The man said something really funny and TB Joshua laughed so much that he fell down .....still laughing.
Find out by yourself what the man said oh...He could even be referring to you sef!..lol
I had to report so some comments may show back dated time.
Is it a video? Can't see the writings.
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It's a video just click on d pix.
DeleteNetwork 2 watch ooh
DeleteNo network to watch
DeleteEwu! Better go buy glasses for Aba. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteOk recently I've been feeling like ending my life maybe jumping in front of a moving vehicle or even choba river. U knw wen uve been told dat being a gud person is the ultimate always been good like won best behaved awards and tins like dat. Being the best girl child imaginable. But this hurt is getting too much just feels like bad tins decide to happen to u to see hw long you can hold up. I tink I'm beginning to gve up . I just want to end it all. My dad is just my fear he has gone tru enough hurt wish sum1 could offer to take Kia of him 4 me.
DeleteLmao am having chest pain breast ache etc, man of God plz run away #na wash#
DeleteLol @Man of God it's paining me in my tummy, touch my tummy and pray for me...ha ha ha haa.....from Tummy u will go down..lol
DeleteMiss gemini go imo dey find obe ata ndi ose lol you go old lol igbo no sabi out one keg of oil like yoruba pip o gal u n ur husband don chop lol see who dey soak garri day and night they talk
DeleteCan't see the video unfortunately
Deleteannoy 22:18.... it is well with u in Jesus Mighy Name dont give up ur morning is just around the corner.... just keep telling God pls dont let the devil have the last laugh over ma life.... ur dad will eat d fruit of his labour over u his kids n u guys too will succeed in life in Jesus Mighty Name*big hug*
DeleteAnnon 22:18 that was me two years ago.
DeleteI attempted suicide twice, first time I had the pills ready my neighbours son who always came to watch cartoon and gist with me kept knocking and screaming my name, second time my cousin broke the door ans rushed me to the hospital.
Believe me I feel you, today two years on I look back and I understand why I had to go through the refiners fire for over 30 years of my life. Everything I went through for those hellish years turned out for my good.
These days I struggle for nothing while then everything was a struggle, relationships was a mess infact disaster, today I have the most loving caring and loyal husband, if I had married any of my exes na daily lamentation I for dey do for Stellas blog. Count it all gain when you face trials my sister, for ALL things are work for good for those who love God.
Please keep being you keep being good don't let anyone change you. Closet hour to dawn is the darkest. Don't give up. Find an orphange close by and volunteer
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Ewu! Why u wan watch am sef? How e take consign U? Better face ur work for that Jupiter wey U dey. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteEwu is so damn drunk right now! 'Thank God its Friday' gone beserk! You re gonna be shamed when you come out of this ogogoro euphoria.look how you have dotted the entire post with your preprosterious one~worded chant.
DeleteI can't see any video Stella...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha Nne just click on the pic and the video will pop open.
DeleteChai....... I ha laugh tire too ooooo. Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha o boy eh that guy is so funny bit that's the truth. And he's even demonstrating it looool. See as Prophet Joshua take fall yakataa for ground.
Ihe nkea erie m umį
The Queen? Okay o! To watch video click on the picture. Don't worry about thanking me.
DeleteEwu! How u go see? Uche face ur work. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteEwu! How u go see with ur opolo eyes? Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteWho cares?
ReplyDeleteOnly NFCS I presume
Ewu! Wetin be NFCS? Pls don't shorten words or speak vernacular. E dey spoil english biko. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteOlodo Ewu! If u passed through the 4 walls of a Nigerian Uni, you will know that NFCS means Nigerian Federation of Catholic Students!
DeleteNFCS! Living the Faith!!!
OK so d the only time I was able to catch a post early in the last 2weeks it's gotta be a TBJ post?
ReplyDelete*no offense to L.Eze
Ewu! Wetin u dey do wey u no dey fit catch post early? Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteHahahahahahahahahahhaaaaa... I can't stop laughing! man of God is paining here and dia n u will keep touching...lol
ReplyDeleteEwu! E get d way u go laugh ur teeth go pull. Abeg laugh small small. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteNo be only marine women. I don't see what the man said that was so funny anyway. And TB Joshua had to ask him to 'come again', so he could have another laugh and make fun of the man?
ReplyDeletePlease if you have not already watched it, don't waste your data on it.
Btw. . .
Owerri people cannot cook to save their lives. WTH? Infact people in the East can't cook nada(Apologies if you're a good cook) Is it their jollof rice? Ordinary jollof rice oh it is rubbish.
