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Saturday, 13 February 2016

Saturday In House Gist(s)

Today we have a stand alone gist and hopefully there will be more tomorrow...if not then till next week!...Astalabista baby!

*Side eyes*






STAND ALONE GIST
KU BARI


I remember when we were in school in the cold city of Jos, in Plateau State (oh...how I love that city). I was walking to school  with  friends. A little flashback before this day. Madmen and women had become a little bit rampant 

then, and we were wondering were they were coming from, and why. Anyway, as we were talking a madman was coming towards us, and as he reached us, he grabbed one of my friends nearest to him,  and kissed her. 


OMG!!! 

It was gross. She screamed and slapped him. When he ran away, we sympathized with her, but our sympathetic faces gradually burst into laughter. 
When we got to school that day, she was brushing her teeth, (she bought brush and toothpaste on the way) and we were giving the rest of the class gist about what happened, someone told us that she and her mum went to the popular farin gada market, and as they entered, a madman was in hot pursuit of a woman that sold tomatoes in the market. 


When he caught her, he quickly undressed her, and slam, he was inside. People ran up to them and was separating them when the woman started screaming in Hausa 'ku bari, ya riga ya shiga ciki ciki' meaning "leave him, he has already entered inside inside".

 Whoa!!!

Since then, when I see a madman coming from far, I normally cross to the other side of the road, unless I'm in a car.



The winner i told to send me account number and do it yesterday,i didnt get your email ooooh.....If this is the only person who sends in and gets 20 legit votes for trying,then it will receive the winning 5k.



34 comments:

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    1. Can someone tell me who d winnerr stella was refering to.probably d person didn't see it

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  2. What a disgusting story. Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. A mad man fucking/Raping a woman and she told people in the market to leave him. Haaaa. Find another lie.




    * Ayah Shehu *

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  3. Lies. So the madman chased and undressed her n no one stop him till he penetrated. U think we re kids here abi. U guyz should easy with d lies pls.

    Just because u want to win money u lie abi

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  4. Lie lie gist. All because of 5k

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    1. lol @ kuba yariga ya shiga ciki ciki nawa o mata din karuwa ne fa.seems madmen i plateau are all d same i can relate

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  6. Jossites..... We rock. She don win

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  7. First time reading IHG this year.

    I vote for this gist

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  8. Sender of gist, fear God biko.

    "When he caught her, he quickly undressed her, and slam, he was inside"

    In public?? She didn't scream?? Haba!!!!!

    #TheHustleFor5k
    SMH

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    1. Bia poster,ara agbakwala gi o.Which kain yeye lie be this na?Carry time o.And I've noticed many people make this mistake of using 'were' where they should have used 'where' and don't you dare blame it on autocorrect.

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  9. But your gist get k leg. Very fake

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    1. U voted before without reading abi. Kikiki

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    2. I didn't even understand the story before voting. Read it again and I was surprise. Didn't want to delete the comment because e no count. Nobody go vote for amm

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  10. Yetinde says dem no go kill person fo dis blog,werey dey fisii for person inside market for jos,dis kain thing kodaa o,and pls everybody use protection 2mao I mean vals day except the married ones,they're allowed.

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  11. Yetinde says dem no go kill person fo dis blog,werey dey fisii for person inside market for jos,dis kain thing kodaa o,and pls everybody use protection 2mao I mean vals day except the married ones,they're allowed.

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  12. Mad man first kiss your friend, then next time another mad man pulled a woman down, undressed her and raped her all through the act nobody could stop him, insde a busy market? Soteh she say make them leave am e don enter. I no gree, na her former boyfriend weh she know

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    1. You will let your bf straff you in a market?

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  13. Na only wrapper the woman tie ne? Or she be kuturu wey no fit defend herself? I'm guessing she's married or not and she let another man a mad one at that straff her in public?! At the market?? So the man's dick was erect through out the race that he was able to penetrate her immediately.

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    1. Some people walk about with a permanent hard on, especially in India. U no know?

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  14. The hustling is real. 5k can make people story tellers. Hmmnn,this your story na wa sha o.

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  15. Na wa o! Even BVs I thought were cool, see exposure! Its a joke! It doesn't need to be real or true to be funny or carry a message! I laughed out loud! Pre Val sadness dey worry some of una, y'all already know shit aint gonna happen, not even TomTom from d Aboki u always buy suya from, therefore u tear down Dis babes hustle! EFF off!

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    1. U don't need to go anon. Please next time, send something real. This one na Tupac!

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  16. This gist na was o. Poster abeg you no plan the lie well at all.

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  17. Hey guys! Please how do I send in my gist?

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  18. Hahahhahahahaha

    Chimoo Akiko Mike Ejeagha.

    See gist this kind val eve...so this is tales by moonlight,anyway let me vote for you,.(my Val gift) to you.

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  19. disgusting....btw whch email do one send ihg to?

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