#FaithfulSalt #CheatingIs ForLosers
Salt
My dear every big boobed woman has that problem, for some people its not a problem. Wait till u see toolz take off her clothes and u will see all na packaging. Trust me ur olympus will be the last thing in hie mind, he will be more excited about being the first to get there . U dont have any problem. Mrs O
ReplyDeleteExactly what I thought..... Every naturally busty woman has that same issue. Natural big boobs are hardly firm.
DeleteDo your shakara joo and trust me, your husband will stare when the bra comes off....
Stellastica,where did you get that pix from?its so disgusting......
ReplyDeletePoster,there's nothing wrong with your boobs....every big boobs don fall...there is no way you can have a big olympus and It will not fall moreover,you are no more a baby....
Don't be scared,your man will not notice it..
Yes o the pics dikwa somehow mehn*pheww*
DeleteSister do not worry there is more to marriage than breast,btw he is a man of God I do not think he would be so intrested/concerned abt those things...
*Sweetness*
Yes o the pics dikwa somehow mehn*pheww*
DeleteSister do not worry there is more to marriage than breast,btw he is a man of God I do not think he would be so intrested/concerned abt those things...
*Sweetness*
She has used this picture before.
DeleteEyaaaa dear blog visitor!I don't even want 2 begin 2 imagine what it is u r feeling.all i can say is just make sure u always wear d right kind of bras dat might help @ least b4 ur babies start 2 cum.ur hubby will luv u just d way u r.its not just ur physical attributes but also wat ur heart is made of.goodluck darl.
ReplyDeleteMy dear Na normal thing. Your hubby will love you for who you are, besides no be your Olympus he love but you. Be yourself and appreciate the way God made you. Remember, you are chubby, fat no dey pity Olympus at all, fat dey help flatten Olympus.
ReplyDeleteNnem, it is a natural thing and flaunt what your mama gave you.... Cheers
Seriously I dnt knw why women do this to demselves. So ur body was jst created for a man's enjoyment. It's ppl like u dat will wear bra to sleep jst so that boobs remains firm. At d end of d day, the man might hv a curved abortion prick and u go dey chop am like that without complaining yet u r bothering urself over such vain thing as fallen olympus! Wat of those women wit peanut boobs or those that lost theirs to breast cancer? Pls dnt bother us wit this kind of gist again stella
ReplyDeleteLmao at curve abortion prick....like seriously Babe hw dt one cum dey na cos i for like seee am ooo.loolz
DeleteLmaooooo @ curve abortion prick mbok take it easy ahn ahn
Delete*Sweetness*
Lol! Which one be curve abortion prick?
DeleteNothing wey person no go hear for this blog.
Hehehe! @ ur heroes av fallen,
ReplyDeleteStella atimes u act like a native witch, #Smiles @ wld fall more after breastfeeding.
@ Poster, how do u expect a heavy breast not to fall?
Ur boobs are only obeying d law of gravity.
BTW breastfeeding doesnt make a breast fall(its only a myth).
And. Anti-stella, dat pic irritates me.
#confused# @oluwapinky,why does d pic irritate u?does it remind u off something close to ur heart?.... Abi Don davido don turn 'oyon' to 'omu' for u?...hehehehe
Delete*remind u of
DeleteOf course that's the state of affairs of her "bobbi" after plenty aristo runs. Dem don kalas finish. Iskanci
DeleteLol@ bitchplis
DeleteHahahahaaa... I don laf tear belle... Olympus of Life...#alinko
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens to girls who started puberty early. Truth is that any guy who loves u will overlook it. But u can also decide to save for a breast lift in future...with his consent o! Some men don't like touching up of boobs no matter how much it has fallen. Adanma
ReplyDeleteDear madam poster, maybe it's because you are a virgin and probably I've not see other girls with large boobs naked. I've seen a couple,every large boobs girl has the same problem. You'd need a pillar to have ur breast stand without a bra. Those boobs are just packaging and without bra it's just the same as yours even toolz! So stop the inferiority complex before it completely eats you up. Bear ur breast with pride and go look for a man that's worthy of your capital V... Enough said
ReplyDeleteGood talk.
