Tuesday In House News

OMG!....What!!!!!!! Sick people are plenty!

OMG OMG OMG!!!

GOOD MORNING STELLA LOVE,

OMO WETIN MY EYES SEE TODAY, E HARD MY MOUTH TO TALK AM. MY EYES SEE MY EARS TODAY. NOW TO THE STORY. 

USUALLY IN THE MORNING AT MY B/STOP YOU GET TO SEE PRIVATE CAR OWNERS THAT STOP TO CARRY PEOPLE FOR A FARE TO VI OR CMS, THOUGH ITZ QUITE RISKY I MUST CONFESS. SO, THIS MORNING I SAW THIS PRIVATE CAR STOP AND I WALKED UP TO THE CAR TO ASK THE DRIVER IF HE WAS GOING TO VI, AND HE SAID YES BUT THAT HE IS WAITING FOR HIS COLLEAGUE TO JOIN HIM AND THAT IF I DON'T MIND WAITING I COULD JOIN THEM. I ASKED HIM IF I SHOULD SIT IN D FRONT OR BACK SEAT, HE SAID ANYWHERE I LIKED. SO I SAT AT THE FRONT SEAT WHILE WE WAITED FOR HIS COLLEAGUE TO COME, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOO LONG BEFORE SHE ARRIVED AND THEN WE STARTED OUR JOURNEY TO VI. I WAS SO ENGROSSED IN THE DEVOTIONALS I WAS READING THAT I DIDN'T REALLY TAKE NOTE OF WHAT THE DRIVER WAS DOING BUT I NOTICED FROM MY SIDE EYES THAT HIS RIGHT HAND WAS ON HIS THIGH WHILE THE LEFT HAND WAS ON THE STEERING WHEEL. IN MY MIND, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS JUST ITCHING BUT AFTER A LONG WHILE I NOTICED THE RIGHT HAND WAS STILL ON HIS THIGH!! NNE, I WAS FORCED TO LOOK AT WHAT HE WAS DOING ONLY FOR ME TO COME FACE-TO-FACE WITH THIS MAN'S DICK!!!! AS IN, HIS PENIS WAS OUTSIDE AND HE WAS RUBBING IT. HE RUBBED IT FROM JAKANDE AXIS THAT I SAW HIM DOING IT TILL I ALIGHTED AT SANDFILL. I HAD TO TELL HIM (IN LOW TONES) TO PUT HIS DICK BACK INSIDE HIS TROUSERS WHEN I WAS ABOUT COMING DOWN COS I WAS SO EMBARRASSED FOR HIM KNOWING THAT HIS COLLEAGUE WAS COMING TO SIT AT THE FRONT.

KINDLY FIND ATTACHED THIS PERVERT PICS. I HAD TO TAKE HIS PICS WHEN HE WAS PAYING FOR HIS TOLL AT THE TOLL GATE.

GOD BLESS YOUR HUSTLE

I am so sorry i couldnt bring myself to put the pics with his face showing..what a pity.This man is sick and needs to be called out fast.Putting his face here might cost him his job and everything.Nemesis,karma and all others will catch up with him soon.I hope he does not violate little girls and boys.

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SHOE FOR SALE

Please I have a brand new pair of comfort plus by predictions for sale. It was sent to me from US but a wrong size. It's a size 7 patent leather pointy toe pump. It goes for 10k, interested buyer can whatsapp me on 08059528437

‎Thanks.

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APPRECIATION

 I want to appreciate madam little smarties for the beautiful barbie-themed schoolbag that she gave my little daughter. The bag is so beautiful and my daughter is who is a fan of disney's barbie animatiön movies is overjoyed. She actually slept with the bag on her back on Saturday nite and when she woke up on Sunday morning , the first sentence that came out of her mouth was 'mummy, where is my barbie bag?' She took it to church ön Sunday, this morning, she joyously dressed up for school becos of the bag. Little Smarties, you will never experience sorrow, your business shall grow and spread all over the globe.  Please bvs patronise little smarties kiddies collections, she has beautiful things for kids. Here is the bag. 

Catherine.

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MEMO TO BV'S WHO MADE RESERVATION AS REGARDS THE FREE TRAINING ADVERT POSTED LAST WEEK

Good day aunty Stella, I still want to thank you for providing this opportunity for people like me who are starting up businesses, you are indeed a rare gem who goes out of her way to help a lot of people.

I read a memo last week saying that those who place adverts with free training should try to keep to their words. I kept to my words by organizing the free training as earlier scheduled on friday, 3rd of july for the five lucky people who got in touch with me first. To say I was surprised at what happened last week would be an understatement.

