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Thursday, September 04, 2014

Wetin Dey Smell So?......Blog Visitor Narrative


                           WHAT IS THIS???......Only on Stella Dimoko Korkus.com!





''Sdkers Please help a sis before I lose my mind. May sound disgusting but can't help it. What will you do when every time you make love to your husband he smells of faeces that is stuck on his buttocks? 

This is the problem I have with my husband, he smells terribly during sex and when I suggest we bath before sex for hygiene sake he says he's too hard and cannot wait.

 I don't remember the last time I enjoyed sex with my husband, his dirtiness puts me off and when kissing he wants me to kiss his ass eating faeces. As disgusting as this may sound, its my problem. Should I tell him this or how do I tell him cos he's so arrogant. Please somebody advice meThank you''  .



*Excuse me?you cannot tell your hubby his yansh smells?I cant deal oh,I CANNOT DEAL,I CANNOT DEAL...WTF?.....Sit his dirty,arrogant yansh down and lovingly tell him what the problem is abeg.you can even get infection from the lingering shit!...abeg abeg abeg!

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  1. Alloy Chikezie4 September 2014 at 08:06

    Why would be having sex with smelling hubby and u can't tell him, and u are asking if u should tell him? Please u have to speak out, tell him in a polite and respectable manner.


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    1. VIBE4 September 2014 at 08:33

      U ve to tell him oh no matter what!!!!! He's ur husband so u know him more than anyone on his blog . Find a way to tell him even if it's going to hurt his feelings, send ur point across regardless!! Or keep scented wipes at ur fav engine spot so that anytime u guys r about to make love, u reach for it and wipe his ass with it so that u ll get it across to him!! Stop putting ur mouth there oh if he refuses to do that!! Goodluck

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    2. Kemie4 September 2014 at 08:49

      O ga oooo. Wetin I no go hear on this blog....... Tell him o abi u want to keep going through torture for the rest of your sex life with him?

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    3. MzAnon4 September 2014 at 08:51

      Lmaooooo this stella no go kill person. Blog visitor which kain news be this abeg? Why you no fit tell your bobo say e dey smell of chit? E mean say bobo dey chit e no dey clean nyansh ayama.
      Most people that use only tissue have this problem. One is supposed to use water and anti bacterial soap to wash after using the toilet so poster introduce that to him or better still dey wash im nyansh for am after e chit that chit..sorry o

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    4. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:54

      Gosh! I've lost my appetite! What kinda post is this this early morreeen, eh? Poster please talk to him in whichever way you can mehn! Hope you've never kissed his anus o, I wonder why women do that in d first place. Hian!

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    5. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:03

      Hian in Glowy Sophisticated's Voice.

      Should BVs come n help you clean ur hubby's yansh? Wetin we no go hear. You r prolly tolerating it cos you think if he cleans up properly, he could b cheating on you as other girls will find him attractive or what else could explain the rationale behind your 'die-in-silence posture?

      Drop your hubby's email addy so SDK can tell him how to shave his behind n wash wit water after relieving himself. #Endtime

      @ Aijay n Sleek Reek, I see una o. Lol.

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    6. virtuous woman4 September 2014 at 09:07

      I dont see the problem here...that is why the bible says two becomes one...u have to accept ur husband entirely...smell or no smell...my husband and I suck each other's armpits, ass and private parts..and even when he's dirty and sweaty..I don't do anything about it because we are now one..

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    7. Rubynnia 4 September 2014 at 09:12

      Alloy, please don't blame her. Some men are so proud they can't be told the true. To discuss issues with them require prayer and at times fasting so the matter won't escalate.

      Poster, talk to him nicely and lovely when you both are in jovial mood. Tell him if all you have written were happening to you, what would he do? From there, tell him he's the one with such but be subtle about it.

      Also let him use water to wash his bombom (safest way to remove faeces stain) or moisten tissue and wipe his anus well. Or better still get baby wipes to do the magic; atleast they come perfumed.

      And lastly, get a laxative to flush all clinging matter in his intestine OUT.

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    8. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:20

      @ kehinde 1000likes...


      PS. Love u more AdaDiUraNma.


      #Hot Ice.

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    9. onyiiasa4 September 2014 at 09:22

      BLOG ANALYSER: This is hillarious! I mean ur presentation of the matter. My sister u have to sum up the courage nd tell him. However, it has to be in a subtle manner maybe tru forging of stories. U can claim u read it in the internet. Yes, SDK blog ,then tell him people's reaction, ofcourse u can add salt nd pepper. Another way is that u can tell him each time he wants to touch u that u are smelling nd want to shower. Use urself as example. Encourage him to get in to the shower with u. Thirdly, while u are in the shower, joking show him how to scrub the anus with spong nd soap. U know that place needs constant scrubing to erase anus odour nd feces odour coz it is always damp. I thank God for my hubby, very neat man nd he knows how to bath that is something most people don't know how to do. It is well.

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    10. Hot Coffee4 September 2014 at 09:50

      Maybe he doesn't clean his ass with water aft using the loo. Lwkmd o 😂 😂 😂 😂 Madam abeg sit him down and tell him abi you like to eat shit?

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    11. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:52

      Pipi Lee

      Ick!!!
      just when I was about having BF...ew
      Find a way to tell him o for ur own good!

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    12. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:40

      This is nauseating to say d least!

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    13. i luv naija4 September 2014 at 10:53

      Stella let me help you complete that- Sit his dirty,arrogant shit smelling yansh down. How can u be married to a man u can't tell anything? Strange things do happen in mrgs of today. Poster pls how long have u guys been married so we can know how many years you have been enduring this?