DeleteDear madam poster, maybe it's because you are a virgin and probably Have not see other girls with large boobs naked. I've seen a couple,every large boobs girl has the same problem. You'd need a pillar to have ur breast stand without a bra. Those boobs are just packaging and without bra it's just the same as yours even toolz! So stop the inferiority complex before it completely eats you up. Bear ur breast with pride and go look for a man that's worthy of your capital V... Enough said
ReplyDeleteMy sister you are not alone. When I'm bathing in the morning I look at my falling breast and wonder how my hubby will feel. Even when I'm at home I always have to wear bra because of 'fallen Olympus'. My own has always been like that even from my teen years. I've already decided to have a breast augmentation when I can afford it. I never even born sef. I wonder how they will be after breastfeeding. So sad.
ReplyDeleteAll I can see R women wid low self esteem. Women dt feels like dr bodies was made jes 2 please men. Yall need re-orientation!
Delete*lips sealed and watching*
You don't have to feel bad ok.
DeleteAmazingly, some boobs stand back up when the woman approaches 40 years.
Ihekire Tony
ReplyDeleteDear poster I hope u still know that ur body is the temple of the Holy Spirit and u are created in the image and likeness of God.
Our God is the all knowing God, so stop worrying about irrelevant things and focus on how to serve Him better.
hmmmm, just passing by sha.
DeleteYou are not a pastor? How us life after death?
DeleteAnon 9:47AM, u are a Mumu.
DeleteAnon 9.47am, I don laugh sotay strength wan leave me. Whaat! #singing,do u believe in life after love...
DeleteNa wa oh. Stella, u must not post every nonsense on ur blog na. Haba!
ReplyDeleteAs for 37 year old virgin, what kind of daft question are u asking? At ur age?? 13 years from 50??! Go and do a breast uplift if u are that worried.
If its nonsense 2u its not 2 others, besides its her bloq! U ppl will come here n b talkinq as if u hv every write while others don't! And its ur type dat send d nonsense u complain abt! Mtcheeew!
Delete@ DiamondblinqZ right* n u ended up calling it nonsense. LOL
DeleteElsie
Diamondwhatever, pls STFU! It's right not write. Learn to use ur words correctly. Fool! Are u Stella? Is it ur blog?? Gbeburun! Tatafo! No wonder ur last bf was beating u everyday!
DeleteGod bless Diamondblinz infact frm today i'm nw ur follower and ur bouncer!
DeleteDnt mind dat frustrated-idiotic bastard of a moron for spewing trash, so pple shldnt air dia perturbing minds again jst bcos u'r looking for juicy gossips?
Foolish bastard of a swine! Mtcheeeeeeew!
....Or are u better than all this pple here givin dia sensible and humanly opinions? U insensitive FOOL!
DeleteI'm angry bcos i feel the pain of this person cos i have a friend who's going tru ds kind of situation, dats why i'm pained!
IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
*right not write.
DeleteSweetest honey, abeg go and do what u and ur mother and sisters are best at doing! Fucking around. Idiot oshi. Go and look for the man that fathered ur bastard daughter. Big fool. Hopeless idiot. Retard.
DeleteTanx 4d correction jare, was vexinq over d comment! @ anon dem never born dat maqa wey qo lay hands on me in d name of boyfriend yet! N I'll still say it, if u feel its nonsense don't comment moove on 2d next one! U don't hv any riqht 2decide wat is relevant n wat is irrelevant on dis bloq! Naw qo n die cos I just notice u r a bitter n frustrated twat! Nincompoop!
DeleteIdiot diamond that cannot differentiate between q and g. u came here to comment under anon how ur mechanic boyfriend was beating u up. Forgetting we could identify u with the g's and q's. Mumu. Ode oshi
DeleteIhekire Tony
ReplyDeleteDear poster I hope u still know that ur body is the temple of the Holy Spirit and u are created in the image and likeness of God.
Our God is the all knowing God, so stop worrying about irrelevant things and focus on how to serve Him better.
Heart break has led tony tonero to Christ...Let somebody shout HALLELUYAH
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha... Stella, u are not nice o. LOL @ dey will fall more when breastfeeding.
ReplyDeleteIts true still oooo cos when the kids start coming, her boobs will loose all elasticity. So its better she prepares her mi
DeleteIts not your fault that Olympus has fallen, its peculiar with people that are chubby, fat, has big boobs etc, he should learn to love you the way you are
ReplyDeleteAdvice to ladies, wearing bra always even when asleep can help keep the breast firm even after childbirth and breastfeeding
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Haba Alloy!
