The guy in red pant reportedly bought a boxer shorts from the woman wearing blue top and gave her N500. And suddenly, all the money the woman made for the day disappeared.
She shouted "Inor" "Inor" , meaning "Thief!!!" and unfortunately for the alleged suspect, some soldiers were passing by at the time.
He took to his heels but the soldiers caught up with him and forced him to kneel in the dirty gutter, after beating him to stupor with koboko (horse whip), he hurriedly confessed and the money reappeared.
He was thereafter taken to a police station for further investigation.
Source: Naijagists.com
LMAO!....Spiritual thief!
LMAO....spiritually????
ReplyDeleteLMAO...his jazz failed him this time
DeleteWow! For real?? Let him hit the banks as fast as he can then...
DeleteNaija for life!!
Such things are real. I have experienced it on several ocassion in my mum's shop. She then advised that whenever I suspect a particular customer I shouldn't put the money in the drawer I should keep aside and sprinkle water on it and leave for some time. And I noticed it stop the money from drawing others away.
DeleteSuch things are real. I have experienced it on several ocassion in my mum's shop. She then advised that whenever I suspect a particular customer I shouldn't put the money in the drawer I should keep aside and sprinkle water on it and leave for some time. And I noticed it stop the money from drawing others away.
DeleteHahahahaha na better spiritual thief.
DeleteO madding lol
DeleteWhy cant they do this shit to that stingy Alhaji that sells quality gold n precious stones here in phc? Anyways, aboki jazz no be here o
ReplyDeleteHaaahaa....they can't fit try d namsense with an aboki.....cos aboki na staunch juju fan
Deleteabokis dey always get correct talisman...
DeleteLmao...
ReplyDeleteHehehe.
DeleteNa real "ino"
Chaiii,the long arms of the law caught up with him..
ReplyDeleteHmmm...The short legs of the man's thought betrayed him.
DeleteLoool...this kind of thiefery is bad ooo..chai soldiers and their kind of beatings..its not of this world
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Lmaoooo!thank God he did not excape
ReplyDeleteGood for him.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteOriegwu
DeleteWow!!...
ReplyDeleteSpiritual thief indeed...
If I were him,I would have gone and steal from those useless politicians....
There's nothing I won't see in this country....
My dear, u don forget say politicians jazz dey strong. I sure say d boy own na baby juju for where politicians own dey.
DeleteFear will not allow him come close to the politicians na,so he has to steal from his fellow man.
DeleteGbagaun....gone and steal...... This is surely the real Linda Eze...
DeleteWhy didn't he go to the bank na? Why steal from a hustler like u?? I don't get it. The bank wouldn't have noticed if his jazz helped him steal a couple of hundreds. Mumu thief
DeleteHahhahaha
ReplyDeleteFunny somebori......
See im funny red Paent....
The koboko don show am say power pass power.....hahahhahahahahha
Him jazz never mature, e still dey learn work for where army koboko dey, lol
DeleteGod help us
ReplyDeleteSpiritual thief indeed
ReplyDeleteI hope this opens the eyes of people who think their is no evil in the land. Imagine him stealing spiritually. That's how some people go about killing spiritually too, flying at night spiritually.
Lmao..everyday for thief,one day for the owner.
ReplyDeleteLol...na so them dey do! God Don catch am now! inor una no dey hear something o
ReplyDelete«i sign out»
Na wah.
ReplyDeleteADONBILIVIT
Believe baby!
DeleteMy Mum's friend sells frozen fish and it happened to her.
A guy came to beg for change,she agreed and helped him, she put the money inside her waistband,the next time she checked (a few minites later) all d money gone!
This happens almost everyday, its a case of monkey dey work baboon dey chop! God help his own!!!!
ReplyDeleteHohohohohooho!!!
ReplyDeleteNawa o... See upgraded system of thieving!
ReplyDeleteWonders shall never end.
ReplyDeletelol..the fear of soldier's whip is the beginning of wisdom
ReplyDeleteLol! Pipo shine ur eyes well oo. Dese tiefs rnt playin
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha @LMAO spiritual thief.nawa oooo.