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    14. Unknown4 September 2014 at 11:33

      @ Hot Ice, welcome back.

      @ Poster, its possible your DH is scat-fetish as in he is xesually stimulated by d presence or smell of 'shit'. U may as well not wipe ur behind or smear it wit 'shit' before xes n watch his reaction. If he doesn't complain, u know he falls into that sick Fetish category. He might b passing a passive msg to u. Yuck! Just wen I was craving oats wit plenty of milk.

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    15. my opinion4 September 2014 at 12:02

      Jesus wept! Sorry dear! Don't even wnt to imagine wat u are passing thru. And yes some men (especially those that complain a lot) hate being told d truth. It may land u a slap or terrible heated argument. All thesame, he's ur man. U must find ways to tell him. Every man has dir mumu seconds* in a day. Utilise his own time. All the best!

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    16. JSBunny4 September 2014 at 15:55

      Virtuous woman, abeg you lie big time!

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    17. Unknown4 September 2014 at 16:28

      Ayama, I com read dis post, where I dey eat beans and ogi, Na vomit I dey now. Stella u no go kill person for dis ur blog. Let ur husband know his problem, becos his problem has remedy or solution. Pls tell him

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    18. Fearless!4 September 2014 at 18:58

      @ virtuous woman, na wa for u oh, I hope ure kidding,for your own good!

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    19. Unknown4 September 2014 at 19:42

      Aarrrghhhhh nasty ass shit. Oh please. Ewwww. She said she insists on a bath before sex but niggar claims he's hard so can't be bothered. Huhhhhh my tommy o. I imagine that his boxers or pants will always be stained dirty with his crack. God knows I can't stand dirty beings not to mention my man. Ahh u need to come to my house to see how I dey always gather scented candles and all cos I love good smell around me. So how will I kiss or fuck a dirty man? Abeg make I go hug my hubby for not shitting on the bed when we are at it.

      Biko poster, I don't even know what to tell u. Maybe when I come back later I go fit make sense. Byeeee

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    20. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 21:03

      Your husband mayb swinging both ways o.....#gbam!!!! ..... eating ass and leaky ass........ dude's ass sounds like it's been tampered with. Sorry ma'am


      Efe

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    21. SLEEKREEK5 September 2014 at 01:04

      @virtuous woman.....so because d bible says the two shall become one makes u lick and suck all d dirts of ur hubby's body.OK....continue ONEing all d dirts down ur throat in fact when ur hubby finish using d toilet,,he should not bother to wash up......just use ur tongue to wipe it off since you are ONE..what will i not read on dis blog???people be interpreting d scriptures wrongly. HIAN!!!

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    22. SLEEKREEK5 September 2014 at 01:08

      hahahaha.@Kehinde Ake..i no talk anytin ooo.

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  2. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:07

    Haba my sister pls tell him very fast before its tooooooo late.

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    1. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:29

      Hahhahahahahahahaaahahaha ogini bu ife nke a this early morning! I can't stop laughing abeg! This kain disgusting post this early morning. What do u want us to do nw? Help you tell your boo that his ike smells of shit? Better find a way to tell him or one day you'l lick tht shit-ass by force!

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    2. Pink Sunset4 September 2014 at 10:38

      Tufiakwa!

      Poster, tell him to shave always and scrub his butt-crack with ogbo and ncha. Help him to scrub it sef in the guise of bathing together. Oginni bu ife nka bikonu?!

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    3. slim shady4 September 2014 at 11:07

      *covers nose*

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    4. DR.WHO4 September 2014 at 16:51

      *rotflamo* buhahahahahaha. Not even d Sunday or Saturday laughs has ever made me laugh!. Hahahahahahhaha. Wait BV, u can't tell him but u can tell us?. *dontget*

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  3. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:07

    What kind of story is this?
    Poster so what do u expect us to advice u to do?

    Ok my advice is, continue eating the shit with humility, get down on ur knees and pray, you can fast too.

    Mtcheeew

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    1. Glam 2474 September 2014 at 09:34

      Hahahahaha...ds Nelly is a badt geh
      Poster,I had to laugh @ ur predicament,lol but that's a really dirty thing,ewwwww
      He is ur husband,he's supposed to be ur best friend so what are you asking us to do for you? To come wash the hole?? Don't even understand a lot of marriages these days. Communication is KEY in marriage,every relationship. Talk to him the best way you can without hurting his ego.

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    2. onyiiasa4 September 2014 at 09:44

      BLOG ANALYSER: Chai! Lolss, too harsh though

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    3. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:13

      B.v since u can eat shit and still keep silent. My advice would be that you wash d shit down with a bottle of coke or a bottle of stout. Nonsense. #ilovepipilee

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    4. tussledthoughts4 September 2014 at 10:18

      Ewwww....gross. can't deal abeg. Let them tell you what to do. All I can say is you have tried. Fuck! That Shii is torture!!! Tell him joor...

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    5. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 11:01

      Pipi Lee

      Awwwww, my invisible boo is back.
      LoveUMucho. XoXo

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  4. Atarhe4 September 2014 at 08:07

    Na wa o!!!...nothing wey we no go read for this blog o!...I can't deal abeg.

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    1. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:32

      i tell u...smh

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:14

      Ehhhhh orisirisi ni koko ishasun.......my dear u better sit the niggah down and tell him wooooss ur yansh dey smell biko, haba so u condone dt smell nd still have sex inyaaama....shey he no dey taanba after poopooing ni?.... please sit him down and tell him what u have been dealing with inugo?

