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Tuesday, 5 January 2016

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narratives...

Na wah!






NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
VIRGIN WANTS OUT!


Stells Biko post my narrative cause it needs urgent help..my boyfriend and I have been dating for 4 months now he's 30 I'm 20 believe me he gives me everything and loves me unconditionally and I love him too...we've not had sex yet cause I'm still Virgin Mary though I'm always willing to give it up but whenever I try to he doesn't want to.


Hes not interested,he says we should cuddle and end there that at the right time we would have sex...well I made him try not once not twice but thrice my hymen is fully covered so it's so difficult to penetrate.most times I bleed little and we don't go further instead he suddenly stops and his erection dies instantly...he tried doing it this night but couldn't and confessed and was even crying to me that he's too emotional and gets upset and feels guilty when he sees my face knowing am going through pains when he wants to disvirgin me...


That we should please leave my virginity,that he's not complaining I know it's cause he's definitely gonna get it outside ..I feel really bad for forcing and pressurizing him into doing it all this while at same time I feel rejected and dejected also *sigh* ..Now that we've come to an agreement,my body still wants it..I'm having the urge to go to my crush who I also love to do it but then not only would it cost my relationship,guilt will hunt me forever I'm just confused so frustrated please bvs what can a hungry for sex virgin do.  


*SIGH*......Are you on drugs?are you taking any libido enhancing pills?what is wrong with your hormones and why do you crave s3x all of a sudden?
Why dont you cross your legs and keep 'em closed until you learn how to say No and mean it and vice versa.
Learn how to curb your libido as well..you must not have s3x because you feel like.
Am out,dunno what else to say.


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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
DESPERATE TO GET MARRIED

My chronicles is very short. I have a very unserious boyfriend. Ever since, I asked him when he was going to propose he started acting up. He won’t pick my calls or return them. I don’t know what to do. I’m already 26. I met this new guy who is interested in me but he is in his forties and he looks like a playboy. I don’t know if I should give him a chance.

There’s a lot of pressure on me to get married. All the guys that I know are either not ready or too broke. So, most of them don’t see a reason to be married. And I can’t marry people like them too. After all, we no go chop stone after wedding.

The issue now is that Mr. BF is not serious. Mr. Toaster drinks a lot and hangs out with women at his old age. I’m just lost. I’m totally confused. No job. No husband. I need advice. I’m getting old.

Who messed up your mind like this?my dear you are just 26years old!
Remember that if you run into Marriage you will run out.Try and get yourself a job,settle into a career and realise that Marriage should not define you!


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NARRATIVE NUMBER THREE
IN LOVE WITH A RICH KILLER AND NOWHERE TO RUN.

Hello Stella,
I once sent in my chronicle a few months ago i wont go into details about that but advise really helped.
..so here goes my chronicle .i'm 18 and i know i'm still young and i'm currently dating a guy who is 31 and was my sisters ex and also my sisters best friends ex .yeah i know its crazy but this guy is super rich we were all there for the money but suddenly i fell for this guy and he also became madly in love with me .even my sister was shocked that he actually loved me and started spending so much on me. 

For about 2 months everything was smooth until he started asking for the cookie jar.i gave him excuses and all because he has slept with so many girls .he told me himself..so after that he was still fine with my decision but he still tried to make a move.now here are the problems i found out that him and his friends used to drug girls and have sex with them and that he killed a man over some money issues and his father covered that for him since he is well known and all and also how he killed a young woman for some juju stuff i cant go into details this guy doesnt work but i dont know where all the money comes from its just like manner he is always buying things but i can spend the whole day at his house with him.

 he never goes to work i have asked him severally where the money comes from and he says he is a car dealer.

i'm getting scared by the day i Have tried to break up with him but he laughs and says ''you are not going anywhere i am in love with you'' and that he has spent so much money on me and that one day we are gonna fuck etc ...i dont know what to do if only i could pay him back but thats not possible ..i hope blog visitors can advise me on what to do thanks.


WOW...How did you end up where you are now?Long throat for material things right?
I dont have any advice for you and i am scared for you.
Have you discussed this with your sister?
Do you think you are in danger?
Why do you still go to his house to spend all day ?



206 comments:

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em jay said...

Reading comment!
Brb.


******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

SMURF said...

Jesus take the wheel, and help out this year.

Jojo said...

Just negodu

Bich Its Michael said...

babes! babes!! babes!!! how many times I call Una? Gist dey! I say wetin? I say gist dey. haaaaahaaa *shaking my legs vigorously*. Make una gather make I knack Una Tory na. Abi una don find another job apart from amebo? You Emjay close your legs don't you know you are a girl. Iphie Dearie my baby and Martins Aboy my crush come and sit at the front. Oya the remaining ones of all of you shift to the back with your longthroat neck you'll still here me from there. I'll not die from body odour because I want to blow gist. Eheenn *relaxes, clears throat, twists my hand in the air, flutters my eyes, clears throat again*

So yesterday I had my first straight sex ever in my entire life - with my bestie who is a female. Started like play like play she put am bet say if she nack me I'll turn straight I do yimu give am. Event start, it took all of the begging Dasuki's wife is begging DSS for oga Jonny to respond *to those saying na small uncle I carry, I'm operating with 8.4 inches, gaan buy a ruler and see what your bf doesn't have* so when brother Paul come respond I inserted. jichurch class! Ewwww I want to throw up nau sef. Shit! it's so quiet in there and damp like river Jordan. I no gree move. I felt like a lesbian. Bestie nack me say make I dey go upandan. Go wetin? No, go wetin? I tell you say I no play well when I bin dey small? Go upandan because of why? Who die? Sha After like 7minutes of pleading say she been wan start to dey enjoy am I come gree move. I sha later complete job. I can't even believe I finally tried lesbian sex and there's no way I'm so going back there again. Ewwww Kai mbaaaa no nau. Gist dismissed.

Hold on, are you sighing? Wait, you are sighing? What were you expecting? Gist say I bang Dan Jozzy? Thunder fire your favorite uncle nkapi. Amebo? You see amebo? It wee kee you.

Dear Chroniclers, Jesus will fix it.

By the way I'm rocking my Victoria Secret paint today *fluttering lashes and swaying my weave and butts from side to side out of the post*

natt nathaniel said...

End time chro chro

Anonymous said...

Koronikus don land make i bood space hia
I dey go read post!
Papa G.

salt E said...

Poster 1: abeg keep ur virginity to urself, we don't want it again ogini? He has collected outside and he can't imagine himself coming to start training small chicken wey never mature abeg no vex.

Poster 2: what is the meaning of this self imposed problem?

Poster 3: if u see how I hate child abuse ehn, but no he's not d one abusing u u r abusing urself.I cudnt finish ur story, same way I didn't finish d first one,mbok goan read ur book.Do u think rship is beans?

Default Smile said...

Poster1....you need Jesus
poster2....you need Jesus
poster3.....you need Jesus....
26th comment 2016

Sharon john said...

Chronicle on point # side eye#

sassy chick said...

Janta manta kill and die..kaba kaba eh!

TAC said...

What did I just read??.....Poster 1 and 2,una no get problem at all,just read the third chronicle and dance shakitibobo

Anonymous said...

Poster 3 IS A DISCIPLE OF THE "I AM THE QUEER AND BUS OF THIS BLOG". tHAT IS WHERE GET THEM RICH LANDS THEM

Quiksilver said...

Poster 1. Tie your legs! See as prick dey make you vibrate. Lowkey mma inor...
Poster 2. At 26, you are this desperate? All ye "I must marry ladies", receive sense!
Poster 3. Long throat! Face the music.

OMALICHAC said...

Poster3 does it mean u have no job at all, u spend ur day in a man's house. You don't school abi kini. you need help oh.
Poster2 must you have sex. Hold ur self nd find a good man, get married then do it as u like.
Poster 1 hold on you re still young pls. Don't b too desperate to fall for d worst.