I had earlier said in my advert that they would purchase the recipe/food items that I would use in teaching them, but in the spirit of give away that our dear Aunty Stella has taught us, I told all of them that they shouldn't purchase anything that I would take care of the cost myself.

All they had to do was come with a pen and note to take notes. Funny enough, it was just one person who showed up for the class after I had purchased food items to train five people. I also intended giving away the meals to them even after tasting the dishes.

What I really felt bad about wasn't just that I spent a lot to get the items for the class, but the fact that a lot of BV's wanted the opportunity to learn something new but couldn't. It is not fair to me and other BV's if you make a reservation and don't show up.

Anyway, to the BV who showed up I hope you enjoyed the class, I had a nice time teaching as well.

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Help With Academic Publication

Hullo Fellow Blog Visitors, I am doing a publication on  body piercings, tattoos and tribal marks, as MEANS OF COMMUNICATION AND CULTURAL IDENTIFICATION. I have chosen the Oyo and Edo people as a case study given their robust cultural heritage.   I really would be grateful to have a virtual interview with respondents who have knowledge of body piercings, tribal marks and tattoos. Anyone who is from Oyo or Edo  State and is versed in these culture elements should please reach me with 2B3906BC. 

Thanks. 

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GIVEAWAY

Mrs. Korks...hailings o.

I be regular Bv for this your blog...and trust me, things here just get more and more better by the day...dear sister...you de try. erhen to the main jist.

My company [an authorized computer training center] in partnership with ‎international IT vendors such as Oracle, Microsoft, Cisco, Comptia, Adobe Prometric and Pearson is giving out TUITION FREE scholarship to 500 Nigerians. This means the successful students will only pay for their course wares[books] as the training will be free plus they would get their certificates directly from these IT vendors. 

I do not want my fellow BV,s to be left out especially those who need certification in information technology in order to advance their skills or build a career.

This offer is open to people resident in Benin, Warri and Akure...for now.

Interested Bv,s can call 08035746200 or 08075329542 and indicate that they got the information from Stella,s blog.

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SOME GIRLS ARE HEARTLESS AND DESPERATE

Hello Sdks and Sdkers...this tori heavy for my mouth. I keep thinking why karma go they take time before it visits people. .....na so when we dey university ooo...my friend come dey gist me say she don get lee boo...as of then I was planning my wedding. ..na so one day I met the leeboo oooh..

Guess what the Lee boo na one tall cute handsome rich boo..the lee boo just dey come from obodo oyibo...the guy dey spend cash anyhow I follow my girlfriend they jolly oo...until she come tell me say the boo na married man..na so I shock..I cum say ahh ok were em wife kwan and kids?she say dem dey dis same town say d guy marriage is not up to a year sef and he has a baby girl 7months old...na so I pinch myself come ask her say he spends much time wit you so wat will happen to the wife?she say wetin concern her...sotey one day I got a whattsapp chat asking me for us to hang out ..na so I bind and casted the leeboo telling him dat am married biko...I still called my girl friend and told her to hold her lee boo biko...

My dear bvs to crown it all that married lee boo has proposed to marry her as a second wife and this girl agreed. ..I was shocked I ve tried advising her..telling her she is too pretty to be a second wife...now dat boo beats her up n down ..upon they are not yet married ooh. ..she had d guts to ask this man to divorce his wife which the leeboo agreed and filed a divorce. ..bikonu e be like say this girl don dey do juju on dat man...me tire oooh....for her to break a woman's home she ll suffer ...to me I think karma still dey do press up.....join me in prayers for karma to visit her and restore the womans home.....*side eyes*

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Learn The Art Of Wig Making/ Become A Distributor

We have different wig making programmes. We also give our candidates the opportunity to start up their own business at the end of their training programme. For more information please call or whatsapp 08177764527,07061315859, you can also send an email to wigsnweaves15@yahoo.com.

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LAND FOR SALE

3 plots of land located in Kutchako 4 estate Kuje Abuja and one along the Kuje  highway for sale. 

Measure 100 sq meters each. AGIS certified.Personal properties. 

Just 20 mins from City centre. 

Price- 5 million naira. 

Contact Dr Iheme on 08034096631,08033771135. 

Email: faroukhmed@yahoo.com

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A Good Creche Needed In Port harcourt.

I Am looking for a good creche in Port Harcourt where I can register my 3 months plus baby as am due to resume work. Precisely around stadium road.. The creche should be a clean environment with God fearing n clean childminders..Pls any recommendations from Bvs that live in PH?