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    3. lina4 September 2014 at 09:22

      Walahi! I thought the fishy smell post was the weirdest but dis one pass me!

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    4. cinderellla4 September 2014 at 10:06

      So people have graduated from sucking pussy to sucking asshole? This has got to be the most disgusting thing ever. I can't deal!

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    5. SpicyTee4 September 2014 at 10:26

      As in ehn...a day without this blog never complete o...Poster,no tell am u hear,continue licking shit IN LOVE...hahahahahaha

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  5. King Stella4 September 2014 at 08:08

    Hahahahahahaha! OMFG! Hahahahaha! Biko, tell him that his yansh smells. I'm sure he would have told u if the reverse was the case

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    1. jbaby4 September 2014 at 10:18

      =))º°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚°Âº‎​=)). Sorry I couldn't help it, nothing we won't read here oh. Chei! @ poster let me help u out, any time its time for sex rush into d bathroom put d shower on n strt bathing, romantically tell him to come join u n luckily God helping he wud. Hope my suggestion works

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  6. Baylow4 September 2014 at 08:08

    Everybody with their problem. He might not see it as an issue but u as his wife should sit his ass down as to tell him ur distaste n if he disagrees,put him off during sex. Let him know wat his prob is. If he won't agree. Close shop for a while abeg.

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  7. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:09

    What in God's name? Ewwwww






    girls only blog

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    1. ChyAdaJesus4 September 2014 at 10:46

      Bwahahahahahahaha. LMAO!! Which kin tin be dis naa. Pls kindly tell ur hubby. And two shall become one......

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  8. EsteeLauder4 September 2014 at 08:09

    Lmao.....
    Nsuto Mkpo???
    Only on SDK!

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    1. jbaby4 September 2014 at 10:18

      Esther u didn't ans my question yesterday. Still waiting

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    2. EsteeLauder4 September 2014 at 12:17

      Sorry jbaby I'm not the same Esther ur referring to. I finished frm Unical.

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  9. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:09

    Ewwwwwww! Madam plz tell him biko! Nawa 4 ur hubby ooo. Dats wickedness

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  10. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:10

    Eweeee marry ur friend dey will not hear! U have marry shitty shitty now u can't hav a convo with him hian! Na only ur friend go tell u say ur shit dey smell #proverbs! Biko if u cannot tell oga em nyansh dey smell nor bring d shit cum dis blog side ooo!

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    1. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:54

      Pipi Lee

      Lol

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    2. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:57

      Hahahahahaha! Owie edo kpatakiiiii! Lwkm! Na real shitty shitty.
      Hahahahahaha! Dis post is hilarious sha

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    3. Unknown4 September 2014 at 21:43

      Lwkmd!!! Can't get over this issh. Meanwhile na dem type dey carry babe dey form o. Ewwee

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    4. SLEEKREEK5 September 2014 at 01:13

      Iyeomon.....u're very funny....hahahaha.

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  11. JayEm4 September 2014 at 08:11

    How many times you don chop shit? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    You sef! Tell him you like to have sex in the bathroom next time. Start from there.
    Btw, how do people end up with these kind of men? Didn't you people have sex before marriage? Why will you marry a dirty man?

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  12. SIMMERLISTIC4 September 2014 at 08:14

    Hahahahahahahahahaa! Omo mehn! I fitnt shout mbok...LMAO..

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  13. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:14

    Didn't u guys date? Dirt after wedding? Der is more 2 dis story/complain. Sure u guys ain't friends cos u can't seem 2 tell him a lot.

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    1. sdk's first lady4 September 2014 at 17:29

      Exactly my thought..mayb she married him a virgin

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  14. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:15

    Sit his smelling-dirty ass down and talk to him about how you feel. Btw, why should a grown ass man smell like that?

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  15. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:16

    Ihekire Tony

    Do u know what I like about this ur story? You said he is ur husband. Deny him sex whenever he refuse to have his bath. Unless u want that odour to kill u someday.

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    1. nk4 September 2014 at 11:04

      Abeg u sef try shit one day,let d shit scatter round ur bombom,nor clean yansh,go and mk love 2 him like dat and see or hear his response,abi na him juju b dat? Beats me doh,lol

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 19:28

      Na true u too suppose do am n c his reactn .its just dat if u r neat u wnt hav d mind to do it.some men ehn will never accept d truth.

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    3. Unknown4 September 2014 at 19:30

      Na true make him try see weda e fit endure

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  16. Zizi4 September 2014 at 08:17

    Haba why not tell him politely or playfully, i mean he is ur hubby.you just keep quite dey perceive the smell of the shit,u no dey try

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    1. SLEEKREEK5 September 2014 at 01:21

      Sorry Poster.seriously,,i cant stop laughing.this has got to be the funniest post on dis blog.ur bedroom will be oozing like hell. just find a way to tell cos that's the best option now or you act like virtuous woman and continue licking/sucking the shitty ass.
      But u sef,,why u dey suck ass hole? what people do in d name of sex sef is better imagined jare.

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  17. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:18

    Funny story.

    Just tell your husband what you just told us,in a loving manner and if he refuses to improve,well no sex for him.

    Or rather ensure he takes his bath regularly and get a deodorant or something,that can help reduce the smell.

