Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Thursday LOL

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Thursday, 25 February 2016

Thursday LOL


Hehehehehehehehe......

Jokes apart....HOW?

163 comments:

Roseberry said...

Lolzzz..... It must definitely enter d nails

JayEm "Agrodolce"...the Nigerian-Italian-Australian experience. said...

I only saw the ring.

There is just something about ring on the fourth finger, it just feels...electric.
Nice ring by the way.

The General's Wife said...

Water.But only from a Hose.Or a Pipe.
LOL

Roseberry said...

Me sef de tin tire me o.... Hahaha hahaha

Atheist. said...

One chick once told me she has a special toothbrush for that, all the does is wrap the tissue around it and wipe... B4 using water.

Loveme Jeje said...

She will use tissue paper na. she cant use her hands if not she will just injure herself.

BIPOLAR ME said...

I have NEVER fixed my nails,neither do I chew my nails...

I don't think fixing is evil or bad though. But I guess curiosity hasn't gotten me to that stage yet.

Anonymous said...

No wonder most girls pussy smell

Temi said...

Normal way
Lol

Ada-nne said...

Lol, with the tip of their fingers I guess...babes panties be smelling and having yellow line (poo) and they go carry big ge and classy look dey cover up.

amanda favour said...

My dear I wonder too....
Hmmm...lemme wait for them to answer

RICHBEE said...

Lmaoooo


#duno#

tracy James said...

Oh...its nothing *sips zobo *

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

May be them dey watch am with water naa
Who knows. I dnt keep Long nails cos naturally i have long nails so i cut it to be moderate.

ada ifeanyi said...

Hehehe.International wedding ring. Lol..

Bae Bae said...

Stella looking for trouble since 1910.. kikikiki if no be Toke finger pix U no fit find another finger pix use..

Quiksilver said...

I wonder.

Closure said...

Lol...

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

Answer us oh
Those of you that do this.

pax dimond said...

Stella you are very funny o.

Mon'ami Destiny said...

This one no dey shit lai lai!!!

Ammie said...

The tip of the fingers are used
People that say they can't do things with artificial nails are still learners
The Only thing I can't do with it is to open a canned drink

DGoldenJenny said...

Is possible even with the longest nails
I bet you knows
Fix your nails and check it out.

PEACE

white Berry said...

That's simple with it. No stress with the long nails

Bae Bae said...

As they try to wipe,the shit gets in they fingers and they lick it off with they tongue...ewwwwwww kikikikikiki

xxxTrinityxxx said...

lool true! i never fix fake nails. can't even type with them

ada ifeanyi said...

She obviously does not clean it.Now i know why some men said they close their nose while hitting the V cos of the smell..Lol.

Blackberry said...

Floris duo. Knuckle peeler

OLATEJU ADENIJI said...

Exactly! How??!

Iphie dearie said...

Do you people dig into your Vaginas and Anus when washing up?
What are you washing? Tunnel?

I am baffled. LOL

Anonymous said...

With toilet paper duuuuHH!!

la effizy said...

I love well manicured nails, but this one doesn't make any sense biko.

Olori Isis said...

Odiegwu o!

Lara Peperenpe said...

They'll use the tip to scrape off the shit na, abi how else???

Ehi unprocessed human hair. UK virgin human hair said...

Long nails, doesn't affect your personal hygiene. There is a way to navigate around it.

Anonymous said...

By the use of "pressure washing machine"

Jennifer Amieno said...

Just like u do urs stella but a little bit gentle

KAMARA said...

So true......lol!

Sweetheart said...

Stella, *singing* If u ask meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, na who I go ask?????

MrsB said...

Same way everyone does. Just wash your hands twice as much especially the nail area. The false nails aren't sharp now. At least not as sharp as your actual nails.
Easy peasy.

MrsB said...

Same way everyone does. Just wash your hands twice as much especially the nail area. The false nails aren't sharp now. At least not as sharp as your actual nails.
Easy peasy.

J.Ice said...