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah ah ah!i cant laf o jere
ReplyDeleteServes him right..lol
ReplyDeleteSMH. Things we read about Africa! So much hunger and penury, forcing people into petty crimes. I hope they don't give him a "Jungle Justice"
ReplyDeleteJungle justice when soldiers re there. Hian! "Thereafter he was taken to police station for further investigation"
DeleteHahahahahah oh dear,....he was given spiritual beaten......like a cele friend would say...there is nothing good spiritual beating cannot do...smh
ReplyDeleteit happens everywhere.... i used to think such people disappear bcos it happened twice in my former area and d people werent caught. lol @spiritual thief.
ReplyDeleteHian!!!
ReplyDeleteThing dey happen for this naija make we no see bad thing o. Good morning bvs'
ReplyDeleteHian!!!
ReplyDeleteOga o!! What in this world won't people do? Serves him right! Unam ikot.
DeleteLolz!!!d koboko+harmattan made me confess....the fear of soldiers is the beginnning of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteLol. Serves him right.
DeleteReminds me of when I used to change dollars with those Mallams on Allen avenue.
ReplyDeleteThey'll give you most of the naira to count first, then give you the balance. Once you get home, part of the money must disappear. I kept suspecting different people until someone told me the additional they give at the end is usually jazzed and makes the money disappear.
GD,those Mallams ehn.....dia story is for anoda day. I fear them no be small.
DeleteI think what dis guy did is what they call 'ana-bo' in Yoruba.
Hmmm,Olorun a maa sowa,Amin.
U are very correct! D one dt happend to my mun jst b like film trick! D mallams at airprt hotel ! Those guys ehn.... Deir jazz naa baba
DeleteYes, the jazz is "ana'bo". Literally translated to "spend and return"
Delete@goldscent,it's not jazzed,I know how dey do it...if d amount dey give u initially is not complete,dey'l ask u to bring n dey'l count to confirm,dey'l now count d amount left n add,in. D process 'd av removed some of d notes
DeleteNo Bitchplis, the initial amount won't leave your hand.
Delete@bitchplis...Is jazz oh. they have done it to me at murtala mohammed airport oh. I changed 100dollars,they gave me 15,400 when I got home it became 9,400. The same format of incomplete money,then they added their jazzed money. Since den,i had a particular mallam that changes my money and he stays in my bank sef. I no fit shout.
DeleteHaba! Nawa o, good for him
ReplyDeleteNnaneh, different ways to rob. The woman was even lucky to have noticed the disappearance fast enough to alert people. The Ole would have gone far in some cases before the owner becomes aware sef. But how e wan take write this kain statement for police station sef. Sey e spiritually collect something and spiritually return am. God save us oh.
ReplyDeleteLol. What of those that steal penises?
ReplyDeleteadventures of a lagos single girl
Yes o!
DeleteMy mum told me a story of how she was almost mobbed in her single days at Oshodi because a guy walking in front of her shouted that his penis was gone and everybody around the guy was a suspect they immediately rounded them up and she was shouting that what will she do with his penis. they were not released until the person who removed it fixed it. She was grateful because only God knew what will have happened to them if the person didn't return it.
Hahahahahaha
DeleteServes him right....
ReplyDeleteHeard about this stealing format in Abuja....didn't know it existed before oh
9ja baddos
Him for go bank use this juju well, at least he pays 2k into an account, and all the money the bank got for the day becomes his, this is petty stealing....And the woman is very lucky
ReplyDeleteOdikwa egwu. Thank God she was able to recover her money. Wicked man!!!
ReplyDeleteLol, I love spiritual tinz cos it works like lightening.
ReplyDeleteBuahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis can pass as Friday laffs oh
I wish our leaders can be beaten so they return all they have stolen.
Amin
Stealing gone wrong..
ReplyDeleteThis method is quite common.
ReplyDeleteI know a woman that tears paper naira notes at the edge to avoid something like this.
The idiot even has a hard-on.
Hahhahahahaha
DeleteSunshine Where is d hard on?
I had to go back n look again...Lol
Looks like he got one,and den,wen u look again,it doesnt look like he has one....hahaha
Hahhahahahaha
DeleteSunshine Where is d hard on?