OMALICHAC said...

Poster3 does it mean u have no job at all, u spend ur day in a man's house. You don't school abi kini. you need help oh.
Poster2 must you have sex. Hold ur self nd find a good man, get married then do it as u like.
Poster 1 hold on you re still young pls. Don't b too desperate to fall for d worst.

Chidinma Grace said...

Hmmm! All these chronicles are epic! This new year will be terrible o.

IVORY 01 said...

Poster 1 you really need a hard knock! Like seriously?

Abosede said...

Stella has said it all.nothing more to add

Bich Its Michael said...

Poster 2. You are a binch. What is wrong with you? Do you think everything is about money? I'm so angry. How many of the world richest man were this rich as at when they got married? What is wrong with our generation and their twisted mindset? Don't worry. At 38 you'll be single as fuck that you'll be cucumbating will be all you know to do. When you see a guy with potential, marry the fuck out of him and when he begins to make it, make sure you get carried along in making it so you also have your own money albeit being submissive. That reminds me, you all should stop the fuck with that feminist thing. How many marriages has it helped? If feminism no help? Why not try submissiveness; the way God created it? Na we dey carry our hand do ourselves oh I swear. Poster three, you are stuck, as in, you are stuck heads in. Someday it will be you to be killed. There's nothing you can do. In short make I no talk wetin I no know. Na TB Joshua reach to advice you unto this one. Carry your chronicles dey go SCOAN. Poster 1 Gerarahia cos I can't remember what you wrote and can't go back to read before this comment disappears.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Poster 1,
Abeg go and get it from your crush..
Hian..
Inukwa story...

Poster 2,
Don't tell me you have only these 2 guys in your circle...
Gather more of them!...have like 10 boyfriends in 10 states of Nigeria..go out often and mingle...
Don't put all your eggs in one basket biko...that's how it's done!...

Poster 3,
How did you know he called those people you mentioned?....
Mtcheeww...
You are too childish!...
Meanwhile are you still a virgin?...abeg give him the cookie let him knack and make sure you collect more money from him...

reemah said...

Poster 3 Ahhhhhhhh!!!

White Diamond said...

Poster one:
You say you're still a virgin with the blood loss and all?
Issoriat!
By the way, if you're giving up your virginity because you suspect he's getting it from somewhere, don't forget that giving a cheat mind blowing sex daily, won't stop him from looking outside.
You have what many girls are looking for, a guy that is okay without pre- marital sex in a relationship, and you're busy looking for holes.


Poster two:
What do you mean by, 'already 26'?
Where are you rushing to?
No go enter gbese because of desperation o.

Poster three:
You were all there for the money, abi?
How old are you again?
Well, your case seems like a very pathetic one.
He's obviously a kind of person that won't accept being dumped.
You'll have to wriggle yourself out of this one.
May God help you.

#WhiteDiamondOut

JSBunny said...

P1- Pls do it so ur eyes will clear. Go and find something important to do to occupy ur time jor. That one no be issue.
P2- U say they are all unserious, are u that insecure that u want us to choose who u will manage? My dear, u are better than both of them. Look for ur confidence and leave those 2.
P3- hmm, love for material things! U don enter gbege! Maybe enlist ur sister's help? Don't know what to tell u.

telema said...
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tracy James said...

P1 forgive me but u r an idiot, u want to give out wat some girls wish they never gave,u better hold body till u marry,if u can't, na u knw...P2 get busy,learn a trade a better man wil come P3.. u r in a mess,let jesus fix it.

sexy mama said...

poster 1: try to occupy your mind with something important not sex.
poster 2: desperado
poster 3: see where stinginess, greediness, and love of material things has landed you.

Cynthia Iyede said...

3. 18 years old in so much mess! All because of material things. Stop visiting him and stop collecting his money and gifts. In short, run to God.

Lord help your children. @ 1 2 3

IVORY 01 said...

Here's another fellow at poster 3 that needs a slap! @18 you go chook head where people wey senior you chook head? Really? Who raised you? Your sister,her best friend, you all for one man cuz of money. Infact no advice for u,make the guy handle you. You put eye where your hand no reach.
All three chronicles are annoying.

Dimple queen said...

Sister virgina pls close your legs o, Aunty 26 no rush in rush out o, Aunty chop and confuse, it is well...

One trillion said...

End time Chronicles

Lola said...

Poster 3...end time chronicle

adepeju oke said...

Lord fix this in emails voice

olaniyan joke said...

Nawa oooo18 years old and ure already ruined ur life caus of materia things right?long throat oshi,u better inform ur family before they use u for money baraou.

Anonymous said...

Poster1- not all men like virgin girls. I advice you keep it. Sleeping wit u crush I bit he wouldn't value that. U n ur bf can kiss n do oda sexual activities. Porter3- u are in danger. One day he will use u for d juju..

Anonymous said...

3.You are dating your sister's ex.

That ex was also your sister's best friend's ex.

He does not have a job. But manna falls from heaven and he is always buying things.

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2. You can't marry a poor person because according to you 'no be stone we go chop after the wedding' but you have no job and no means of income so are seriously hustling for a guy who can be responsible for you as a liability?

But which sensible man wants to marry a burden, is life not a headache on its own?

Go and arrange your life biko, you bring nothing to the table and stink of desperation. Na una dey send chronicles, lamentations, revelations etc.

miss Aboki said...

Chronicles of stupid bvs.
Mtcheeew

Anonymous said...

Poster 3: You are going to have your head used for that juju that makes the money. If he killed other young girl for money rituals, why not you. But let me warn you that the moment you have sex with him, it will happen. the scripture says that "to whom you join yourself sexually, you are one with"; 1 Cor. 5. So you have to foremost stop taking any "blood money" or gift from him and begin to fast on a daily basis if you want to be free; yes you are already in captivity because you are a beneficiary of blood money knowingly.

POSTER 2: seek God in fasting and prayer; houses and wealth are inherited from parents but a prudent wife/husband is from the Lord. Even if you decide to give the other guy a chance, do not give him a chance in your vagina. If you do, you will scatter your good chance to obtain favor from the Lord.


POSTER 1; All I see here is a foolish girl. If you give him sex, be sure to rule out marriage from him or any of those "side brats" you are considering. I married at 28 a virgin and that is the best decision of my life. And to a lot of ladies out there, If you get saved and you are not a virgin, you do not need to bother about it for anyone should remain in the state that Christ found him/her; 1 Cor. 7. However, if you give out your virginity foolishly like this young girl, you will be full of regrets. Young girl fill your mind with God's word and discipline your flesh through fasting so that it will not lead you into sexual immorality. Your husband whoever he becomes, will respect you when you respect yourself. You said you "love this boy" yet you want to heap guilt upon him by this act.

Doppelgänger said...

Poster 1 since sex is your problem , awon guys dull outside help yourself with one.

Poster 2 Desperado!
He doesn't want to marry you leave him alone and perch elsewhere.

Poster 3 read a book.
He is suddenly into shady deals after eating his money. I really hope he deals with you.
He has slept with your sister and every other girl you know yet you mention love blah blah.
Get your head checked.

TOPSCANNER PRINTERS LTD. Suit 5, 2nd floor, Nobel plaza, opp art and culture (UTC), Area 10, Garki Abuja. said...

@poster 1 sex is not food, if you're so jobless all you think about is sex then do volunteer works.

@poster 2,keep calm God is a work in your life! Don't do what you will regret. (most of you serve God but don't even believe in HIM) *sigh

@poster 3, can't these 'so much money' take you out of the country? Nne run as fast as you can cause I'm scaredred for you... Hope lesson learnt though....

Nkooy said...

No advice for three of you because you lots need prayer not advice. #smh.

Mrs Albert said...