The fast foods are the worst thing that could happen to Owerri. I made the mistake of eating fried rice and fried snails and gizzard. Good Lord! They can't fry snail? Ordinary snail? They can't stew it either? The gizzard tasted like something I can't even explain. Smh. The following day we thought we should try the fast food again and maybe 'yesterday' was a mistake or the cook was feeling sleepy hence the rubbish meal. We chose coconut and jollof rice and beef this time. I don't know if what the girl gave us was actually beef or cow blood cooked until it resembled beef. I was very close to throwing up. It was the mercies of God that kept me from throwing up.
They can't even as much as season meat? I mean season meat, even if they cannot cook any other thing? They are afraid of putting enough maggi in their food. Then their stew? Story for another day.
The worst is their soup. I've been avoiding eating eba cos I was very afraid to try the soup out. Lo and behold, yesterday, after 4 days of eating rice straight I decided to try Afang soup. Good Lord! That was the worst food experience of my life so far which I indeed regret. Tasteless soup with no oil. What is Afang soup without oil? At least I could manage the jollof rice but no, I wanted change. And what did we have at the end of the day? Running stomachs.
Anyway, Thank God I'm back home. I'll cook and eat what I like.
#RantOver
Please anybody that knows where in Owerri I can buy 'Good food', I mean Edible food, should kindly tell me. For next time's sake abeg as we'll be visiting there more often. Thank you.
Oguta is the worst
DeleteYou just couldn't get money to eat at a good place now you're here generalizing. SMH for you.
DeleteKam hapu ikwu ife di m n'obi maka ima a like ya
MS Gemini you well so? Hahahahaha make I laugh sef. I nukwa akuko uwa! So you ate in one restaurant and one fast food in Owerri...probably the cheap ones!
DeleteYou just concluded in your mind that "people in the east can't cook" o chim oo! Do you know that my mom and I alone can cook good quality food more than your entire village? I bet you don't lolzz
Nne I nokwa n'ofe! Next time go to a fancy restaurant and fast food and eat better food I nugo! Nzuzu
Next time, find a buka.... Mama Onyinye or mama Onyeka etc...
DeleteWere the church members laughing cz their senior pastor was laughing? I didn't hear anything funny.
DeleteTry jevnik abi na juvenik don't know how they spell only typing as pronuouced. Lol. But that's d only place I can eat something good anytime I visit that place and yes apologies 2 anyone who's from there, but miss Gemini u nor lie. D 1st time I visited I almost killed myself without night indomie and egg. Y? That's d nearest meaningful food I could get. I ate all manner of biscuit till it's dark then go 4 indomie.
DeleteThere's one place DH took me 2 d last time we went and I ate a very good native soup. Very expensive as ure charged according 2 ur order. Ie if u want prawn, snail perewinkle etc. Plus u ve 2 sit and wait 4 it 2 b prepared. I'll ask him d name and area wen he returns. Kpele.
Onuku! why didn't you buy those ingredients and cook whatever concoction you want to eat. I guess you are from the South West, saying that the Igbos don't know how to cook what an insult!, coming from a tribe their Men will give an "arm" literally to have a well prepared delicacy from an Igbo woman. Speaking as a Man who have been to most geopolitical zone, the zones that stands out when it comes to preparing delicious meals, the South Easterners and those from South South the rest na wash, no be amala and ewedu, wetin again.
DeleteSee why I don't pity u when people insult u,ur bad mouth is something else. I see u hv missed d insult abi?? All this long epistle is to tell us we can't cook.ok continue!!!
DeleteEnugu people can cook *straight face*
DeleteI feel your pain. I went to Imo state and almost died from hunger. After compulsory fasting for the whole day, I was served "White soup". The soup tasted so bad,I started crying in the restaurant.
DeleteLol @ T.B Joshua's joke.
Next time if you are going, pack your own foodstuff and cook your Cinderella's food. Rubbish!
DeleteOwk writer ms Gemini you don write we don see you, pls go choke on so ice, mtchew...
DeleteLol...go to ekeonuwa market n buy foodstuff n cook for urself. Aunty good cook
DeleteSorry about your experience, but hey!! Where exactly did you eat this food??
DeleteYou should have notified me na, I would have sent you tasty spiced snail.. , at least am in Owerri now...
Don't worry, when next you will be visiting, if am in Owerri, I will be very glad to send you tasty snail at least so you can change that mindset about Owerri pple... I can bet you visited the wrong place... kpele..
Enyia go have breakfast at ndaa letty. Have lunch at delite kitchen item street,dinner at jeviniks. Thank me now.
