Monday In House News

Happy New Week to you all!

ANGEL BLAZE 100K JULY GIVE AWAY TO 5 PERSONS.
For the month of July,we will be picking 5 people for the 
Angel blaze giveaway.
If 20k can make a difference in your life right now and you have enough proof to back it up,please send mail to sdkblogofficial@gmail.com
and someone will be there to attend to your mails,please do not send me mail because i am not the one in charge of collating the list of those who will be selected.

Thank you Angel Blaze...I LOVE YOU!

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CHEAP AND QUALITY DIAPERS FOR SALE

I need the support of my fellow wives and mothers in my new business. I'm in the diaper business, the profit margin is not so much, it depends on turnover. The name is Nurcher diaper.  I implore my fellow mothers in Ajah area to patronize me. I can only deliver during the weekend. Anyone that uses it once always comes back so we are talking about good quality here.  Please call 08037724845

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AMEBO GIST OF MAN WHO WENT TO PAY GROOM PRICE..

This one na small gist and I have been contemplating over it because it is strange to me. Sometime ago in Oba town in Anambra State, we went for prayers while waiting for the pastor to say the last prayer, a rickety car drove into the prayer arena with full force that it attracted people's attention. Four guys came down and walk straight inside the church.

 we later found out they came to collect money for amplifier from pastor that he borrowed it for a program and it got spoilt but he didn't replace it for them, then I noticed one of them because of the way he was walking like a woman and had this dirty and annoying look. He was tall, broad chested with goatee beard and ugly look with dirty colour and tiny waist. 

People started pointing at him and the main gist started. They said he took some people to neighbouring Obosi town with some drinks to a family. When the family he went to visit asked him his mission, he said has been fucking their son and wants to wife him. 

They almost lynched him with people he went with. See curse in the church, some heard about it but didn't know it was that guy. He should thank his star it happened in a remote area if not 14 years for dey wait am.

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Customized Cake Box and Logo Design

1. Looking for a  graphics guy good with logo designs that can also print.

2. I also need creative cake and muffins (cupcakes) box makers or sellers.

Hola if you are in Lagos or link me to someone!

Please note that this is a new business and prices must be reasonable.

Email: pholarolumide@yahoo.com

Thanks!

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PAINT LAGOS SDK FREE ENTRANCE RECIPIENTS.

Hi fellow bv's it's me sexilocious Kemistry, not kemilocious ooo it was a typo from my end. I didn't know there were so many beautiful people on this blog! Stella needs to do an SDK beauty pageant!

...... Anyway back to the matter. I promised to pay for 10 bv's to attend the sdk party and I was inundated with over 200 requests, so I decided to stretch to 15 people, and they are....

Preggymum2015@gmail.com

Errands in Lagos

Mummy sinacha 

Creamy bella 

Jossy 6

Adetutu babatunde Edward 

Centia 

Ibo boi 

Em jay 

Shantelle 

Akinloluwao

Ekunie ify

Olushanu

Barbara joy

Lady jay

I'm so sorry to those I didn't pick, God will bless you and heaven will open its doors of mercy on you. And to those I didn't get to return your message, I'm sorry ooo don't think I'm arrogant please, I'm also a busy mum of 4! 

Please leave a comment when you see your name so other bv's will know you truly exist.....lol.... Finally, the only thing I ask of you 15 is to enjoy yourselves to the fullest and dance like crazy on my behalf.....you must all take pictures as well oooo

P.S- your gate fee has been paid for, please please please make sure you attend. It won't be fair on others who didn't get this opportunity...

Stay blessed people. 


If you anyone cannot attend for any reason whatever so ever,please give up your space for someone else.

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APPRECIATION

Appreciation to Madam Kudira A,she's indeed a rare gem.Thank you very much for putting a smile on our face,you really surprised me.

May the good Lord continue to bless and favour you more n more.

Madam SDK,thank you too for this opportunity.K.A actually gave me more than the giveaway money.

     The works of thy hand shall not be destroyed.Thank God bless.

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VERY WANG WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Hi Stella and Bvs, further discount on the vera wang white wedding dress.now reduced to 180,000. Us size 10, never worn and still with tags, interested persons should contact me via email mrsfab100@gmail.com

You should have shown us original pic of the one you have!

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CLETHEL SIGNATURE 

.......is offering 50% discount on makeup and gele training which will commence on 20th of July, 2015. Be your own boss.

For enquiries: 08057794570, 08139347369... Bb pin- 55869f48.......hurry now because limited seats available. Venue: beauty affairs saloon by olojojo bustop, oworonshoki.Lagos

Fee: 20k. Note: products will be provided.........

Thanks.

