Ladies, please come and tell them about those things they do that turn women off generally. Name 'em,shame 'em!
This post might help some men to make something good out of their Valentine and every other day.....Ooops,the Valentine word again..LOL.
-A man with slimy smelly breath thinking his mouth is God's gift to women..OMG...WTFucking ish.
-Check your armpit and get rid of that forest you have been saving,there is no inheritance in there and please stop attaching hair to being a man,you smell of horrible sweat and your armpit hair looks so dirty it could compete with a blonde weave!
-Forcing her head down your privates when she attempts to blow you and then you turn your head away when she attempts to use same mouth to kiss you.
-Stop locking your phone.come to equity with clean hands...
I could go on but let me leave your to voice yours.
Women,You are next tomorrow,the men are gonna call you out!
Waoh...ladies!! Where do you guys pick up your men from...
ReplyDeleteMy hubby , born, bred, buttered in this Naija. 10 years and he still does all these....I'm teaching my son to be like his father, too
So nope, Chivalry isn't dead!
P.s...I never forget to smile at him and say 'thank you, my love'
Small boy... wait your turn. And BTW ur mum is a chimp
ReplyDeleteSmokers spitting phlegm, awon elede
ReplyDeleteU go get that in ur dream land
ReplyDeleteSome of dem boxers be smelling like iru ogiri
ReplyDeleteU simply dont love him or na ebina
ReplyDeleteBO and Mouth odours are turn off plus forming 2 busy to call, even pretending to forget memorable events like Bdays just because you are a broke ass.
ReplyDeleteBO and Mouth odours are turn off plus forming 2 busy to call, even pretending to forget memorable events like Bdays just because you are a broke ass.
ReplyDeleteBO and Mouth odours are turn off plus forming 2 busy to call, even pretending to forget memorable events like Bdays just because you are a broke ass.
ReplyDeleteMeee toooo
ReplyDeleteMen & their nonsense sexual moves, why lick ear wey be say e don reach a year d owner don clean am? Anyway dick wey don enter canal some girls don suck am tire
ReplyDeleteAs in... Some men are just so childish. Gosh it's irritating
ReplyDeleteThat is eh! Stella iz so creative
ReplyDeleteAnd you are still there?
ReplyDeleteHad money ke? Get b4 no be property ke
ReplyDeleteNot always. But some people don't just understand privacy.
ReplyDeleteMangled baby frm her vagina? How????? Na pestle dem take do d aboushan ni?
ReplyDeleteMEN WHO PUT THEIR FINGERS IN THEIR ANUS THRN GIVE ME TO LICK,MEN WHO HAVE SAMBISA FOREST UNDER THEIR ARMPITS,MEN WHO FART BETWEEN EACH SENTENCE,MEN WHO MAKE ME PAY THEIR HOUSE RENT THEN DON'T ALLOW ME TO SLEEP OVER.
ReplyDeleteNorthie love, I always say on this blog that I am not Mrs Oxford. The word in my context is "Groping" and not grappling. Curtail your oversabi, e nor dey pay. I can see that you are almost at the brink of committing suicide with my yab. You have cussing all over the place and throwing tantrums like a 2year old whose chocolate was snatched. Kpele tata.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, I might have said something to you in passing then but that's it for me. It stops at that very moment, unlike you who has been holding a grudge for long. I only got to know of your creation today on that food post.
Thanks dear BVs for the correction.
Hahahahaha!!! Very bad. Plus the ones that don't flush toilets too. Very irritating.
ReplyDeleteYeah it's suffocating
ReplyDeleteMany guys are dirty
ReplyDeleteTheir houses are usually messed up so they find chics to woo who will help them tidy up.
I hate guys packing the groin of their trouser too. What's that?
Another turn off is speaking bad English and womanizing
ReplyDeleteHope u are as hawt n as spotless as Kim K west
ReplyDeleteIt's actually GROPING @ madam ITK oversabinus north something something
ReplyDeleteCorrect yourself before you correct others.
My last visit to Nigeria meet a guy that was introduced to me by one of my friend,he has most of the quality I wanted in a man but menhhh the body odor eeehhhhh no be here oooo chai,can't deal abeg,each time he comes around at my house I dey always vex but don't know how to tell him to stay away,I had to opened up to him one day oooo naso the guy tell me say he don try many things but yet no way,and did I forget to say he is also a dirty guy,dispite the education and exposure ,dressing zero! so lousy,be sweating everytime for armpit,the guy is just chubby oooo not llike he is too fat
ReplyDelete@north... Look for clay and mould him yourself
ReplyDelete1.I hate big tummy in men
ReplyDelete2. Folded meat-like scalp
3. Sweaty men
4. Sweaty scalp
5. Some men have ducked d universe yet they can't kiss. They will be grinding their teeth on your teeth or try to block your oxygen supply by kissing your mouth n nose at once. Or rub saliva all over your face
Very disgusting.
5.some guys have straw-sized sick. Instead of hiding it, they will be using it to sleep around. Who will derive pleasure from such a miniature organ? Babe's just pretend if they need something else from. They will tell the guy that he is the best n he stupidly will believe them. I laff in parables. Let me catch any toaster like that near me. He will tell me if they sent him from my village.
Lmao!sdk pipo had killed me ooook chai see comments ooooo chisos is lord, pls bring me some more pop corn sdk for ever, Stella abeg your initiative eeehhh I hail mama !dem don finsh men today.
ReplyDeleteShe answered the question . She doesn't like men who want to fuck without paying the bride price.
ReplyDeleteLet's see, you guys got the hair covered. But there are some unsexy trends that guys want to force down our throats as sexy.
ReplyDelete1. Skinny pants; mbuk, someone should explain why a full grown man with moustache should wear these elastic atrocities and call it sexy.