Everyman has Price.
Someone is paid to do it.

Bootylycious diva said...

When you grow nails or fix nails you can clean wella because your fingers can enter all corners ,though i dont keep nails am team short natural nails ,but then when i use to do my nails it was fun ,just hate the part that i always do french and i like palmoil like fat kid love cakes,shout to my stella of headmasters those days and rita what is the name of that saloon opposite lady thorpe on allen oooh

Martins Aboy said...
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Cocoz said...

I make long (not too long) nails and I do more domestic work than my friends that keep theirs short..cook,wash,scrub,etc. Yet people always judge and turn up their noses at me when they sIghtfield my nails

I comfortable do all chores including wiping my butt successfully and with ease (I use wet wipes or water tho).

The only difficult thing for me to accomplish is to pick up a pin or an earring hook from the floor while the most painful thing that can happen to you is to hit the long nail against a hard surface or having ur natural nail break in the middle underneath the artificial one..chai! That's when you will know that God created you natural and not artificial for a reason lol, the pain is outta this world.

Paulette Okafor said...

I feel this meme is connected to her (Toke) vblog on personal hygiene.......

Delta Iyabo TOO said...

Dem go use d side of their palm na abi how again

TennisFan said...

E no easy at all.

CHYSUGAR said...

lol...i'm even rocking some cute nails now.
i wash my toto wella...i dey put finger inside wash am well
warm water does d trick...no soap!!dont use soap.
U can wash ur labia and ur clitoral folds with soap but nt d vagina plssss
The vagina is self-cleansing and should be washed with warm water only.
Soap particles nt washed off completely will decay and start giving off a foul odor/ fishy smell.

Tips: Same way u invest in mac,zaron,black up,make up forever,Revlon,Sephora,L'oreal, 50k creams and perfumes,classy designer wears and accessories;pls kindly set aside N500-1k each day for fruits (pineapple,apple,orange, banana,pawpaw,watermelon)Help ur toto to smell nice.U want a man to eat u out and get stuck on ur pussy.yet u smell like ofeakwu? Mbanu!!,odiro possible.Try being a fruit addict + observation of strict vaginal hygiene and have him glued.it aint magic.
Fruits have a way of making ur vagina smell good.reaaaallyyyyy good!!!

Invest in panties...I buy mine in dozens.
Take ur bath thrice daily.
soak ur panties in warm water and sun dry.No leave am for passage make e dry abeg,its wrong.
No matter hw pretty u are,men get turned off by vaginal/body odour. STOP IT NOW!!!

Come join me for brunch..its garnished noodles and tomato omelette/egg and chilled sprite.

Anonymous said...

Na wetin we dey see on instagram and na wetin I dey wonder all the time. Vain pple

Anonymous said...

Well me I don't douche o, it isn't good as advised by my gynecologist years ago now I'm a doctor though. The place is still clean, your vagina was made to clean itself. Just use water for the outside that's all.

Anonymous said...

It's joking apart..olodo stella.

MOTHER NATURE........ said...

Exactly!! you will see them begging you to help them wear their necklace or zip their skirt/gown smh. If I were to be a man, I won't eat food made with such fingers.

FALODUN NANCY said...

her fingers tip

CharisMAtic DIVA said...

Clean-Sexy fingers!
Looking like Ez of BIL's fingers

Stella, no big deal! U dont clean ur nyash by inserting ur fingers in ..... Kikiki!

Anonymous said...

Am new on this blog,I would like to be referred to as aso rock,with this nails I will use tips of my thumbs to wipe d kaka

LaFRESH said...

She clean her yanh then clean her nails.

Anonymous said...

apparently stella, they dont shit..........lol

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

lmao,very easy jor.Just be careful not to wound yourself.I looooove long nails and there's nothing I don't do with them.Long nails are sexy!!

THa PRETtiEST said...

As in ehh...I dnt fix cause I get soo uncomfortable,cant wash or do anything....i wonder how some girls are able to do what they want with the long nails

De Unbreakable said...