    While dating you must have noticed he was not hygienic , what changed or did it just start?
    ###IamBeauty

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    1. Unknown4 September 2014 at 21:47

      Or better still she can fwd this page to him and feign ignorance like say, waoo things are happening o. Honey come and read what a woman is complaining about on sdk. Then take it from there. Eheheh

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  18. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:19

    Lmao!!!! If u can't tell him to his face! Chat him up on bbm!! Tell him, u touched feace the last time u had sex and wud want him to pls wash his damn ass well next time

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  19. IYA IBEJI4 September 2014 at 08:20

    Omg!!! How can she tell him politely? Me no fit tell politely oo! I go don shout and puke all over the place so he knows how bad it is... hian! hian! Hian!!!

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    1. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 02:57

      Jesus I pictured someone shouting and puking hysterically. #cantbreath

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  20. BROWN EYES4 September 2014 at 08:21

    Had the same problem too but when he noticed that I refused going down on him, he started washing his ass hole. Its not like they are dirty o, it's cos they dnt clean up well after passing feaces. Its better to use water o. Can't poke my intestines out cos am going down on my hubby.

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    1. Fearless!4 September 2014 at 19:11

      @ Brown eyes, a person that doesn't clean up properly is dirty,theres no nice way of putting it

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  21. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:23

    Abrg tel hm,if it ws d oda way ard he wudstat 2 misbhave,dnt suit is ego gv it 2 hm straight.

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  22. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:25

    Disgusting

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  23. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:26

    Had the same issue with my husband. Just mentioned it casually a few times and then told him finally that I would lick his baalls to crack but it's always full of junk. There and then, he dared me and ran to wash. I volunteered to bathe him and washed it myself. He forgot about the dare sef. Bathed him myself a few more times and he got the hint. No more unwiped bum.

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    1. Attitude4 September 2014 at 09:26

      You've got to be kidding me . A grown ass man ! And he'll be there feeling frisky and toasting chics up and down the place . *in akwa ibom man's voice* "infak !" (Infact)

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:24

      Haaaahaaahaaa!!! I like your style nnee! Funny and creative, problem WELL solved!!

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    3. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:47

      @ify lollllllllll. Wetin I for do. He never even thought about it. Thank God his armpits don't smell. I for don die. He never wears deodorant. As in NEVER! Next project is getting him to a dentist to fill his cavity. That one may trigger WW3 lol.

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    4. Unknown4 September 2014 at 19:34

      Anyhw at least a prob wil b solved.

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    5. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 03:00

      Ify biko comot your last name from your blog ID. Your hubby is quite popular before you misyarn here eh biko Nne. Blessings on both of you!

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  24. super_cute4 September 2014 at 08:28

    Pukes... Arrrrrrrggggg! Ewwwwwww! Gosh this is so disgusting! WTF? Jeez! *Runs out of post!

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  25. Stella Asemota4 September 2014 at 08:28

    Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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  26. dr. van bay4 September 2014 at 08:29

    Haba , don't tell him cos of his arrogance o! He won't like it. Just lick his nyash first then go to the armpit. You sef must be smelling or else you won't come here to ask this sort of dirty question. Wich kain tin be dis? Ike nsi hubby! *long hiss

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    1. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:24

      Time of death 3.25am...lmaooo

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:45

      I don die of laughter here chai! Stella u gather characters here.

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    3. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 03:04

      Dr. Bay please mind yourself. My husband don almost piss for body with laugh.

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  27. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:29

    Lol

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  28. OLORI4 September 2014 at 08:29

    Ewwww..dis early morning which kind story be dis...pls telll ur husband asap...wtf!

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  29. Amazing Wedding Cake Promo (Abuja).4 September 2014 at 08:34

    Sorry poster but i had a good laugh reading this.

    Abeg talk to him and stop suffering in silence.

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  30. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:34

    Lmao! all ye ass eaters unite!

    Seriously, this is disgusting. It's either he doesn't wipe off properly after visiting the loo or don't scrub that part while bathing. Gross!

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  31. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:35

    Less I forget, while would you be eating a man's ass? Ewww!

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    1. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:28

      @muted emotions its while they're f**king

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:30

      My thought exactly oooh!! Some pple are trying ooo! My backside is a NO NO for me oooo! Call me rigid or old fashion! I can't 'GO' there and No ONE will EVER make me go there! God so kind hubby isn't into that type of s*x. Haba nothing my ears no go hear for this my young life!!!

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  32. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)4 September 2014 at 08:35

    Kiss him after licking his ass...shebi u love him?....hehehehehe

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  33. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:36

    my sexy ibo girlfriend eats my ass too

    ok well she done it like twice...but I eat hers too...

    we always wash that ish...


    after marriage, she has promised me anal....

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    1. JayEm4 September 2014 at 09:39

      I pity the both of you. I pity her more.
      Bunch of perverts! Any man that does anal sex with a woman has traits of being gay in him. Wtf is that? People are just doing nonsense all in the name of being exposed. Disgusting set of people. I can't deal, just can't.

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:33

      Biko make una leave that 'place' for the MAIN thing way Baba God creat am to do, SHITING and Farting!!

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    3. nk4 September 2014 at 11:11

      Stfu,hypocrite!

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    4. tussledthoughts4 September 2014 at 15:00

      Y'all should keep calm. I don't like anal either cos of all its disadvantages I have read and heard about. But I'm willing to try with my future hubby.cos I expect to explore every sexual bit with him.