POster 1

im sure u r high on something..
uv found a guy thats not rushing you, u r rushing him
when he chops finish now and say hes not interested, tu will start fasting and prayer plus cursing
u better tie ur legs together with barb wire, if u cant hold ursef..

poster 2.
do not let anyone pressurise u into marriage
if u marry that current one now, u r IN FOR IT.. ull will rush out of the marriage even before u start it..
open ur eyes and search properly for what u r looking for and the right amn will come

Poster 3.

i dnt want to call all of u sick cos u r sharing each others man but U ALL R sick..
This case needs prayer ..cos the guy will hunt you down wherever u go
no need to report to police..waste of your time
look for someone that's very mature and can handle this situation and tell the person, so u can plan a way of setting urself free from this man
This one is end time boyfriend..

Anonymous said...

Ah speak my mind...greedy girls all over...poster 3.. I keep saying. Ladies if u have nothing to do with a guy walk out. .don't get attracted to the money. ..walk out from him and the money...now you have landed yourself in a big mess....well...go to your people and speak to them before something goes wrong. Speak out now. Talk to your sistas .dad mum or any relative...

Loveme Jeje said...

Narrator 1... boyfriend of 30 years crying for trying to penetrate virgin that dont want to be Mary Amaka.

Narrator 2..... very very desperate and just 26 years old. I wonder what 40 years old will do ooo. That means 40 years should kill themselves just like the 19 year old girl that was rejected by her boyfriend.

Narrator 3... the love of money is the root of all evil. Abeg enjoy it ooo. You cannot run, am sure the guy has used your destiny that is why you cannot escape. BIG EYES. See what you got your self into.

INSHORT, JESUS SAVE THE 3 OF THEM.

Uranium Beauty said...

Patch it Lord.

jasmine said...

Poster 1: just cover your face and let him do it once and for all since you want it

Poster. 2: calm down. Yes, u r not getting any younger but relax. Ur man will come since BF is not serious.

Poster 3: hahahahhaha, long throat things. You r in for it. Just turn to a born again and be serious about it

thelma enemuwe said...

thelma enemuwe said...
Poster....zip zip zip up!! Your emotions are playing tricks on you and you don't need succour to them....

Poster2....your post sinks of desperation,you Berra slow down and reevaluate your priority

Poster3.....na one chance you enter so o...when dem go dey tell una say all dat glitter s ain't gold,una not dey here.....see where longtroat don land you....u Berra cut all ties with the man if you truly value your life...
*faithful bv enemuwe thelma*

Lizzy T said...

Poster 1: too much of pornography and dirty talk is worrying you.

Poster 2: find a job first then watch the right men flow to u

Poster 3: you are the definition of long throat Pepsi bottle.

thelma enemuwe said...

thelma enemuwe said...
Poster....zip zip zip up!! Your emotions are playing tricks on you and you don't need succour to them....

Poster2....your post sinks of desperation,you Berra slow down and reevaluate your priority

Poster3.....na one chance you enter so o...when dem go dey tell una say all dat glitter s ain't gold,una not dey here.....see where longtroat don land you....u Berra cut all ties with the man if you truly value your life...
*faithful bv enemuwe thelma*

Somadina Obi said...

Poster One, When you loose it, Na you go still regret am bet me, Others I'd just read comment

Hopeful BV said...

Poster one, hope you remember Pastor E.A Adeboye's prophecy?
Poster 2.... if the married members of BVN ll open up to you and tell you what they are experiencing in this School of marriage eh!

Poster 3.... you have carried watin pass you. Enjoy your oju kokoro load.

Anonymous said...

End time Chronicles..

Briish Queen said...

well poster 1: yes your bf is getting from outside and you are his kept woman and he might marry you but as this sex dey worry you so, i think you should get high or tell him to do it to you cos as far as am concerned, every girl should try having sex (for the fun of it) before marriage and live their life, then settle into marriage although i know its a sin but girl at 20, you should be exploring your body and know what turns you on with your boyfriend (not waling up and down thou)
Poster 2: at 26? well i know the pressure is too much but dont rush into marriage and that 40 years old just wants to eat your cookie if not he would approach your parents directly if he wanted marriage but are you ready to be a live in wife for a philandering 40 years man who should know his right from his left? Goodluck
Poster 3: My dear run while you can, run fast, that guy is dangerous ooo, for him to even date your sisters friend, your sister and you... hmmmmmm, that guy can use you for blood money, i suggest if you dont have a major security or cant disappear, have sex with him as payment and run for your life as well as involve the police if possible, i dont like this your story at all, you are in serious danger.

*amaa briish queen*

I am king EZE said...

Pst 1. Nothing for u! Pst 2. Men don't marry jobless girls dis days look for a job first. Pst 3. U re datin ur sister ex,how low can u go. U knw dere is no out right? U knw all his secrets so it either u end up like that man ;dead or... just pray!

Anonymous said...

To the girl who is rushing to give away her virginity. Poster 1;

Why not prepare for marriage (if the boy proposes to you and you love him)? Why not put your courtship to fruitful use?

If all you are doing at this stage of your life is sex, sex, sex, what will you do when you get married? If all you do now young ladies is sex, you will be dumped and you will sulk and hate. If you do not prepare for marriage by knowing the man, you will end up with the short end of the stick and rush to send tearful chronicles.

I married my husband after 4 years of courtship without sex; we just did not go there. There were a lot to discuss;


1. Our careers; levels and who goes first for this and that degrees

2. Our finances; joint account with either to sign/taking care of our respective parents/ which relatives to admit and take up responsibility and which not to etc.

3. Our kids/ number (gender matters interference or not), discipline (he knew how to do it; my weakest point), schooling/fees etc.

4. Scriptures/prayers/fasting (fixed and did it together): Church denominational issues trashed; we should attend any but together etc.

5. Wedding; non denominational (had to bring the two families together), low key (invest the money instead of lavishing it in a day on frivolities)/ attires (no need buying an exorbitant wedding dress from UK and having it as a liability afterwards), we still reap the dividends from the savings from our wedding.


Really, we discussed a lot and we keep on discussing. We rarely had enough time each time we went out on a date. We do not remember sex and we really did not want to do it and appear hypocritical to ourselves and all. More than ten years of marital journey and with kids; I've got peace, lots of love and trust. If you tell me that you tell me that my husband was with a lady, I will laugh you to scorn. Is it not the same man who for 4 years was with me in the most secure and secluded of places and never attempted to undress me? The trust is mutual and we enjoy a very beautiful sex life. Marriage is beautiful if you plan it with God and stay resolved.

Anonymous said...

P1 - bUY A BUGE DILDO 'sit ur man down while he is watching you demolishing the wall of jerico of your's Gud luck.


P2-: e no get moni e no get that .. look hia i pity you ,U better do what u wanna do as time and tides waits no one.. otherwise single and mingle no go end sha u fit kip trying till 2070.But wait ooo how many bois u don born for your life wey your complain come berekete like this?Go for deliverance make Jesus fix your issue.



p3. Hmmm seh u know dis song!!Ole alapa ma sise
Ole daso iya bora sunnn
Iya tobi Ole ko romo bi
Ewa waye Ole lode ooooooooo...
Thats exactly who you are .OLE (Lazy slut) ,Thief (ÖLE) Bitch.
no worry dem go carri you do juju at last no be only you oo and your co-gold diggers,Am so sure its you and pipu like you who always call hardworking guy broke ass nigga seh??na money you want nah abi?No worry Dem go roast you for money rituals at last ni for sure' Repentttttttttt.......
Happy new year to All,
Papa G.

BIPOLAR ME said...

Poster 1. See how God is saving you from sin and it's consequences and you are pushing for it! What is wrong with the world?! You need to pray hard and continue to respect that guy who doesn't want to take your virginity. I know this post is about you thinking he is a "one minute man" and I am very sure this blog has fueled that thought somehow. Don't do it!

Poster 2..26? And you are under this much pressure? With the rate you are going, you will end up with just anybody on the streets. Why don't you focus on getting a source of income and watch reasonable men come your way.