We wash it with water,wash our hands while carefully checking every finger for residue and then sanitise afterwards.

Therapist Ruby said...

E reach to ask o!

young FOREVER said...

Duuno too .let me wait to learn from those that fix these nails

Anonymous said...

Okay I will post an article soon here.. Maybe it will help lol I see since that actress with okpolo eyes uploaded her devil nails eating Eba you wondered how she cleans up too

@SHB

lovelace said...

Wetin concern agbero with overload.

olanroke said...

For me here in the US i use wet wipes and it cleans good, they are flusable.

Freshdew said...

Stella!!!! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Dirty girls,wearing claws everywhere!

adah befash said...

Abeg help me ask them oooo...

D shit fit con go pasa inside their nails dem go con use am chop eba with u....Lol

Shyla said...

That's a serious one. With these talons, e reach to ask oh. Na the side of the index finger they will use naa.

Lustre said...

Ask boo to lick it after pooing

nanya 1 said...

Hahahahaha my thoughts exactly

James said...

Hiaaah.

Toilet tissue of course.

I can't be caught dead using water and bare hands like some language people. Smh . Ewww.Gross. Dirty . Unhygienic. And they will still use the same bare hands to eat food

Anonymous said...

I wash with water always when I'm at home but if I have to use the loo outside the house I use tissue or pure water satchet if available

Dope Momma said...

Lmao I dunno know 4 them oo

mrs diamond said...

Seriously I wonder how people cope with such long nails

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Lol. I've asked my gf this question countless times .
she likes them long and fierce.

kweenie said...

Na toke get this fine hand...she sabi how she dey clean am

Payson said...

With the nails, it goes deep...#tmgswife

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Dem no dey clean am

zion baby said...

Good question. Exactly what I asked my gf 2days ago.

ndubuisi joshua atuanya said...

If u ask me...na who I go ask?

Anonymous said...

How them dey take wash their tohtoh?

anonymous? lol said...

Absolutely sexy hand!

Gbogbo Bigz Girlz. (GBG) said...

You clean with tissue paper and wash off with water.

The nails are not as sharp as it looks.

SMURF said...

Omo u gats to ask the owner of that hand Toke Makinwa

Nk said...

I will put one finger inside nd wash very well even more than with natural one self .

Anonymous said...

Stella please ask them o.

Kelvin Ogun said...

I don't Curr, it can smell for all I care.....yes! I have a new crush and the one that my heart yearns for, my Crystal ball!

Kelvin dat Edo Boi

Anonymous said...

Just for ur info
..It's my baby's hand. ..Tokstarr

Nwa Amaka said...

I always ask the question.

Anonymous said...

U must have a smelly vagina. Wash ur hands clean n remove those whitish thing dat stck to d walls of d vagina. U only get infection when u put dirty fingers or when a dirty dick fuck u.

One trillion said...

End time nails

Blog Addict said...

Isn't this Toke's hand?

amanda favour said...

Yes oh.. Iphe...
I wash deeply with warm (sometimes )slightly salty water at night and my v.jay is d koko lol

sexy mama said...

Lol.... Am still wondering though

Martins Aboy said...

**coughs**

Smell like ofe akwu??

But Ofe okwu smells good na and the taste is out of this world..

@MARTINS ABOY

amanda favour said...

Mbanunu dokinta
I wash with warm water biko

amanda favour said...

Hian odiegwu

Engrnkem SE said...

Someone be flaunting her engagement ring and instead gets asked how do you clean your nail polish? See killing of spirit naa

The Observer said...

Hepp me ask dem ooo! Everyone be sounding like they dig into d anus to wash it. Mbok it's easy u use d shower head and d d parts of ur finger below d nails. Or a wash cloth to clean up while bathing. There r too many ways, so enough with this ridiculous questions of how u wash ur bum

Obyy Ben said...

You bath 3 times a day? Idikwa too much.

Anonymous said...

That's toke's finger

The Judge said...

Money maker, welcome

Anonymous said...