DeleteJevenik isn't a bad place to eat
Delete"Nda Lati" is very okay..
DeleteAny Keke napep guy can give you smart directions to the place.
Btw,you went to the wrong places I guess...I have not been there in a long time,but I know they had really nice places then (i love good food too).
Hold on lemme consult some people...
Brb.
Ibari Ogwa... for your night out.. nice combinations there too..lolzzzz
Ewu! Abeg go market cook if u want eat soup wey u go like. Your own na to condem. I sure say u no even fit boil water make eba. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
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DeleteA wiser person won't say it like that. That kind of generalisation leads to insults.
DeleteTruely, Yorubas cook better jollof rice and stew than igbo easterners. They blend too much tomato and put curry. Their stew dey slap for mouth(and I'm igbo oh)
But as for soup, igbos have A1 there. Yoruba soup no be here.
You ate afang soup. Why not egusi? Instead of you to eat normal food.jus like eating yoruba's abacha or igbo ewedu. How dem go get am right bfore? Na u do yasef nne
U see why it's important for a man (im assuming ur one) to know how to cook and not just how to eat?
DeleteIndependence is not just paying ur bills but knowing how to cook to save ur life...
Miss gemini,stop abusing owerri people (my in-laws)...dey can cook o
DeleteYou don't seem to appreciate anything....not surprised at your rant....bitter soul..
DeleteO nwere ndi ga za gi okwu. Chere ha.
DeleteStop complaining and get your sorry ass to the kitchen! You went to eat Afang soup in Owerri, so with you left senses, that na "afang" resemble igbo soup abi?? Yeye dey smell. Biko zuzurugi siri nsi nsi s'eba puo!! Anu mpama!
DeleteVillage witch
DeleteI only saw, "what is Afang without oil". Not everyone can cook Afang the way I like it. The oil must be directly proportional to the Afang. Yummy
DeleteSo true!!! I did NYSC in the east no food o, even the fast food na wetin you describe above. God bless you for saying it as it is
DeleteMs gemini, if I were u, I ate a meal somewhere and it doesn't taste good I won't go back there. Let's assume u r lodged in an hotel, don't hotels have restaurant anymore? Lemme still assume u went on a visit, d place u visited pple wey de der no de cook? Going back to same place after bn served "rubbish" makes no sense. And that makes ur rant worthless.
DeleteU can lie!!!!! Missus lion!!! U ate snail, gizzard, meat, jollof, coconut, afang all in one day?? And evrythng was soo bad??!
DeleteWhy dint u go to a hotel...u had to go behind day mechanic workshop.
My frnd shaaaaarrrrrrrap!!
Sister to linus...aunty to linusky!
Next time cook ur food n carry along.
How about d water u drank...near death experience?? ino mkpo!!
All of you be insulting your forefathers thinking you're insulting me LMAO. The truth definitely hurts yeah. Smh for your sorry lives.
DeleteLike the hotel meals are any better? Or I must inform you that I lodged in a hotel or that I equally placed orders from the hotel, just to make your unhappy life better? Or you're looking for more info and hoping you'll get it? You're just a dundee so I'm not surprised at your inability to read without being able to comprehend cos I don't remember where I wrote I ate all in one day. I'm not a glutton like you. And yes I decided to patronize the food they sell in your father's Mechanic workshop. You should be glad rather than insulting your great grand skul.
DeleteErrr, the other moron, I didn't know I was supposed to travel with my kitchen. I'll definitely not forget to detach that part of my house next time to travel with.
If you don't have any useful solution to give, kindly get off my thread.
Bitchplis, so we finally get to know where she's from*side eyes* You don too dey sing about the love of your life. When should we begin the countdown? Hehehehe
Stella abeg I no wan use torch light find my comment. Thank you.
Ms Germs,no wonder ur dh dey like yam rope. you cant cook. you dey find hotel
DeletePinky Berry, I'll definitely give you a S/O when next I'm there. I'm already anticipating the mouth-watering snails. Hehehe. Thanks in advance oh. I didn't know you stay in owerri and I was around for a while and driving around a town we were not too familiar with was quite difficult. Maybe you'll help take us round some other time for a tour.
DeleteIphie Dearie, I hope you are not consulting the oracles on my head ohh. I'm saving all those names. They'll be of great help to me. Thanks a million to you and everyone that suggested.