2. Sagging; there is nothing sexy about showing the world your "clavin Kline" boxers or worse your butt crack. It does not move me one bit except in the opposite direction.
3. Fake accent; I get it, the British accent is sexy, ditto American (nothing beats the French though) but please don't do that "you gonna wonna" talk. Very unsexy. Even if you're a rapper
There is one other thing that I cannot deal with. For years women have preached about men becoming sensitive and now we have men who have become over sensitive. The kind that cries if you talk to another man, bursts into poetry when you fart, remembers every detail right down to the anniversary of when you pooped at his place...please, save all that emotion for Sunday service!
And you still hid under anonymous to rant.
ReplyDeleteSticking fingers into girls mouth without washing your hands or disinfecting it.
ReplyDeleteOught to b erotic.but u ve to ve clean fingers
Also sagging pants.and eyesore
Have u dated any Micheal before, dat guy na die,
ReplyDeleteU know any Micheal, dat guy go press u like say u no be human
ReplyDeleteThis your foul mouth s d reason y you don't have a bae. Shut up and learn now
ReplyDeleteMaybe there s still hope for you
Oh shush
ReplyDeleteNorth dakar you spilled in your tenses as well. Why would she 'keeping learning' nwanyi ibe m? You should have given her the correct adjective which is grope. Nne, no one can claim monopoly of the English language. So shut up.
ReplyDeleteOops,Richard!!!is it that bad????
ReplyDeleteJeez I'll just go dumb. If I have to 'KEEPING READING' all these gbagauns.
ReplyDelete@ white berry, yur so right. Pride, talks too goddam much n LIES....off off off!
ReplyDelete*as*
ReplyDeleteYes, men should show respect to ladies, men should respect their spouse's body too, no pinching of nipple no more....noted
ReplyDeleteHhhhahahahah
Men should respect ladies, and give their body the best treat...
ReplyDeleteNoted. No more pinching of nipple...
Anonymous 18 25 your slutty maggot infested pussy mother is a chimp. Pig whore like you
ReplyDeleteI can relate.....
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 17 11 you must be one of the ugly chimps am talking about mega aunty gwegs with hairy armpit
ReplyDeleteMany of una here totoh dey smell sef... Una dey form posh lol
ReplyDelete@shantell
ReplyDeleteI have beards ooo but properly trimmed though but i pass for all the rest...shines teeth
Is people like you that will finally marry 'Shrek' as husbands
ReplyDeleteD only door he will want to open is the one btw your legs...and d only thing he wuld want to pull out, are your panties!!!
Choi..that ear licking turns ne on like crazy. The day my ex tried it....mehn i was on cloud nine. Well as they say diff. strokes for diff. folks.
ReplyDeleteMy dear I succeeded in unlocking the fone and what I saw almost gave me a heart attack...didn't know he has been screwing this girl and sent the details to his friend matter of fact he screwed the girl today when he said he was going to watch man.U match...I'm sooo waiting for him.
ReplyDeleteBroke men turn me off,d last I dated was a broke guy, was even trying 2 pity his sorry ass my giving him money twice but I realized he ws using me m so collecting my money back
ReplyDeleteHehehe, spot on anon 17.30
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha....OMG!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're sounding kinda bitter...Let GO of the pain!
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteHahaha...è pain u??
ReplyDeleteBreak bottle and scatter on man head?
ReplyDeleteThat's insanity!!!
I'd rather pick up my bag and run outside and break the bottle on his car and scatter the whole thing 'outside the house' where people eye -wey go stop am from hitting back- dey before I run patapata go my house!
Hahaha, chi'm oh.
ReplyDeleteCan't date a guy that sweats and have that map of Africa on his shirt under arm
ReplyDeleteI noticed too
ReplyDeleteReal omata packing.. Yuck
ReplyDeleteY'all got daddy issues
ReplyDeletenot giving me attention wen I need it, not requesting for kiss wen am upset. follow come mouth odour, smelling shoes n dirty undies.
ReplyDeleteStella, abeg i wan ask other bvs, is this normal? My man dey chop toto like tomorrow no dey. He even spends at least 45. Mins eating pussy before sex. That shit annoys crap outta me. The sex is good yea, but he eat too much otu... Lol... How do i tell him i don't like this?
ReplyDeleteNwa amaka, this your boo must don twist your nipple to 360+ degrees, so teh e dey focus again, Yet you go come here for sdk dey vouch for him abi hahhaha.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 23:00 na wa for you o. When na the eating most women dey look for. But when it takes too long it becomes painful though.
ReplyDeleteFingering me or sucking my ears. Yuck! I just imagine all d bacteria on ur hands u are introducing into my vagina. Play with my clits but please DO NOT put ur finger into my vajayjay. Turn OFF!
ReplyDeleteWhy are a lot of young females addicted to this 'nzu'? All the girls I know from 25yrs down are addicted to that. Ma'am, abeg help us find out wetin women see on it.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Eka.
ReplyDeleteIyke, shurrup your mouth and endure. Lol
ReplyDeleteI hate the liars. And they think they are smart. You can just see the holes in the story glaring at you. Such a turn off!
ReplyDeleteYou're joking!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo brushing? Just Listerine????
My God. So how was he getting rid of that thick skunk that coats his tounge?
By scraping it back into your mouth while kissing, nyamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa vomits, women una dey try
Better tell him.He probably knows, but comparing himself with bigger "bellels", instead of the flatter ones.
ReplyDeleteOMG, lmfao...... Warris dis
ReplyDeleteGuys that don't rub cream annoy me alot.. why won't you rub cream? You prefer to look like willy willy in this dry season in the name of masculinity? Tufiakwa
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