Nails doesn't affect hygiene o

Unknown said...

omor babe, I will eat u till u tap out #thatswhatiwannahaveforlunch

Anonymous said...

I hear say you fuck one bv husband wey bn think say u be her frd...na true?

wolfgang jay said...

babe I'd like to join u for lunch but I wanna #eatthatpussytillutapout

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
.
Somebody is doing that already though....
.
.
***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Fab Mum said...

Please don't ruin ofeakwu for me

Meanwhile it's only those who have nothing to do during the day that can bath 3 times a day.

Most someone who has a job or business can do is twice a day
How do you bath the third time when you are at work or doing your business??

pepple adorable said...

Have your bath thrice daily?? Because of What? That person must be very jobless, the best thing is to wash your vagina with water everytime you pee or use the loo.
Bath thrice daily ke on top Wetin. Twice daily is enough Abeg

Darkskinned said...

Wash your booty and then wash the nails, shikena!

Anonymous said...

An igbo friend once told me that it's dirty to use water to clean your private parts after pooing and that only yoruba peeps do that. She actually said she stopped her igbo hubby from doing it after she found out. I personally don't see how 'that place' will not smell after using just tissue. Please is this true? Only dirty people use water? I'm really curious. No offence meant please.

Mistletoe

Adesina Nicholas said...

What's the truth that's *So true... Lol*

SDK's Got A New Fan!

Iphie dearie said...

Cranberry juice too.

Anonymous said...

Watch? And you say you are doing your PhD? You are a disgrace

Anonymous said...

I don dey ask how long time ago, years back. how????????? Totoh is self cleansing as book/biology talk, but there comes a time that you have to use your index finger or whichever one you are comfortable with to scoop out some yogurt. Especially for some females who have more vaginal discharge.

In short, for all these girls of this digital age, you'all should forget shower; especially if it's not the shower head and or tube that is removable & flexible. I am old fashioned; I always have a cup in my bathroom to use. Women abegi bend down, spread your laps and wash your honey pot. NOTE: your fingers & nails must be clean so you don't introduce foreign bacteria in your vagina. Your Mama no teach you? Ehn?

SIGNED MIMI FROM MIAMI said...

I watch all tokes vlogs, seriously dat babe is a star. She says u shud clean tohtoh wit water. Dem no dey put soap 4 tohtoh, my mum also told me dat before.

Fan Emmanuel said...

Toke Makinwa's fingers,lovely nails

bitchplis (BentOuttaShape) said...

I bet ur mum wasn't available to train u or she's also a dirty pig not to train u how to clean ur butt well

Anonymous said...

Zombie,welcome back.i didn't miss u,irritant of d highest order

Anonymous said...

@anony 12:50, welcome to this family. You will not regret it. You can get a blog id with your preferred id #Aso rock# okay. Hopefully that same id is not in use, if so you can change it by mixing the letters eg smaller & capital letters.
By the way you use the word 'kaka'. Lol, I know that appellation of ' shit ' too.

Anonymous said...

Ode, where you copy this one from? Mumu, I no blame you as you no get work, why you no go get time bath three times a day, come begin find man wey go dey suck your stinky smelly toto. Ashawo nor be work o! Wawa kawai!!

African Royalty 4Sure said...

U guys stop being petty.
D nails doesn't stop anything.

Anonymous said...

Lmao! Help me ask them oh.

Anonymous said...

Pussy cleans itself?? I douche,I cnt stay without douching,ur pussy will be smelling oh! How does ur guy suck it? Nawah!

LARMO said...

Thank you o. But bath thrice daily???? I bet you are not working!

Anonymous said...

I agree with you. I always fix long nails and there is nothing I can't do with them. I clean, Wash clothes, cook with them. Been wearing them for almost 12 years. It has become part of me. I can't clean my pussy and anus well without them

DRAMA QUEENN said...

Then carry wet pants around
Ezi

Slikky S said...

A thousand likes! Thr is nothing as good as personal hygiene. It gives u so much confidence in & out. Sue

Victory4me said...