Poster 3. Don't deceive yourself, you are not in love with that guy. If you were, you wouldn't be thinking of paying him back. And you getting with that guy at all shows your wiring is faulty. Leave that relationship before it leaves you DEAD.

Does my comment sound "off" to you?

Don't blame me..i am bipolar

Anonymous said...

Poster 1: life is all about taking risk..I know you love him and he loves you too..but don't get yourself messed up by having tots of he is gonna get it somewhere.if you want sex go get it from him or someone esle...better still I'd you can stop that crave for sex good...bottom line...do what makes you happy .......
Poster2: don't worry...you not too old ...you are still young and vibrant..get yourself something to do...you are making a mistake by not setting your clear cut objectives that's why you put all on men...its bad...find joy in keeping yourself busy...set goals for yourself and see your self happy when achieving them..
Poster 3: tell your loved ones about this development. I mean your dad..mum..sistas..don't keep silent..pls to all ladies don't let greed for money and fame push you to a state you be uncomfortable with ....i

Wrench said...

Sometimes when I read these chronicles, I get perplexed....are these for real?

Agbalu Al-Zahrah said...

P1: don't be in a hurry to lose it...u might regret it later on

P2: i feel yua getting married so dt u can get away from d hardship yua probably facing and trust me when i say this;if dts yua only reason for getting married you'll regret it

P3: yua 18 and not matured and yua dating a 31 year old guy???i already know how your story will end...

Next please!!!

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Poster two you remind me of my friend lol

Poster three better leave that guy. He wants to fuck you and take your destiny and you're still there smh

Agbalu Al-Zahrah said...
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Qutie said...

Poster 1

Donr ruin your relationship over sex. You will have a lot of sex later in life. Now focus on other things that sex

Poster 2

Make yourself the kind of person you want to be married to so that you can attract someone who isn't broke, playboy or a lot of problem

Then again remember it's one thing to be broke and another thing to be broke and have ambition. An ambitious man is a wealthy man because he will never stop until he gets his dream..


Poster 3

Hmmm

I'm even scared to comment on your issue

horlabisi precious said...

Poster 1, God will help you, @2 go get yourself job to learn or start from a trade. @3, God will deliver you, try to allow him to fuck you and runaway frm him.

Anonymous said...

Poster 1: Hmm...hope all is well?
Poster 2: Pity. U had beta not alow presure &desire 2 b a "mrs" push u into wrong hands/marriage. For gudnes sake,dre r ladies doing exploits @ 26. Get a job,lov urself,work on urself,if u r fat,hit d gym. Na wa oh.
Poster 3: Greed made u go 4 wat ur sista and her frnd left. Now u r seeking 4 a way out. Wonder y young ladies would kip hanging unto a man lik he owns their destinies instead of building demselves.
U knw wat ehn,d 3 of u need Jesus!


Cathryn Praise

haters-slayer o said...

I will just sit back,relax as I sip my pepsi long throat bottle, while I watch comments roll in.

Anonymous said...

I need help. I came from US to visit my bf in Nigeria. I like to walk around the house topless with just my panties on. Yesterday my bf was at work and I was home by myself. So I had just my panties on playing music and doing things around the house. I heard the door opened thinking it was just my bf, but he came home with 3 of his guys friends to meet me. But they all saw me in topless For about 10 seconds cos I froze. My bf quickly ran over to me and wrapped his arms and rushed me into the bedroom.

I got dress and met his friends. Since then my bf has been very mad at me and giving me cold shoulders. I don't know how this is my fault. I was home not in public. he has been angry that his friend saw what only him should see and now they will be looking at me with sexual eyes. I don't find any of his friends sexually attractive, my eyes are only on him. Please ladies, what can I do with this situation? It has been over 24 hrs and his attitude is getting really annoying that I am losing patience.

james sax said...

Funny Ladies. Dun ve an advice for any of none of you need(s) one, ve only got questions.
P1: You are madly in love wif him yet you still ve a crush you ve the urge to sleep with.Thought they said it's only guys that are cheats. Are ladies also cheats?

P2: Desperate sombori. Those forcing marriage on you, would they be there to bear your pains with you if peradventure you fall into a bad marriage?

P3: ehm, what was that your chronicle again? Ohk I got it. All the while he was spending on you and treating you like a queen, you never found out any of these things until he started asking for the cookie jar that was when you knew e has slept with many girls, he's a killer and some sort of bullshits. Now your question is, if you were the guy and you had a girlfriend like yourself, what would you ve done/how would you ve felt?.

Anonymous said...

Chronicles of life:
P1 u are damn lucky,when I was your age I fvck my way through,but u having a guy that loves u madt even without breaking your hymen,,,u are damn lucky.wish I had that kind of luck.

P2 we are almost same but for me I no get boyfriend don't know if something is wrong somewhere.but I better pass u bcos I have something doing.plz focused on your career the right man will find u.

P3 some girls are too lucky,wish I was lucky like this I started fvcking @ a tender age even b4 menstration start.but long throat no good just be prayerful because you are next in line.

Yummy chick cum mummy said...

p3, u don enter one chance with ur greed, p1, for ur own sake keep ur V, sex is overrated, no b food and if done wrongly, u might actually hate it.... p2, pls get busy with bettering ur life, 26 isnt menopause so chillax ......

P.s Y is every ish untop men............OGA o....

Anonymous said...

Long throat Pepsi bottle... Lol

MissPrettyW said...

Chronicles have landed, all na matters of the heart... P1,better tie your legs and pretend to be a mermaid or better still take plier and disvirgin your self ni since u are so hungry for sex, abeg wen sex turn to food wey if u never chop am your body no go well, all these small small children wey no get work... P2,abeg who dey pursue u, marriage is not a do or die affair so stop putting pressure on yourself.... P3, long throat naim wan kill u so, at least now u see say awoof dey run belly, oya na pick your slippers as I dey talk am so and start running o, this what we call OYO

calabar chick said...
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Anyafulugo1 said...

P1- My virgin sister take a chill, you will be the person that will be tired of s3x. Just relax since your BF is very understanding. What u don't know should not worry, so STOP having HBP that ur BF will sleep with another girl.

P2- At 26 years you are this desperate, na waoh. Lets assume God will give you 75 years on this planet, that means you have almost 50 years more to go. So why do you want to live those years in misery sweet heart? Take a chill pill, your own man will come your way in Gods own time. Get busy - you can enroll to learn hand work like... make up, sowing, cake making etc since there is no job in this our Obodo Naija right now.

P3- I feel you are playing with something that might even lead to your death if not handle it well. If not sheer greed and quest for material things , what in God's name will u be doing with a guy that have slept with your sister, her friend and other ladies. You need to take a sudden vacation far from where u are located.... visit a relative or something but for sure u need to leave this location where u are now to somewhere safe, don't even confide in any friend. You are dealing with a ruthless guy that have killed b4 and killing again will not be a problem. LADIES PLS LEARN TO CUT UR COAT ACCORDING TO UR SIZE, LOTS OF GIRLS ARE DEAD OR DESTINY ALTERED TODAY BC OF GREED AND INORDINATE QUEST FOR MATERIAL THINGS. BLOOD MONEY KILLS!

Anonymous said...

Emjays voice,thank me soonest

Anonymous said...

Poster1 keep your virginity and don't be foolish,stick to your boyfriend he truly loves you.Sex is not everything men seek.So be wise

Poster 2..I dont understand you, I just hate we African mentality,we see marriage as a do or die affair,because of our poverty mentality. The white don't go gaga for marriage, because lot of them are coming out of it.Get a job,and pray to God to send your own.Why should you be forcing a man to engage you! NAwa ooo .Your problem is MONEY not marriage,because you want marriage as an escape root.Shine your eyes

Poster 3- you are too greedy,I hope he doesn't kill you next...





Vick_chizy

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Reading mood activated, too busy to read, think and advice

calabar chick said...

Lmao!
Your advice to poster 2 cracked me up...