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    5. Nwa ndu loves IreneB4 September 2014 at 18:46

      She 'done' it twice. London teenager grow up lol

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  34. Attitude4 September 2014 at 08:37

    Wharrahell ???? Now this is a first ! Ive heard of body odour and the rest but feaces??? E no dey clean nyash when he shit? Gaddamit !

    I don't know how people are unable to communicate freely with their spouses o.
    He's your husband ! Feel free to tell him but nicely too.
    I think the problem with most marriages is lack of communication .
    I shave my husband's pubic hair and he shaves mine. You won't believe we even joked about opening a spa where such services will be rendered and laughed about how women will hate us for leading their husbands astray cos after being shaved by the saxxxy girls, the men will surely want more . Just jokes !

    Please take him out for lunch or a drink and tell him nicely . God bless you as you do so.

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    1. JayEm4 September 2014 at 09:42

      I shave my boo's too, armpit also. Now that's intimacy...hehehehehehe!

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    2. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 03:06

      My husband of 10 years shaved mine and his babes as well. ..good times!

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  35. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:38

    Stella!! I've missed ur blog o, d spirit wey make me forget say ur blog dey God don finish am dis morning. I woke up and na ur blog I remember. I've bn wandering about for months reading rubbish elsewhere and I was saying to myslf that" something is missing" my funny unadultrated stella I am back!! God bless us together! About this post abeg is he not ur husband? Sit his smelling ass down and tell him, what's d point of marriage of u can't enjoy sex with ur spouse. *HME

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    1. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 03:07

      Lol at sit his smelling behind down.

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  36. Julit4 September 2014 at 08:39

    Buhahahahahahahahahah! Mmuo inyi. Wth!!! Pls bind your husband leg and hand and throw him in a tub filled with bleach. Buy lime and alum and wash that ash till it's squeaky clean. There are too many people with smelling crevices. They think it's cool. Agbimwen special. Dammit Mehn. #compost

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    1. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:52

      Menhhh you are a bini gal, choiiii...d hubby na real "Agbimwen dan"

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    2. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:35

      Haaaaahaaaaahaaa!!!!!! I like your style jare!! I make sense scatter!!!

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    3. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:41

      Haaaaahaaaaahaaa!!!!!! I like your style jare!! I make sense scatter!!!

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    4. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 03:09

      Jesus deliver me, your daughters have gone mad. Roflmao

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  37. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:40

    I no get advice 2 give buh 2 laff hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Ike Nshi!

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    1. sdk's first lady4 September 2014 at 17:41

      Same here oooooooo...lwkmd.....i laffffffff falll for chairrrrrttttttttttrrrrrrtrtttttrrrrrr

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  38. Queen lulu4 September 2014 at 08:40

    Lmaoooooo......hahahahahahahahs...Choooi!

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  39. lemme go anon on dis4 September 2014 at 08:44

    @poster 4get wat ppl r sayin,its easier said than done. I'll tell u smtin dat happened 2 me
    Wen hubby n I were dating he had some rly big pimples on his face dat made his face stink. It was rly disgusting n a huge turn off,it probabely wd av been enof for me to break up wit him,buh I loved him a lot. So I started fighting d pimples,I bought scrubs,cleansers,did DIY face cleansers;used google n all till I fought d pimples n it died n d smell went along wit it......I also couldn't tell my hubby then not cos he's arrogant but cos he's very soft n tellin him wd av rly hurt his feeling. Poster na u knw ur hubby,its easy for stella n oda BVs to say "tell him" etc....
    U rly don't av to tell him cos once u do u can't untell him. Seek solution to d smell,advice him to wash his arse instead of wiping wit tissue after pooing,advice him to use free briefs instead of those tight ones,advice him to wash his arse wit soup while bathing....my dear do all these wit love cos babe na marriage we dey talk abt so o....I remeber once wen sm1 told me my pussy was smelling,I lost all confidence,till I got treated. Pls don't do dat to d poor man

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    1. JayEm4 September 2014 at 09:44

      Your pussy dey smell and you nor know? Shuuuuuoooo! Woman be vigilant!

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    2. Julit4 September 2014 at 09:46

      Experience

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    3. SDK FIRST SON4 September 2014 at 09:47

      Supported..... Please, handle this issue carefully so your hubby won't loose his self esteem. Don't be too forward please

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    4. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:56

      Lmao....no be small soup...abeg which kind?

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    5. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:39

      Wow!! I love your comment. Quite Sensible. #lovingteamgoodwife#

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    6. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:43

      Wash his ass with soup ke? What kind? Oha, egusi, or ewedu

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    7. Unknown4 September 2014 at 13:23

      Lol anon 10:43 u know she meant soap na..

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    8. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 16:50

      Stip buying tissues in the house instead buy baby wipes, with non fragrance. Baby wipes clean better than toilet paper, and his feelings won't be hurt too. Come up with a lie about the changes

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  40. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:46

    Gay things..

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  41. Jummy Ayaba4 September 2014 at 08:48

    God Have Mercy..poster, tell him ASAP

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  42. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:49

    Hehehehe
    Smelling yansh and you cant tell him and u are enduring all the dirtiness! May God heal ur nose from all the smell.

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    1. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:02

      Pipi Lee

      Amen
      In General'sWife voice "d balm of Gilead is with you"

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  43. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:50

    Hahaha very funny post,mstheww nothing wey person no go hear,tell him he smells jor,infact insist on shower sex,make una do d tin for bathroom while u r in d act wash his dirty ass,i cnt stand dirty men

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  44. Unknown4 September 2014 at 08:52

    Gross! Can't deal! And you can't talk?

    The Lord is your strength!