I dey Hail..oooooooo

onyejeme chimere said...

Very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

The thing tire me ooo

the ring, needs....Lol i cant laugh

Tetrina said...

Hahahahahahhahhahahah.....my goodness, Iphie! Your comment just killed me. Lol@ what are you washing? Tunnel?...hahahaha

ROLEX CHICK said...

Hahahahahaha don't mind them.

ROLEX CHICK said...

Swear that u do all these things this lady. So in the office I would now excuse my self to have afternoon bath to make it 3timss a day.

Anonymous said...

There is no way and that is why they are banned in medical profession lets be honest. Long nails are dirty.

The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog said...

Anon 14.06. Just the way u re a digrace to ur parents abi.

Morafucker

Loveme Jeje said...

Chysugar you mean 3 times a day. Is it at weekend or weekdays. I want to know.

That means you are not jobful.

Nnechi Spicy. said...

Kikikikiki. Drama Queen why na?

Anonymous said...

Bitchplis it's dah ignoramus
money maker dats James

SIMATINIYA said...

Anon 13:57 tell your that she's the one who's dirty and also tell her that anytime her pooh touches her hand she should just clean it with tissue and say that her hand is clean......

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Ayodeji .N. said...

Anon kilode? You need help oh

Ayodeji .N. said...

Anon kilode? You need help oh

The General's Wife said...

Chy baby!
Daz my chick!

Anonymous said...

There's absolutely nothing wrong with using water to wash ur buttocks after pooing. for me it's even neater provided one washes his/her hands properly
I would have suggested using wipes but they don't flush out

Nicole said...

Why are you all hounding her?

It's possible to bathe trice.

I used to get home before 6pm at my former job, so I bathe as soon as I get home from work and just before I go to bed.


Nicole said...

@ Anonymous, douching causes dryness and infections. Stop it.

Mosi Jubelo said...

Lol, that's Toke. But honestly the nails doesn't stop me o though mine are not as long as hers.

Lilly simple said...

Once in a while boil water put dettol in a bucket (cos it's high so d steam doesn't burn u) sit on d bucket for a while

PLATINUM said...

Lol. Anon you have got zero chill.

CHERYL (aka FROM GLORY to GLORY) said...

I don't ever feel neat if I don't use like several piles of water to wash myself after tissue even if its wee. I always wash my hand with antiseptic soap thereafter so how in heavens name is that a dirty habit? That ur friend must be a very dirty sombori

Anonymous said...

Ayodeji, let owner of answer give answer na...if na true so Agro...smtg, na d culprit wey all bv's for sdk need uncover. Be defending as flocking together, abi?

Anonymous said...

With tissue paper :)

Ada-nne said...

If na she, with those fingers how would she even make decent meal for hubby abi former hubby or come back hubby... no wonder he slipped into another's bed.

All in the name of fashion

Irene B said...

Ndi òrtû

CHYSUGAR said...

Rolex chick...lmaooo,i do dem and it's no biggie!!

Anon, get an ID,u foolish idiot!!

@TGW...kisses

@Nicole...dnt mind dem,truth is bitter so it's hard to accept.With dis heat sef,i bath more than 5 times in a day.

Anonymous said...

I use toilet paper first, then I use water.

Anonymous said...

After knowing that pussy smells, next time u see one u still put ur mouth there n lick it clean: smell, sweat and some other things. Yeye person

Elixir Ray said...

But it's true naa. Abi Ayodeji you no sabi? A BV helped her when she travelled abroad only for her to gbensh the BV's Le boo. Na stale gist naa.

Anonymous said...

Doctors advised that it is bad to insert your fingers inside....so maybe having long nails is an incentive not to

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

Three times a day? *side eye* not when you have a job or business that takes you away from home honey.

Tee Hills said...

Yes o. I've noticed that whenever I fix my nails some of the natural nails split right in the middle and I'm like, "You've gotta be kidding." So painful. Then the natural nail becomes smaller

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