Thank you .

Zoza.

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DISC JOCKEY AT YOUR SERVICE

Please I want BV's to patronise my younger brother, he's a Disc Jockey in Delta State. This is number Dj ChizzB 08131017732.

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PLEA FOR FINACIAL HELP

Hello Stella and everyone,I'm in a very tough situation now,things
have not been easy lately with me oh.you can imagine going to school
to receive lecture on an empty stomach cos you don't have foodstuff
and no money to buy it.please anyone who can help me regarding
foodstuff or money for me to get it.my school is in Ekiti state.I have
proof that I'm really a student for anyone who wants proof.09034045817
my number.

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MAKE UP ARTIST AT YOUR SERVICE

Bvs who are getting married within and outside Edo State should please contact me for very affordable and flawless makeup via 09027980494.

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JOB VACANCY

Hi Stella, 

Good day. Please help me post this, for blog visitors in need of jobs. 

There are positions to be filled in my company. It's an Insurance Company and the branch is in Port Harcourt. 

Please if u're interested in working with us (it's a marketing position, not office work) contact me on this number; 08057400632 then we will proceed from there.  

Thanks.

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POT STAND FOR SALE

Lovely pot stand for sale, enough of scattering your pots around your kitchen. 5-layer pot stand, use to arrange your pots, kitchen bowls, pans e. t. c. Nationwide delivery available. Also have OTHER lovely home and kitchenware items. Call 08095046180, BBM - 52D70AAA or email talk2bukiola@gmail.com. 

SOUVENIRS'N'MORE

Richie(MTN) - 8425253841060339

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AMEBO GIST

So after some work on Friday 3rd July, some friends and  I decided to go somewhere and hang out. Our usual place wasn't convenient because it was raining cats and dogs on the Island that day so we ended up at Beehive in Lekki. 

The venue is lovely and the drinks were served and the night progressed. We noticed a number of actresses as clientele and thought it interesting; maybe the owner was in Nollywood?

Anyway, I got ready to take my leave and as i was gathering myself, two ladies walked out talking and laughing loudly. One of the members of my party said one of them was Kate Henshaw, and I was like 'Nice'. So gathering my things.... a server came to me asking for my car keys to move my car as I was blocking people, I said no problem - Im on my way out. Before I could even finish that sentence, the manager came asking me the same.By this time I had already picked up my handbag, so I repeated the same to him when next thing who did I see, Kate Henshaw in front of me looking angry saying 'Look, you need to come and move your car, you are blocking everyone.' Again i repeated, Im leaving. She still repeated herself and then she left. I was right behind her, only for me to get outside to see THREE cars after mine blocking everybody.

I now announced 'this is my car' pointing at mine, to which one of the ladies with Kate said 'ohhhh', as it was clear at that point I wasn't the culprit. Kate didn't even look at me.

That's how we waited another 5-10minutes for the other car owners to move theirs I didn't see her go back inside to harass anyone o.

I was a bit irritated by the management. They had moved my car twice so clearly knew I wasn't blocking anyone, yet they followed Madam Kate to be harassing. 

Pays to be a nollywood star I guess.

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PRINTER NEEDED

Please I want to plead to my fellow BVs who have a spare printer to give away. I will really appreciate this because I need a good and functioning printer but I cannot afford one presently.
Thank you.

olawumiolawumi1@gmail.com

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COMMENT FROM RANT POST.

Please if you made this comment  on the last rant post,please contact me with proof,someone needs your info....

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FOR SALE AND RENT

"There's a Grey LG Fridge, LG TV/DVD (for sale) and a studio apartment on Allen-Ikeja for rent. Find the pics attached. The fridge goes for N38k. The dvd/tv together go for N60k while the serviced apartment goes for N450/yr. The apartment is great for ladies who want privacy/security and have their offices on the mainland. It comes with ac, furnitures, gen, gas cooker/cylinder etc. Call Sarah on 09032308315"

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QUESTION 4 BLOG VISITORS

I saw this comment under Monday's chronicle "A broke lazy ass man is worse than a man who cheats"...which got me curios ..so I'll like 2 ask blog visitors -who will you stick with -a broke lazy ass man with no ambition but faithful or a serial cheater who is hardworking and a great provider??

                                           -P.E 

NONE!...both na one chance!..lol

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BABY SHOP AT YOUR SERVICE.

 I own a baby shop in Asaba. Crown plaza opposite federal medical centre first gate. we stock varieties of baby product, clothes, body care, e.t.c please would like bvs to patronize me. We also 

waybill to any state.Phone number 07012975437.