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  45. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 08:52

    Na wa ooo!!!!!! Nothing wey we no go read 4 dis blog ooo,... weda u shld tell him? which kind question r u asking! Or u want to keep bearing d smell? Na wa 4 u poster ooo!!! Abeg u dey try, I no go fit

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  46. Snow White4 September 2014 at 08:53

    Lol,wth.

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  47. LOVELACE4 September 2014 at 08:54

    This is pathetic. so you want stella to come help you wash your husband yansh abi. what advice you wan hear...

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  48. Omo Urhobo4 September 2014 at 09:03

    Nkan beh!! Babe tel him straight down.he wan kill u?kiss him anus chai som men sha!!!

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  49. EARN OVER ₦30,000 IN JUST TWO(2) WEEKS.. WHATSAPP : 07052298017, FOR DETAILS.4 September 2014 at 09:06

    Lol..my sister u funny..its not shit...its his penis..the side edges near the lap has collected much heat from the day..and stored there resulting to one thick substance like dat..dunno the scientific name sha..its so thick e can even scrap it with his fingers and feel it on his hands..its just cos of heat...now this is what u should do...yes...ensure he baths regularly..not just before sex..as he dey come house..if na for u too strip too go bathroom..just to entice him to join u and "baff"..do it..e must be baffing every morning and night..then..most importantly..he must be clean shaven down dere..there is no better collector of the smelly substance that a hairy penis...do all these thing romantically oo...no tell am say e dey smell..just say babay..lie down I wanna shave u erotically..baba go pull clothe fast...den raise the dick...and scrape all the hair on his balls,the side and every where u spot pubic hair...den say baby go and wash these hair off na...after bathing..try taking a sniff..and u'd see every atom of that shitty smell is gone.

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  50. The General's Wife4 September 2014 at 09:08

    Which one is 'lovingly tell him'
    Abeg i heavent had brekkie
    And u people should not make me start doubting Some of d stories that i read her

    Ina anukwa bikonu?!
    Dont tell him o!
    Continue eating d feaces!!
    Afrerall it gives the two of u Vitamin Q!

    Mshewww
    *Longest hiss ever*

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    1. Pink Sunset4 September 2014 at 10:59

      LWKMD!

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    2. CharisMAtic DIVA4 September 2014 at 11:08

      Hihihihihi @ TGWify! Dis one don pain u wella... As in, nkea ekpoo gi ekpoo lol!

      How r u n urs?

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    3. Swerve4 September 2014 at 11:22

      leave her make she continue dey chop shit, after she will come out wt her real name and tell us how loving her marriage is....

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    4. Ronalda4 September 2014 at 17:14

      LMAO!!! @ "after she will come with her real name and tell us of how loving her marriage is" OMGoodness! I'm not sure why this cracked me up so much. How did your mind stray there? LOL! You are just a naughty gal!

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    5. The General's Wife4 September 2014 at 17:22

      CharisMAtic Diva Nwanyi oma!
      Nne anokwa m ya...
      Ana m ata ukwa eyere eye na aki oyibo
      Chukwu gozie gi nne m!

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  51. Shyla4 September 2014 at 09:09

    He is your husband, tell him his ass smells of poopoo. He can vex from now till tomorrow, so long as he keeps it clean and odourless simple. Abi im bombom de do leaky leaky.

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  52. Manna Bee4 September 2014 at 09:15

    Hian! Only on SDK.com. @Poster don ruin my appetite this morning oo. Don dey imagine the moi-moi wey I wan take lick akaamu now to be the faeces. Abeg, sit him down and tell him. I can't stand a dirty man. *spits*

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  53. toyeen4 September 2014 at 09:16

    I don't blame her for not knowing if to tell him..the truth is men find it very difficult to accept issues like that. My dear don't put urself @ risk oh, shit no be something to play with. He should @ least (tamba) wash the ynash well before u do anything.

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  54. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:26

    What kind of marriage do you have that you cannot tell your hubby the truth your hubby should be your friend to tell anything to so abeg tell the dude biko.

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  55. Ajiifixing4 September 2014 at 09:27

    Dirty hubby, silly wifey.

    Get a bidet in your house.

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  56. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:31

    I dey vomit 4 here o!...........OKIJA WIFE

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  57. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:32

    I dey vomit 4 here o!...........OKIJA WIFE

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  58. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 09:37

    @ Jessie Johnson seems to hv hit the nail on d head. Lol! However on a more serious note! She has to find a way to salvage the situation cos wat kind of bondage living is this? Shebi una talk say marriage is about communication, sharing and caring. Help him cos am sure he doesn't only smell wen having sex. Am sure his friends, colleagues etc percieve the smell seated next to him or wen he passes by and secretely call him 'smelly yansh'. Help urself too.if there is a will, there is a way. Gdluck.

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  59. Ada Mazi4 September 2014 at 09:39

    Obianto! Poster if u cankt tell him, na we go tell am. Biko teach the man in a loving way how to maintain good personal hygiene. Beta do that fast before bacteria go convert his yansh to a resting place.

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  60. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:50

    Eeeewwwwww,there goes my break fast!!!

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  61. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:50

    Eeeewwwwww,there goes my break fast!!!

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  62. Sommie.4 September 2014 at 09:55

    Smells like Shit! I'm sorry...I have a feeling he is GAY. A man can't smell soo horribly as you've described. Not once not twice.