DeleteWear bra to sleep ke? For wetin na? Just to please a man. You should have told her to tie it with rope or support it with sticks, RME
Poster please love yourself the way you are.
Every natural breast MUST fall.
Even those standing now will later fall, it's just a matter of time.
Whether you are slim, fat, plump, chubby, skinny, "boobless" or "boobful" IT MUST FALL!
So need to worry yourself about something you can't control. I'm sure your hubby to be won't even notice.
Happy married life in advance jare.
Haa Genny baby u no dey wear bra to sleep?
DeleteMy mom asked me to wear ooh during my omugwo
And since I use breast pads(don't like any form of liquid on me) I have to wear it to sleep for now.
And trust me..i don't regret that decision at all...
It's not for a man...its for my viewing pleasure.lolzzz
Eziokwum! Alloy you often come off to me like someone that will treat his woman like a queen! O asi?
DeletePepper ose oku!
@ Iphie, No o, I don't wear bra to bed.
DeleteBras are discomforting. I wear them only because they are necessary. In short my mum told me while growing up that it's not healthy to wear bra to sleep. For now that I'm breastfeeding, I wear fitted tank top with a free short to sleep. The fitted tank top helps hold my breast pad in place so it doesn't fall off. I hate leakage.
My mum is 50 and her boobs are still perky! I am 25 and mine is fast going south. People should stop with the esteem nonsense. It's not low self esteem being worried about your sagged boobs n btw women were created cos of men.
DeletePoster, just package well ehn. Wear sexy bras n on your wedding night gently n slowly pull down your bra strap so as to ease the GBAM!...ie the force of the imminent collapse.
Hml in advance. Cheers.
Justpassingbywithmytots
Don't worry honey he won't leave you, just make sure he dnt get to see dt olympus before the wedding. If u see my mama's breast u will bow cos its sexier than some sixteens n her secret is nothing far from taking a lot of milk. She has blessed so many hopeless olympusis with the secret lool. If u r in Nija, a tin of peak will always do n dnt forget dt d world doesn't revolve around olypopo. ThankGod u trully know him, goodluck.
ReplyDeleteAm sure olympic milk will be more preferable for d olympus
DeleteAbi ooh poster u don hear am. Queen amy borrowing pepper's slippers to go buy olympic milk for poster.
DeleteIf nobody has touched it, why the guilty consience?
ReplyDeleteLOL! SDK those your pics are damn funny.
ReplyDelete@Poster, trust me he won't consider the 'fallen heroes' I.e if the love he has for you is 60/40 except If it's the other way round. Take a good look at Tools, you don't know how that olympus of her's looks like, beneath those cloths but see her packaging.
Nothing do you @poster.
SDK Goodmorning..
a man who didnt test before he buy should be ready to accept anything that comes his way. my dear, dont worry. there is nothing you can do about it and dont make the mistake of telling him.
ReplyDeleteDr blogger anti virginity kpeeeo
Deletesome ladies grow up with a natural fallen olympus and it occurs most times when the olympus is a lil above average size but the only way u cant notice is cos of most packaging done to the olympus..@poster,dont kill urself over ur fallen olympus cos a real man gets married to who u are and not ur physique or fallen olympus..remember no matter how firm the olympus appears to be,it must surely fall one day...soo would a man chase his woman off cos her olympus has fallen?? and exchange her for what?? @poster what matters is u package urself well when u are in public then u and ur future hubby can do whatever u deem fit with the olympus when u are at home..
ReplyDeleteAboy Martin! The only guy with diamond plated iphone 7s! Aboy Martin ike! The only guy that has the secret to Dr Agwoturumbe's shrine! Anyday he enters there, all the sculptures rise up to salute him! Aboy Martin the powerful guy! No wounder Dr Agwoturumbe never fails to pay his dues!
DeletePepper ose oku etu o!
Hahahahahaha, so funny. But there's nothing u can do about it. If he's a man of God as u stated, he wil accept u the way u are, after all he has flaws too, which u wil soon get to find out. Besides, he should hav an inkling of wat ur olympus looks like since u re busty. All through my univ days, I never saw big boobs that were stil standing. So pls, dnt disturb urself. Just keep packaging urself well aftr s*x, dnt leave them flying arnd.
