Sunday In House Gists...

Hilarious Sunday Gists just for you.....

LABOUR PAINS BROUHAHA

My cousin gave me this gist and it got me rolling on the floor. Her friend was pregnant with her first child and that fateful day, her water broke so my cousin took her to the hospital.

 On getting there, they met this handsome young doctor on duty. The doctor wanted to check her and all she refused saying she just called her gynaecologist and he s on his way. My cousin kept pinching her friend and said it doesn't  matter and to let the doctor just check her but she refused and said how would that young guy see her kpekus! 

After like an hour my cousin asked the friend again she said nooo her gynaecologist would soon be with them. After another hour the real labor started. The babe eye come neat! She started shouting and telling my cousin "Abeg call that fine doctor o! Make e come chook hand o!

 When the doctor came she pulled her clothes and was stark naked! She started begging the doctor "doctor I say make you put your hand o"! The doctor attended to her, and she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl! From that day, anytime she goes to the hospital and sees the doctor, she dey dodge the man wella! .

Hope I made you laugh! 

Signing out peacefully and yimully! *wink*.

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THE FRIENDS WHO STOLE FROM EACH OTHER...

My gist goes like this,when I was still in secondary school, my best friend was staying opposite our house, so we visit each other often and we do things in common, in fact we became family friends. 

We like stealing each others things,for example I can go to their house and collect her new okrika shirt and wear it,becos we are very close. One day I went to their house,I saw her cooking moi-moi,out of long throat I stole one and hide it,she then gave me one and after eating both I visited the toilet throughout the night... Funniest thing be say na outside latrine so I was really scared becos mom refused to escort me.

day break I confessed to everybody and they laughed at me.

One faithful evening I was boiling ripe plantain, I wanted to use it for our local food.naso my friend show o,permit my English o,as I say make I go bring mortar come from inside na she thief from the plantain wey dey fire,rush am put for mouth quick so that she go fit eat am before I come out,immediately I came out I overheard her shouting Jesus at the same time using her hand to collect water from our toilet bucket,and she was drinking it in a hurry.

omo na I shout too Jesus! not knowing what  happened. Later na babe confess say she thief my hot plantain from the pot,as she dey try to swallow am very fast,na the plantain burn her throat na make her no see where she for they collect the water.lol

My question be say,which person own bad pass?

From BV SCHOLAR

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THE RUNNING 'GHOST'

Hello Stella, i wanna try my luck with this story my dad warned us

never to tell anyone.

 It happened when I was younger.

Earlier that day, my mum bought flour from the market  and it rained

heavily on her way back so the rain touched the flour and she asked me

to pour the flour in a tray pan and keep in the kitchen.

while sleeping at night, my younger brother woke me up that he was

thirsty and i told him to go to kitchen and drink water na.

torr, morning reach my papa call for morning devotion which normally

begins by 4am and end by 5pm. i noticed my bro wasnt in the room but i

didnt pay much attention thinking he had gone to the sitting room.

there was no  light so we made use of kerosene lantern.

normally, my dad begins the rosary and we will join as we come out.

Now, my dad always tell us to close our eyes when praying to avoid

seeing the devil so we all keep our eyes tightly closed when praying

and i dey use the opportunity tear better sleep and shout the loudest

amen when the prayer ends.

 I was in dream land when i heard my mum

scream "Jejush"! I opened my eyes to behold a white being sitting

amidst us. before i realised what was happening my dad took off and

my mum followed. shuu. na who wan take last? i jumped up and flew out

with the speed of light.

my dad was telling us to run fast while he made good use of his long

legs. i kept turning back to see the "being" running towards us like

his life depended on it. we were close to the gate when mum noticed my

younger bro was absent and stopped only to found out he was the

"being" chasing us. 

he had slept off in the kitchen and rolled inside

the flour in the tray pan. he bedwets so the urine made the flour

stick to his body.

my dad declared fasting and prayer against the spirit of fear that

day.  no be small kabashing i do oooo.

I have not told a single soul this story till date.

hope i win oo