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  63. Unknown4 September 2014 at 09:55

    Mydear stand by him whenever he's taking his shower then jst jokingly say honey bend down and wash ur Ass/yansh with soap if he refuse tell him d doctor said not washing of yansh causes infection and also make one smell bad. I know he will ask if he smells, den tell him u don't want him to smell dat is y u are asking him to wash it dat u as his wife might not know if he smell but u don't know wat others feels. ... shikena! How do u even give him head? Women dey try sha.

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  64. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:00

    Your own husband?nor be person husband or your friend husband?you cannot tell him say shit dey e nyansh?God is on the throne o,pele, keep eating shit!!

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  65. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:03

    hallo dear, your hubby is supposed to be your friend, lover, playmate and what have u... so, i think you should let him know that his tiny hole stinks like hmmm....
    you know, u have to find a better way to go about it but jokingly tho.
    well, i still thank God for the kinda hubby i have, he is too understanding, my bestie, the best play mate ever and someone i can talk to anytime anyday.

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  66. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:05

    He might have pile,probably there is a leakage from his behind,tell him lovingly,a better still,encourage both of you shower together,prior to getting down,that way it's like a kick starter to the main act,but you need to tell him,hes your husband and you shouldn't be afraid of talking to him,my hubby used to have bad breath,i told him till he went to the dentist to have his cavities filled.

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  67. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 10:12

    Wassup with all these 'tell him politely'...ogini..blast him and bone face....he shud just grow up Oº°˚°Âº .

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  68. BLOGLORD (MVBM)4 September 2014 at 10:12

    you are scared he will take offence?

    abeg dem nor de take shame drink poison.

    tell him! kpata kpata, na vex e go vex, but message has been delivered. make e carry the vex enter bathroom go scrub im yansh. ah ahn!


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  69. tomiwealth4 September 2014 at 10:27

    Lmaooo...sorry poster the way you illustrated your story got me laffing
    I don't see anything wrong in you telling your husband he reels of faeces each time you make love, am sure if it were you he would have notified you. Men no dey endure smell o
    Whether jokingly or with fight, you have to let him know
    I don't hesitate to tell my husby to clear his bush down there once it has gathered

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  70. falilababy4 September 2014 at 10:35

    LMAO @ lingering shit!

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  71. beehive4 September 2014 at 10:41

    Infact stella I would have suggested that this hubby sits on one of your stools but no no no he will stain it with his shit yansh. Some men are so dirty, some will not brush and want to kiss at the same time with that dirty stinking mouth. How can a matured man's yansh smell of shit. Ayamahhhhhhh.... poster go on ur knees one day and beg this ur smelly yansh hubby to pls wash his yansh with fragrance soap and dettol. Disgusting. If he refuses then shy away from sex biko until he learns his lessons and if he tinks he can use that avenue to cheat on you. He will learn from outside. Olooorun okunrin onidoti. Amu isi. Tufiakwaaaaa

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  72. Miss Ess4 September 2014 at 10:44

    Eeeewww! Sorry to say, your horse band is a PIG. I can't deal, at aaaallllll.

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  73. Unknown4 September 2014 at 10:52

    Hahahahahahaha wetin person no go read for SDK. Com Abeg poster tell him what d problem is or no sex between d two of u.

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  74. Ice Queen4 September 2014 at 10:53

    Na I can't deal with dirty men, just tell him joor and a man you can't talk to I wonder why marry him in the first place your husband is supposed to be your friend and did I hear you say eat his ass Godforbid

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    1. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 11:34

      Dis girl I've noticed you are not cultured..no manners,no sense of decorum,learn to behave lyk a woman,i don dey watch you for other blogs,little wonder you r not married

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  75. Unknown4 September 2014 at 11:06

    Your husband is suppose to be your bestfriend

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  76. Transparency4 September 2014 at 11:12

    Tell him his ass stinks and he needs to get it washed or he's not getting any....simple. Everybody will not die on the same day biko.

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  77. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 11:17

    Women una dey try oooo!!!
    Nwunye Okeke

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  78. MOI4 September 2014 at 11:25

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Laugh wan kill me o. lol. Is this story true? NO WAY!…HAHAHAHAHAHA..

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  79. DE MIRROR4 September 2014 at 11:29

    No day is complete without my sdk family* xoxo @ poster ndo

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  80. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 11:30

    send him a link to this post

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  81. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 11:37

    Is he a white man?

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  82. Whirlwind4 September 2014 at 12:11

    Marriage is a life time commitment so you cannot endure certain things.i am allergic to foul smell.

    Anyways, do not tell him he smells of pooh, tell him it is a sweaty smell and that he should pay more attention to his blokus and anus region.

    On the other hand,you can take your bath together a couples of times and concentrate on that region, wash it thoroughly with some drops of dettol in the water, if your husband is smart he should get the message.

    Stop eating faeces and people should learn to use water and soap to clean up after pooing.You can use tissue first and then water.

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  83. Goddesss of Dawn4 September 2014 at 12:57

    As disguting as it sounds
    Ur hubby I think swing both ways
    He is someone's bitch
    That smell won't go away if he wash, will still be there
    That's usually Gay men's odour
    He need medical attention fast
    I might not be totally right but..............

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    1. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 21:00

      #gbam!!!! My thoughts exactly....... eating ass and leaky ass........ dude's ass sounds like it's been tampered with

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  84. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 13:30

    Wait o, do people kiss their partner's arsehole during sex? Poster sounds like you said yo do???

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  85. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 13:40

    He wants you to lick him there, he might have a leaky ass... Poster just be sure you aren't married to a a brother on the DOWN LOW.