ReplyDeletePepper d gbagaun madam, wia art thou? The "stocked" pepper. Hehehehe
ReplyDeleteLooooool! Thou art mean!! Hehehehe
Deletestella disgusting pix sha. Fallen Olympus no worrry, even my small cute breasts dey face down now its normal. Dont worry just feed him with them morning and night you no get issues. You never see fallen from teen years olympus. well done for remaining a virgin till now!
ReplyDeleteGod is in control my dear.
ReplyDeleteChaiiii Stellastica you've just finished me oo.
ReplyDeleteolympopo
ReplyDeleteolympopo
ReplyDeleteWhere is Kehinde Ake? Na this kain topic he dey like... Madame Poster, u are worried about ur Olympus... U are not even worried about ow big ur hubby's manhood is or if he sabi do???? My own Olympus has not fallen sha and I wear a J- cup.... Lol... Anyway, don't bother ur head about Olympus... Just enjoy ur first night. Happy married life in advance.
ReplyDeleteLol. You should be worried about the size of his boloks!
DeleteMy sister welcome to life after 30. Enjoy life and be happy!!! inspite of your inadequacies becos others that have died wish to be in your place...
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I don't think this is much of a problem but we are different and things bother us differently. I think the main thing is to love ur body and be confident in what ever shape or size God created u, there is nothing as sexy as being absolutely confident in urself (although some of us don't know where to draw the line between confidence nd pride) another solution is to get a breast lift when/if u can afford it, as long as u are comfortable about it. In the main time work on ur confidence, start making conscious efforts nd soon enough it'll become part of u
ReplyDeleteHello poster, go to MB HAMMAM moroccan spa behind Sheraton Abuja. Explain the situation, they have a breast firming pump machine and a lot of ladies are trying it out and not just small women. The volume of madams I see trooping in makes me believe they are doing something right. If you are in Nigeria try it out, there's no harm ad it's nothing surgical. You Google them to get an address and a booking. Every one deserves to be happy with her body & once you tried at least you know you tried.
ReplyDeleteMy darling MB Hammam, I used to visit there whenever I am home but for spa. The spa experience is amazing and those Moroccan herbs make your skin so clear and beautiful.
Deleteyou put kuluso for breast wen u dey small abi?pele sogbo
ReplyDeleteMy sister ,love ur self and use what u have to make ur pastor hubby never imagine what he wld be missing if he had anything smaller,its all in ur head,no bone in d boobs to make them stand firm so once they are large they must relax(not fall) I use to wear a size 44,I was big and proud of what I had when I started exerciseing I noticed I had reduced to a 36 I cried n stopped all forms of execise cus my milk industry was affected I want it back like seriously to be a 50 if possible .uve got a great instrument to make ur hubby speak more in tongues n have clearer visions trust me,u can wrap it around him to keep him warm, fling it behind u during seciors style ,cup it together firmly for him to insert thru stright into ur mouth,suck both at d same time while in d below,read up and discover a lot more u can do with ur natural industry. Wearing bra to bed softens it don't do that .
ReplyDeleteU GO FEAR!
ReplyDeleteOk, so my boobs r not dat big but r "downtrodden" lol... Not dat bad sha I can do sum clothes without bra so long my nipples r not showing. When I'm on my period or abt 2, they look full n perky surprisingly. It made me stay a virgin 4 a long time. Real men r not worried abt such tins. My ex made me so comfortable wit baring them that we hv showers 2gether. I've stopped worrying abt them but I won't do woman on top wit lights on or witout a bra. I'm also considering breast augmentation though not a do or die affair. Ur hubby will love u 4 who u r. I also thank God 4 dem @ times cos I'd hv been some Rihanna of some sort. Keep packaging them even when d kids start coming don't relent in d packaging. Btw r u that Christ Embassy singer I've forgotten her name now? Just asking. *winks*
ReplyDeleteLMAO @curved abortion preek. I am slim with small boobs & the right one if fallen while the left one is still intact. It annoys me when i look in the mirror bt its NATURE.Go to youtube and search Natalie Cranston exercise.Am on the four times a week routine hoping it works!!!
ReplyDeleteHML in Advance.
Marcela
I need help pple. I'm obsessed with this white married guy. He dotes on me day and night. He's planning on leaving his wife with or without me.