Omonigho said...

Poster 1 - abeg, u shuld be happy sef dt d guy is not d one demanding for s3x and he still spend on you and spoils rotten. Habamana, wat else do u want.

Poster 2 - 26yrs old and desperate to get married? Better be careful, go and see ladies older than you, still hoping on God.

Poster 3 - Olojokoro pikin na u be. Haba, somebody dt has slept with ur sister and her friend. Kilode? Stay dere o, cos na trouble u put urself. Enjoy it, after all, u have been enjoying d money from rituals and drugs with him

VIA MY LENS said...

@Narrator1:You are not a virgin stop deceiving yourself.How did you manage to hold yourself all these years only to start craving for sex just four months into a relationship..@Number2:In as much as I don't quite agree with oyibos way of life;I love their idea of how relationships ought to be.Don't go into a relation with marriage in mind.@3:You can't eat your cake and still have it;carry your cross alone.

pink lady said...

@poster 1,rape your bf!
@poster 2,na idleness dey worry you.
@poster 3,after you don chop money belle full,you remember say na ritualist in be*yimu*
Give me my own share b4 I advise you!

αʀօma said...

Poster1:why are you in a haste to have sex,sex is not food,wait for the right time,read and pray for the holy spirit to curb your hunger for sex,feed your mind with with the word of God and limit the things your watch or listen too
Poster 2: calm down..pray for the right man and he will come
Poster 3: I dunno what to tell you.. See what your greed has led you too, pray to God because only him can help you

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

*killed...

αʀօma said...

I dunno oo
None of them wrote anything about schooling...na wa oo

seniorita said...

All these underage girls following matured men,,, you girls should grow first..... haba...

Anonymous said...

Is it our fault that you are not sexy and look like a man???
My dear wait till ur 'holy'husband meet that attractive lady that will bring him on his knees.mtchewwww husband hyper

αʀօma said...

Will you give that advise if they were your children

Anonymous said...

All I see is poster 3...if only you learnt how to maintain a balanced view of money—regarding it as a means to an end rather than an end in itself—you failed to realize it is possible to enjoy a greater measure of contentment. The Bible warns that “the love of money is a root of all sorts of injurious things, and by reaching out for this love some have . . . stabbed themselves all over with many pains.”—1 Timothy 6:10.

Anonymous said...

My dear keep yourself, it all come down to choice right but remember fornication is a sin

GiftedTouch said...

Jesus fix it
I just keep wondering what the heck this teenagers are up to..*smh*

Anonymous said...

Lol @barb wire

Anonymous said...

No 3 u see wetin greed Dae cause,u actually think it's only wen this guy sleeps wif u that the juju starts working!!u might just b d next sacrifice!

Anonymous said...

Yes.. So many girls are regreting it

lastborn said...

Yimu, attention seeking

Usi said...

Poster1: No hurry in life. Thankfully, you have a boyfriend who isn't pressurizing you for sex so chillax. Let it go please.
Poster2: Stop being desperate,no hurry in life. At 26 you should know what you want and shouldn't bow to pressure of any sort from any quaters. Haven't you learnt from all the chronicles you read here daily? Be wise!
Poster 3. Who am I to judge you. You must cut of ties from him slowly and relocate temporaly if you have to. Meanwhile,you should talk to your family about this.

Anonymous said...

Fornication is a sin and you are here advising are to fornication
Na wa oo
I'm so glad we have a merciful God

Anonymous said...

I pray Jesus will fix tonight

Anonymous said...

*Try to allow him fuck you*
Do you think sex would fix everything... You need to change the way you think
She could "fuck" him and he would still do whatever he wants to do with her
She need Jesus in her life

ziona said...

Poster 1,U are a virgin in heat.wayward girl,better stick to ur bf that loves U.

Poster 2, y are you so desperate at 26.U don't even have anything to offer and U dey find good mine, hizz.go and get a job and then work on itself.the right man will come

Poster 3.at 18 U lust for money like this. At this rate that guy will kill U.U are a greedy girl. U know all these yet U sat down in his house. And don't give me that crap that U have not slept with him.flee before U turn to r.I.p

telema said...

What are you even saying?

telema said...

Lol queen

telema said...

*to*

Miss Ess said...

P1, sex is not food abeg, you don too watch fifty shades of grey it you don too read romance novel. P2, just be patient at the right time everything will fall in place. P3, your sister's friend ex, your sister's ex now yours, you are playing with boko haram bomb. Seek help asap.

Jenny Ekwe said...

Lmfaooo.. I'm lost for words. So u call sex with a girl Lesbian sex. Lmfao!!! U need epp.

Loveme Jeje said...

Chizoba come out of anonymous mode. No one is pursuing you or are you afraid your husband will seize your phone again

Blackberry said...

Poster one, use cucumber or carrot and puncture ur hymen, also use it to fuck urself if u scant afford a dildo..yeye girl, c as fuck dey horngry u..

Poster two 26 n under pressure? Marry yaslef or marry tree, shey u c whites r doing it?

Poster three..give him a reason to break up with u, cheat on him n flaunt it. Longerthroat.

Anonymous BVN �� said...

Jantamanta KILANJA...

calabar chick said...

Mscheew!
All these just to occupy space.

mambee said...

Wow!!!.all I see is poster 3.
Just negodu, the insatiable quest for material things. I fear for you. do all you can to leave that danger zone you called relationship. I pray you get out of it alive. God help you.

hmmmm





*no condition is permanent*

Anonymous said...

Poster2 at 26 i was single and fresh out of a relationship that wuld have been the worst mistake of my life if i had chosen to marry out of desperation. At 27 i got married to the greatest man i have ever had the opportunity of knowing today. My point is.... Don't let anyone suck you into desperation, work on adding value to yourself. As u are presently, u r most likely to only attract jobless people who have no ambition since you yourself are jobless. You want the best out of life, be the best you can be first for yourself.

Poster3... You are already in trouble. Once he sleeps with you, you are finished. Greed and absolute stupidity has led u here. Bettr start praying.

JustJewel said...

Emjay, lemme borrow your space.

Poster one- what is wrong with you??? U need therapy, is sex food? Are you feeling insecure all of a sudden? And to think you are only 20. Close ur legs jare. On the other side, the guy may have had an experience that traumatised him hence, avoiding things like that, so leave him and font force sex on him. Behave yourself smallie.

Poster two- you don't only need Jesus, you need to be hit with a heavy object on your head to rest your brain. Find joy in loving yourself and not in finding a man. So what should ladies that are 30 and above do and they have it worse than you. With all the free makeup and cake training here, u no see anyone apply for to boost ur self and create a career out of?

Poster 3- 18 years old??? Are u in school or have u decided to jump into the ashy biz? It is safe to say that you have pulled yourself into this mess and only God can pull you out of it. Have you told ur sister and whoever hooked you up that u want out? Didn't you see that his money had no roots before you jumped in? May God deliver you o before you become his next specimen for juju.

JustJewel said...

Haha haha! The only thing I saw here is cucumbating at 38...choi

Princess Scheherazade said...

Eeeehhh... Kabah kabah!!
I'm laughing without mirth...

Parents have really failed in bringing up their children.

20 year old sex hungry virgin, are you done with your education? mind over matter, child. Stop dwelling on sexual thoughts and the feelings will disappear, run away from sexually stimulating material too like erotica in books or movies. No let 'BVNs' tear u e-slap for this new year oh.

26year old desperate for marriage, somebody go definitely dash u e-slap for here. Better focus on building a career/business and being financially empowered. No man worth his salt jokes with a smart financially stable lady.

Poster 3.
E-SLAP!!!!
E-Koboko to your parents too... At 18, you're dating and spending the day at the house of a man who has been with your elder sis and her best friend and you all are after his money... At this age.!! Continue, till dem go use your head buy Bentley!

linda adaeze said...