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  86. Whirlwind4 September 2014 at 13:56

    Kehinde you are a nutty some ori, hahaha, her hubby is a shit inspired man.

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  87. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 14:06

    Hian! So u want us to help u tel ur husband his yansh dey smell????? Na wa o! Pple wil be rushin to marry jst to shame thr frnds bt see wat sum ar goin tru! Biko dis ish is too simple to do! Jst sit his fkin smellin yansh dwn nd tel him "honey booboo ur ynash dey SMELL! Abegi maaa hear word!

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  88. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 14:40

    Iyama! Some men are dirty fa. I can't deal. I remembered one fool i dated once, the 1st time i met him in person, we were sat in his living room or is it lounge and he farted or broke wind and pretended like nothing happened. I felt like puking as in what uncultured animal is this. Its your house for heaven's sake and all you need to do is excuse yourself and go and do it elsewhere. But the ewu decided to welcome me with smelling fart on our first meeting and no apologies to follow. It was just the 2 of us so its obvious he did it. Good ridiance to the ass sha.
    Dirty uncultured and crude and local man.
    I can't stand dirty men.

    Thanks to this blog that i have learnt to voice out, i have dated guys with halitosis in the past and did not know how to tell them without hurting their ego but where are they today, they are all asses and i wish i have told them their mouths smells. Upon not telling them, they still showed the asses they are. So from now on, team telling it as it is. If you smell anywhere i will tell you. If you like go and bang your head on a wall. I make every effort as a woman to be clean and not smell so men should do the same.

    T

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  89. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 14:43

    i haff laff tire oh.....my belle wan tear sef....so your husband yansh dey smell u no fit talk? my dear you are in bondage, as for me i cannot smell anybodys yansh oh...my love no reach dat stage abeg.....thank God for my neat hubby......my sister pls tell him oh...sit him down and tell him how u feel, how sex with him is....marriage is not bondage biko....

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  90. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 14:46

    i hope this is not linda ezes husband oh.....lmao smelly mouth can have smelly yansh too.....

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  91. Goodnewz4 September 2014 at 15:21

    Just as I was reading dis post in a cyber cafe,a smelling somebori walked in.i don kiss wall tire e remain make I enter inside. mehn I can't stand dis oo. Dear BV Pele and do something

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  92. Jasmine4 September 2014 at 15:26

    LMAO!

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  93. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 16:19

    omo situation critical, am like kilode, for his butt to smell that is to say his armpit , his dick dey smell join . omo advise him to shave the hair in his dirty butt and his penis.there is no need to start looking for ways to tell him pls be blunt Cuz babe u go don swallow many bacteria witout u knowing. Good hygeine is key .

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  94. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 16:42

    GUY'S ASS SMELLS OF FAECES. LIKES HIS WIFE TO EAT THE STINKY FAECES INFESTED ASS AND YOU THE FOOLISH WIFE OF YEARS ARE ASKING FOR PEOPLE'S OPINION. SORRY, YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A SLAVE AND BY THE WAY SOUNDS LIKE HIS GAY TO ME. LOSE ASS DUE TO HEAVY POKING AND LIKES HIS ASS EATEN. SMELL THE COFFEE WOMAN. ATULU HAUSA!

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  95. yawagas4 September 2014 at 16:46

    hahahahahahahaha

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  96. Bootylycious diva4 September 2014 at 16:53

    Poster you can make your husband bath three times a day if you want .he is your husband and is your duty to take care of him ,wash him if you have to ,shave. Him if you have to.

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  97. Chikito a.k.a Final Say4 September 2014 at 17:26

    This is the funniest smelliest post I have ever read!! hahahahaha.... *sigh*

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  98. Chikito a.k.a Final Say4 September 2014 at 17:26

    This is the funniest smelliest post I have ever read!! hahahahaha.... *sigh*

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  99. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 18:22

    Habamana, please tell him, and a little tip hide all the tissue papers in the house and make him use water next time he visits the loo, this will help him wash properly, make I do a kermit fast before somebody slap me here.

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  100. Jasmine4 September 2014 at 18:59

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just strolling by. Will comment after my good laugh

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  101. Anonymous4 September 2014 at 19:07

    Praise God! Praise, praise, praise the LORD!!!! My vjayjay does't smell like dead fish and olympus hasn't fallen after 2 kids (yet). And all who wish the same for themselves and their wives say AMEN.

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  102. Beauty&Brains4 September 2014 at 19:13

    Here for the comments and SDKers never disappoint. LMAO!

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  103. Unknown4 September 2014 at 19:46

    is all right

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  104. BLOGLORD (MVBM)4 September 2014 at 21:21

    don davido has to draw up a cartoon that will befit this post.

    stella pls see to it for Saturday laughs cos I don laugh die reading the comments here.

    smelling yansh post. buahahhhahahha

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  105. Anonymous5 September 2014 at 02:07

    Dear Poster, your husband IS GAY but covering it with his marriage to you.

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  106. THE GREAT ONE5 September 2014 at 02:44




    HAVE YOU EVER USED BREAD TO EAT STEW?THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO NEXT TIME.JUST GET A LOAF OF BREAD AND KEEP ON WIPING HIS ASS.YOU WILL BE KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE- CLEANING HIM UP AND GETTING A GOOD MEAL IN THE PROCESS.
    ALTERNATIVELY, YOU CAN JUST TELL HIM TO TIE HIS TWO LEGS TOGETHER AND PRETEND TO BE A MERMAID.

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