I had to go back n look again...Lol
Looks like he got one,and den,wen u look again,it doesnt look like he has one....hahaha
TGW, it's a semi one .
DeleteLOL
Sunshine! Sunshine!!
DeleteSee where ur mind dey go!
What kinda hard on in the face of mopol koboko? Huh??
Cold is making u see double
Ur body is totoryin u
Lmao @ semi hard on.
DeleteYour eyes ehn!
Lmao. Crazy girl.
DeleteJust when u thought uv heard it all lmaooo naija we hail thee
ReplyDelete...=))º°˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚°Âº=)) Naija we r too much Oooº° ,spiritual thief indeed lol
ReplyDeleteStupid fool u get that kind power you no use am go deposit money for bank.
ReplyDeleteTouch and follow... they do this the market o... If they buy something all your money will disappear....it happend to one woman in my very before... and the guy was Nowhere to be found
ReplyDeleteThis is a sweet joke to start my day. Am so happy, good for him.
ReplyDeleteThank God o, dis woman would av lost her money just like dt.
ReplyDeleteHe needs spiritual cleansing lmao...Lord have mercy
ReplyDeleteFlogging someone koboko in this harmattan is the worst punishment so far.Lmao.
ReplyDeleteThe man is a lazy man. Instead to go and find better work, it's to rob people of their hard earned money. See as e wear reb pant kneel down inside dirty water. They for make am drink am sef. Idiot.
ReplyDeleteI think this is what Yorubas call "Anobo" or so.....Thatz why at times,if I change money for someone,i will keep it separately and not add it to the remaining money in my wallet before it disappears lol
ReplyDeleteHmmm! The things we watch in Nigerian movies are now playing out in real life.
ReplyDeleteHmmm! The things we watch in Nigerian movies are now playing out in real life.
ReplyDeleteAl these calabar south boys that can steal for Africa that is hw I was robbed in broad day light wen I went visiting thank God he didn't c my fone,I don dey plead d blood cos I dey think my contact.
ReplyDeleteEya
ReplyDeleteThings people do for money
ReplyDeleteGod help us.
save us from the snare of the fowler.
I cover us all with the blood of Jesus.
IM A LIVING WITNESS AS FAR BACK AS 1996! OMO I CRIED MY EYES OUT AT OKEARI MKT WHERE I WAS DOING SALES GIRL, MY DEN MADAM NO SEND ME OO AND NON BELIEVED ME, NA MY SALARY DEM USE REPLACE AM AND TO TINK IT WAS AN OLD WOMAN THAT DID THAT TO ME ? IT IS WELL IN NAIJA O...
ReplyDeleteIt has happened to my neighbour before...wgen she noticed it was too late to caught up with the mallan she suppected. Too bad cos it was in the evening when it was almost true with the day's sales
DeleteCaught up....lol
DeleteMaybe u shld edit it to catch up
*no vex na joke o*
@pricelessjewel dis ur grammar can crack coconut
DeleteLazy bones dem, instead of him to go and work and earn his own money, na to dey steal people hard earned cash *spiritually*
ReplyDeleteSoldier koboko go don put sense for dt his fish brain nw.
Omg dis is so hilarious plus d guy must have danced shoki aaahn
ReplyDeleteHian,somebody gave me money middle last year and when I got home to bring the money out,it was no where to be found,it disappeared totally,i fear people oh
ReplyDeleteEveryday for him, one day for d owner. The fear of soldiers is the beginning of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteIrene b you are wicked. Must you buy gold and precious stones from d alhaji that is trying to make an honest living? Is he d only gold merchant in phc? If this happened to you would you like it? Nonesense!
ReplyDeletecalm ur tits
DeleteMay all spiritual/physical thieves jam same fate. Amen!!
ReplyDeleteAmen o
DeleteLike seriously,this got me lol.Ahan! Some people sha.Good for him!
ReplyDeleteServes him right. Trying to steal someone's hard earned money. Ole!
ReplyDeleteAnd d day God decided to teach him a lesson na soldier come catch am.Good for u.