Stella forget that are just 26 society won't let u be and girls now marry early.miss virgin go and give out so that u will rest mtchewwww

Anonymous said...

You've got to be kidding me...

Quiksilver said...

You are boring. Try harder.

Lizzy T said...

So how is this news? Please stop wasting space here.

Fumsoft said...

lack of self esteem everywhere,,, desperation, sex,money, smh. The 3 posters should wake up n smell the coffee biko.

Quiksilver said...

You are bipolar. Yes, you Telema.

Someone will open your yansh soon.

Lizzy T said...

God forbid it come near my dwelling. Don't u think it's too early to say negative things?

Anonymous said...

LMFAOOOOOOO. Best comment on life.

Mao Akuh said...

1. Pls keep it to avoid unwanted pregnancy (tie yr legs and worry not)

2. You need Jesus to help you indeed you are lost. Try come back this year and be closer to God.

3. Longer throat at 18 yrs? A drug addict? You don enter one chance and na only God will help you and pray so that you won't be used as juju.

Freshdew said...

Poster 3 I feel so sorry for you because you don't value your life, be there asking stupid questions. Better leave while you still can.
There's dignity in labor stop making yourself cheap and putting yourself in danger because you want to date a rich man. Start something today learn a skill; makeup, small chops etc and don't forget to flee.
Madam Virgin this is 2016, you better close those legs of yours. Are you prepared for the baggage that comes with the decision you are toying with; Pregnancy, std etc. Enough said

Mehn said...

Poster 2 you be real OLE... No job no life n you looking for made men. how is that going to be possible.. U v nothing u bringing to the table. we guys v wise up now no more fronting.in as much u cant marry a jobless man no one can ever marry u until u lay ur hands on sometin.

Anonymous said...

Haaaaa na wa o new year
Poster1-na wa m sorry fr u ur bf clearly says his cool woth it n ure ayng no u want to loose ot ok go n meet ur 3x now I dont understand ladies animore if he wants to have sex you people will still complain j say ure not ready now he doesnt want to you're stil complaining beta kill dose damn hormones was omce in your shoe younwont be happy you did.
Poster 2-hian people dont know marriage is jot everything in this life yh its good to get married bt wen ure really becoming desperate nahh thats not good at all youre 26 youre kist being bothered that everyone os gettong married and you aint people are different some dont get married till their 32 some 30 pressure on you il say this when you stand ypur ground no one can force you to get married when you dont want to they are not the one goin to be in the whole thingy but in your case youre desperate dont make a mistake youl regret for the rest of your life leave them both youl get a better guy and PRAY!!!!
Poster 3-sp you know all this and youre still dating him hian your sisters ex what k8nda rubbish is that lets leave that aside you're to young for all this rubbish I pray you yount dig your grave with your hands all because of money!!. *ANONYMOUS LAGOS GIRL×

Bianca BRUNO said...

Buahahahaha
Linda Eze u won't kill me on this blog ohhhhhhh
See advice!

Bianca BRUNO said...

Thelma with dis your personal info u dropped on a public blog, I hope that's not ur real picture?

Favoured O said...

Poster 1, Virginity that so many are longing for. By the way, how are you sure, you are still a virgin, with all the one, you have done. My advice, please leave that guy alone. At 20, concentrate on your studies, if you are in school, if you are in business, try to build it. Give your life to Jesus, its a new year and you can have a FRESH START.

Poster 2, as Stella has said, do not be desperate. I got married at 29. Who even determines getting married early. Only God knows when and who he has made you for.Give your life to Jesus, its a new year and you can have a FRESH START.

Poster 3 , hmmmm, at 18. Please, I wont judge you. I believe you need counselling. Please listen to Aunty Landa on Sharing Life Issues Special on Inspiration Fm Weekends at 6pm. Give your life to Jesus, its a new year and you can have a FRESH START.

Posters 1, 2 & 3 #FRESH STAR#

Bianca BRUNO said...

Nice advice to all.

Bianca BRUNO said...

Yawns
Yawner
Yawnest

Favoured O said...

Hi Stella, I suggest you sensor the comments of Bich Its Michael, cos they are disgusting, this is not drama ooo. Stella, there are SERIOUS MINDED and BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANS that visit this blog. As Lady Igo, don go on Sabatical, am here to fill in the gap.

Memo to Bich Its Michael.

Hi, I do not know if you are Male or Female. However, I will love to remind you to give your life to Jesus, this new year and have a FRESH START. There is absolutely NO gain in these escapades of yours. If this is an attempt to start drama, its not funny. I pray the light of Salvation shines into your life.

Bianca BRUNO said...

Buahahahaha
Are u sure u r not Odi d messed up girl?

Anonymous said...

Mentiion your husband name if you dare and see how many girls will tell you how they slept with him.

Haba everytime same epistle. U will be damn shocked continue

Damilola Okunlola said...

Poster 1 you are lucky to have a bf who doesn't want the cookie. Tie your leg together like a mermaid and get busy. Poster 2, why the rush, marriage is no joke, you rush in na rush out ooo. Keep calm,get busy and the right and the right man will come. Poster 3 see where greed got you, God help you

J.Ice said...

Hmmmmm na wa ooo.
Have been off and out. Only to return this new year with such Chronicles from young ladies.
Poster1 Virgin: that guy for now is d best guy for u.
Som1 must ve brainwashed u Witt xchanging true love wit sex. Or maybe u feel he's too good &esavs a reward.
Let me read other Posts2 & 3, I dey com bak.

Anonymous said...

poster3, Super good for you.

Longer Longer throat!!! Good for you. Awof dey run belle. Please enjoy it.

Shebi you guys can always say God forbid for me to be with a broke ass..... Now you've met rich ass kindly deal with it.

Best of luck dear....


PEACEFUL AND ENCOURAGING WIFE......

Anonymous said...

poster3, Super good for you.

Longer Longer throat!!! Good for you. Awof dey run belle. Please enjoy it.

Shebi you guys can always say God forbid for me to be with a broke ass..... Now you've met rich ass kindly deal with it.

Best of luck dear....


PEACEFUL AND ENCOURAGING WIFE......

Miss Bon said...

Poster 1: stop worrying about sex, start doing something meaningful with your life

Poster 2: calm down! if you were mature enough, you will know not to rush into marriage

Poster 3: I have no words for you, clean the mess you started

Tuscany said...

1.
Lol. Reminds me of myself bck in sch. I totally get the guy. Av tried on 3 diff occasions but mehn, even the pain on their faces wont let me continue. This particluar gal was sooo determined that 1 day she came with pear baby oil that whether i like it or not i must disvirgin her. Hian, we sha tried but no way. Well, me i know d 2nd reason and i think its same with ur bf. Hes big down there and that doeant help. Well, u can use deaperate measures sha cos i know that fire, it wont let go off u except by Gods grace.
2. 26? Lmao. My sis gt married at 33 and shes happy and has amazing twin boys now. She had a bf that wanted 2 be doing anyhow cos he thought since she was 31, if she leaves him where wld she start frm. But she dumped him, the guy beg taya but my sis wont budge and my dad supported her like mad. He told her hes not complaining and she shldnt feel pressured and make mistake. My parents hav been married 45yrs now so he knows what hes saying.
Just get busy and leave both of them dear. Theres that guy looking for u and willing to buy suya 4 ur frnds 2 just get ur number and be on their good books.
3. That shld be a lesson to all those that like to chop money. My aunt always says if u wont date a guy, never collect anything from him else he will feel used and might want to take frm u by force. Its ur type the emir of kano was talking about when he said alot of people have lost their morals. U dare date sm1 thats dated bith ur sis and her frnd? U hv laid ur bed so enjoy ur sleep.

keyjeh loves sdk bvs said...

Choi!
Where did you come from?
You're a CASE..

Fuck you said...