ReplyDeleteI have a fiance. But I can stop thinking of sexing the white dude. Been celibate for 3yrs.
I just wanna f##k him silly. At d same time. I have a reputation to protect.
Help me pls. Confused. Can I at least give him a kiss before avoiding him. #bad obsession
Help u do what? Fuck him? I'm few tenses away from calling u an idiot. Please let people with real life issues share their problems. Stop taking up viewing space
DeleteThen go and f##k the living shit out of him! Why are announcing your intention when you know that no matter how hard we try to stop you, you will still fall for his charms! F##k him and be satisfied! E mecha u can enter bush with him and continue from where you stopped!
DeletePepper ose oku rijuru afo!
Hmmmm
DeleteI think you are possessed.
Pls go for deliverance and be prayerful afterwards.
Madam poster it is normal OK. I guess u hve d BANANA shaped type of breast,pls do not worry much.Your fiance will love u for who u are,not for boobi.
ReplyDeleteLmfao,I av d same prob buh I am nt bodad cos I didn't create dem myself
ReplyDeleteTony is back o!! I hope Phrinkies can handle it! No throwing jabs at each other please..
ReplyDeleteBitchpils, You type like someone raised in Mushin! The way you use vulgar words is annoying! Please try and be mindful of what you post here abeg.. No pun intended..
Poster, don't worry, just be confident of who you are and your natural endowment and read Irene's post. Also look out for Kehinde Ake's post as well. Your life will not remain the same.
Poster you have such huge boobs and don't expect them to fall over time? My dear free your mind and just live ur life. I wear a 34DD and my boobs aren't perky since my teens cuz I didn't know how to wear d right bra size so they fell. I hav dated a number of guys and they never left me, I did. Even my fiance praises my boobs like mad while to me they aren't perky. So don't worry, men know what they seek. Jst be a good lady and learn to use ya body to make him go gaga.
ReplyDeleteMy o my...hahahaha @ Olympus haff fallen. Poster learn to love your body that's the first step and should u feel the need to do anything about it, see a doctor. I plan to enlarge mine after child birth. Even though it's really firm, I want it a lil bigger...EEE!!!
ReplyDeleteOk had to readd through all the comments first and am gonna say there are ways too make ur boobs still looking a lot firmer than it should despite the travails u have put ur boobs through in life!
ReplyDeleteExercise helps a lot,google exercise for firmer and fuller boobs ,if u practsie it religiously t would firm up a bit,might not be frozen like artificial ones but u will notice a big difference in months!
No ammount of boob exercise will make it look fresh and full if ur diet aint very healthy and rich in d right nutriets Milk,hot chocolate,enough protein,fruits n veg etc
When u r having a shower both morning and night massage ur boobs upwards for at least 5-10mins whilst d bath gel is still on ur skin and massage with a good quality boobs firming cream before going to bed(not all those fake dubai boobs cream o)
If you do all these and in 3 months u don't see any difference e mean say dem dey follow u from village
Finally poster a virgin at ur age should be very proud and not remember what ur boobs look like and u better start learning how to make a man happy in bed o no go dey do missionary style dey worry about boobs alone o,these men wey dey form pastors I hear say dem dey hide do but cos their JT no get metre u no go knw so shine ya eyes and HML in advance
Stella, i cant stop
ReplyDeletelaughing...those pictures.
SDkers, i did not receive any warm welcome when i joined this blog. I miss this blog whenever am busy at work and could not read Stella's update. Olamide is my name
Btw, my sister married as a virgin and she was 36 when she got married. her olympus had already fallen even years before she got married yet her hubby is so loving and thy are blessed with a lovely baby girl. poster don't worry yourself. he'll love you just the way you are. Olamide.