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VACANCIES

There are vacancies for two graduate teachers in a Relatively New Branch of a Nursery and Primary School in Oyigbo, Rivers State. We will prefer people living in Oyigbo as the pay is not much for now.
The prospective employees should be very responsible, patient, able to handle kids and willing to grow with the school.
Any BV interested or knows anyone in the area looking for a job should kindly call 08035413019 or contact me on 07030812728. (No night calls please)

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INSTALLATION.....

For your Installation of...

*Tiles

*POP ceiling

*Window wood

*Floor pattern

*Painting and

*General ornaments @ affordable price, Great quality...call MENSAM decor 08030550884, BBM 561346C0...Interior and exterior @ its Best.

Thanks.

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DRESSES/SHOES FOR SALE PLUS SHOKI AAANH

The Zara, new look and misguided Items below are for sale to Benin BVs. They are brand new with tags, just a pity I put on some weight. The shoes are UK size 6(Europe 39), dresses would fit a UK size 6/8. The shoes go for 2500, but the crocodile one 3k. The dresses 2500. I would love for just BVs to buy them as I have reduced the price specifically for ya'll. Contact : 08181684610 Thanks for your patronage lovelies and have a pleasant weekend. Xoxo!  I'll also be giving out one of the dresses free to the first buyer.  Shoki ahn for the fastest fingers  Etisalat  654485975732346 344358070700809 987713097446586 Glo  150997097531011 150996710081960

 

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

Please I'm in port harcourt looking for a standard self-contained of between 180k-220k anywhere close to Aba road.from elekahia through stadium road,down to d-line. infact,any self-contained that transport out to aba road wont be more than 50 naira. thanks

You can contact me on, 08076311561

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CAKE GIVEAWAY/MOTHERLESS BABIES HOME QUESTION

Stella sweet how you doing

Am giving out a cake to someone  that has birthday this week.‎The first to contact me gets it. This is appreciation for this blog patronizing me.

And please I want to make cakes for motherless baby homes and people with disabilities but I don't know any where in lagos. Please if you do visit them please contact me on Ritaglory007@gmail.com (07052940225) for whatsapp. Swiss lady cakes and beads..

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ADVICE FOR WIVES WHOSE HUBBYS ARE 2SEC MEN

Stella I saw on IHN about a lady that complained about her husband being 45sec guy. My husband was also that but I love him and he is the best guy in the world..instead of crying I spoke to him for us to find solution. First we started with him to just stay inside me and I will be whining and make myself come. I asked him not to concentrate too much in the sweetness, we started gradually and now today boo can satisfy me and last enough to satisfy me very well . You don't need him to last 10 hours. Just teach him to know how to make you come..and he won't enjoy sex with anyone else because you the only one that can call him Tiger after sex‎. Men like the feeling that de satisfied their women..TEACH HIM

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GOD NEVER SLEEPS - THANK YOU ALL.

He never sleeps,He never slumbers,He is never tired of hearing our

praises,when we are weak He becomes stronger,so rest in His love and

cast all of your faith on Him...God is a miracle working God!

Stella,there are "ANGELS" on this Holy blog,you know when I first sent

my request and you didn't post,I was down I started crying because

there was absolutely nothing to eat,my hubby came from his job hunt

and I told him,he said do it again,that there is a God of second

chance,that he would rather beg to feed his family than to steal. And

because God is still in the business of doing miracles,I sent another

mail and it touched Stella and the following Bv's Victoria,Bili and

two others who came and gave us money,though we didn't get the Jobs we

both went for we are still hopeful for better things. 

These Bv's came to see me where I was called for a job and gave me clothes for my son,food stuff and money,and she has been in touch,though u didn't

tell me ur name,God has written your name in heaven and your desires

and the desires to the other bv's that helped me,God in His mercies

will continue to bless you all,receive the wave of glory in your life

and may heaven be on earth to you all. Thanks and God bless!

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LIFE ISNT FAIR- PLEASE READ THIS

My life has gotten to the point where I can no longer keep it to myself. Life has made me so miserable. Please fellow bvs, there is no time for long story as much as I would love to rant on and on.

I seriously need help from you kind bvs. No job for hubby and I for some time now. Which has resulted to serious hardship for us. I feel as if we are drowning. No job, no money, no food, no nothing. I feel so sad to see my 3 months old baby without a diaper(who no chop nai go buy diaper?).

Please my people I need your help. If I can I'd cry, wail and roll in the mud to express how I feel.

Thank you all and may you never lack.

Please if you can help, reach me on: 08171535463

Hubby and I  have Hnd/B.Sc in computer science and Accounting respectively. I'll be most grateful if anyone can help at least one of us with a job.

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 Make Up Training Needed In Owerri

 Please i need an affordable  training school where I can learn quality ‎makeup in owerri , I'm awaiting service and I don't want to sit at home . Please anyone that can teach me very well and at an affordable price should  contact me on : ibehesther@gmail.com

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LAND FOR SALE

A half plot of land for sale, (60x60) at Akiode, along Isheri-ojodu.