Linda Adaeze, thank you but I'm not looking for pity parties. What has that got to do with bad mouth? If I had been all praises you'll have been happier. I didn't complain about any other thing, I complained basically about food. Meaning there are some other good parts and I don't have to start mentioning everything. Other people have equally complained so you can hit your head against the wall in anger. And Please keep your pity to yourself. Thanks
Arianna and the rest, when I have your time I'll answer you. But if you cannot wait untill then, you can take a rope and hang yourselves to your ceiling fans.
DeleteI don't see how this post was in anyway insulting. I was only narrating an experience. It's obvious your mouths have been itching and you've been looking for where to scratch them. If someone tells me someone from my place cannot cook, why would I want to become suicidal? Does it change a thing about me? Are you the one that served me the food I ate btw? Why so pained? You must have esteem issues.
Please carry your complexes elsewhere cos I do not have time for such. I'm out for now. Good night.
Ha! I was wondering when I left the TB joshua post for another. Get with the programme! What's y'all's take on the video? Ewu!!!
DeleteGemini, I would have been shocked if ur reply was sensible. Good to know u've retained d empty brain
DeleteMs Gemini, you get bad mouth sha insulting somebody great granny
DeleteBack to your granny BITCH!
Stella abeg I nor wan use torchlight find my comment. Thank you. .
See argument ontop food o Loll. Any woman who is a good cook will be very picky when she eats one that isn't prepared well. Though I speak for moi self...( speaking of BV Moi, where art thou?). Anyway, I know how to cook well o, but food wey I sabi chop. I'm not good at experimenting food but my gran has given me correct okazi soup before. Very sweet.
DeleteI know how to make efo very well, I sabi cook sweet Jollof rice too...(tongue out Stella)... though my girl has beat me to the recipe. She's from Togo and she makes tasty jollof rice.
I sabi make Ofada stew too, and normal red stew. Wetin remain? Egusi soup, fried rice etc. But the one thing I've never cooked in my whole life is beans, and that's cos I don't fancy it as such. If I touch it it's cos hubby likes beans, the one sold in Ghana high. Who ask me?
OK bye
You're a noise maker. I'm sure if we come to your place na watery delicacy we go meet. Go rest biko. You for enter bush catch antelope roast. As sey na u sabi cook pass.
DeleteMz Gemini...u are such a bitter soul, to tink u hv a wretched looking hubby who doesn't show forth any signnof being well fed....why re u so bitter ?? Is dis hw u'll act as a married woman....pls calm down. If i travel to ur hometown in Akwa Ibom or Cross river and maybe sleep wit a girl easily, I won't come out and condemn d females in ur village as whores. Be more objective and reasonable, u can criticize but dont generalize n make tribal statements......and pls get some honey, i tink u need it in ur life cos U iz soo bitter. Ugly sheke leke With ur dried bonga fish hubby dts a replica of Dumbo the flying elephant. Lol
DeleteIs it not this chewing stick with 200naira wedding gown? eh ms Gemini? You should shut the hell up....Owerri women will cook for your fore fathers ewu. .. Donkey!
DeleteOnye a oyiri onye nwere ego iri ri nda letty? onye jere rie ri 100naira bia ngaa ako rubbish! Madam, go and ask qs about Owerri women please.....
DeleteBtw, TB Joshua made me laugh so hard, not even the guy speaking....
Ofe mmanuuuu shatap there. Is it d pepper n oil u serve in d west. Anytime i'm in d west i dont evn bother goin to hotels to eat. I eat indomie n bread or wn my friend's kitchen is in order i cook. If i eat in hotel i'll just waste it n my tongue go dey pepper I won't evn sleep dt night.. If na eba i fit dey chew d eba raw d soup go still remain there
DeleteYou had to insult people's father
DeleteNot wise.
How is your sister's son for your husband?
Oh well.
Insult on.
Your sister slept with your husband and had a child for him.
Ife na so oyi.
Gemini shame on your mother for not teaching you right.
You are right Gemini. I almost died during camp in Imo state. I ate biscuits till forever. After camp, i lost so much weight cause there was nothing good to eat.
DeleteMy oga found a way to redeploy me to Abuja oh. Na there I stay till POP.
Ibos don't know anything about kitchen, except those who grew up, live in and made up their minds to learn how to cook like the South South people.
You are right Gemini. I almost died during camp in Imo state. I ate biscuits till forever. After camp, i lost so much weight cause there was nothing good to eat.
DeleteMy oga found a way to redeploy me to Abuja oh. Na there I stay till POP.
Ibos don't know anything about kitchen, except those who grew up, live in and made up their minds to learn how to cook like the South South people.