It's bitch...itiboribo

SuperMom said...

what's wrong with all 3 posters? are u all related? You all carried these ideas, myopic thinking and craziness into the new year.
poster1 warris wrong with u? curb ur libido. occupy your mind with something else. think on how to be productive this year. and take that sex tots out of ur head. what happened to sex outside marriage is a sin? the world outlook on things might change, but the word of God remains the same forever. Han!!!
Poster 2. who do you? rearrange your thinking. marriage is not what u think it is.
poster3 @18? u already have this kind of drama. wetin na? ain't you in school? leave that man and his threats.

Fuck you said...

Poster3...ure just an idiot wen I was 18..I was praying to God to get admission to school...
Poster2...I know ur type..u seem like an illiterate
Poster1...peer pressure...I must belong...sex comes with a lot of things..

Non non said...

wetin be stinginess for d mata now?

xxxTrinityxxx said...

God help you smh

xxxTrinityxxx said...

I swear! Poster two us just dying in silence when she can get it elsewhere

em jay said...

Mtewwwwwwwww!
Annoying chronicles.
Poster3, u be d guts to date ur sista's ex, small girl like u, ur cane dey fire.

Poster2, that's wat u get wen u re desperate.

Poster3, hungry virgin, u need delivarance .

tessbaby said...

Smh.

kerry okoye said...

Lol....carry on!

kerry okoye said...

Kai! ur just a realist...,hahahah

kerry okoye said...

Awon Sirius sheck up oooh....

Anonymous said...

3, that guy might just be feeding you fat for a sacrifice. I feel for you. Run!! Run!! Run!! To MFM and ask to see the pastor. You are already brewing in hot soup.

Anonymous said...

Poster 3: You are from a family of THOTS! I bet you and your sisters and friends have orgies with men. Bloody runs girls. You havent given the ritualist the cookie jar,really? How about you tell that story to the gods!how can a girl date a serial murderer bikonu?iranu

Anonymous said...

Loool...I can't stop laughing at chronicles lamentation and Revelation part...my dear people are too dependent on others.

Anonymous said...

1 million likes

Iphy Yaw said...

Poster 1: Desperate to loose virginity.
Poster 2: Desperate to marry.
Poster 3: Desperate to eat where she didn't sow (longer throat).
Carry go you all, when your mates older & younger ladies alike are thinking of how to better their lives.

Anonymous said...

3rd narrative. Pls give your life to JESUS. That's d only way out.

DON -G said...

@ poster1 Romans 12vs1-2 says:
KJV:I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service

KJV:And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
@poster2:God's time is d best never be in a hurry cos those who are always in a hurry die hurriedly. Hmmmm poster3:na u sabi o

Seriki Abiodun said...

Poster1:u must allow DAT guy to disvirgin u not anyone else.
Poster2:At age 26 u don't have any serious relationship,u need to dispatch those guys asap and pray for a good one.
Poster3:u better run for ur life or else dAT guy will use d drugs on u or even use juju on u sef and don't be deceive DAT he luvs u oooo.

Sensa Greene said...

Loooooooooooooool

Martins Aboy said...

@ poster one;the only time A man derives joy in breaking A woman's virginity is when he is married to her..

Apart from that;no man would want to go through the phase of doing that cos of so many reasons..(spiritual bonding,sight of blood,stress of breaking the hymen,taking responsibility for initiating the lady to the reality of life etc etc)...

So thats actually what the youngman is running away from!!

On your own side;Babe its too early at your age to start craving sex upandan..

Keep your mind busy,and think about your career..focus and build it up,then other things can follow..There is actually more to life than sex at this your age!!

#Goodluck

@poster two;you only need A husband simply because there is A lot of void in your life..you dont have A job and you actually think when u get married;thats the end of your sorrows!! But sweetie;it doesnt work that way...Marriage is good;yea but it isnt always rosey..and it isnt and wouldnt be the best achievement in life..

Now ask yourself;what will you hold on to if the going becomes tough when u finally get married without a Job??

Would you now go back to square one??

Advice: Build up yourself and watch real men come for your hand in marriage..you would even be the one to make the choice of whom is up to your taste or not..

Every man loves and admire A successful woman;so work on yourself and your career so you dont put all your eggs in one basket;just incase of the rainy days.

Best of luck as you make the right decision..

@MARTINS ABOY

ellé said...

Ensure to send in ur chronicles when ur ass starts licking!!!

Anonymous said...

Poster 3, lemme tell u what that guy is doing, he's using ur *irawo* googel that, and he doesn't have to sleep with u to even do it, shebi u are collecting his money? Smh siddan there are be talking about love ode, when u start drying up like bonga fish you will know. Common dissappear from that guys life. ASAP if u still value ur life. Namsense

Quiksilver said...

Nawa o. Ajoke with black lips and brows, easy on the gbagz.
All "L" to that "materia"
We know you are Yoruba, stop typing in Yoruba accent!

Iphie dearie said...

Madam Virgin,i hope you get to read this.
That man will get you pregnant..stop!

Hope you know just a little drop of his fluid will get you preggie if you are ovulating?

A hymen Is not a wall...it is not a closed hall way either. Don't get yourself pregnant and come crying that you have never had sex....

J.Ice said...

Poster 2: At 26yrs u r young yet not too young to be married. I sure can relate wit d presures around u to settle down.
Most 9ja men ain't xposed enuf to date/marry a lady who ask to define d rshp dey seek to enter, Especialy wen d guy is stil hustling or wants to eat &go.
If u r almost 'made' + a complete wife package, dey wud rush u.
Please leave dt older man.
Best leave d 2men.
Aply 'sitdown look' approach.
Wait patiently wit God as continue to xcel in positive areas of ur life.
Ur man wud come. It wud be worth d wait.
Avoid relatives or friends dt pressure u.
If it coms from ur immediate loved ones dt u respect, just hear, don't reply or cry.
U desav to be happy n u shall be. Ur smile shall neva fade. Amen!
And please don't even feel sad or envious over any 1 in a serous rshp or wedding ceremony.
U read chronicles so u can imagine wat it feels like for most in d marriage.
Christ is ur rock and in Him alone u find a fulfilled union.
Thanks

Hmmmm Poster3, I dey com.

J.Ice said...

God's grace is ever sure. It abounds. Yet I stil tel my younger female friends dt d Grace in circulation 1999 tru 2009 is nolonger there.
I can't imagine if u sleep at night cos of unknown fears.
1st I am against dating a friend's Ex not to mention one's sister not evn for 'runs'. If na so una for fit do threesome na.
See wat 'big eye' can cause.
2tins r involved.
Surrender all to Jesus, tel him u ve found Christ, preach to him to turn his ways, let it be seen u r a new creature. Tel ur clergy abt it too. Then u ve a good reason to walk out. If he tries anytin negative, it won't work.
Or u use common sense to find ur freedom.
Whicheva way, I wish u safety n longer life wit no negative bonds.
Thanks

J.Ice said...

Hehehe JustJewel uu too like bad tinz.

telema said...

Pls quicksilver what my business with you?i came to this blog to have fun and not to fight.
Biko leave me.

Daddys Gal said...

I love you more for this comments

Nk said...

Lolzz una dey vex oo,choi!

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Biko shut up Lady IGO always going under anonymous to hype herself...
Go read your bible if you are a born again christain and leave blog the hell alone!...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Tales of a broke ass!...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Ignore ignore ignore!...
The earlier some women start ignoring all these men,the better for them...
I know someone that brings in his friends to peep while making love to his girlfriend...he was enjoying the stupid act not knowing he will eventually wife the girl one day...
Guess what?they just got married last week and all his friends have seen his wife's nakedness...

Anonymous said...

Poster 2: I am 27. Just got out of a relationship I tot would lead to marriage . But am beginning to think God rescued me out of it. My ex left a huge void in my life - and after grieving, I decided to fill that void with our Lord Jesus.

Instead of obsessing over when And how my man would find me , m choosing to achieve my dreams , save my next million, and to love myself and God has really helped.