Price-1.2million(Negotiable).

Please call, 08095792316, Mr Anthony Israel.

Email-ebetonye@yahoo.com.

Thanks.

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SHOKI AAANH

I'm a makeup artist currently serving in Ibadan, I sell makeup products too. I am willing to take 6 BVs (3 learns free, 3 gets a 50% discount) living around Ibadan South-East on personal makeup classes and facials. I want people around Ibadan south east because that is where my PPA is and I live there too. But anybody that wouldn't mind the transport fare can apply . Thanks and God bless you.amunidara1@gmail.com . BVs abeg make una manage this shokis

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HOT SLAP

Stella i greet you with my whole body. Straight to the gist.

I teach in one small private school in my neighbourhood, so last week when we were doing exam revision, we were treating social studies and the topic was 'Family'. I teach Basic 2 and they are between 5-7yrs in age.

Me: Nuclear family is made up of father, mother and children while extended family.....'

Pupil: Aunty, me i have two fathers, what is the name of my own family?

Me: its nt possible for one to have 2 daddies, the other man is probably your uncle or grandpa.

Pupil: nooo, my mummy said i have 2 daddies, my first daddy is in London, my 2nd daddy use to come to our house and sleep on my mummy's bed and he use to sit on top my mummy and dance naked just like my first daddy.

Me: (wanting to end the conversation) the people of England that owns English language are still looking for a name to give your type of family. End of discussion.

The following morning, the mother of this girl came to school and reported me to the proprietress claiming that i pry into the private lives of my pupils and embarrass them in class. They sent for me and as i opened my mouth to defend my self, a hot slap landed on my cheek. I couldn't close my mouth for a moment becos i was in shock. This parent slapped me and i couldn't retaliate for so many reasons. Firstly, i have seen where they slapped someone and he fell down and died. Secondly, from my training as a customer relations officer, the customer is the KING, etc.  Well, the proprietress consoled me and gave me 200naira to buy Rubb and pain reliever. 

 My question to experienced teachers in the house is 'was i wrong with the way i handled that pupil's question?' To think my salary is not even up to 20k *sad face*

Please kind hearted bvs, i need a job oo, a well paid job*side eyes* i t can even be a teaching job but with good pay. I live in ikorodu so I can work in ikorodu and also on the mainland not Lagos island because of distance. Please help a sister. This is my contact 08171131167. esteeemmanuel@yahoo.com. Thanks.

Mama T.

Which customer is King?unless the story is not how you told it,if it was me,i would return a slap that would reset and destiny and future destiny's.SLAP ME FOR WHAT?..I hate violence or physical altercation but abeg wetin!..I am so upset reading this.you should have disgraced her so that she would never try it with anyone again...or sue her!

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HELLO

''Stella,your blog has been changing lives since 1840 lols...I am a regular BV and I comments under anonymous,Have been playing football all my life and am very good at it,I was born into a rich home but everything changed when we losed my dad many years ago,So I would appreciate if anyone can link me up with anybody in Nigeria football system under 20 or super eagles,have played for some nigerian football clubs but all NA still connection..Have attached my pix to you Stellakork only for your eyes only... ...batejbello@gmail.com''

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THANK YOU CHIOMASWEETS.

I want to seize this opportunity to thank ‎a special BV for the wonderful cake she made for my 8years old daughter. I sent her a mail immediately I saw her give away post and guess what? She made a big beautiful princess cake for my daughter. I swear I was shocked when I saw the cake because I wasn't expecting something as beautiful as that and did I mention it tastes great too.

Pls BV's in abakaliki you have to patronize chiomasweets cos I don't know how else to describe this awesome cake. You need to have a taste to judge for yourself.HER EMAIL is  chiomasweets@gmail.com

If you have a party and need cakes, chin chin, meat pie etc, chiomasweets is the real deal.

Thanks Chiomasweets, everyone  hasn't stopped talking about your cake‎.

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Wilton graduation baking pan needed.

Please I need a wilton graduation pan urgently for my son's graduation this weekend  please any BV who is selling or has 1 I can rent or borrow  should please contact me on 08112661938 or email me on ifiwereaboy02@gmail.com . Thank you

huh?

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HMMMMMM....

 Good morning Stella, 

I've been down for some days now.. Kids started exams on Wednesday last week, been calling out my people, the one that promised, when I called her line yesterday, it was switched off, watching my neighbor kids go to school while mine are inside, I'm so ashamed of myself, not living up to handle responsibilities.. I've tried... I've tried.. Really tried...

It is well.. 

preggymum2015@gmail.com

08104825004. 

Signing out....
StellaKORK ALA CARTE
JOURNALIST LE ENFANT TERRIBLE
BLOGGER LAKA NEVA SEEN BEFORE
SOCIAL ENTREPRENEUR WITHOUT SHAME.
UGLY BITCH.....if you like to add LMAO!