This tiny person you won't respect yourself abii?
DeleteOnye mmonwu.
My room mate in sch then uses curry for eggs and ogbono soup... I tiree.. some igbo mk una learn hw to cook now
DeleteHow did I miss this post???
DeleteBuahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaa
Choi!
Oriegwu!
lol. Man of God, is paining me in my tummy, touch it and before you know it,, you'll start going down. That man is a clown......
ReplyDeleteIgbo people generally do not know how to cook jollof rice or stew. It's not their strong point.
ReplyDeleteYou should have tried their local soup. Something generic.
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ReplyDeleteHian! Na dt small tin mk some pple dey laff lyk dis...some pple wan fall sef...mtcheeeeeeeeew
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ReplyDeleteMs Gemini owerri gals will soon come for 'ya' head
ReplyDeleteThey are already hosting their August meeting under my comment.
DeleteLmao!!
ReplyDeleteOmg this is so hilarious
ReplyDeleteLol, man of God is paining me on my chest touch here funny.
ReplyDeleteStella you just made my one week. i cant stop laughing
ReplyDeleteWhy not try their local delicacies instead?
ReplyDeleteNo video here
ReplyDeleteIs something wrong with my sense of humor?
ReplyDeleteWhy am i not finding this funny?
Hafizza please laugh...
Excuses men give to sleep with people's wives and gullible women... mcheew!
Lol! Try Jevnik.
ReplyDeleteBia Nne so cos you ate in a rubbish or perhaps local fast food in Owerri, East now doesn't know how to cook ara! For next time sake ask around for good fast food. Jevnik for a start.
ReplyDeleteJevnik is owned and managed by a South South person, hence their cooking skill. Ibo no fit cook even noodles
DeleteHaving chest pain in the breast? Lol. Well its funny but not as funny as the reaction of the congregation. See the other man jumping and turning round shuoo
ReplyDeleteUuuuurfg dnt get weeey d video?
ReplyDeleteWhat's so funny?
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch
ReplyDeleteHahah @ gemini this ur rant is so funny, next tym try mbari kitchen.
ReplyDeleteThey have nice food there those days don't know about know cos I v left that town over 2 yrs
Sorry about ur running stomach Lol
Thanks dear. I'll definitely check it out.
DeleteYou need a dirty slap Ms Gemini,imagine you that look somehow is spewing rubbish from your mouth. kindly shut it already...coming to SDK to form ish that ur not will not make you a champ.
DeleteOwerri have restaurants by class. Stop doing eateries. Most don't know how to cook. Ask around 4 where u can get quality food. Mama G @ Aladimma, aka shimmy, etc etc. Ego gi gburu ya. Don't go cheap next time!
Deletego to jevniks next tiime
DeleteShut up abeg is it yorubA people that can cook obviously you ain't used to igbo food stop saying nonsense and keep quiet now I get why people keep abusing you @miss gemini you think you are Porsche lol le kwa nu m anyan common park well ofe mmanu like you
ReplyDeleteSo because I'm not Igbo, I'm yoruba? You are a sorry case. You've been looking for how to insult yoruba people since. Now you have the opportunity. Unfortunately for you, I'm not yoruba.
DeleteBe insulting your big head thinking you're insulting me.
Nothing Funny about what this guy said in the video. Its normal and I dont know why TBJ is laughing
ReplyDeleteSdk,u don wake abi?.
ReplyDeleteSha,i am awake
Why you no dey give us late night post sef,maybe Fridays n saturdays,
Abeg,think am oooooo
Yes na. Especially for people who are awake for no just cause. This one finger typing is the main thing. This drug should fizzle out I gatz to sleep. Can't wait to be hone, I need my comfort zone.
ReplyDeleteStella nwunye Korkus, post stories biko.
Thanks.
Pls someone made comment dat yorubas make beta stew dan Igbos, lol Onwe ro Onye ga si na ofe nne ya atoro uto. But we all know yorubas r d worst cooks except 4 jollof rice. Hmm Miss Gemini u ve just been to Owerri, ate in one road side restaurant, u just went ahead to generalize, so much hate 4 Easterners
ReplyDeleteShouting jevnik what rubbish food does jevnik cook,Even jevnik in abuja I can't patronise them cos I cook very well, you see the way igbo people rush in to jevnik and I wonder what so special about the food, years to come can't go to jevnik. No hard feelings admit is hard most Ibo people don't know how to cook. Still don't understand why Ibo people use crayfish to cook stew and jollof rice. Gemini ignore this people.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. You are so funny.
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