ReplyDeleteDear poster, stop worrying urself over nothing. You don't know how ur hubby's d**k is, maybe its like indomie/pencil or its like hammer/pestle. Ask urself if you will love him more with his body. Am sure you will surprise each other on ur wedding night. BTW, you don't know how Toolz olympus look like without cloths. #Packaging things. Love urself!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about that. The man no go get time for that. The size and the nipple na them matter. He will be so engaged that you sef go wonder wether the man na new born baby. Men no dey play with breast o. Rose
ReplyDeleteWell poster,the truth is as a guy, it does worries us o! He might feel disappointed, if he discovers that the vision he has of a standing Olympus is just a mirage. However, perception helps to shape reality. Handle/manage/package/carry ur boobs with grace and elegance whether you are alone with him or not. It is an extra turn-on for a guy when he sees his lady taking the pains to make her body more presentable for his sole viewing pleasure. Even men with wives whose boobs have fallen with use and age wish the boobs of their wives could be restored back to the way it was before. But the balance is that when he considers the rare gem he got married to, it helps him cope with the fallen Olympus. You are more than what you pack on your chest. You deserve praise from him for keeping 'it' for him all these while.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha poster, pls be yaself (In Toke's voice) that fallen olympus is not ya fault jare, just take things easy n free ya mind.
ReplyDeleteIf that man genuinely loves you,he will not even notice the fallen Olympus.My dear, focus on how to be a great wife, how to make your husband love you more, how to make your home peaceful, how to cook varieties for him etc
ReplyDeletePersonally, i do not wear bras in my home except we have visitors though my breast has not fallen but it definitely does not look the way it was when I was a teenager, Olympus deserves some fresh air mbok.
Kehinde I dey hail oh , so versed when it comes to anything and everything that concerns a woman, hope you understand the male anatomy this much too? Huh?
ReplyDeleteIf your bothered about your body, let it be because "YOU" don't like it the way it is not because you think some man might not find it attractive.
ReplyDeleteYour body is unique and beautiful the way it is. Learn to look in the mirror and admire what you have. Even if you have the body of a model, if you don't appreciate and admire your body you won't have the confidence to make someone else appreciate it.
There is no woman with a perfect body, just like there's no man with a perfect body.
However if your soo bothered about the look of your breast, try massaging it daily. Google breast massage and invest in a good bra. (Many Nigerian girls spend thousands of naira on cloth and hair, yet they buy N600 bra that end up sagging there breast at the long run).
You should notice a difference in a couple of months.
Abi,no one with perfect body,wot of men that have very,very tiny d**k??*sigh*
DeleteAnything sort of surgery,ur boobs wil remain d way dey r...Ala dara Ada,adago.buh not to worry,dis is not à serious issue,ur hubby will like U just d way u are.and again,dont go d surgery route.God's favour n stop worrying!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you.mine are down but very full.U can't have such big breast n expect it not to fall and there's no time the breast won't fall.Am so free with my lover,he has seen it down n we have the great sex ever.My dear don't worry yasef jare.Have seen a 10yr old with fallen olympus,it grew down,no fault of hers it just the way it grew.
DeleteThank God for my boobs!!! All this virgin stories though..hmm..Madam if your breasts are flat 4get it! If they are still hanging and and firm google is your friend, there are exercises and massages you can do. I have a special home made massage oil that i use daily because MOI LOVE firm and attractive boobs.:)
ReplyDeleteThis is very normal tho...
ReplyDeleteDear dat one is not a problem,
ReplyDeletecos when ever a mango or orange ripes, its fall down by its self,,na natural disasters e bi ooo,,na ur two legs be de problem here,make sure say na true say u never cross open ur river,,u got my respect though,,from swiss
Are we still on this topic.Build up your self esteem n do not go completely naked that first day. Your hubby may be feeling the same way o.he may hv his own sexual probs like curved- wickedly- upwards- dick,pencil /toothpick/tomtom size or even pouring-b4-i-enter syndrome.. Be strong
ReplyDeleteI have said it before that there are different shapes of breast! The elongated banana type easily obey gravity fast esp when large!
ReplyDeleteThe only correction is surgery. Exercise would make it look shrivelled as you lose body fat.
The media and fashion world has stereotyped how the woman body should be like, therefore there is insecurity in lot of women. And its fellow women that abuse others most.
Truth be told is that men like perky boobs but they accept what they get when in love but they wish and fantasize about such boobs. Why do you peeps think women with perky boobs are so proud to flaunt it at any given opportunity?
Poster the solution I have for you is to get colourful sexy big bras and wear them 24/7 until it becomes a habit you cannot stop. Because floppy boobs are not pleasant to the eyes. How do I know all this? Because I am blessed with boobs like yours!
Pls, my own problem is inverted nipples. Is there anything I can do? Also a virgin at 32
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