 Mail-janevalerie42@gmail.com

SHOKI

304214928235040 glo

3752712571242873. Mtn

4404673068239424 mtn

1258606773317579 airtel

1256035303510420 airtel.

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FOOD AND BEVERAGE SUPERVISOR NEEDED

Please there is an opening for a Food and beverages  supervisor needed at a Restaurant and Bar located at SANGO OTA,The person should have knowledge in Service Delivery/Customer service,Continental and Nigerian Dishes and Bar tending.‎The person should contact this no 07082820070.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

I want to use this opportunity to ask BVs for patronage, we are a catering outfit that provides desserts,cakes,milkshakes and sweet treats for small and large events, and also for personal consumption.

We would appreciate it if BVs would patronise us, we promise to always give you your money's worth and also BVs would get 20% discount on all bookings. Just indicate ur an SDK BV.

U can reach us on this number - 08074339878

Or send an email to -

maryann_ena@yahoo.com

Kind Regards

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PLEASE READ THIS

Good day Stella.

Please help me. I don't understand why I have been so unlucky. I struggled to go to the university. I graduated got a job, a good wife and a kid. I lost my job last year and ever since, my life has been miserable. My wife just had a baby and having to feed them(buying diapers and baby food) and my older son is hell. My wife even had to resume work(teaching)to support the family even when she's still suppose to be home.I hate to see my family suffer and I'm loosing it already. Meanwhile there's no menial job I haven't done from being a motorboy to working at a laundry shop. Please if there are bvs that can help me with a job,should please come to my aid. I am a graduate and can do any job as long as I don't steal so as to support my family. God bless you. May you never know sorrow. I can be reached on 08035915891 or olaawonuga4@yahoo.com

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Prime Business Opportunity

This is a golden chance for Students, House wives, people searching for employment etc.

We have a truck load of items like Polo by ralph, Jeans, Children's clothing, bags, boxers, singlets,  men round neck vests, packed cotton shirts for male and female and perfumes.

All you need is buy items worth a minimum of 30k to get mind blowing discounts.
Credit facilities would be given to clients who purchase items worth more than 100k.

UNSOLD ITEMS CAN BE RETURNED.
Self Shoppers are also welcome.
Don't wait for people to feed you....take charge of your future!

Contact: 09094056484 and 561B917C

We send items to anywhere in Nigeria.

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WRISTWATCHES SOLD - APPRECIATION SHOKI

Hello Stella, I was able to sell my wrist watches to a wonderful blog  Visitor(God bless you and your family).   Token of my appreciation to bvs.

MTN : 498645110870

                338336545130

                6253447265482251

                 5704532819512897

Airtel: 6913716154897095

                6977586696964815

Glo:       992854191695479

                 441345248489867

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PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHERS

Are you getting married ? Or got some event coming up in western/southern Nigeria.Contact us for professional photography services @twilight picturez

Subscribe, see breath taking pictures and chat with us via our bbm channel C003A1A02 or 333a5a63

IG: twilight_picturez

Call/whatsapp: 08165973581 for more info

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PAINT LAGOS SDK -July 25th at PLANET ONE
Maryland,Lagos
4-9pm
Stay tuned for more info


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BIS GIVEAWAY

Hello Everyone.
We are Tochini Beads and Bridals, located at Summit Plaza, 62 Akowonjo Road, Opp Access Bank, Miccom Bus Stop, Egbeda, Lagos.
We RENT and SELL unique wedding dresses and Accessories and we also make Fabulous Handcrafted Bead Jewellery.
I will really appreciate the patronage of my fellow BVs and promise a free gift for anyone from SDK Blog.
You can also like our Facebook page: Tochini Beads and Bridals or Call/ Whatsapp: 08037494747.

I want to give reacharge cards #1000 each for BIS to the following bvs
*@Galore
*Ememuwe Thelma
*Jbaby
*Dat Igbochic
*Chinyere Iroegbu
These 5 people should send me an email to tochinibeads1@gmail.com

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Plea for patronage.

I have shoes and bags for sale at affordable price. The price here is just for bv's. Multi-coloured handbag #6500, red with gold sandals sizes 7, 8 and 9 #4000, next black shoe, size 39 #6000, black slippers(other colours)#3500, prada green handbag #6500, nine west wedge sandals gold/silver, size 42 #6000. Hen-T-hen 1604125258459180

Please contact Joy, whatsapp 08062357803, bbm 567654CF or E-mail

Signing out .....

STELLA-D-KORK
Thats all for today.