Ur priorities are wrong . Instead of looking for a rich man ,why not broaden ur scope to a man with potentials ? A focused and ambitious man? Because let's be real , the rich marry themselves ( also has to do with parents approval). Nobody wants a gold digging liability. So focus on bettering yourself

Tips - seek God and his righteousness and all other things shall be added unto you.

You shouldn't go finding a man , go and find God instead and he would find you that man . Meanwhile , don't forget to live ur life.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahaha...
This anonymous we ate tired of reading this your fairly tale...

Anonymous said...

Attention seeking fool.The poster is a lady just looking for attention.Gay ko gay ni.

Nmasinachi said...

Poster 3, at 18? Your sisters ex? well, he is a ritualist you said? Get ready, because you just might be his next offering. As for your sister and her friend, their destinies may have been tampered with. The Lord is your strength.
Poster2 desperate at 26? Okay. What was I doing at 26 pls? yeah, getting my second degree and certification. Please equip yourself, and let the right man find you.

Anonymous said...

Posters 1, 2, 3......you are all daft! Read my lips....daft! Mtchewwwww

Ebikzy1 said...

P1: I love ur sincerity. Nothing like "I'll form mermaid till marriage". The thing is, u sleep with ur crush and u risk the relationship you know might lead to something worthwhile. It is ur desire that ur bf deflowers u(good choice), why not decide on a day u both drink to almost stupor and u do the do? By then the fear or whatever is going ur bf's head would be relaxed and before u know it...bingo you're no longer a virgin. My 2cents.
P2:I keep asking myself this question: do people get paid for being a couple? It really baffles my at rate ladies wanna jump into marriages not minding if the marriage would last for a decade or less. I can understand the kinda pressure some ladies do pass through in their families so I won't judge u. Ur name might just be 'Ada'(first daughter) so ur parents wants u to relive of some financial burdens but u just might have a very expensive price to pay with the way you're going about it. Don't let ur situation to be like that of P3. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH A LIFETIME DECISION.
P3: First of all, why did ur elder sister left the guy for u? Or just ignored her warnings due to greed? From ur write-up, the guy is flowing with so much confidence about having sex with u. So STOP thinking its because you've been saying no that's why it hasn't happened. He's just waiting for the time to do it. Unfortunately I don't believe in ritual nonsense. Its cool that you'll get to learn a very important lesson about being greedy at a very tender age. Live the moment while it last and take whatever comes ur way.



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yasmeen s said...

Haha poster one..what sort of,rubbish are u chanting? Y this,desperate..y do some crave this lyk preggy craving for sweet or ice cream ? Tie ur legs jare..even d man isn't as desperate

Anonymous said...

The chronicles are getting more stewpid by the day...mcshweeeeeeeeeeew

Rib said...

Anon 15:16 you took d words right from my mouth. Poster 2 is just like those that send in chronicles of how their husband treat them like trash becos they have no job. Despicable desperado.

DOMINA said...

Poster 3 after he uses you for money, there will be no hand nd phone for you to type your chronicles again. Go and stay with your cousins for some time

Anonymous said...

Poster 3 the consequences r fatal. Look for lady igo 7 day fast a lady was in your same predicament. Don't fun pillar to post and meet false prophets. You need to curse greed desire and meditate on finish work of Christ. He is dangerous break soul ties

Quiksilver said...

Why did you delete the comment? Nton!

Dre said...

I don't know how people type advice for these sort of Chronicles. I'm sorry to say this but Stella, these Chronicles don't deserve your red pen. You are becoming too nice these days.

Ekunie Ify said...

Poster 2,you are not telling us the truth about your age, at 26 you want to get married, you are old, when your mate are still in school, hustling to better their lives your own is marriage.

Poster 3. Na for lattin I de laugh you because now that you have understand this guys way, you are in for it and I don't know whether to wish you rest in peace or not oo, what a shame, at your age you are dating someone who once dated your own sister, a killer for that! shame no de una family? Because of money. So u need advice abi, babalawo that is going to pound your pieces inside muter in doing press up.

Rib said...

Anon 15:26 na wa for you o. It seem tou typed this your epistle somewhere and when chronicle that befit it is sent in, you just copy and paste. Who does that? I have read this your epistle more than ones here and i just wonder why you can't give us something fresh or better still type it from your head if truly it happened.

Ekunie Ify said...

Thelma my love where have you been, I saw your post last year and I actually dropped my contacts but Madam Stella no enable my comments oo, not even one

Rib said...

@pink lady.....lol at give me my share before i give you advice.

Obed Nwafor said...

Wetin dis girl dey yarn abeg vamoos lesbian sex kor mcheeeeew

Anonymous said...

Poster 1,u are 20 something rite? Find the right guy, whomever u are with now is not man enough!! We only live life once and if u feel like it's the right time for u then it is. Am sure u are fully aware sex had its advantages and disadvantages. That been said STELLA can u pls give some real advice here sometimes?

Obum said...

Linda your reply was very unnecessary. Everyone has a right to air their point of view. If we had only uncouth,evil views it would be too unbalanced and pls it is very obvious she is not Lady IGO. GOD BLESS!

Anonymous said...

@ Martins,I like to read your posts. You would do well studying Psychology or Sociology.

Anonymous said...

Was your husband a vigin? Is the,scripture only meant for women? Nigerian women with low esteem! Does your virginity stops him from having side chicks? Mary magdelene was no Virgin, the lineage of Christ was from Ruth who seduced Boaz.
And what myopic thinking do you have that husbands don't respect their non Virgin brides? Did they practice their sexual powerNess on themselves? After the hymen is broken, is it not finished?
All e-virgins, stop coming here to deceive readers with your chasity after doing all the foreplays in the bedroom, known to man, except penetration, you still open your mouths to call yourselves virgins? Go and read the Bible very well to know the meaning of virgins! NO MAN SHOULD SEE YOUR NAKEDNESS BEFORE MARRIAGE, ONLY YOUR HUSBANDS! If you go by dictionary definition, no intercourse, meaning I can have anal sex and call myself a virgin. Or go for reconstructive surgery to put back my hymen! Who will I be deceiving if not myself? GOD CAN NEVER BE MOCKED!

Anonymous said...

And why men don't regret it ladies? And who told you that many are regretting it? Is sexual sin the only sin in the world? The scriptures and morals is for both sexes! On the day of judgement, we would all be judged equally! Stop giving men too much power over yourselves, women!

Anonymous said...

And the men that have sex before marriage are not fornicating also? Fornication is solely for women? Preach to both genders!

Anonymous said...

Lies! Lies! Lies! Anonymous 15:26! All you do is discuss for 4 years anytime you visit each other? Where is the spark? Chemistry? When you have feelings for each other, there is this urge to touch and explore, unless, there is no attraction whatsoever and you are getting married for different reasons. Gays marry to cover their acts and will gladly not talk of sex wth you, using religion. Some have ED, and will be glad to abstain from sex, using church to cover face.If the man is not getting it from you, he is getting it somewhere! Mention your husband's name and wait for the revelations. Ignorance is blissful. Continue to live in your cocoon. A friend works in a hotel, his tales will leave you gobsmacked! My friend was servicing his ex gf who met a man who said they should practice no sex before marriage. They got married and have a son now.

Anonymous said...

Ignore him! In this time of technology, why didn't call or sms ahead to let you know he was coming with guests? He is being jealous! My take, go back abroad and forget him! He will not wife you because Nigerian men can be so stupid. My neighbour and his wife mistakenly saw my nakedness by one stupid mistake, I pretended not to see them or know! Sometimes. I feel like slapping their faces whenever I remember because they have the habit of looking into people's home through their balcony or when going down the stairs. My friend has complained several times, that he closes his blinds. Is it today they are seeing breasts?

Anonymous said...

All THE hypocrites calling themselves Christians! I am yet to get over the Anonymous posts of 2015! Nigerians Christianity is synonymous to a social outing and status.mschew.

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