ReplyDeleteNwakaego
Lols...why him no disappear too with the moni
ReplyDeletenaija and jazz! Tufiakwa! Let's support our fellow BV! Visit her fashion blog: http://www.ameriesblog.com/2015/01/get-in-here-fellas-and-build-your-ideal.html?m=1
ReplyDeleteServes him so right. Btw, wetin police want investigate again when money don reappear? Hahahhahaha koboko badtt gan o. It can make one own up to what one knows nothing about
ReplyDeleteA Lot o, he has to tell dem how he prepare the jazz OR who prepared d jazz for him. Cos his likes re still out there parading the streets
Deletenaija and jazz! Tufiakwa! Let's support our fellow BV! Visit her fashion blog: http://www.ameriesblog.com/2015/01/get-in-here-fellas-and-build-your-ideal.html?m=1
ReplyDeleteThis people need help.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteStupid lazy goat doing stealing spiritually.
And you couldn't even go to a better place to steal.
Are you for real???!!! That is serious.
ReplyDeleteEvery day for the thief, one day for the owner........
Deletethis one na the more you look the less you see.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahha, so spirit dey fear koboko, serves him right
ReplyDeleteHahhahahha, so spirit dey fear koboko, serves him right
ReplyDeleteOmo see see gbege
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHHAH Thank God d spiritual KOBOKO got to d spiritual thief .
ReplyDeleteAh.......what!!! are we safe?wetin person no go hear for this contiri.
ReplyDeleteThis is from nairaland.com please verify ur sources before posting and give credit to who it's due
ReplyDeleteUncle Seun,pele o
DeleteThese soldiers should be sacked. this is not Animal kingdom. Longt military rule has blinded Nigerians to the extent we don't even know what is unconstitutional anymore. Are those soldiers judges? No. At worst they should have handed him over to police to arraign him in court. its not their duty to take the laws into their hands. uncivilized society
ReplyDeleteMy friend, shut up with your deluded ideology. You just want to be noticed, don't deviate from the humor of the story, u hear? Lol
DeleteThe exact thing that happened to my husband in a bank.He was about paying in money into his account when someone approached him for his biro.unlike him,he gave him the biro.when he now gave the cahier the money that he was holding in his hand,they now realised that 10k was missing out of it.this was the same money he had earlier confirmed a minute before the strange guy collected his biro.
ReplyDeleteANO 12:22, DIDN'T YOU SEE WHERE STELLA MENTIONED THE SOURCE SHE GOT IT FROM? U NEED GLASSES OR BODY DEY HOT U!
ReplyDeleteRUN ALONG!
Abeg guy cone tell me where you do am, I go like use am for this my stingy oyinbo man all he does is take me on expensive trips to different countries, but money him no dey gree give me .
ReplyDeleteAnd this makes people around me thinks I'm rich when I post pictures of my holidays trip....I know get shop, I know get car, him no gree me work ,better money I know get for my account .....This my own na oyinbo igbo man...
lmaoooo....This is so funny...Happened to my mum's friend. The woman wan craze that day
ReplyDeleteI know people it has happened to. These evil people wait until evening when shop owners are about to close for the day and rush in to buy something.
ReplyDeleteA friend would have lost about 90k in 2003 if not for GOD. A customer bought goods worth about 5k. And excused himself to buy other stuff. She held the money in her hand and continued her gossip with her neighbor. Another customer came to buy items worth 2k, she joined the money in her hand and continued to listen to her neighbor. This wicked man came back to ask for receipt. When she said, there was none, he demanded for his money back. She tried to plead with him, but he insisted. As she opened her hand to pay him back, the money was incomplete! She had just 2k with her instead of about 7k! Her neighbor helped her to recount the money,because, the man paid with #20's and #10's, but it was still incomplete! The 419 man was getting impatient and snapping at her to give him his money back. She became confused, reluctantly, she begged her neighnour to lend her 3k to complete it, becuase she had already counted her sales for that evening. Immediately the man left, that was when it dawned on them, that they were jazzed! She thanked GOD she lost only 5k! If she had put that money into the cash cupboard, that means all her sales would have disappeared! The evil man did not succeed that was why he came back for his jazz money!
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At anonymous 13:57, lmao!!!
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